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Lakoste
08-16-2008, 06:06 PM
:lol:

Or else you'll end up like this guy
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3360/hkmanpenis02eo6.gif

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench

dave333
08-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Oh. Dear. God.

And I guess I'll bring up "wow how did it fit in that tiny hole in the first place" before someone else wiill.

baek57
08-16-2008, 06:20 PM
lol.... to quote mallrats, "so did he come or what?"

goober
08-16-2008, 06:29 PM
Second lesson of the day: Don't stare at a buch of guys wearing winnie the pooh costumes on the street.

Tokyo police have arrested Masayuki Ishikawa, a 20 year-old man who attacked and robbed two people because they had the nerve to stare at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume.

At the time of his arrest, he was in the company of two costumed friends; one a panther and the other a mouse.

Apparently the threesome had donned the costumes because they ran out of clean clothes,

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/15/winnie-the-pooh-arrested-for-armed-robbery/

Phil
08-16-2008, 09:02 PM
Second lesson of the day: Don't stare at a buch of guys wearing winnie the pooh costumes on the street.


http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/15/winnie-the-pooh-arrested-for-armed-robbery/
Costumed people walking around certain Tokyo neighborhoods is actually not uncommon. I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't the only Winnie the Pooh walking around that day (though Pikachu-the Pokemon character-is much more popular). I never imagined that these geeks could be dangerous. It takes a certain "type" to walk around in a costume in 90-degree + heat (or in any weather!).

10sfreak
08-17-2008, 05:57 PM
LOL! That story reminds me of one a number of years ago...I think it was in FL, but this guy was out alone in a hotel swimming pool and decided that the little suction thingy on the skimmer would be a great place to stick his Johnson. Needless to say, he got stuck for hours and an ambulance had to be called...

Leelord337
08-17-2008, 07:19 PM
:lol:

Or else you'll end up like this guy
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3360/hkmanpenis02eo6.gif

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench

this happened to a guy in a swimming pool once, those vaccum holes in swimming pools, he put it in one of those and had to call the cops to help free him. not sure if he lost it though.

yoh4u
08-18-2008, 05:55 PM
No comment other than ouch

tennisfreak15347
08-18-2008, 06:06 PM
this happened to a guy in a swimming pool once, those vaccum holes in swimming pools, he put it in one of those and had to call the cops to help free him. not sure if he lost it though.

that must really hurt, lol. all the blood must have rushed to his... ping pong paddle and must have seriously bruised it, if not had to have it cut off. Also, about the guy who stuck his johnson through the bench, couldn't he just... u know... turn it off and just pull it through?

power_play21
08-18-2008, 07:08 PM
omg could you imagine having a penisectomy by pool filter

TokyopunK
08-18-2008, 07:24 PM
that must really hurt, lol. all the blood must have rushed to his... ping pong paddle and must have seriously bruised it, if not had to have it cut off. Also, about the guy who stuck his johnson through the bench, couldn't he just... u know... turn it off and just pull it through?

Wait.....there's an off switch down there somewhere?

tennisfreak15347
08-18-2008, 09:13 PM
Wait.....there's an off switch down there somewhere?

of course! just recite America's pledge of allegiance twice and it will go away, like in bubble boy =D

chess9
08-19-2008, 04:39 AM
LOL!
Talk about losing your head.... ;)

-Robert

S H O W S T O P P E R !
08-19-2008, 05:11 PM
Must have been hot. (just kidding)

Headshotterer
08-19-2008, 05:16 PM
nerd virgin
nergin

S H O W S T O P P E R !
08-19-2008, 08:10 PM
nerd virgin
nergin

Virgerd? :neutral: