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UW_Husky88
08-23-2008, 03:10 PM
The title says it all.

I'll take one from another thread to give you an example:

"Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get"
^and yes, I loled

YULitle
08-23-2008, 03:16 PM
"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

hollywood9826
08-23-2008, 03:34 PM
"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

LOL.. Close thread :)

Murray_Maniac
08-23-2008, 06:16 PM
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

S H O W S T O P P E R !
08-23-2008, 06:18 PM
"Hay baby you look pretty good in them jeans, it would look even better with me in between!" (sing it for a harder slap)

Gmedlo
08-23-2008, 06:21 PM
*take out coin*

I'm going to flip this. Tails, I get ****, heads, I get tail.

azn_lefty_roddick_jr
08-23-2008, 06:23 PM
Life without you is like a pencil without lead... Pointless.

Feņa14
08-23-2008, 06:38 PM
Babe, do you work at Subway? Because you just made me a foot long! ;)

Mansewerz
08-23-2008, 06:48 PM
You like animals? Because I got a manaconda!

Mansewerz
08-23-2008, 06:49 PM
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: ****** am I hard now.

--------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

winter2334
08-23-2008, 06:57 PM
i take it that your bloodninja and ur telling us about ur experiences?

Murray_Maniac
08-23-2008, 07:16 PM
Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that!

That one never fails me.

Gmedlo
08-23-2008, 07:50 PM
For the ladies:

Are you a farmer, 'cuz you've got a prize-winning ****!

You must be a crazy cat lady 'cuz you get a ton of *****!

This thread is about to be deleted.

superstition
08-23-2008, 08:25 PM
"Can you see (the stage)? I don't mind if you sit on my lap."

Hidious
08-23-2008, 08:43 PM
You make a sign to girl with a finger to come closer to you. She's intrigued;

"I made you come with a finger, imagine with two"

Tikiman53
08-23-2008, 08:57 PM
Hey, baby, did you drop yo name tag? *give her a bag of sugar

ryangoring
08-23-2008, 09:11 PM
Ok I am from the caribbean.....
Here goes....
Hey do you have any caribbean in you.......well...you want to!?!

Tempest344
08-23-2008, 09:39 PM
"Hey baby, want to make fifty bucks easy?"

"Is your dad a baker..because you've got a nice set of buns"

"I wear size fourteen shoes and can palm a basketball!"

"Lets go for it..you can't get pregnant again"

Pahc
08-24-2008, 11:47 AM
Baby if you were a Booger i'd pick you first!

Phil
08-24-2008, 12:00 PM
Some of these had me LOL. I got nutin', but...where's Dedans Penthouse when ya need him???!!!

Oui, c'est moi.
08-24-2008, 12:18 PM
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: ****** am I hard now.

--------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
HAHA. I remember reading this in an email a couple of years back. Still hilarious.

AlpineCadet
08-24-2008, 12:24 PM
You must be Pikachu cuz I choose you! :oops:

jaggy
08-24-2008, 12:38 PM
"You dont sweat much for a fat chick"

Jonnyf
08-24-2008, 12:58 PM
"Are you tired....because you've been running through my mind all day"

"Are you Jamaican...because you're Ja Makin' me horny!"

Shocking, I know!

ChuDat
08-24-2008, 01:07 PM
"lemme get yo numbuh so I can holla"

"nice *ss, Can I tap that?"

"wanna play with my balls?.. .Tennis balls"

"Lets go to my house a discuss politics and then do it"

"I'll hit that from the back like in tennis"

bumfluff
08-24-2008, 01:54 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Have you just sat in a puddle or are you pleased to see me?"

"The word of the day is leg so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?"