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Kim
05-11-2007, 07:45 AM
same scoreline as Fed, now with Berdych....umm..Italian Mafia? hehe

skip1969
05-11-2007, 07:46 AM
you'll be accused of spoiling soon.

thu_huong
05-11-2007, 07:46 AM
same scoreline as Fed, now with Berdych....umm..Italian Mafia? hehe

Maybe he must have put something in their drink?:) he he

latinking
05-11-2007, 07:47 AM
you'll be accused of spoiling soon.

Yup you beat me to it.

Tchocky
05-11-2007, 07:49 AM
I think he's using performance enhancing drugs. And what is that thing on his leg. It looks like some kind of stocking. I think Mardy Fish wears the same thing. It's very possible that the Mafia could have threatened Federer & Berdych. Should be interesting to see if he gets to the final.

thu_huong
05-11-2007, 07:50 AM
I think he's using performance enhancing drugs. And what is that thing on his leg. It looks like some kind of stocking. I think Mardy Fish wears the same thing. It's very possible that the Mafia could have threatened Federer & Berdych. Should be interesting to see if he gets to the final.

lol lol lol:-D

Kim
05-11-2007, 07:50 AM
That would be interesting Volandri Vs Nadal...and Nadal loses. What will everyone say then? haha

thu_huong
05-11-2007, 07:52 AM
That would be interesting Volandri Vs Nadal...and Nadal loses. What will everyone say then? haha

mafia
Am I right??;)

Ripper
05-11-2007, 07:54 AM
No, I think, with Fed, the score was 6-2/6-4, with Birdy, it was 6-2/6-3. Anyway, you're right, there's something fishy in all this. Maybe, Volandri got one of those John Cauthen racquets (and Fed had his taken away) :p

thu_huong
05-11-2007, 07:56 AM
No, I think, with Fed, the score was 6-2/6-4, with Birdy, it was 6-2/6-3. Anyway, you're right, there's something fishy in all this. Maybe, Volandri got one of those John Cauthen racquets (and Fed had his taken away) :p

so that noone will doubt:grin:

ATXtennisaddict
05-11-2007, 10:16 AM
The Sicilian mafia threatened every Volandri opponent.

You heard it here first.

Morrissey
05-11-2007, 10:19 AM
same scoreline as Fed, now with Berdych....umm..Italian Mafia? hehe

If he gets to the final and beats Nadal as well you may have a point. Otherwise, he's playing pretty good. Fed just stunk it up yesterday, no mafia.

Feņa14
05-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Tony Soprano, anybody?

Heavy Metal Tennis Star
05-11-2007, 02:43 PM
The Sicilian mafia threatened every Volandri opponent.

You heard it here first.

too bad they couldnt save starace. :-D

tennishead93
05-11-2007, 02:50 PM
or maybe he will be possible goat version 2.0;-)

psamp14
05-11-2007, 03:33 PM
if he wins the whole thing and beats rafa in the process then this thread will become 75 or so pages long....and if he wins a slam beating like roddick, federer, nadal in succession....then something is definitely fishy...;)

teamcroatia
05-11-2007, 03:47 PM
mark my words he will become the next, GOAT.

Nadal_Freak
05-11-2007, 03:57 PM
Volandri=Puerta a couple years ago. lol

pound cat
05-11-2007, 04:45 PM
I think he's using performance enhancing drugs. And what is that thing on his leg. It looks like some kind of stocking. I think Mardy Fish wears the same thing. It's very possible that the Mafia could have threatened Federer & Berdych. Should be interesting to see if he gets to the final.


That thing under his patella has nothing to do with keeping his knee from hurting. It's actually a device which interferes with the opponent's reaction time, causes large numbers of unforced errors to be committed, and ultimately results in a win by Volandri. It has nothing to do with any criminal group...it was developed by Volandri's coach.

Tchocky
05-11-2007, 06:23 PM
Did anyone notice that Roger's dad was watching the match but his mother was nowhere in sight? Could it be possible the mafia is holding Roger's mom hostage?

Baghdatis72
05-11-2007, 07:08 PM
Did anyone notice that Roger's dad was watching the match but his mother was nowhere in sight? Could it be possible the mafia is holding Roger's mom hostage?

Damn you're too clever for the mafia :x

Actually the mafia arranged everything so that Volandri wins Rome MS by beating Nadal in the final. They managed to do this by threatening all the other contenders with a gun on their head.

Zets147
05-11-2007, 07:10 PM
lmao watch it happen

PrinceO3TourOS
05-11-2007, 07:18 PM
Without a doubt the Italian Mafia is behind Volandri :lol:

tennishead93
05-11-2007, 10:02 PM
seriously its probably the crowd.

like agassi vs. bags usopen: agassi had like 100,000 of his closest friends cheering for him

volandri:7,000

if any of you 5.5 to 6.0 players were playing atp top 100 with 5000 guys cheering for you, you would probably do well.