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kay87
04-29-2008, 08:03 PM
Myskina gave birth to a healthy baby boy!

Congratulations Myskina!!

http://tden.ru/f/articles/029834/illu_1.jpg

MEAC_ALLAMERICAN
04-29-2008, 08:06 PM
Kay???

Let me get this straight, you're actually a fan of Anastasia? The reason I ask is after all the run around about her getting pregnant out of wedlock.


Anyway,

A healthy baby boy sounds great and I wish her nothing but the best, could wedding bells be in the works?

Lendl and Federer Fan
04-29-2008, 08:06 PM
Is this May Fool day?

Start naming this little boy.

How about Fed Junior. :oops:

kay87
04-29-2008, 08:07 PM
Kay???

Let me get this straight, you're actually a fan of Anastasia? The reason I ask is after all the run around about her getting pregnant out of wedlock.


Anyway,

A healthy baby boy sounds great and I wish her nothing but the best.

Yes, I am a fan of Nastya!!:)

mrDamien
04-29-2008, 08:16 PM
Would she follow Lindsay footstep after a month coming back on tour? Just in case she need money to buy milk and baby stuff for her son.

Shaolin
04-29-2008, 08:28 PM
Congrats to Radek Stepanek for fathering his 17th child this year.

Way to go!

slice bh compliment
04-29-2008, 08:45 PM
We need a photo of the child so we can declare a father and properly name the lad.

If he looks like Stepanek we name him Gollum.
IF he looks like Boris Becker and has an affinity for broom closets, it's Boris Becker.
If he has dreads, he is Noah.
If he is bald and tall, and does not quite fit into his diapers, we call him Blake.
IF his underpants are always wet we call him Pete Pampers.
If he is bald and walks a little funny, we call him Andre.
If he is tan, we call him Rafael.
If his first words are 'Googoo gaga', we call him Guga.
If he has a large backhand but zero soul, we call him Richard.
IF he's a skinny boy who thinks he's THE MAN, we call him Nole.
IF he plays tiddlywinks and accuses the black tiddlywinks judge of favoritism, we call him Hatin' Lleyton.
If he is all about the breastfeeding, we call him Roger.
If his eyes light up when he sees money, we call him KafelnikovDavydenko.
If he's got unnaturally frosted hair and he kicks his leg out to the side while serving, we call him Jan-Michael.
Sticking with the double name thing, if he is not worth a damn in Davis Cup, we call him Paul-Henri.
If he's got a Napoleon complex, we call him Rios.
If he poisons the rest of the playgroup's bottles, we call him Shamil.

But, believe it or not, and you heard it here first: his name will be Peter Bodo and he will have a penchant for gossip.

BTW, Mamma looks nice in the photo above. Not sure who the gumchewin' bridge&tunnel girl next to her is, but congrats to Nastya.

Magix
04-29-2008, 09:08 PM
Congrats to Radek Stepanek for fathering his 17th child this year.

Way to go!

:lol:

But seriously, who is the father?

kay87
04-29-2008, 10:07 PM
:lol:

But seriously, who is the father?

5 months ago I read this:

In an interview for Russian newspaper Tvoi Den, Myskina revealed that she is four months pregnant and is due in May. Myskina has broken up with her most recent boyfriend, Russian hockey player Konstantin Korneev, and therefore was reluctant to talk about the babyís father.

"That topic is closed. Iíll just say that I am not getting married in the near future. I am a single person. I donít know about the babyís gender yet, and I havenít decided yet where I will give birthóin Russia or abroad," said Myskina, the 2004 French Open champion.

So, who IS the father??

:)

Leublu tennis
04-29-2008, 11:57 PM
We need a photo of the child so we can declare a father and properly name the lad.

If he looks like Stepanek we name him Gollum.
IF he looks like Boris Becker and has an affinity for broom closets, it's Boris Becker.
If he has dreads, he is Noah.
If he is bald and tall, and does not quite fit into his diapers, we call him Blake.
IF his underpants are always wet we call him Pete Pampers.
If he is bald and walks a little funny, we call him Andre.
If he is tan, we call him Rafael.
If his first words are 'Googoo gaga', we call him Guga.
If he has a large backhand but zero soul, we call him Richard.
IF he's a skinny boy who thinks he's THE MAN, we call him Nole.
IF he plays tiddlywinks and accuses the black tiddlywinks judge of favoritism, we call him Hatin' Lleyton.
If he is all about the breastfeeding, we call him Roger.
If his eyes light up when he sees money, we call him KafelnikovDavydenko.
If he's got unnaturally frosted hair and he kicks his leg out to the side while serving, we call him Jan-Michael.
Sticking with the double name thing, if he is not worth a damn in Davis Cup, we call him Paul-Henri.
If he's got a Napoleon complex, we call him Rios.
If he poisons the rest of the playgroup's bottles, we call him Shamil.

But, believe it or not, and you heard it here first: his name will be Peter Bodo and he will have a penchant for gossip.

BTW, Mamma looks nice in the photo above. Not sure who the gumchewin' bridge&tunnel girl next to her is, but congrats to Nastya.
Cute. two, three

Leublu tennis
04-29-2008, 11:59 PM
5 months ago I read this:

In an interview for Russian newspaper Tvoi Den, Myskina revealed that she is four months pregnant and is due in May. Myskina has broken up with her most recent boyfriend, Russian hockey player Konstantin Korneev, and therefore was reluctant to talk about the babyís father.

"That topic is closed. Iíll just say that I am not getting married in the near future. I am a single person. I donít know about the babyís gender yet, and I havenít decided yet where I will give birthóin Russia or abroad," said Myskina, the 2004 French Open champion.

So, who IS the father??

:)
Not me; but who is the cutie next to her?

Leelord337
04-30-2008, 04:11 AM
when myskina said she had a crush on james blake and i guess she expected him to ask her out...well i bet james is happy he didn't date her, lol

ksbh
04-30-2008, 07:20 AM
ROFL! Awesome!

We need a photo of the child so we can declare a father and properly name the lad.

If he looks like Stepanek we name him Gollum.
IF he looks like Boris Becker and has an affinity for broom closets, it's Boris Becker.
If he has dreads, he is Noah.
If he is bald and tall, and does not quite fit into his diapers, we call him Blake.
IF his underpants are always wet we call him Pete Pampers.
If he is bald and walks a little funny, we call him Andre.
If he is tan, we call him Rafael.
If his first words are 'Googoo gaga', we call him Guga.
If he has a large backhand but zero soul, we call him Richard.
IF he's a skinny boy who thinks he's THE MAN, we call him Nole.
IF he plays tiddlywinks and accuses the black tiddlywinks judge of favoritism, we call him Hatin' Lleyton.
If he is all about the breastfeeding, we call him Roger.
If his eyes light up when he sees money, we call him KafelnikovDavydenko.
If he's got unnaturally frosted hair and he kicks his leg out to the side while serving, we call him Jan-Michael.
Sticking with the double name thing, if he is not worth a damn in Davis Cup, we call him Paul-Henri.
If he's got a Napoleon complex, we call him Rios.
If he poisons the rest of the playgroup's bottles, we call him Shamil.

But, believe it or not, and you heard it here first: his name will be Peter Bodo and he will have a penchant for gossip.

BTW, Mamma looks nice in the photo above. Not sure who the gumchewin' bridge&tunnel girl next to her is, but congrats to Nastya.

kay87
04-30-2008, 08:22 AM
1. I am a fan of Nastya, and I so happy today!!!
2. Mr. Monkey-face Stepanek is NOT father to Nastya's nice cute boy!


Congrats to Radek Stepanek for fathering his 17th child this year.

Way to go!

3. OK, Here is the old joke once again::

http://mm.denik.cz/1/5e/tenis_frenchopen_stepanek01_denik-galerie.jpg

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http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/jon_wertheim/10/18/mailbag.1018/p1_myskina1018_ap.jpg

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http://www.marcusmartenson.com/blog/pics_pub/ChuckyMad.jpg

:roll:

kay87
04-30-2008, 08:25 AM
Would she follow Lindsay footstep after a month coming back on tour? Just in case she need money to buy milk and baby stuff for her son.

I would like SO MUCH, but no!

Myskina will not make "a Lindsay"-comeback, because Myskina is injured in her right big toe, and I am 99 pct. sure that Nastya Myskina will never play on wtatour again.

I am so sorry about it, but I am so sure about it.

But let me one last time say:

Nastya! You are the greatest! I love you forever!

:)

coloskier
04-30-2008, 08:44 AM
:lol:

But seriously, who is the father?

Not sure, but if his face looks like a hockey puck, it might say something.

Shaolin
04-30-2008, 09:49 AM
:lol:

But seriously, who is the father?


Rule of thumb: Whenever the father of a baby is in question, its Stepanek's.

gj011
04-30-2008, 09:53 AM
Congratulations!

Leelord337
04-30-2008, 01:37 PM
1. MYSKINA GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY!


http://mm.denik.cz/1/5e/tenis_frenchopen_stepanek01_denik-galerie.jpg

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http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/jon_wertheim/10/18/mailbag.1018/p1_myskina1018_ap.jpg

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http://www.marcusmartenson.com/blog/pics_pub/ChuckyMad.jpg



Oh no! this is the beginning of the end! :twisted:

boredone3456
04-30-2008, 01:55 PM
I wish her luck...although I gotta say the name she picked is the most unique name i ave ever heard...Zhenya? Wonder where that name comes from...

Vision84
04-30-2008, 02:17 PM
Yeah, most likely Stepanek. He has slept around with or been engaged to most of the WTA tour.

tennis_hand
05-01-2008, 12:30 AM
Yeah, most likely Stepanek. He has slept around with or been engaged to most of the WTA tour.

the WTA girls really have good taste.

mrDamien
05-01-2008, 05:46 PM
Nastya! You are the greatest! I love you forever!

:)

Are you the father of the child ? :)

willgonase10
05-01-2008, 07:00 PM
Myskina, Myskina, Myskina...

I miss seeing that two hander ripped inside out. :)

slice bh compliment
05-02-2008, 02:38 AM
'I once. met a girl. named Myskina....
Myskinaaaa....
Myskina Myskina Myskinaaaaaaah...'

That's about the only time you'll ever hear me quote a musical.