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PCXL-Fan
04-27-2008, 06:26 PM
Turn on your sarcasm detectors Gentlemen.

Is Federer the next Andy Roddick? :p

Tim W
04-27-2008, 06:29 PM
He should retire.

PCXL-Fan
04-27-2008, 06:35 PM
I agree.

He could have a bright future ahead of him being Justin Gimbelstobb's co-anchor.

helloworld
04-27-2008, 06:36 PM
lol!!!! 10 Chars

JohnS
04-27-2008, 06:43 PM
I'm tired of commentators mentioning "the federer forehand" or the "federer serve". Let's face it, there are other guys on the tour that has a better forehand than he.

o.O

DrewRafter8
04-27-2008, 06:46 PM
No, he'll retire and be compared to Borg for the rest of all time. ESPN will run a special every Thursday morning at 3AM eastern on what if he had played on...

iamke55
04-27-2008, 08:06 PM
Forehand losing pace for more spin, backhand getting weak, difficult to win from the baseline, weak shots on the run, a greatly deteriorating return of serve, and an improving serve.

Yeah, sounds like he was becoming the next Roddick. But then he played Monte Carlo and everything above was not true anymore.

FedForGOAT
04-27-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm tired of commentators mentioning "the federer forehand" or the "federer serve". Let's face it, there are other guys on the tour that has a better forehand than he.

o.O

I hope you are being sarcastic.

stormholloway
04-27-2008, 09:38 PM
I'm tired of commentators mentioning "the federer forehand" or the "federer serve". Let's face it, there are other guys on the tour that has a better forehand than he.

o.O

Please list these mysterious gentlemen.

Sentinel
04-27-2008, 09:46 PM
I'm tired of commentators mentioning ...
I'm tired of commentators saying "inch perfect" and "Vintage Federer" when he does get the ball in.

(OP said keep sarcasm detectors ON).

stormholloway
04-27-2008, 09:53 PM
I love it when Robbie says 'inch perfect'. It's his go-to line.

I thought it was funny when commentators said 'vintage Federer' back in 2004.

JohnS
04-27-2008, 10:30 PM
people are way too serious on this board.

oh yeah... Federer needs to flat'n out his forehand like how he was number one << -- o.O

Sentinel
04-27-2008, 11:07 PM
The "next" ARod?
Aren't they already alike ? No backhand, good serve WHEN its on. Okay forehand, but too error-prone.
And NOW ..... (drum roll) talking to the spectators.

Shaolin
04-28-2008, 12:23 AM
Let's face it, there are other guys on the tour that has a better forehand than he.

o.O



No, there arent. Sorry.

PCXL-Fan
04-28-2008, 03:42 AM
Both have a woman people can't believe are their partner and who are out of their respective leagues.

/prepares to get flamed

bluescreen
04-28-2008, 03:58 AM
federer and roddick couldnt be more different. they're polar opposites. these joke threads r so annoying.

pound cat
04-28-2008, 03:58 AM
Do you mean Federer should forget the $500 haircuts and go to Roddicks clip joint???

Start scratching himself in between points?

Dissing the umpire?

Losing to himself?

Morrissey
04-28-2008, 04:51 AM
Do you mean Federer should forget the $500 haircuts and go to Roddicks clip joint???

Start scratching himself in between points?

Dissing the umpire?

Losing to himself?

Or make excuses for not playing clay tournaments?

my_forehand
04-28-2008, 04:56 AM
Have a heart guys. Your being too mean to Roddick :(

^ I always though the haircut was 800 dollars.

(Nice avatar Morrissey)

Sentinel
04-28-2008, 06:16 AM
Both have a woman people can't believe are their partner and who are out of their respective leagues.

/prepares to get flamed
great one !

federer and roddick couldnt be more different. they're polar opposites. these joke threads r so annoying.
c'mon bluescreen, this is a fun thread, and don't be so serious, man (as Johns just said). Its becos they are poles apart that we're having fun concocting similarities.

bluescreen
04-28-2008, 06:19 AM
yeah, u're right. i should lighten up.

TennezSport
04-28-2008, 06:56 AM
Hey guys lighten up already. Comparing Feds forehand or game to Roddick is like comparing Rafa's strokes to Arancha Sanchez-Vicario's loopy shots. :wink:

TennezSport :cool:

JohnS
04-28-2008, 10:38 AM
Federer needs to develop a better slice backhand cross court approaching the net...

:)

joeri888
04-28-2008, 11:07 AM
Yep, Roger will probably be down 15-2 against himself soon. :shock:

the wise wizard
04-28-2008, 11:18 AM
needs to cut down on unforced errors

danb
04-28-2008, 11:58 AM
Forehand losing pace for more spin, backhand getting weak, difficult to win from the baseline, weak shots on the run, a greatly deteriorating return of serve, and an improving serve.

Yeah, sounds like he was becoming the next Roddick. But then he played Monte Carlo and everything above was not true anymore.

Yeah - we know how that ended - spank - spank!

danb
04-28-2008, 11:59 AM
needs to cut down on unforced errors

... and start winning a couple of slams. Other than that everything is allright.

beernutz
04-28-2008, 02:33 PM
One way they are not close to being alike:

Hotness of Roddick's girlfriend >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hotness of Fed's girlfriend

Rafael_Nadal_6257
04-28-2008, 02:53 PM
One way they are not close to being alike:

Hotness of Roddick's girlfriend >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hotness of Fed's girlfriend

LOL! Haha, yeah Roddick's girlfriend is pretty hot. :D