TenniseaWilliams
03-27-2008, 07:11 PM
As a proud owner of an evolutionary dead end racquet, I urge fellow owners of meteor targeted equipment to declare their hopeless search for parallel evolutionary paths!
Sniff, my Slazenger X1's inch closer to doom with every overhead, every colorful string job, every new super-light super-stiff super-marketed live-bearing racquet introduced. Although we are still feasting, the meteor approacheth...
Slazenger users get priority membership, with twice the perks!
And in the fine tradition of Rickson, amused comments provided to disabuse anyone of the notion that they might learn something in this thread...
Members:
1 ) Slazenger X1 /Pro Braided - makes me even miss Henman
2 ) Wilson Pro Staff - family once ruled earth, descendants are now birds
3 ) Yonex Super RD Tour 90 - too dependent on eastern grip environment
4 ) Fischer VT98 Pro - vacuum technology that doesn't suck
5 ) Fischer Pro Number One - ended up imitating more than the pj
6 ) Prince Mono Precision - closed shaft obviously an advantage
Members Grip Accessories:
0 ) TenniseaWilliams - proud owner of the eX-1
1 ) Richard Pur - always first in a one man line
2 ) 007 - should warn other Technifibre 335 users of his jinx
3 ) Sentinel - old enough to know better
4 ) In D Zone - I still can't tell if his pun was intentional
5 ) North - not sure membership is a compliment
6 ) Ash_Smith - could figure out how to teach T.Rex an overhead
7 ) kairosntx - only with us until the Trilobite Club forms
8 ) dr_punk - people stop and stare at them on dates
9 ) nickb - future progeny to be named Yevgeny
Sniff, my Slazenger X1's inch closer to doom with every overhead, every colorful string job, every new super-light super-stiff super-marketed live-bearing racquet introduced. Although we are still feasting, the meteor approacheth...
Slazenger users get priority membership, with twice the perks!
And in the fine tradition of Rickson, amused comments provided to disabuse anyone of the notion that they might learn something in this thread...
Members:
1 ) Slazenger X1 /Pro Braided - makes me even miss Henman
2 ) Wilson Pro Staff - family once ruled earth, descendants are now birds
3 ) Yonex Super RD Tour 90 - too dependent on eastern grip environment
4 ) Fischer VT98 Pro - vacuum technology that doesn't suck
5 ) Fischer Pro Number One - ended up imitating more than the pj
6 ) Prince Mono Precision - closed shaft obviously an advantage
Members Grip Accessories:
0 ) TenniseaWilliams - proud owner of the eX-1
1 ) Richard Pur - always first in a one man line
2 ) 007 - should warn other Technifibre 335 users of his jinx
3 ) Sentinel - old enough to know better
4 ) In D Zone - I still can't tell if his pun was intentional
5 ) North - not sure membership is a compliment
6 ) Ash_Smith - could figure out how to teach T.Rex an overhead
7 ) kairosntx - only with us until the Trilobite Club forms
8 ) dr_punk - people stop and stare at them on dates
9 ) nickb - future progeny to be named Yevgeny