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Brian Purdie
08-30-2004, 12:14 PM
I found a new can off tennis balls someone left this weekend. I also recall finding a red lacy bra, a wilson keychain, and about a thousand vibration dampeners.

Anyone ever find anything good?

PusherMan
08-30-2004, 01:00 PM
I found a nickel bag one time :twisted:

Frodo Baggins
08-30-2004, 01:13 PM
Hmm?A red lacy bra?Something tell's me there was somthing kinky going on -on that court :lol:

perfmode
08-30-2004, 01:43 PM
I found a nickel bag one time :twisted:

I hope you didn't smoke it.

PusherMan
08-30-2004, 01:49 PM
I hope you didn't smoke it.


Let's just say the extra five bucks came in handy for lunch that day. 8)

gmlasam
08-30-2004, 02:15 PM
Found a $100.00 bill two summers ago. ;)

perfmode
08-30-2004, 02:22 PM
I hope you didn't smoke it.


Let's just say the extra five bucks came in handy for lunch that day. 8)

I guess ur a pusher in more ways than one.

PusherMan
08-30-2004, 07:33 PM
Dude, this was YEARS ago. I'm totally legit nowadays, perfmode.

ffrpg
08-30-2004, 07:46 PM
The only thing I've found are lots and lots of dampeners.

perfmode
08-30-2004, 09:10 PM
Dude, this was YEARS ago. I'm totally legit nowadays, perfmode.


Aight, I believe you.

Phil
08-30-2004, 09:48 PM
In Pre-Guilliani days I used to "find" crack vials in and around the court, dog crap, broken racquets-nice stuff. I once "Found", at 8:00 on a Sunday morning a couple of club kids doing the dirty on a park bench next to the courts. Recently, on different courts, I found a Diesel Wrist Watch, which I turned into the club pro.

Ace
08-31-2004, 12:36 PM
...and now the club pro is coincidentally sporting a new Diesel wrist watch!

@wright
08-31-2004, 01:11 PM
There are some public courts near a big playground in our area, and one night I was hitting at the courts with someone, when we saw a few goth junior highish kids go into the playground. We then heard some moaning coming out of the playground, who knows?

ibemadskillzz
08-31-2004, 03:19 PM
once there were about 4 to 5 used rubber, it was high school tennis courts. not the dampener, you know :shock: sick stuff

Phil
08-31-2004, 05:23 PM
...and now the club pro is coincidentally sporting a new Diesel wrist watch!

Nah...he does fairly well, and sports a Tissot-last I saw, the Diesel was still sitting on his desk.

raven5288
08-31-2004, 08:09 PM
found an Adidas visor. I was thinking about wearing it, but it was too boy-bandyish.

jediknightdan
09-14-2004, 06:29 AM
i was playing at a pubic court and i found a head pristige in the trash can it was in good shape then. That was two years ago

@wright
09-14-2004, 07:24 AM
One time I found a magic lamp. It worked too, just still trying to decide what my wishes will be...

Rickson
09-14-2004, 07:40 AM
...and now the club pro is coincidentally sporting a new Diesel wrist watch!
My friend left his watch on the court, good thing I found it and gave it back to him. Good thing Phil wasn't around either.

Phil
09-14-2004, 09:10 PM
Was there really a reason for that comment? No. You're just a moron, Rickson, and you cannot shake me from your mind. But please try...I really don't want to be there-I tend to get claustrophobic in really small places.

Bertchel Banks
09-19-2004, 06:29 AM
I once found a HH5.1, and another time a net (the cheap whit ones).

Baseline Basher
09-20-2004, 04:26 PM
i was playing at a pubic court and i found a head pristige in the trash can

:lol: Your story sounds a little 'hairy'...

BiGGieStuFF
09-24-2004, 02:15 PM
We played tennis with Clyde Drexler the other day and after 2 days found a watch in my cousin's bag. It didn't belong to me or my cousin but seemed a bit small for Clyde's wrist but He's gonna call him and find out if it's his watch or not. It'd be funny if it was because it's a plain jane citizen watch.

penang
10-15-2004, 06:33 PM
When I was a beginner about a year & half ago. I learned from those quite good players, marked their own balls. These people don't buy ball, they collect from advance player after a few set played.

I marked my new balls too. As a learner to Tennis. After few days those balls look old, I just left in on the court.

What happen is after couple days, I ready to play game with this guys and they bring out the marked old balls I happen to throw away. I learned a lesson, the next time to throw my own garbage into trash bin and make sure deep into the bottom and no one can pick them.

GrahamIsSuper
10-15-2004, 06:59 PM
I once found a $20 bill on the court. Asked around (by which i mean shouted of course :wink: call me a bad person, i was 13) and then pocketed it.

Next my friend found a brand new TT Hornet, posted signs etc, nothing for 3 weeks, so he got a brand new racket (granted a bad one).

Hundreds of dampeners

My trump card: An bright orange foam Langston University visor that said "Langston: Committed to Academic Excellence" on the back. Wore that sucker the whole tennis season, the coach didn't really care for it, but it definitely brought some laughs.