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sureshs
06-08-2007, 11:18 AM
Which ones will be seen?


Nadal tops Federer again

Nadal does it again

Federer comes up short

Federer fails in bid for French Open title

Federer's hopes of calendar Grand Slam dashed

Federer's hopes of career Grand Slam dashed

Rod Laver still the greatest of all time

Is Federer destined to go down like Sampras without winning the French?

Agassi still only man to win Slams on all four surfaces

Federer to retire after loss

dima
06-08-2007, 11:19 AM
i pick the last one

drakulie
06-08-2007, 11:21 AM
all of them. At some point every one of those points will be addressed shortly after sunday.

Morrissey
06-08-2007, 11:25 AM
Nadal wins 3rd in a row. Fed trolls run for the hills.

sureshs
06-08-2007, 11:26 AM
To finish my post,

Nadal's streak ends

Federer completes Career Slam

Federer gets rid of Sampras ghost

Laver congratulates Federer

Federer finds winning formula

Has Roger finally conquered Rafa?

Federer equals Agassi's record

Federer relieved at win

Is Federer already the greatest of all time?

Federer: the new King of clay

Rafa says Roger best in the world, no?

Rafa too young to retire, says uncle Tony

rrhstennis
06-08-2007, 11:26 AM
Federer does what zookeeper couldn't - Puts Topspin Monkey down

diegaa
06-08-2007, 11:27 AM
"The Fed-express doesnt stop at Paris"

vkartikv
06-08-2007, 11:28 AM
'NBC officials attacked by an online forum's irate members'

Rhino
06-08-2007, 11:30 AM
"Federer crowned greatest of all time: it's official"

Nuke
06-08-2007, 11:31 AM
The News From Paris: Still In Jail.

If only.

Feņa14
06-08-2007, 11:34 AM
"Federer get's monkey of his back and completes career Grand Slam!"

a guy
06-08-2007, 11:37 AM
Federer shuts up losers on TT forum.

dh003i
06-08-2007, 11:39 AM
Win or lose, it's pretty impressive for Federer to have made his 8th GS final appearance in a row.

If he loses, he's made 8 finals in a row, only losing 2 to Nadal on clay. How is that not impressive?

Zaragoza
06-08-2007, 11:40 AM
"Rod Laver still the greatest of all time"

This one will not change whatever happens on Sunday.

Kim
06-08-2007, 12:32 PM
Forum losers die.

J-man
06-08-2007, 12:55 PM
You should have made this a poll. I'm going to pick the first one. But I do want Federer to win on Sunday

Shaolin
06-08-2007, 01:20 PM
"Rod Laver still the greatest of all time"

This one will not change whatever happens on Sunday.

Neither will the fact that 3 out of the 4 of Laver's majors were on grass.

sureshs
06-08-2007, 01:21 PM
Neither will the fact that 3 out of the 4 of Laver's majors were on grass.

Or that Agassi won on all surfaces

deucecourt
06-08-2007, 01:33 PM
FED WINS AND THEN CELEBRATES BUY CRYING LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD. You guys remember Feds speech at the 06 AO...

Mr Topspin
06-08-2007, 01:46 PM
Federer says next he wants Rafa's clay court streak!

Rafa "I want Wimby to go with my Frenchy, no!".

Rafa is a hat trick hero.

Fed realises his potential and completes the career slam!

Fed Ex finally delivers the elusive slam!

The king is dead, long live the King!

Lord of the court; Return of the KING!

Feņa14
06-08-2007, 01:53 PM
"The Artful Roger makes a Dickens of Nadal!" (clever? ;) )

"Federer get's monkey of his back and completes career Grand Slam!"


Those would be the ones that i'd like to see if Federer can pull it off.

clymb420
06-08-2007, 02:01 PM
Federer: the new King of clay

This is my pick.

dennis10is
06-08-2007, 02:09 PM
Federer and Nadal decided to both defaulted from the finals.

jmsx521
06-08-2007, 02:47 PM
Federer does what zookeeper couldn't - Puts Topspin Monkey down"Federer get's monkey of his back and completes career Grand Slam!"These are funny!

forzainter
06-08-2007, 02:50 PM
FED WINS AND THEN CELEBRATES BUY CRYING LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD. You guys remember Feds speech at the 06 AO...

if yer going to mock him for showing his emotions, try spelling 'by' right next time, no?

Defcon
06-08-2007, 04:03 PM
Sunday Bloody Sunday

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

With or Without You (sung while wistfully looking at the cup)

jamumafa
06-08-2007, 05:14 PM
"Booted in the Nads."


"Fed up of f***ing losing!!"

ktownva
06-08-2007, 05:59 PM
Federer wins French Open, morphs into ball of light, returns to mother ship.

scineram
06-08-2007, 06:58 PM
Federer vs Nadal in todays Roland Garros final

The long awaited showdown of the world no. one and two players starts at 1500 CET. The rematch of last years final....

TheNatural
06-09-2007, 08:22 AM
Clay King burys the Fedex in the Roland Garros dirt.

TheNatural
06-09-2007, 08:33 AM
I thought that was pretty good

princess bossass
06-09-2007, 08:35 AM
Princess Bossass's Head Explodes as Fed Loses 5th Set Tiebreaker, Nadal Triumphs

diggler
06-09-2007, 08:39 AM
Man has sex with goat

@wright
06-09-2007, 10:32 AM
Clay King burys the Fedex in the Roland Garros dirt.

I doubt the headline will be have a spelling error, you moron.

@wright
06-09-2007, 10:33 AM
Federer vs Nadal in todays Roland Garros final

The long awaited showdown of the world no. one and two players starts at 1500 CET. The rematch of last years final....

This is the only one that's correct, as the match will not have been decided yet on Sunday.

princess bossass
06-09-2007, 10:36 AM
This is the only one that's correct, as the match will not have been decided yet on Sunday.
Internet headlines...?

TheNatural
06-09-2007, 10:45 AM
Are you predicting a 9 hour match moron?

This is the only one that's correct, as the match will not have been decided yet on Sunday.

Serve 'em hard
06-09-2007, 11:27 AM
Federer vs Nadal in todays Roland Garros final

The long awaited showdown of the world no. one and two players starts at 1500 CET. The rematch of last years final....

Ah, you beat me to it. I was going to post something like "Henin wins French Open..."

herosol
06-09-2007, 11:40 AM
Nadal Routes Federer...gg

@wright
06-09-2007, 11:40 AM
Are you predicting a 9 hour match moron?

I'm proud of you for spelling that long word correctly. Now get to your chores or no tv!

scineram
06-09-2007, 11:43 AM
Princess Bossass's Head Explodes as Fed Loses 5th Set Tiebreaker, Nadal Triumphs

If anyone wins in fifth set tiebreak at Roland Garros ever my head will also explode.

princess bossass
06-09-2007, 12:03 PM
Princess Bossass's Head Explodes as Fed Loses 5th Set Tiebreaker, Nadal Triumphs

LOL! Yeah, okay, oops, got me there. How about, "After the 13th Deuce of the 28th Game of the Fifth set... Nadal Wins!"--BOOM!

SER
06-09-2007, 12:30 PM
Federer Spanks Monkey For First Time In Paris

Eviscerator
06-09-2007, 01:40 PM
Federer to retire after loss[/I]

Probably something close to one of these two if TW posters were writing the headlines;

Nadal is the GOAT and Federer rightly decides he should have never taken up tennis to begin with.

or

Federer is the GOAT and Nadal should commit suicide for embarrassing his current and all future generations.

okdude1992
06-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Federer does what zookeeper couldn't - Puts Topspin Monkey down

Federer Spanks Monkey For First Time In Paris

LOL... these are the funniest although both blatantly wrong!!!

Alexandros
06-09-2007, 07:53 PM
Roger Solves Rafa Riddle.

FedUp
06-09-2007, 08:03 PM
Rafa...King on Clay!

Honestly, I hope that Federer wins. Regardless, neither Nadal nor Federer can compare with the 'real' king of clay....Borg.;)

TheNatural
06-10-2007, 11:00 AM
It's still SUnday, you can go on google and check all the headlines now moron.

This is the only one that's correct, as the match will not have been decided yet on Sunday.

Morrissey
06-10-2007, 11:05 AM
Just go to Yahoo Tennis and you got yourself a beautiful title. You can also go to ATPtennis.com

War, Safin!
06-10-2007, 01:51 PM
Headline:
"NO SHAME FOR FEDERER - NADAL IS A CLAY-COURT PIMP"