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Tambuyu
11-22-2007, 08:48 PM
"How To reach Your Potential" by Marat Safin

"How To Behave Yourself" by John McEnroe

"No To Drug" by Guillermo Canas / Martina Hinggis

"The Important of Fitness" by David Nalbandian

"The Art of Entertainment In Tennis" by Nicolai Davydenko

"How To Win A Multiple Slam" by James Blake

"The Fair Game" by Serena / Venus Williams

" The Gamemanship" by Rafael Nadal

Please add more............

lethalfang
11-22-2007, 08:57 PM
"Adjusting your Strategy," by Andy Roddick

"Just Shut Up and Play," by Maria Sharapova

Nickognito
11-22-2007, 09:44 PM
'Exulting in a natural way' by Roger Federer
'Improve your game in important matches' by Tommy Haas
'Serve and Volley" by Nick Bollettieri
'Don't touch your trousers' by Rafael Nadal
'Just One Bounce Before Serving' by Novak Djokovic
"Perform better in the clutch" by Paul Henri Mathieu
"I bet I win' by Nikolay Davydenko
"How to beat a top10 player" by Nikolay Davydenko & Andy Roddick
"Improve your second serve" by Guillermo Coria & Elena Dementieva

samej07
11-22-2007, 09:59 PM
"How to Become a True Baseliner" by Ivo Karlovic
"The Art of Rapping" by Vincent Spadea

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:17 PM
"How to Hit Winning Volleys" by Andy Roddick

"Beating Roger Federer, Routinely" by Andy Roddick

"Keeping Under the Radar" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Winning 5-Set Matches" by James Blake (up till recent)

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:18 PM
"The Art of Slicing Crosscourt" by Andy Roddick

"Learn to Sunday-Stroll to Net" by Andy Roddick

sorry i cant keep off andy! he's just hilarious to pick on for this kind of stuff! :)

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:23 PM
"Having a Fashion Sense on Court" by Bethanie Matek (possible misspelling)

"How I Won Wimbledon 18 Times" by Goran Ivanisevic

"How I Won the French Open, S&V" by John McEnroe, Pete Sampras, and in collaboration with Roger Federer (through 2007)

no pun intended on any of these titles, at least from me!

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:24 PM
"Maintaining Motivation" by Marcelo Rios

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:29 PM
"Pick Your ***** Unnoticed" by Rafa Nadal

"How James and I Became Best of Friends" by Vince Spadea and James Blake

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:31 PM
"Improve Your Backhand Ten-Fold" by Andy Roddick


Part of the Deluxe Davydenko Series:


"Assuring the Outcome of a Match" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Get a Clothing Sponsor Within a Year" by Nikolay Davydenko

"The Perfect Extra-Long Honeymoon" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Walk off the Court Against Roger Federer as a "Winner" " by Nikolay Davydenko

psamp14
11-22-2007, 10:36 PM
"How I Won the French Open by Switching to a Babolat" by Roger Federer

ananda
11-22-2007, 11:32 PM
"Secrets to Serving Big" - Justin Henin, with case-studies of Nadal, Ferrer and others.

"Beating Anorexia" - Marion Bartoli

"The consummate metrosexual" - David Nalbandian

"100 great pickup lines" - Roger Federer

Tennis-Chris
11-22-2007, 11:55 PM
"How To Win Friends With A Dynamic Personality" by Ivan Lendl

"How To Become The World Number 1" by Rafa Nadal

"How A Man Can Enter The Women's Locker Room" by Rene Richards

"What It's Like To Be Federer's Other Girlfriend" by Andy Roddick
:mrgreen:

TheNatural
11-23-2007, 12:25 AM
"Learn to serve volley at 35" by Roger Federer

" How to Beat a Baseline Bashing Generation" By Roger Federer

"Thumping the Goat in his Prime" by G. Canas and D.Nalbandian

"The Art of Claycourt tennis" by Andy Roddick lol

"New age serve Volley technique" (with bonus video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3dwmHyAa3g)) by Rafael Nadal

TheNatural
11-23-2007, 12:28 AM
That video that comes with Nadals serve volley book is hilarious..lol

lethalfang
11-23-2007, 01:04 AM
"Consistency: the Key to My Success," by Andre Agassi

"Defense Wins Championships," by Pete Sampras

"Best Defense is Good Offense," by Michael Chang

"Constructing Points," by Gael Monfils and Fernando Gonzalez

"Living up to the Hype," by Donald Young

ShooterMcMarco
11-23-2007, 01:25 AM
"Eat a goat, beat a goat" - David Nalbandian

"Beating Vegas" - Nikolai Davydenko

"Men's guide to Couture" - Dominic Hrbaty

"How to lose a girl in 10 days" - Marat Safin

"How to play tennis" - Aykhan Mammadov

Tempest344
11-23-2007, 01:28 AM
"the way of ball-bouncing" Novak Djokovic
or

"how to treat ball-girls" by Novak djokovic bonus video included
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYgRVWukWVM
lol!

GOD_BLESS_RAFA
11-23-2007, 01:53 AM
"New age serve Volley technique" (with bonus video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3dwmHyAa3g)) by Rafael Nadal :):) funny!

10isDad
11-23-2007, 01:54 AM
"Fitness by Mirka"

ShooterMcMarco
11-23-2007, 02:00 AM
"Losing Pretty" - Richard Gasquet

"Fashionable women's hairstyles" - Patty Schnyder

"Aces up: Bjorn's guide to e bay" - Bjorn Borg

GOD_BLESS_RAFA
11-23-2007, 03:08 AM
"The disadvantages of wearing a bandana in tennis matches" by Andy Roddick
"Why I never wear a cap or a bandana on court? " by Ivan Ljubicic

Tempest344
11-23-2007, 03:11 AM
"Tennis: A guide to look good while playing " By Betanie Mattek and Serena Williams

ckthegreek
11-23-2007, 03:15 AM
"No strings attached: A comprehensive guide to mishits" by Andy Roddick

Messarger
11-23-2007, 03:27 AM
"Prevention is better than cure: How to win without running like a racehorse" by Rafael Nadal

ananda
11-23-2007, 04:26 AM
"Catch 'em young" - a guide to talent spotting by Mirka

cknobman
11-23-2007, 05:40 AM
"The quiet champion" coauthored by Maria Sharapova and Venus Williams

ananda
11-23-2007, 05:49 AM
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Acting - Novak Djokovic with a foreword by Marcel Marceau

Loco4Tennis
11-23-2007, 06:07 AM
"The Art of Slicing Crosscourt" by Andy Roddick

"Learn to Sunday-Stroll to Net" by Andy Roddick

sorry i cant keep off andy! he's just hilarious to pick on for this kind of stuff! :)

"Its not all about the serve" by Andy Roddick

alemonster585
11-23-2007, 06:10 AM
''how to hit 120 mph serves''by elena dementiva

Loco4Tennis
11-23-2007, 06:14 AM
"The umpire knows best, let them do their job" by John McEnrow

sureshs
11-23-2007, 07:20 AM
"A treatise on the symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Behavior," Dr. R. Nadal, Spanish Medical Association press.

"Be an extrovert and enjoy life", J. Henin, published by Self Help books.

"The spiritual life and inner growth," Reverend Roddick.

"Hair care for men," A. Agassi, P. Sampras and N. Davydenko.

"Humility and compassion," Sister Serena Williams.

"Modern power tennis fundamentals," F. Santoro.

teedub
11-23-2007, 07:34 AM
"Big Beast Tennis" by Olivier Rochus

"Aces in Spades" by Martina Hingis

"The Guide to Elegant Tennis" by Jim Courier

"Victory For King and Country" by Tim Henman

Dan007
11-23-2007, 07:39 AM
"How to hit 20 or more aces in a match" by Guillermo Coria

sureshs
11-23-2007, 07:59 AM
"A man of few words - an autobiography," Brad Gilbert, with a foreword by Wayne Bryan.

"Conquering clay," R. Federer.

"Biomechanics of the tennis serve - a three-dimensional analysis," E. Dementieva and A. Kournikova, Proceedings of Sports Science.

"My real racquet, and other short stories," R. Federer (with M. Vavrinec).

"Monogamy is underrated," N. Bollitierri.

"Looking down on people - a tennis player's journey through life," I. Karlovic.

maleyoyo
11-23-2007, 08:04 AM
"Lose fat and Get fit for Tennis' by Serena Williams
"Our Daddy" by Williams sisters
"Alwaysatnet" by Maria Sharapova
"All court Game" by WTA
"Conventional Tennis" by Fabrice Santoro
"How they spiked my drink" Martina Hingis

alemonster585
11-23-2007, 08:06 AM
do not crack racquets by marat safin

pabletion
11-23-2007, 08:44 AM
"the way of ball-bouncing" Novak Djokovic
or

"how to treat ball-girls" by Novak djokovic bonus video included
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYgRVWukWVM
lol!

Great video!! but I think the book should be called "HOW TO HIT ON CUTE BALL-GIRLS" by Novak Djokovic.....

shwetty[tennis]balls
11-23-2007, 08:50 AM
Effective Body Shaving Techniques: Your Guide to a Smooth Body!, by Pete Sampras

shwetty[tennis]balls
11-23-2007, 09:00 AM
Your Guide to Throwing Matches Without Suspision- Nicolay Davidenko

CAM178
11-23-2007, 09:03 AM
Tennis Etiquette: How to Behave Like a Gentleman on Court, by Ilie Nastase, with contributions from John McEnroe, Jeff Tarango, et al.

Internalize Your Emotions, by Lleyton Hewitt

Realize Your Potential, by Marat Safin and Hicham Arazi

Maximize Your Potential, by Marcelo Rios

Never Antagonize Your Opponent, by Guillermo Coria

Alexio92
11-23-2007, 09:03 AM
How to Master the baseline game - Tim Henman
Who ate all the pies? - Serina Williams
"I do impressions better than Novak" - Roddick
"How not to be Andy Roddick" - Andy Roddick
"How to lose by moonballing" - FedEx
"Beating the bookies" - Davydenko
"Roger Federer is done" - Nadal
"Nadal is done" - Djokovic
"Djokovic is done" - Davydenko
"Davydenko is done" - Ferrer
And so on

simi
11-23-2007, 09:12 AM
"Lose a match . . . time to retire" by Tennis Warehouse forum contributers.

fgzhu88
11-23-2007, 10:38 AM
"How to make english speak improve" by Rafa

Kaptain Karl
11-23-2007, 10:46 AM
"Lose a match . . . time to retire" by Tennis Warehouse forum contributers.Best post yet....

- KK

Steven87
11-23-2007, 10:48 AM
"Step by Step Instructions for the Perfect Topspin Backhand"-Feliciano Lopez

007
11-23-2007, 10:53 AM
"Not just for the money" - Yevgeny Kafelnikov

Bhagi Katbamna
11-23-2007, 11:23 AM
"How to become popular on tennis forums without winning." by Tommy Haas

"How to drive morons on tennis forums crazy by a. noticing pretty female tennis players. b. making fun of Serena's weight c. making fun of Mirka's weight. d. pointing out that the free market and globalization are good things." by the CEO of Nike and Wilson with assistance from various forum members.

sureshs
11-23-2007, 12:12 PM
"I hit a 200 mph serve, and other anectodes from club tennis," by T.W. Poster.

"Optimizing the swingweight of tennis racquets for the 3.5 level - a non-mathematical introduction," unpublished manuscript, by T.W. Poster.

"A history of music in popular culture," V. Spadea.

"Six-sigma techniques for quality control in manufacturing - an operators manual," Wilson press.

"Multitasking in the modern world," S. Williams and V. Williams.

"Raising well-adjusted children: proven parenting techniques," R. Williams and Y. Sharapov.

"Retire early with financial security," M. Navratilova.

takl23
11-23-2007, 12:38 PM
"Beating Anorexia" - Marion Bartoli




Love this one!

Cheers,

Tim

TheNatural
11-23-2007, 01:28 PM
" Classical All court Tennis " by Nick Bollettieri in collaboration with The Atp top 100 , 2007.

Mister G
11-23-2007, 01:53 PM
"How To reach Your Potential" by Marat Safin

"Just Shut Up and Play," by Maria Sharapova

"I bet I win' by Nikolay Davydenko

"Fashionable women's hairstyles" - Patty Schnyder

"How to make english speak improve" by Rafa

These are great, haha!!!

Heres my lame contribution:

"Predicting college match results using your tennis brain" - Fedace

35ft6
11-23-2007, 03:04 PM
Me Naked by SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA

pound cat
11-23-2007, 03:22 PM
"Not just for the money" - Yevgeny Kafelnikov

....with an introduction by Nikolay Davydenko.

alemonster585
11-23-2007, 03:27 PM
serve and volley is the best by andy roddick

Tempest344
11-23-2007, 03:43 PM
"basic tennis strokes" by Fabrice Santoro with examples
such as this

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n13/golfer_man/Kremlin%20Cup%202006/10921076.jpg

psamp14
11-23-2007, 03:44 PM
"A treatise on the symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Behavior," Dr. R. Nadal, Spanish Medical Association press.

"Be an extrovert and enjoy life", J. Henin, published by Self Help books.

"The spiritual life and inner growth," Reverend Roddick.

"Hair care for men," A. Agassi, P. Sampras and N. Davydenko.

"Humility and compassion," Sister Serena Williams.

"Modern power tennis fundamentals," F. Santoro.

oh man...sureshs you're hilarious with those titles!

how about some more titles...

"Perfect Coordination at Net" by Andy Roddick

"Fantastic Hairstyles in 24 Hours" by Andy Murray

"C'MON!!!!...DOUBLE TIME, On and Off the Court" by Lleyton Hewitt

"Soft, Fluid Forehands" by Joachim Johansson

"When to Eat Banana, Drink Water, Drink Juice (Sports Drink)" by Yuri Sharapov (Foreword by Maria Sharapova)

"Slow and Steady Forehands" by James Blake

"Inner Calm" by John McEnroe

"Oh My!!!!!!" by Dick Enberg (updated every year)

"Justine Henin Hardenne!!....Oops!" by Dick Endberg

pcpshortbus
11-23-2007, 04:40 PM
"no, i really am a 5.5!"- the Tennis Warehouse forum members

Slazenger
11-23-2007, 05:04 PM
"A treatise on the symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Behavior," Dr. R. Nadal, Spanish Medical Association press.

"Be an extrovert and enjoy life", J. Henin, published by Self Help books.

"The spiritual life and inner growth," Reverend Roddick.

"Hair care for men," A. Agassi, P. Sampras and N. Davydenko.

"Humility and compassion," Sister Serena Williams.

"Modern power tennis fundamentals," F. Santoro.

LOL! Good ones.

Loco4Tennis
11-23-2007, 05:26 PM
"basic tennis strokes" by Fabrice Santoro with examples
such as this

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n13/golfer_man/Kremlin%20Cup%202006/10921076.jpg

"whats in my bag:1 racquet and 20 shirts, bring only the essentials to a match" by Fabrice Santoro

Federer's pet goat Leanne
11-23-2007, 05:32 PM
"How to hit the DROPPA!!!" by Pimp Daddy P. McEnroe

Katlion
11-23-2007, 05:44 PM
"How to Hit Winning Volleys" by Andy Roddick

"Beating Roger Federer, Routinely" by Andy Roddick

"Keeping Under the Radar" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Winning 5-Set Matches" by James Blake (up till recent)
quote: "Beating Roger Federer, Routinely" by Andy Roddick :unquote

this one is gold... pure gold.

Heavy Metal Tennis Star
11-23-2007, 05:52 PM
"how to suck" by roger federer

Heavy Metal Tennis Star
11-23-2007, 05:53 PM
"how to sell matches" davydenko

swisser2
11-23-2007, 07:03 PM
"roger2nd *****'-roddick
"use a racquet not a pipe"-hingis
"less *** more class"-william sisters
"stop making so much racket and use your racquet"-sharapova
"dont get dirty in the dirt"-nadal

ShooterMcMarco
11-23-2007, 07:22 PM
"Eyes on the prize: Attracting men" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Oral Hygiene Bible" by Radek Stepanek, foreword by Andy Murray

"Grind! Contemporary Dance" by Rafael Nadal (exclusive bonus DVD)

"Mental Toughness" by Paul Henri Mathieu

"Outer Game of Tennis" by Jimmy Connors

Tempest344
11-23-2007, 07:47 PM
"A smart man's guide to Tennis " by Mark Philippoussis

ananda
11-23-2007, 07:50 PM
sureshs
keep em coming. your titles are worth their weight in gold.

ElSuegro
11-23-2007, 07:53 PM
"Oh My" - (The Ultimate Guide to Insightful, Intelligent, and Accurate Broadcasting) by Dick Enberg

ElSuegro
11-23-2007, 08:04 PM
Do songs count?

How about "Man, I Feel Like a Woman!" co-authored by Navratilova & Mauresmo.

"Sharp Dressed Man" by Bud Collins.

prince
11-23-2007, 08:06 PM
How to win 5 set matches - by james blake

fed_the_savior
11-23-2007, 08:13 PM
how to get along -- by TW forumers

AM28143
11-23-2007, 08:24 PM
Soft Hands by Maria Sharapova
How to speak English by Rafeal Nadal
The key to staying thin by David Nalbandian
A Sober Man's Guide Through The Game of Tennis by Marcos Baghadatis
Keeping Your Hair Nice Without Spending Too Much by Roger Federer
One language is enough by Roger Federer

edmondsm
11-23-2007, 08:31 PM
This might be the best thread ever. Here are mine:

"Finishing On Top" by Gustavo Keurten (that was horrible, but I had to)

"Winning Under Pressure" by James Blake

"The racquet is your friend" by Marat Safin

MEAC_ALLAMERICAN
11-23-2007, 08:34 PM
"Anger Management" by Marat Safin and Goran Ivanisevic.
"A better serving techniques" by Sjeng Schalken & Marion Bartoli.
"Winning everything in sight" by Anna Kournakova.
"Tennis Dating 101: The Black Widow Approach" by Martina Hingis

superman1
11-23-2007, 09:28 PM
"My Life," by Paul Goldstein

Tambuyu
11-24-2007, 03:48 AM
" Know When To Quit" by Martina Navratilova

"Leave your Daughters Alone" by Richard Williams

"How To Choose A Boyfriend" by Martina Hingis

"Being Single" by Lindsay Davenport

"The Importance of A Coach" by Roger Federer

Maestro Nalbandian
11-24-2007, 04:11 AM
"basic tennis strokes" by Fabrice Santoro with examples
such as this

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n13/golfer_man/Kremlin%20Cup%202006/10921076.jpg

GOLD! conventional grip LOL

"How To Choose A Boyfriend" by Martina Hingis

LOL

TheNatural
11-24-2007, 04:34 AM
"Western grip baseline bashing fundamentals" by Pete Sampras

downdaline
11-24-2007, 04:49 AM
"Proper Medication in Tennis" by G. Canas with a foreword by M. Hingis

"Defensive Baseline Counterpunching - Basic Drills" by Stefan Edberg

"INTIMIDATION - The Art of Not Smiling" by M. Baghdatis

"Getting Out of a Locked Shed - Basic Lockpicking" by D. Ferrer

"Humility" by S. Williams

"CONTROL - Embracing a smaller racquet frame" by Drakulie

downdaline
11-24-2007, 04:53 AM
"Mountain Climbing and Tennis - Discovering Zen" by M.Safin

"Bodybuilding for Tennis" by N.Davydenko.

"Proper Tennis Diets and Simple Recipes" by D.Nalbandian

sureshs
11-24-2007, 10:47 AM
"War and Peace," Paes and Bhupathi.

"It runs in the family," Vijay Amritraj, Ashok Amritraj, Anand Amritraj, Prakash Amritraj, Mike Bryan, Bob Bryan, Wayne Bryan, Ramanathan Krishnan, Ramesh Krishnan, Marat Safin, Dinara Safina, Luke Jensen, Murphy Jensen.

"Double trouble," Bob and Mike Bryan, 300 pages, including a 200 page introduction by Wayne Bryan.

"What men really want," M. Navratilova and A. Mauresmo.

"What women really want," Bill Tilden.

"I am the GOAT and do not post on Tennis Warehouse," Rodney Laver.

0range
11-24-2007, 12:20 PM
"How to lose a girl in 10 days" - Marat Safin

LOL.......

CAM178
11-24-2007, 12:49 PM
"Finishing On Top" by Gustavo Keurten (that was horrible, but I had to)

I think this is in really poor taste, considering he just lost his brother.

kenshireen
11-24-2007, 01:11 PM
I don't understand why the "finishing on top" comment about GK was in such bad taste... What am i not understanding

mmuubb
11-24-2007, 01:50 PM
"Sixpack in ten days"-by David Nalbandian
"How to beat Spin Doctors"-by Marat Safin
"Just fly:court movement and court covering basics"-Andy Roddick.
"Basics of mining"-Rafa Nadal

psamp14
11-24-2007, 03:29 PM
"Western grip baseline bashing fundamentals" by Pete Sampras

ROFL!!!!!!! you're a natural! :)


"Babolats are for Sissies" by Andy Roddick

"You Don't Have to Win, to Win BIG" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Artificial Beauty" by Radek Stephanek

"One Bounce Per Imitation" by Novak Djokovic

TENNIS_IS_FUN
11-24-2007, 03:42 PM
"What It's Like To Be Federer's Other Girlfriend" by Andy Roddick
:mrgreen:

LOL i liked that one.

ShooterMcMarco
11-24-2007, 04:02 PM
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Vince Spadea

"Chronicles of male gigolos" by doubles team Marat Safin and Mark Phillipoussis

firstservethenvolley
11-24-2007, 04:04 PM
"Why imitating other players is bad ?" by Novak Djokovic
"Roger Federer's racquet", TW forumers.

iamke55
11-24-2007, 04:28 PM
"There is no Such Thing as Evolution" by all Sampras fanboys

Gmedlo
11-24-2007, 05:43 PM
"Master the Topspin Forehand" by Fabrice Santoro

"How Flexpoints work, a collaboration by ATP Players"

theace21
11-24-2007, 05:50 PM
"How to be a Great Tennis Parent", by Richard Williams

"I'd Rather be Beautiful", by Anna Kornikova

"Dress for Success", by Bud Collins

psamp14
11-24-2007, 06:15 PM
"No Conspiracy Behind My Racquet, Really" by Roger Federer

djsiva
11-24-2007, 06:33 PM
"How to date beautiful women" Roger Federer

"Success at singles" the Bryan brothers

"How to beat Ivan Lendl" Brad Gilbert

djsiva
11-24-2007, 06:49 PM
" The lost art of Topspin" Jimmy Connors with a forward by Mecir

" The secret to a lasting marriage" Chris Evert

" Rogaine, it really works!" Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi

" How to score every night!" Michael Chang

"It's not how much you earn, it's how much you save!" Borg

"Never let them see you sweat!" Patrick Rafter

irishbanger
11-24-2007, 06:52 PM
"Tennis Without Balls", Renee Richards

Federer's pet goat Leanne
11-24-2007, 06:55 PM
"There is no Such Thing as Evolution" by all Sampras fanboys

kekeke noice~

"Maximum Bodybuilding" by Roger Federer

Tempest344
11-24-2007, 07:01 PM
"fundamentals of a well developed backhand" By Andy Roddick
Foreword by Jim Courier and Feliciano Lopez

"Playing Tennis the injury free way" By Tommy Haas

"Tennis for slowcoaches" Rafael Nadal

"overcoming that weak backhand" By Richard Gasquet

"being Federer's *****" By James Blake

TENNIS_IS_FUN
11-24-2007, 07:21 PM
"How to critique a 4.5 player" by a 1.5 player.

edmondsm
11-24-2007, 07:23 PM
I think this is in really poor taste, considering he just lost his brother.

I knew someone was going to say that and I want to say that it had nothing to do with the fact that he had lost his brother and everything to do with the fact that the guy just can't do what is best and retire. I would like to say that I love Guga (who doesn't) and I agree that it was in poor taste. But like I said, tempation took over.

Tempest344
11-24-2007, 07:27 PM
this is such a good thread!!!

"How to shave like a pro" Roger Federer
foreword by Tiger Woods

KANZA
11-24-2007, 07:33 PM
"The White Lines of Wimbledon" by Martina Hingis

"My Power Game" by John McEnroe

"Image is Everything" by Pete Sampras

"Choosing the Right Coach" by Roger Federer

ananda
11-24-2007, 08:00 PM
"Basics of mining"-Rafa Nadal

LMAO (pun not intended)...


I thought Rafa's book was an advanced, in-depth treatment on mining.

I also think the blurb on the cover saying "Pictorial Guide" will ensure this book never sells.

Tennis_Monk
11-24-2007, 08:09 PM
"Right handed Topspin forehand:an Analysis" by Dr R.P.Nadal.

"Know when to retire" by TwForum

"Learn the pushers game" Roger Federer

"Match fixing for dummies" Nikolay Davydenko (also available from same author "Idiots guide to Tennis betting" )

"Exhibition match Analysis" by TWposter

"What to say when you lose a match" by Serena Williams

"Learn the one handed backhand" Andy Roddick

"On court coaching for dummies" Y.Sharapova and Schnyder.

Tempest344
11-25-2007, 04:14 AM
"Federer vs Sampras: a clash of the titans" By the Fanboys of TW

pabloJD
11-25-2007, 05:05 AM
Me Naked by SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA

LOL :lol: :lol:

There are some very good titles
I love the simplicity of this one

TheNatural
11-25-2007, 09:33 AM
"Serve and Volley Masterclass" by Andy Roddick

sureshs
11-25-2007, 09:44 AM
LMAO (pun not intended)...


I thought Rafa's book was an advanced, in-depth treatment on mining.

I also think the blurb on the cover saying "Pictorial Guide" will ensure this book never sells.

We must probe this matter further.

Klatu Verata Necktie
11-25-2007, 09:58 AM
"How to maintain a winning smile" by Tim Henman

mmuubb
11-25-2007, 10:12 AM
We must probe this matter further.

Maybe not further but...deeper?

Legend of Borg
11-25-2007, 04:19 PM
"How to have a long career" by Bjorn Borg

"How to relax on court" by Jimmy Connors

"

AM28143
11-25-2007, 05:39 PM
How to beat Nalbandian indoors by Nadal

FedForGOAT
11-25-2007, 05:41 PM
"Keeping your knees healthy for hardcourts" by Rafael Nadal
"they're coaches, not relatives" by S. and V. Williams, M. Sharapova, M. Bartoli, R. Nadal
"Hawkeye is always right" by R. Federer (with the help of R. Nadal)
"beating your main rivals" Roger Federer, Andre Agassi, Jimmy Connors
"Cheap haircuts" by R. Federer
"finishing matches" N. Davydenko and D. Nalbandian
"10 short tips for winning wimbledon semifinals" by Tim Henman
"Making friends on Tour" Leytton Hewitt & Justine Henin

JW10S
11-25-2007, 05:43 PM
lol...great thread, some very clever comments.

35ft6
11-25-2007, 05:44 PM
Personal Finance by Roscoe Tanner
Winning Ugly (Grinding Out Wins When Your Game is Off) by Marat Safin with forward by Xavier Mallisse.

Elyod Nanoc
11-25-2007, 05:56 PM
"Fat people can win too" David Nalbandian
"As a man on the WTA" Amelie Mauresmo
"Which drugs can help you win"(with samples) Guillermo Canas
"How to hit a perfect one-hander" Fabrice Santoro
"Perfect Follow Through" James Blake

757tennis
11-25-2007, 06:32 PM
"umpires are the enemy" by john mcenroe

cknobman
11-26-2007, 07:32 AM
"Succeeding under pressure" by Novak Djokovic

sureshs
11-26-2007, 08:17 AM
How to retire twice, Martina Navratilova and Martina Hingis

How to retire and not anyone know, Serena and Venus Williams

How to constantly talk about retiring and having a baby, Lindsay Davenport and Kim Clijsters

How to retire, have a baby, and come back, Lindsay Davenport

How to retire healthy, Andre Agassi

How to retire and then keep talking forever, Brad Gilbert

kenshireen
11-26-2007, 08:30 AM
-How to Retire with Financial Security- BB
-Importance of Underwear- Ille Nastase
-The Sanctity of Umpires- Johnny Mack
-Siblings that Look like Twins- Williams Sisters
-Unrequited Love- co-authored by Ivan Lendl and Johnny Mack
-The Value of Country Club Tennis-William Sisters
-My Kid can Beat Yours-AA and SG
-I Love Sharks with Big Willies- Chris Evert (sorry couldn't resist)
-My Cup Runneth Over...Justin Henin
-BFF...Johnny Mack and Jimmy Connors
-The Importance of a Game Plan...Andy Roddick
-To All the Men I've loved Before--MN, AM, and BJK
-The Upside of an Exhibition match with Sampras-RF
-The Truth About Where Those Balls REALLY go-WTA
-Al Gore Invented The Internet and I put the boot in booty-Serena Williams

TheNatural
11-26-2007, 08:41 AM
"how to peak for the Olympics" by Roger Federer

Kaptain Karl
11-26-2007, 09:06 AM
-Importance of Underwear- Ille NastasePlease elaborate. I have this vague hint of memory ... but I cannot recall the story.

- KK

kenshireen
11-26-2007, 12:38 PM
I believe it was the US open in the Mid 70's. I was there... He dropped his tennis shorts.

Amazing but true

tennisfan_23
11-26-2007, 01:09 PM
"Consistency" by Maria Sharapova

"Feminism" by Amelie Mauresmo

"How to Speak English" by Rafael Nadal

"Rocking This Sport" by Andy Roddick

sureshs
11-26-2007, 01:25 PM
[QUOTE=tennisfan_23;1903807"Feminism" by Amelie Mauresmo
[/QUOTE]

I think that is not the word you had in mind ....

TheNatural
11-26-2007, 01:28 PM
"the best 50 wta rivalries of 2008" by anointedone

Rickson
11-26-2007, 01:30 PM
"How to get a husband from the ATP" by Maria Sharapova

"The proper volley technique" by Andy Roddick

"Hair for life" by Andre Agassi

How to avoid sexually transmitted infections" by Nicole Vaidisova

"How to get a man" by Billie Jean King

superman1
11-26-2007, 01:38 PM
"Our Glorious Son: A Detailed Biography of a Future Tennis Great," by the proud parents of Donald Young

TheNatural
11-26-2007, 01:59 PM
"How to sack your coach by email" by Novak Djokovic

jmsx521
11-26-2007, 02:23 PM
I like these below:

"The Art of Rapping" by Vincent Spadea


"Maintaining Motivation" by Marcelo Rios
"Pick Your ***** Unnoticed" by Rafa Nadal

"How to make english speak improve" by Rafaor, "Speak great English, no?"

"How to sack your coach by email" by Novak DjokovicHe did that to Woodforde?

"Effective grass court tennis" by Alberto Berasategui

FedForGOAT
11-26-2007, 06:09 PM
No one would buy:

"Breaking back" by James Blake
"Match play and spin of the ball" by Bill Tilden
"you cannot be serious" by John McEnore
"My life with the pros" by Bud Collins
"The Game, My 40 Years in Tennis" by Jack Kramer

FedForGOAT
11-26-2007, 06:10 PM
Oh wait, people did buy those books... oops.... ;-)

raiden031
11-26-2007, 07:46 PM
Taking Large Steps, by Andre Agassi
How to Beat Federer, by Andy Roddick, with excerpts from the rest of the ATP
Remaining Silent, by Maria Sharapova
Losing Weight and Keeping it Off, by Serena Williams

FedForGOAT
11-26-2007, 07:53 PM
"It's all about the topspin" by J. Blake, M. Youzhny & T. Berdych

jmsx521
11-26-2007, 08:29 PM
"It takes a knife to be a champion!" by Steffi Graf (oh, jms you shouldn't have.... You're about to get flamed for that one!)

Federer's pet goat Leanne
11-26-2007, 08:38 PM
"Nip/Tuck" by Nalbandian

jmsx521
11-26-2007, 08:45 PM
"Serve 'em up them big serves Country style" by Chris Woodruff

"Friends forever! Memoir on my great respectful partnership with Pete." by Greg Rusedski

"The secret weapon of the second serve!" by Guillermo Coria

"Effective grass court tennis" by Alberto Berasategui

"Grass is for the cows... but I'll take it!" by Conchita Martinez

"Bruno and I: Foundations on a solid friendship." by Jeff Tarango

"It was Baking Powder!" by Martina Hingis

"God serves from the skies!" by Ivo Karlovic

"Crunch those abs & work those buns: The ultimate fitness workout." by Marion Bartolli

Tempest344
11-26-2007, 08:45 PM
"proper court etiquette" By John Mcenroe with bonus excerpts from Stefan Koubek and Marat Safin

chrisdaniel
11-26-2007, 11:53 PM
"Feed Me" by Federers Left Arm

"Blast Your Second Serve" by Jelena Jankovic

"I am Bernd Karbacher" by Bernd Karbacher <--do you think this will this sell?

"We shoulve played basketball" by the Rochus Brothers

Dilettante
11-27-2007, 12:09 AM
"My paintings", by Bud Collins.

No Drop Shots
11-27-2007, 01:44 AM
Winning 12 Slams with a retail racket - By Roger Federer
Wimbledon Champion - By Tim Henman
How to hit a topspin backhand - By Greg Rusedski
Chilled Out - by Lleyton Hewitt
Making Roddick a Champion - By Jimmy Connors
Losing with Grace - By The Williams'
Passing Drug Tests - By Canas
Touch Shots - By Andy Roddick
Completing the Grand Slam- Pete Sampras

christos_liaskos
11-27-2007, 02:05 AM
"Top tips for players to stay at the Top" by TW members.

Blurb explains: "Tips on proper scheduling. Game plans and shot selection with specific advice on how to play each top 10 player. How to choose the right coach for you. How your choice of girlfriend can effect your game - how to pick the right one.

"Behind the scenes on the ATP - locker room gossip" by TW members

"Grass court tennis" Rafael Nadal

"Clay court tennis" Tim Henman

tenniko
11-27-2007, 02:16 AM
Tips to Federer: Missing Improvements by Talk Tennis

Paintjobs: Secretes Stripped Naked by Wilson, Head, Fischer, Yonex, etc

Tips for an ATP Pro: Why don't you use 110sq in, SW2, etc by Talk Tennis

Silent Tennis Wins by V. Willams, S. Williams, M. Sharapova, M. Seles, and WTA

TheNatural
11-27-2007, 02:25 AM
hahah no Djokovic didnt sack WOodforde by email, (but the title sounded good) lol. He sacked woodforde without commmunicating it to him properly, they were going to work together at the US open as per their arrangement, and woodfrode had organized the flights and everything, and somehow in the last second Joker sacked him without communicating anything about his plans earlier.

I like these below:





or, "Speak great English, no?"

He did that to Woodforde?

"Effective grass court tennis" by Alberto Berasategui

roundiesee
11-27-2007, 04:04 AM
Great thread; does anyone know a shortcut method to compile all the suggested titles?

FedForGOAT
11-30-2007, 09:38 PM
"My Hot Sister" -Leytton Hewitt
"Percentage tennis" -Marcos Baghdatis
"Play it Nice and Fair" -Jimmy Connors & John McEnroe
"Dominating Despite a Weak Serve: Andy Rodddick's Tennis Experience"
"Keeping Your Fans out of the Equation" Steffi Graf
"Politically Correct" -Andy Murray

BreakPoint
11-30-2007, 10:31 PM
How to Tough Out a 5-Set Match by James Blake

How to Keep Your Mouth Shut by John McEnroe

How to Hit an Approach Shot by Andy Roddick

How to Dress for Success by Dominik Hrbaty

How to Keep Your Cool on the Tennis Court by Marat Safin

How to Hit a Backhand by Carlos Moya

How to Beat Roger Federer by Nikolay Davydenko

BreakPoint
11-30-2007, 11:51 PM
I believe it was the US open in the Mid 70's. I was there... He dropped his tennis shorts.

Amazing but true
That was during a 2nd round match at the 1979 U.S. Open between Nastase and McEnroe (can you imagine those two guys on the same court?) in which the chair umpire Frank Hammond (the big fat guy) defaulted Nastase for delay of game so Nastase pulled off his shorts and mooned him. The match only continued when the tournament referee Mike Blanchard himself replaced Hammond in the umpire's chair and restored peace to the match after a long commotion that lasted almost 20 minutes.

jmsx521
12-01-2007, 05:26 AM
How to Hit a Backhand by Carlos Moya
I didn't think Moya has a bad backhand!

goober
12-01-2007, 06:30 AM
90 seconds in a Closet by Boris Becker

Sandbag Your way to the Top by Adult League & Tournament Talk

Why Oversize 9 oz racquets helped me get to 5.0 by Racquet section Tennis talk

When in Doubt Call it Out by My last opponent in a USTA match:razz:

Famous White Rappers by Vince Spadea

BreakPoint
12-01-2007, 09:43 AM
I didn't think Moya has a bad backhand!
Really? I don't think I've ever seen him hit one. :shock:

BreakPoint
12-01-2007, 09:47 AM
Anger Management - by co-authors John McEnroe, Jeff Tarango, and Marat Safin

How to **** Off Your Opponents - by Bjorn Borg

How to Keep Your Tongue in Your Mouth While You're Serving - by Boris Becker

Rickson
12-01-2007, 09:49 AM
How to seduce Maria Sharapova by half the ATP.

ananda
12-01-2007, 07:03 PM
"We shoulve played basketball" by the Rochus Brothers
made me laugh !
good one.

NLBwell
12-01-2007, 08:34 PM
"Catch 'em young" - a guide to talent spotting by Mirka

Oh, I thought that was Philippoussis' book!

Micky
12-01-2007, 08:40 PM
"How I Won the French Open by Switching to a Babolat" by Roger Federer

This is the best book by FAR!!!!! Muy bueno.

jmsx521
12-02-2007, 04:52 AM
90 seconds in a Closet by Boris BeckerI don't get this one.

goober
12-02-2007, 05:06 AM
I don't get this one.

Do a google search with Keywords Boris Becker, Angela Ermakova, closet:wink:

forzainter
12-02-2007, 05:16 AM
"Clay court tennis" Tim Henman


But Henman was a french open semi finalist, he must not have been that bad.:shock:

tennisfever8181
12-02-2007, 06:21 AM
"Showing class to your to oppenents by not making them wait"- Maria S.

ananda
12-02-2007, 08:09 AM
Do a google search with Keywords Boris Becker, Angela Ermakova, broom closet:wink:
so which broom did they use?

chlsmo
12-03-2007, 02:39 AM
"Be Fat And Play Tennis" - Serena Williams

"How To Ride On Coat-Tails" - Mardy Fish

"Playing Davis Cup" - Vince Spadea

"The Flat Forehand" - Rafael Nadal

"Leg Shaving" Mardy Fish

Tempest344
12-03-2007, 02:46 AM
" guide to relaxed ball toss" by Maria Sharapova

" classic serve motions" Marion Bartoli

ananda
12-03-2007, 05:09 AM
Other titles by Marion Bartoli:

"Be the best you can be"

"Lean, Mean and Fast"

"Secrets to developing the finest Tennis Groundstrokes"

GOD_BLESS_RAFA
12-07-2007, 02:41 AM
"Fat people can win too" David Nalbandian
"As a man on the WTA" Amelie Mauresmo


How much are these books? :)

HyperHorse
12-07-2007, 04:01 AM
"How to dump your 2 handed backhand in 30days"
By Pete Sampras

"Working out In The Bedroom"
By Mark Philipoussis & Marat Safin

"Dump Your Father And Get A Real Coach"
By Martina Navratilova

"Surviving Depression While Injured"
By Pat Cash

"Trust Your Father? The Pros & Cons"
By Mark Philipoussis & Greg Rusedski

"Standing Out From the Crowd"
By Stefan Edberg

"Didn't Win Wimbledon? Still Angry? How To Move On in Life!"
By Patrick Rafter & Tim Henman

Morrissey
12-07-2007, 06:22 AM
¨How to play tennis¨ by the TW Forum.

rommil
12-07-2007, 08:41 AM
"How to Beat Me" by Roger Federer(apparently only a handful of people got hold of the copy)

"Waterrrrr!!!!" by Andy Roddick

jcstennis
12-07-2007, 09:55 AM
"101 Ways to Style Your Hair as You Get Older" - Boris Becker

"Volkl Who?" - Boris Becker

"Drugs and Tennis, The Ultimate Mixer"- Mats Wilander

"How to Win Wimbledon" - Ivan Lendl

"Be Kind to Your Racquet" - Marat Safin

jamesblakefan#1
12-07-2007, 10:48 AM
"The Mental Game of Tennis-Revised"
By James Blake & Marat Safin

sureshs
12-07-2007, 12:49 PM
"God gave us two hands," Monica Seles and Fabrice Santoro.

!slice!
12-07-2007, 01:05 PM
"How to look Handsome" by Radek Stepanek

Bundey
12-07-2007, 02:31 PM
Being Ugly - Radek Stepanek

superman1
12-07-2007, 02:50 PM
My Diary, by Rafael Nadal

excerpt:

Page 241

"I stayed in the hotel today and played Playstation. I won two games and Moya won three. I ate bread with Nutella and jam for a snack. We went out to dinner and I had spaghetti. We went back to the hotel and Moya beat me on the Playstation. I slept for nine hours and woke up the next morning. I went downstairs for breakfast. I ate toast with Nutella and jam and had strawberries..."

swimntennis
12-07-2007, 03:39 PM
My Aces, My Double Faults - Maria Sharapova

ramesh
12-08-2007, 07:58 AM
Guy Appreciation - Martina Hingis

FedForGOAT
12-08-2007, 10:10 AM
"Developing Good Relationships with Higher Ranked Players" N. Djokovic

Young=Ego
12-08-2007, 04:28 PM
Guy Appreciation - Martina Hingis

I don't get this one.

Like do you mean something like, "How to find a man, and last the engagement?"

Young=Ego
12-08-2007, 04:36 PM
Why did Federer get bagged for sacking Tony Roche, but Djokovic got nothing, when he did it BY EMAIL?

malakas
12-08-2007, 04:47 PM
Winning Ugly- by Roger Federer

Aeropro master
12-08-2007, 04:50 PM
"How to speak English"- Rafa Nadal

malakas
12-08-2007, 04:56 PM
Plan B -by Andy Roddick
The Key to a secure retirement - by Bjorn Bjork
No?? -by Rafa Nadal

malakas
12-08-2007, 05:13 PM
'A Masters guide to Zen' - by Marat Safin
'Touristic Guide to Argentina - beauty of a nation' by Lleyton Hewitt
'Learning to Cope with Defeat' - by Roger Federer
'I'm too sexy' by Radek Stepanek
'The Forgotten Art of Courtship' by Lleyton Hewitt

herosol
12-08-2007, 05:25 PM
"How to Be a Pro Tennis Player"- A Collaboration of Insightful Statements by the people of Tennis-Warehouse forums

flyer
12-08-2007, 07:09 PM
"How to speak English"- Rafa Nadal

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

flyer
12-08-2007, 07:16 PM
How to seduce Maria Sharapova by half the ATP.

ouuuuuuuuch

0range
12-08-2007, 07:33 PM
^^^
So what does it mean? the other half succeeded?

racquet_jedi
12-08-2007, 07:37 PM
"How to construct a beautiful style of Tennis" by Brad Gilbert...

"Being as polite and nice as Kim Clijsters" by Martina Hingis...

"The Umpire Strikes Back" by John McEnroe...

"How to complete the Grand Slam even though you're barred from one of the events" by Jimmy Connors...

"Great Expectations" by Donald Young...

ramesh
12-08-2007, 08:09 PM
'A Masters guide to Zen' - by Marat Safin
'I'm too sexy' by Radek Stepanek

Bestsellers, malakas !!!

Rickson
12-08-2007, 09:16 PM
^^^
So what does it mean? the other half succeeded?

It means they didn't try.

BreakPoint
12-08-2007, 10:51 PM
How to Pick-up Hot Babes by Roger Federer

How to Focus on Tennis Even When You're with a Hot Babe by Paradorn Srichaphan

Why Stalking the #1 Female Tennis Player in the World Never Works by Andre Agassi

Serving Your Way Out of Trouble is Not a Panacea by Pete Sampras

How to Grind it Out From the Baseline by Patrick Rafter

Fundamentals of Serve and Volley Tennis by Rafael Nadal

The Easy Way to a Wimbledon Final by Tim Henman

Three Strikes and You're Out by Goran Ivanisevic ;)

Ross K
12-08-2007, 11:54 PM
My Life As Mrs Shrek - Kim Clyjsters

Gambling Mastertips - Nicolai Davydenko

How To Market Tennis Racquets - by James Blake

Secrets of a Supermodel - Svetlana Kuznetsova

Running Nose - Martina Hinghis

The Aesthetics of Beautiful Serving - Marion Bartoli

Giant - By Richard Gasquet

Winning Wimbledon - by Tim Henman

Unbeatable Backhand - by Andy Roddick

The Art of Silence - by Maria Sharapova

The Art of Silence 2 - by John MacEnroe

The Art of Silence 3 - by Brad Gilbert

Cream Jackets For The Discerning Man Lover - by Roger Federer

English Sporting Legends - by Greg Rudeski (foreword by Lennox Lewis)

My Exciting Home Country - Roger Federer

Succesfully Working With a Coach - by Andy Murray

Proffessor Geek and the Nerd Boy - by Andy and Jamie Murray

My Life As a Man - by Martin Navratillova

Fun in the Cupboard - Boris Becker

Butticus Giganticus - Serena Williams

Reaching The Very Top - by Mardy Fish (foreword by James Blake)

my_forehand
12-09-2007, 02:31 AM
Plan B -by Andy Roddick
The Key to a secure retirement - by Bjorn Bjorg
No?? -by Rafa Nadal

The Art of Spelling by malakas

Nah, I'm just joking :) :) :) :)

A.Davidson
12-09-2007, 03:03 AM
"The Secret To Smooth Volleying" by Andy Roddick

ramesh
12-09-2007, 03:06 AM
The Art of Spelling by malakas

Nah, I'm just joking :) :) :) :)
its not even bjorg, its Borg.

Tempest344
12-09-2007, 03:29 AM
"Mentor and pupil: The basics of communication" By Novak Djokovic
excerpts by Mark Woodforde

malakas
12-09-2007, 05:35 AM
The Art of Spelling by malakas

Nah, I'm just joking :) :) :)
its not even bjorg, its Borg.

OMG!!!lol :oops: ehh it was very late lol

swimntennis
12-09-2007, 05:51 AM
Not Messing Up in Tough Matches Against Top Players - Novak, Jelena, and Ana

malakas
12-09-2007, 06:14 AM
"Aerodynamic Legs" by Andre Agassi
"Dental Hygiene and Modern Orthodontics" co authored by Tim Henman,Andy Murray and preface by Radek Stepanek
"When to eat your banana-don't let others make that choise for you" by Maria Sharapova
"The Air up Here"by Olivier Rochus
"All about Mountain Climbing" by Marat Safin

ananda
12-09-2007, 06:16 AM
"Even God is single, so stop giving me a hard time" - by Roger Federer (for TW members)
Purchase (http://www.amazon.com/Even-Single-Stop-Giving-Hard/dp/076112134X/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1)

Lotto
12-09-2007, 12:12 PM
"How not to win a tennis match" - Roger Federer

ananda
12-09-2007, 08:54 PM
"Demo Demo Demo" - TW Guide to wife selection with a foreword by Prof M. Safin.


"How to lose abdominal fat without getting out of bed" - Dr. Srichapan Paradorn

nikdom
12-09-2007, 11:19 PM
"Service Motion For The Vertically Challenged" - John Isner
"Roger Has Better Competition" - Pete Sampras
"Who Cares About Swedish Players Not Named Borg or Edberg?" - Mats Wilander
"Write Your Own Blog" - Peter Bodo
"Court Coverage" - Lindsay Davenport
"Whiter Teeth In 10 Days Guaranteed" - Justine Henin
"I'm Not Orlando Bloom" - Amelie Mauresmo
"Secrets Of French Valor: Fight Through Pain And Illness" - Richard Gasquet
"The Net Beckons, No?" - Spanish-Speaking Tennis Players
"For The Love Of Tennis: Attract Top Class Talent On A Shoe-String Budget" - Qatar, Dubai Open Organizers
"There's More To Life Than Gymnastics Or Tennis" - Career Guide for aspiring Russian girls
"Shut Up During Points" - NBC Commentators

:)

acher
12-09-2007, 11:53 PM
Me Naked by SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA

LOL........

Maestro Nalbandian
12-10-2007, 12:44 AM
"Roger Has Better Competition" - Pete Sampras
:)

LOL Bravo:)

malakas
12-10-2007, 01:39 PM
"how to serve like a man" - Pipo Volandri
"What is a wildcard???" - Mark Philippoussis
"Biceps Are Overrated" -by Rafa Nadal foreword by Carlos Moya
"My losing season" - Roger Federer
"Crowd Control" by Tomas Berdych
"The Joys of being Mute" - Brad Gilbert

ananda
12-10-2007, 08:32 PM
"The Joys of being Mute" - Brad Gilbert
**choking over breakfast **

Babies and other hazards of sex - Marat Safin

Women are from Venus, Men are from hell -- some WTA players

Stay fit and healthy until you are dead -- M. Safin, T Johansson and Taylor Dent

Rickson
12-10-2007, 09:41 PM
Making a manly exit (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53308260.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE0874F08CD703378F A40A659CEC4C8CB6) by Andre Agassi

cknobman
12-11-2007, 05:08 AM
"Underwear that fit" by Rafael Nadal

"The Crying Game" by Roger Federer

"Avoiding Acne" by Maria Sharapova

"Living up to Expectations" by Andy Roddick

Rickson
12-11-2007, 10:06 AM
I love the 2 handed backhand by Justine Henin

Coaching
12-11-2007, 11:16 AM
How to win them All by Yannick Noah
Humility to others by Jimmy Connors

CGMemphis
12-11-2007, 11:33 AM
"I Gave Up Playing to Coach" by Jimmy Connors
"Agassi was the best thing to happen to American Tennis" by Jimmy Connors
"Longevity on the Mens Tour" by David Wheaton
"Serve Like the Pro's" by Andre Agassi

Gugafan_Redux
12-11-2007, 11:46 AM
Fun stuff, everbody!

How about....

"Building an Enduring Record of Wimbledon Performances" by George Bastl

"The Tennis Serve: Its All About Fluidity" by Sjeng Shalken

"Contructing Points Thoughtfully" by James Blake

Gugafan_Redux
12-11-2007, 11:51 AM
"Court Coverage" - Lindsay Davenport
.....
"I'm Not Orlando Bloom" - Amelie Mauresmo
"Secrets Of French Valor: Fight Through Pain And Illness" - Richard Gasquet
"The Net Beckons, No?" - Spanish-Speaking Tennis Players
"For The Love Of Tennis: Attract Top Class Talent On A Shoe-String Budget" - Qatar, Dubai Open Organizers


I'm in tears! Very original!

:lol:

ShooterMcMarco
12-11-2007, 12:18 PM
"Finesse tennis" - James Blake, foreword by Rafael Nadal

BreakPoint
12-11-2007, 01:09 PM
Grip It and Rip It by Fabrice Santoro

How to Flatten Your Groundstrokes by Rafael Nadal

Fundamentals of Clay Court Tennis by Andy Roddick

The Secret Of Success at Wimbledon by Ivan Lendl

How to Play Nighttime Tennis Under the Lights by Bjorn Borg

How to Keep Your Emotions in Check on the Tennis Court by Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe

How to Keep Your Concentration Even When Your Opponent is Injured or Sick by Alex Corretja

nikdom
12-11-2007, 01:20 PM
I'm in tears! Very original!

:lol:

Thank you! :)

Rickson
12-11-2007, 01:37 PM
How to Flatten Your Groundstrokes by Rafael Nadal


Come on, BP. As much as I dislike Nadal's strokes, he does a pretty good job flattening them out at Wimbledon.

ezdude1970
12-11-2007, 02:03 PM
Intellectual Conversations with Robby Ginepri – R. Ginepri

How to hit one handed forehand – J M Gamble/F Santoro

Richie Rich
12-11-2007, 02:45 PM
what men really want - by A. Mauresmo, fwd by Billie Jean King, postscript by R. Nadal

BreakPoint
12-11-2007, 02:47 PM
Come on, BP. As much as I dislike Nadal's strokes, he does a pretty good job flattening them out at Wimbledon.
I don't know, they certainly don't look as flat as Blake's, Berdych's nor Jimmy Connors' to me. But if you think so then I guess you should go ahead and buy his book. ;)

A.Davidson
12-11-2007, 02:48 PM
"The Key To Multiple GS Titles" by Andy Roddick

"How To Keep An Even Keel" by Marat Safin (John McEnroe, supervisor)

"Utilizing Your Speed" cowritten by Serena Williams and Lindsey Davenport

"Holding On To #1" by Lleyton Hewitt

ShooterMcMarco
12-11-2007, 02:54 PM
"Taking down the world's top players" by Vince Spadea

BreakPoint
12-11-2007, 03:30 PM
How to be Humble When You Lose by Serena Williams

How to Maintain a Long Term Relationship With Your Coach by Marat Safin

JohnMatrix
12-11-2007, 03:44 PM
" How to Beat a Baseline Bashing Generation" By Roger Federer

That would actually sell

ferocious4hand
12-11-2007, 03:47 PM
"winning ugly" By Fed

No Drop Shots
12-11-2007, 06:15 PM
Being famous for my achievements on the court - Anna Kournikova
Serious - Henri Leconte
Paying for your shopping - Jeniffer Capriati
The umpire is always right - John Mcenroe
How to return an underarm serve - Ivan Lendl
Inconspicuous father - Jelena Djokic
Moving with the times - The All England Club
A wealth of talent - English Lawn Tennis Association
Big Macs made me the athlete I am - Andy Roddick

FedForGOAT
12-11-2007, 06:36 PM
Grace, Tact, and Charisma -Andy Murray (Contributing Experts: Serena Williams and Nikolay Davydenko
How not to Hog the net -Jamie Murray
Quick and Quiet -Serena Williams


Btw, great titles BP.

boredone3456
12-11-2007, 06:42 PM
Good Sportsmanship and graceful losing- Serena Williams

ramesh
12-11-2007, 07:30 PM
what men really want - by A. Mauresmo, fwd by Billie Jean King, postscript by R. Nadal

tut tut tut !
*lmao*

JCo872
12-11-2007, 07:54 PM
This thread is hilarious. I'm going to pick my top five, but here is one I want to see...

JCo872
12-11-2007, 08:02 PM
I Feel Pretty by Svetlana Kuznetsova

boredone3456
12-11-2007, 08:07 PM
500 excuses for losing- serena williams

JCo872
12-11-2007, 08:14 PM
I think PSamp14 is the winner here. For some reason this one really had me laughing:

"Walk off the Court Against Roger Federer as a "Winner" " by Nikolay Davydenko

tennisfan_23
12-11-2007, 08:17 PM
"Open Wide! Dental tips for the Average Joe" by Stepanek

Zets147
12-11-2007, 08:23 PM
"Giants' Game: Tales of Dr. Ivo and Lil' John Isner" by Zets147

I have accepted reality. I'll go write for some late night talk show instead. :cry:

psamp14
12-11-2007, 08:25 PM
How to be Humble When You Lose by Serena Williams

How to Maintain a Long Term Relationship With Your Coach by Marat Safin

lol..the serena williams one nearly knocked me off of my chair...continuing with her...

"The First Step Towards Accepting Defeat: Acknowledging Your Opponent with No Excuses" by Serena Williams

JCo872
12-11-2007, 09:01 PM
Be the Star of Your Family by John Roddick. Forward by Patrick McEnroe.
Percentage Tennis - Fernando Gonzalez

Heavy Metal Tennis Star
12-11-2007, 09:54 PM
im so hot - serena

im so pretty - venus

HA!

Tempest344
12-12-2007, 03:16 AM
"Change-overs: Getting that Quick Snort in" by Martina Hingis

nikdom
12-12-2007, 05:41 AM
This is fun :) Here's some more..


"Killer Volleys" - Nick Bollettieri
"Great Expectations: Keys to Fulfill Your Potential" - Tim Henman
"In Your Face: How To Get Down And Dirty on A Tennis Court" - R. Laver
"Speak English Without An Accent In 20 Years" - M. Navratilova

Chauvalito
12-12-2007, 05:47 AM
"Change-overs: Getting that Quick Snort in" by Martina Hingis

Thats is comedy!

boredone3456
12-12-2007, 05:58 AM
how to win wimbledon- Tim Henman
Getting over your nerves- Amelie Mauresmo
Perfecting your grunting- S. Williams and M. Sharapova

vicky_and_dre
12-12-2007, 06:00 AM
"my life as a black tennis player" - James Blake

"Looking good" - Radek Stepanek

"Fading into the background" - Serena Williams

"Being sexy" - Roger Federer (AND THE SEQUEL)
"With much success, comes beautiful women"

"Beating ADHD" - Andy Roddick

"Fame beyond belief" - Werner Eshauer

"How to stay married" - Justine Henin

"my life of celibacy" - Marat Safin

"Lovin' life" - Gaston Gaudio

"why i'd never date a tennis player" - Gisela Dulko

shall we go on??

http://uk.youtube.com/vickyanddre

diegaa
12-12-2007, 07:55 AM
"my life as a black tennis player" - James Blake

"Looking good" - Radek Stepanek

"my life of celibacy" - Marat Safin

"Lovin' life" - Gaston Gaudio




these ones are priceless! LMAO

diegaa
12-12-2007, 08:00 AM
How to prevent the hair fall - Agassi and Ljubicic
The perfect service technique - Coria
The non choking strategy -P.H. Mathieu
How to have iron knees - Rafa Nadal
The secret to grow high - Rochus bros.

diegaa
12-12-2007, 08:02 AM
"how to serve like a man" - Pipo Volandri
"What is a wildcard???" - Mark Philippoussis
"Biceps Are Overrated" -by Rafa Nadal foreword by Carlos Moya
"My losing season" - Roger Federer
"Crowd Control" by Tomas Berdych
"The Joys of being Mute" - Brad Gilbert

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ROFL

CGMemphis
12-12-2007, 08:04 AM
Fun stuff, everbody!

How about....

"Building an Enduring Record of Wimbledon Performances" by George Bastl


I used to watch Bastl play all the time at USC home matches...shame.

boredone3456
12-12-2007, 08:14 AM
these are funny...but the crack on henin's marriage was a bit to much I think