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DX_Psycho
11-25-2006, 02:56 AM
choose head light racquets or head heavy racquets?

they would have to be about 12 ounces so you can deal some damage.

Duzza
11-25-2006, 03:09 AM
Head heavy of course.

AndyC
11-25-2006, 03:42 AM
That would depend on how many zombies there were. HL if I think arm fatigue could be a problem!

diredesire
11-25-2006, 03:42 AM
No question, head heavy. Very head heavy. :)

Punisha
11-25-2006, 05:21 AM
i would take a 8 oz even balance racquet then coat from 10-2 with lead to make it head heavy and smash like a hammer

Thunderace
11-25-2006, 05:42 AM
I would choose a PD with a c**pload of lead at the 12 position, and then wield it like Thor's Hammer to crush em down. 8)

slice bh compliment
11-25-2006, 05:50 AM
Killing zombies? Nah, I just stay away from shopping malls ... department stores in general.

progman_2000
11-25-2006, 05:53 AM
I thought the PD is not an arm friendly racquet - after a dozen or so zombies you would start feeling some pain in the elbow/shoulder. I say POG OS. Headlight, yes, but the tremendous racquet head speed would get the job done, and the graphite lends itself greater number of zombies killed per racquet.

Janne
11-25-2006, 06:09 AM
A 15oz+ racquet about 20-30 points head light. May not deal the same damage a head heavy racquet can with one blow, but it would be fun going Bruce Lee on
them with fast combo hits. :)

jdeloach
11-25-2006, 06:09 AM
Headlight. That way I could hold it in my left hand while I held my gun in my right. :grin:

fujitsu77
11-25-2006, 07:06 AM
Gamma Big Bubba. Problem solved ;)

Alafter
11-25-2006, 11:28 AM
this thread was to pull out the nerds of tt message board. now he can identify them all.

head heavy and 28.5 inches. also strung with gut for a soft cushy feel on smashing the zombies heads

lolsmash
11-25-2006, 01:15 PM
whichever one doesn't give me TE.

ceejay
11-25-2006, 02:01 PM
Head light. I'll be whipping that racquet around so fast the zombies won't even know which manufacturer its from.

Nextman916
11-25-2006, 02:08 PM
Ide use wood.

prostaff18
11-25-2006, 02:16 PM
I would use a Babolat so that if it were to break, I wouldnt feel bad about breaking a racquet.

jackson vile
11-25-2006, 02:17 PM
choose head light racquets or head heavy racquets?

they would have to be about 12 ounces so you can deal some damage.

Hammer Tech end of story, I would be using a Katana though

sypl
11-25-2006, 02:27 PM
Ide use wood.

ZOMBIE NOT VAMPIRE

emerckx53
11-25-2006, 02:35 PM
Hmmmm...let's see. Ok. I would take a Head Arthur Ashe Comp II and sharpen the aluminum edge like a knife so I could sink it deep into the Zombies skull...

xtremerunnerars
11-25-2006, 02:48 PM
i dunno if i'd go with gut. Gut would break..and then you'd be in a world of trouble. I would go with luxilon. It might be a little harsh, but if you go straight down you'd be okay.

Nextman916
11-25-2006, 02:50 PM
ZOMBIE NOT VAMPIRE

I understood that but ide still pick wood.

OMGIMACAR
11-25-2006, 02:57 PM
ok... wtf?? lol

OMGIMACAR
11-25-2006, 02:58 PM
this is a pointless thread.. lol

pNoyr3D
11-25-2006, 04:09 PM
I would definately take a head light racquet.. The faster you can swing the better.. More hits you can hit before they hit you.. Just like comparing a stick vs. baseball bat.. I would rather have the stick since it is lighter and could hit them faster.

goober
11-25-2006, 04:19 PM
I would modify a racquet like a T2000 and weld some spikes in the head and string it with barbwire. A wood or graphite racquet would probably crack after a couple of hits :)

Also I would extend the length of the racquet so I could hit with 2 hands off both sides and not lose any reach :P

ceejay
11-25-2006, 04:21 PM
Or you could get two kids racquets, string them together, and you've got nunchucks.

slice bh compliment
11-25-2006, 05:43 PM
I would modify a racquet like a T2000 and weld some spikes in the head and string it with barbwire. A wood or graphite racquet would probably crack after a couple of hits :)

Also I would extend the length of the racquet so I could hit with 2 hands off both sides and not lose any reach :P

Oh man, you've actually put some thought into it! Go humans....stick it to the ...uhm...undead.

nalbandian_fan
11-25-2006, 08:11 PM
i dunno if i'd go with gut. Gut would break..and then you'd be in a world of trouble. I would go with luxilon. It might be a little harsh, but if you go straight down you'd be okay.

noo way, kevlar, its bullet-proof

thevillageidiot
11-25-2006, 08:20 PM
someone's been playing too much dead rising

Dashbarr
11-25-2006, 10:03 PM
thevillageidiot's peanut sized brain has a point, maybe you should stop playing violent video games for a little while. get a girlfriend.

Breaker
11-26-2006, 09:18 AM
This thread is one good reason not to take crack.

Voltron
11-26-2006, 09:21 AM
Wilson T2000, sharp as a blade. Or I'd tape a brick to a Pure Storm, dont want to damage my RDSs.

nadalito92
11-26-2006, 11:50 AM
Or you could get two kids racquets, string them together, and you've got nunchucks.

wtf!! lmfao yeah good idea

This thread is one good reason not to take crack.

yup, marijuana instead.

well anyways i would stick to gears of war's chainsaw gun thhat way i would turn those scumbags into tiny little pieces, and when im out of ammo start kicking in the nuts.. they have nuts right?:confused:

dave333
11-26-2006, 03:32 PM
i'd take a head heavy that has a 26.5 inch balance. just twirl around and let swingweight do its magic! better yet, lets make it 30" extended made of solid ncode. oh and lets make it aerodynamic w/ babolat style frame. lets see what else...hmmm.....



lol yeah, but the stick has so little mass.....it has to have a blade to be any good. gotta clob them to death. no cutting.

NLBwell
11-27-2006, 02:55 PM
Obviously, I'd have to go with a Spalding Smash Aluminum Racket

xtremerunnerars
11-27-2006, 02:58 PM
If you're going to weld spikes and stuff to it...why not just attach a flamethrower for crying out loud.


Be realistic here! (lol)

Amone
11-27-2006, 03:26 PM
Babolat Aero Tour Plus. 671 grams of weight at the tip. Oh, yes.. 1000g, 65 pts HH, 2510 SW... You guys hit with your piddly little racquets. This sucker hits a zombie in the head, at even a measly 2 m/s^2, that's 5020 newtons force on that undead little skull of his. That's what I call a hammer. With the funny shape for aerodynamics-- as little speed loss as possible, because bugger it'll be hard to keep swinging one-handed. I'd probably switch to a two-hander for that one.

EDIT:

to AJK1, should you read this: Where is your feel now?? ;)