lordmanji
07-25-2008, 12:25 PM
Dear Full Western Grip:
i want to quit you. i have had enough. before i met you, i was happy with my semi western sweetheart. but you came along so sneakily into my life with your high-bouncing swag. you were my first crush before i even knew it. you were the glove that completed my hand. but after our passion died down love ended, my life has undergone peculiar stresses. i didnt know it at first but little by little i began to suspect it was you: shots i hit so easily before that would go into the net or into the back fence. only when im in perfect condition can i please you. i used to try to be perfect but i realized that i cant and im not. you're just too high maintenance and i have only so much energy to go around.
and i have a secret to confess: you mightve suspected it already but recently i secretly made contact with my semi western sweetheart again. it was rough at first. i felt so guilty seeing her again. and i think she was still mad at me and i didnt know really how to handle her anymore. but as our dates - yes dates - progressed, we became more comfortable with each other. just like the old times. finally im starting to become happy again. she's so less demanding than you. when im out with her, i feel like i can do almost anything and be forgiven for it. i can go farther with her with less effort and she doesnt tease me by making me feel good sometimes - with her, im consistently satisfied.
sure, she's not as unique as you are. when im out with you, i feel like everyone notices me because of you - they just cant believe it when they see someone like me with his hand around someone like you. and i remember the times people would ask me if my hand didnt hurt holding yours - ah, those were the times. but this relationship has too many ups and downs. i feel like im a manic depressive being with you. i just want to be my best but i cant be that with you.
so this letter is to inform you that i am dumping you. after several years of struggling to make things work, ive realized its not me - its you. some guys like it better under the handle, others like it just on top. i am one of those guys. i know you will do fine without me. there are plenty of other men out there for you to steal as you did with me. maybe theyll be able to subdue you. i couldnt. it will be hard to quit you but i dont have a choice. and im sure i'll see you pop up every now and again in my life but i truly hope that you wouldnt.
so this is my farewell to you, my fiery flame, my gamewrecker. it was exciting while it lasted but i sincerely hope that i never see you again.
With much love and scorn,
Your Manji
i want to quit you. i have had enough. before i met you, i was happy with my semi western sweetheart. but you came along so sneakily into my life with your high-bouncing swag. you were my first crush before i even knew it. you were the glove that completed my hand. but after our passion died down love ended, my life has undergone peculiar stresses. i didnt know it at first but little by little i began to suspect it was you: shots i hit so easily before that would go into the net or into the back fence. only when im in perfect condition can i please you. i used to try to be perfect but i realized that i cant and im not. you're just too high maintenance and i have only so much energy to go around.
and i have a secret to confess: you mightve suspected it already but recently i secretly made contact with my semi western sweetheart again. it was rough at first. i felt so guilty seeing her again. and i think she was still mad at me and i didnt know really how to handle her anymore. but as our dates - yes dates - progressed, we became more comfortable with each other. just like the old times. finally im starting to become happy again. she's so less demanding than you. when im out with her, i feel like i can do almost anything and be forgiven for it. i can go farther with her with less effort and she doesnt tease me by making me feel good sometimes - with her, im consistently satisfied.
sure, she's not as unique as you are. when im out with you, i feel like everyone notices me because of you - they just cant believe it when they see someone like me with his hand around someone like you. and i remember the times people would ask me if my hand didnt hurt holding yours - ah, those were the times. but this relationship has too many ups and downs. i feel like im a manic depressive being with you. i just want to be my best but i cant be that with you.
so this letter is to inform you that i am dumping you. after several years of struggling to make things work, ive realized its not me - its you. some guys like it better under the handle, others like it just on top. i am one of those guys. i know you will do fine without me. there are plenty of other men out there for you to steal as you did with me. maybe theyll be able to subdue you. i couldnt. it will be hard to quit you but i dont have a choice. and im sure i'll see you pop up every now and again in my life but i truly hope that you wouldnt.
so this is my farewell to you, my fiery flame, my gamewrecker. it was exciting while it lasted but i sincerely hope that i never see you again.
With much love and scorn,
Your Manji