View Full Version : Pick Up Lines

09-13-2007, 05:45 PM
do u guys think pick up lines work on girls?

For Example:
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!,
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.,
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?,
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

09-13-2007, 05:47 PM
I used to work at Taco Bell so I can spice up your night.

09-13-2007, 05:55 PM
Well, the only way to know is by trying. Nothing beats experience.

09-13-2007, 05:57 PM
Want to come over for a pizza and make out? (substitute make out for whatever suits you)

when they say no, reply with, "What, you don't like pizza?"

09-13-2007, 06:01 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off? ;)

09-13-2007, 06:50 PM
Try and say: "With an *** like that you're invited to take a dump at my house..." lool :-D

"Can I buy you a drink or you prefer cash? "

"I may not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you..."

"If I were you I'd have sex with me..."

and the old classic one... "Nice shoes...Wanna..."

Hot Sauce
09-13-2007, 07:04 PM
Do you work at subway? Cuz baby you just gave me a foot long.

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see!

09-13-2007, 07:30 PM
"Polar Bear"
"Broke the Ice"

I've used that before and it worked lol!

"Oh my gosh! I think my penis/vagina is dieing! I think it needs mouth-to-mouth!"

"Save the homeless. Take me home"

That's all I can think of =P

09-13-2007, 07:52 PM
Hello, Im an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus.

I smell that youre in season, want to breed?

Baby Im like a rubiks cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Someone stole my virginity, can I have yours?

You just upgraded my floppy to a hard-drive!

Hi I'm new in town can I get directions to your place?

You and I look like we would make some cute kids.........Is there any history of ******ation in your family?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hot Sauce
09-13-2007, 08:04 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Oh god, this one is hilarious.

09-13-2007, 08:14 PM
Oh god, this one is hilarious.

I really don't get it please explain.

09-13-2007, 08:16 PM
I really don't get it please explain. Chloroform is a sedative.

09-14-2007, 11:34 AM
It's nice to know that even with all of the technological innovations, especially in the communications field, that lame "pick up" lines still exist.

The Victor
09-14-2007, 12:20 PM
I wouldn't consider this a pickup line, but it's a true story and I find it funny, so I'll share.

This guy was completely drunk and hanging out by the bathroom doors at a club. When a girl comes out, he turns to her and says:
"So, did you take a sh*t?"

I think that was the same night he pis*ed in the middle of the dancefloor...