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Nuke
08-31-2007, 09:49 AM
OK, we've seen "taken to the woodshed" a few too many times this week to describe a player getting beaten badly. You guys need a thesaurus or something? How about we post some other interesting terms you can use to describe the massacres to come?

OK, I'll start with a few of my faves. Feel free to add your own, and thanks for playing.

1. Beat Down.

2. *** Whoopin'.

3. Got Schooled.

ktownva
08-31-2007, 09:55 AM
Smoked
Owned
Bageled
Breadsticked
B***h-Slapped

Zets147
08-31-2007, 09:58 AM
Retired
Slaughtered

princess bossass
08-31-2007, 10:05 AM
If the opponent whoops one's ass:

got steamrolled
got spanked
got throttled
got mangled
go man-handled
got his/her own *** handed to him/her
got put in the naughty corner
got clinic-ed

If one chokes or fails:

rolled out the red carpet
tanked
didn't show up

Nuke
08-31-2007, 10:18 AM
pwned
can of wup-***

Serve em Up
08-31-2007, 10:18 AM
Creamed
Crushed
Blown Away

Nuke
08-31-2007, 10:22 AM
sent packing
dismissed

ThePro101
08-31-2007, 10:25 AM
mauled ___

skiracer55
08-31-2007, 10:29 AM
got turfed

User Name
08-31-2007, 10:34 AM
6-0, 6-0 got the:

Goose Egg

The bagel

the donut

ha ha after winning a first set at love in doubles,
when at the net ask the other team if they want their next goose egg scrambled or POACHED... ha ha just came up with that.. i no im creative

tennis-n-sc
08-31-2007, 11:02 AM
6-0, 6-0 got the:

Goose Egg

The bagel

the donut

ha ha after winning a first set at love in doubles,
when at the net ask the other team if they want their next goose egg scrambled or POACHED... ha ha just came up with that.. i no im creative

Also, after losing 0 and 0, "It wasn't as close as the score indicated."

ayyhwang
08-31-2007, 11:14 AM
raped
owned
pwned
***** slapped

mrHan
08-31-2007, 11:20 AM
Served .

Nuke
08-31-2007, 12:10 PM
routed
humiliated
trounced
stomped
outplayed
outmatched
victimized
dominated

diegaa
08-31-2007, 12:39 PM
in argie you would say "me rompieron el orrrrrrto" :?

kevhen
08-31-2007, 12:54 PM
He ran over me like a freight train.
I got spanked hard.
He ran me off the court.
I was thumped pretty badly.
I got my butt kicked.
I got double bageled and I don't want to talk about it!
He ate me for lunch.
He ripped apart my game and made me look foolish out there.

str33t
08-31-2007, 01:02 PM
After getting beaten 6-0, 6-0:

He invited me to breakfast and gave me two bagels.


:D

WillAlwaysLoveYouTennis
08-31-2007, 01:05 PM
Kicked to the curb

Jonnyf
08-31-2007, 02:27 PM
Taken to the cleaners is a UK saying, but I'd say "Di**ed" to be honest

35ft6
08-31-2007, 02:51 PM
Shaved my back. "Man, that dude shaved my back."
Got played like a harpsichord. "Man, I got played like a harpsichord."
Swam me like a bottled nosed dolphin. "Man, that dude swam me like a bottled nosed dolphin."
Dropped me like 3 credit course in Macro Economics. "Man, he dropped me like a 3 credit course in Macro Economics."

alwaysatnet
08-31-2007, 04:25 PM
I got dismissed like one of Leona Helmsley's nephews at a reading of her will.
I got beat like Tim Henman's ego after yet another failed Wimbledon.
That guy beat me like he was Ike Turner and I was Tina.
I got beat like I was an audience member at The Source awards show.
I got beat like a fan at a Pacers-Pistons basketball game.
I got beat like an IHOP chef beats the eggs in a Denver omlette.
I got beat like the NHL Stanley Cup up against Murder She Wrote during sweeps week.
I got beat like Michael Vick beats a loser pit bull.

mhstennis100
08-31-2007, 04:39 PM
@$$ raped
10 chars

crazysoccer00
08-31-2007, 05:11 PM
Rocked
Bulldozed
annahilated

35ft6
08-31-2007, 05:41 PM
I was beat like a man who just worked a double shift at the local coal mine because he's trying to make as much money in overtime as he can to pay for his family's living expenses now that his wife is pregnant and staying home all the time.

Vermillion
01-26-2008, 07:12 AM
Dropped me like 3 credit course in Macro Economics. "Man, he dropped me like a 3 credit course in Macro Economics."

LMAO!!!!!! hahahaha

Sentinel
01-26-2008, 07:35 AM
abused, assaulted
manhandled
walloped
drubbed, humiliated
pounded
clobbered
buggered
beat the living daylights out of
taught a lesson
turned upside down and smacked

shrakkie
01-26-2008, 08:12 AM
F'd in the A.

Or effed in the A.

tbini87
01-26-2008, 08:26 AM
dominated
balled up
done dirty

GS
01-26-2008, 08:28 AM
When Mardy Fish loses badly, I say, "The Fish went in the tank."

CAM178
01-26-2008, 08:52 AM
'Did anybody get the license plate of the truck that just ran me over?'

Chace
01-26-2008, 09:38 AM
pummelled...

Nadal_Monfils
01-26-2008, 10:29 AM
B*ttD**ked

TENNIS_IS_FUN
01-26-2008, 01:36 PM
raped
sodimized

mhstennis100
01-26-2008, 08:06 PM
As my little brother would say, "You got megapwnd today!"

Vermillion
01-26-2008, 08:24 PM
"he rolled me like a tangerine rolling in Alaska"

princess bossass
01-26-2008, 10:28 PM
drawn and quartered

sent home crying to mommy

pulled a [my first name here]

dipped in honey and fed to the bears

chewed up and shat out

[K]aotic
01-26-2008, 11:17 PM
drawn and quartered

sent home crying to mommy

pulled a [my first name here]

dipped in honey and fed to the bears

bchewed up and shat out

that is epic win.

Moz
01-27-2008, 06:26 AM
"I got wanked on"

Dedans Penthouse
01-27-2008, 07:31 AM
Got 'tinkled on'

Bit the big one...

caesar66
01-27-2008, 01:30 PM
got my S--t rocked

tenn23
01-27-2008, 05:16 PM
I got Denied

Dedans Penthouse
01-28-2008, 06:52 AM
Got sodomized

diegaa
01-28-2008, 07:19 AM
got soooo impaled!

fleabitten
01-28-2008, 07:34 AM
rheemed, reamed, or reemed - shoot how is that spelt? :-)

Dedans Penthouse
01-28-2008, 11:45 AM
rheemed, reamed, or reemed - shoot how is that spelt? :-)Reamed. Not to be confused with Harry Reems who was more of a reamer than a dreamer. :-)


TAKEN OUT BEHIND THE WOODSHED

SFrazeur
01-28-2008, 12:16 PM
Left on the cutting room floor.
Got visited by Mr. Tibbs.
Stood up like an ugly date at the prom.
Shanghaied.
Caught with your hands under the covers.

Dedans Penthouse
01-28-2008, 12:32 PM
Beaten like a red-headed stepchild

SFrazeur
01-28-2008, 12:35 PM
Paid the beer 'round.
Got dropped on your head, again.

CGMemphis
01-28-2008, 12:35 PM
ripped a new one.

mista-k
01-28-2008, 12:40 PM
teabagged while sleepin