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Tempest344
09-01-2008, 07:59 PM
I'll start with being told that eating a watermelon seed will cause it to grow in your stomach
or that picking your nose will make your head cave in

Gmedlo
09-01-2008, 08:00 PM
My pee pee getting big was bad-bad.

Frodo Baggins
09-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Was Told The easter bunny,Santa clause, An The Great Pumpkin Wasn't real :( ;) lol .. No For real though Was Told not To Drink Coffee Cause It will Make you short!!! ;) so i didn't.. I Only Grew to 5'5 Tall.. ;)

Sentinel
09-01-2008, 08:08 PM
I was told I was a handsome boy.

superstition
09-01-2008, 08:11 PM
My pee pee getting big was bad-bad.
Hahahahaha

ttbrowne
09-02-2008, 06:29 AM
Don't swallow gum, It'll ball up in your stomach.

malakas
09-02-2008, 06:32 AM
Children were brought by a pelican.

SlapShot
09-02-2008, 06:34 AM
Looks aren't everything.

YULitle
09-02-2008, 06:35 AM
Oh man, where to start. :D

Santa Clause
Easter Bunny
and other such myths ;)

SpEeDyZ
09-02-2008, 06:37 AM
that your tongue will turn black if you lie ..... and many others ...

swimntennis
09-02-2008, 06:51 AM
If I made a funny face it will stay like that.

littleboi21
09-02-2008, 07:31 AM
santa clause, you'll get pimples if you have a crush on somebody.

Andres
09-02-2008, 07:43 AM
Luke, I am your Father

Nuke
09-02-2008, 09:36 AM
Work real hard and you can grow up to be anything you want!

galain
09-02-2008, 01:37 PM
That the inside of a golf ball was poisonous.

I was 28 years old before I set foot on a golf course!

S H O W S T O P P E R !
09-02-2008, 05:15 PM
1. Tennis players are stuck-up jerks. (O HELL NAW :evil:)
2. They were wrestling when I walked in on them at age 2.

PROTENNIS63
09-02-2008, 05:53 PM
I was told I was a handsome boy.

that is a good one. :)

0range
09-02-2008, 05:58 PM
***nvm****

NickC
09-02-2008, 06:41 PM
2. They were wrestling when I walked in on them at age 2.


I almost shat myself I was laughing so hard at this. I can't tell you how many times I got the same response from my parents. Sometimes it was along the lines of "we're doing what grown-ups do when you play your nintendo" or "helping your daddy relax". Good memories :confused:

Tempest344
09-02-2008, 10:21 PM
2. They were wrestling when I walked in on them at age 2.

haha
I got told that they were just kissing naked

Hot Sauce
09-02-2008, 10:37 PM
Santa Clause is real.
If you make a face or position too long, it will get stuck that way.

S H O W S T O P P E R !
09-03-2008, 03:36 PM
"we're doing what grown-ups do when you play your nintendo"

or

"helping your daddy relax".

Ok, so they are playing Super Mario in bed?

and

How the hell do you relax when you're doing pelvic thrusts? It's a workout. :neutral:

vbranis
09-03-2008, 03:48 PM
Way back when I was like 6 or 7, I was told that we were going to Disneyland, and we ended up at the dentist's office. To this day, I still feel betrayed and robbed of a fun day.

zacinnc78
09-03-2008, 04:32 PM
Way back when I was like 6 or 7, I was told that we were going to Disneyland, and we ended up at the dentist's office. To this day, I still feel betrayed and robbed of a fun day.

brutal 10 char

zacinnc78
09-03-2008, 04:33 PM
dad was actually on the phone supposedly talking to the orphanage about taking me in(turns out he was talking to a dialtone)had me scared s%^&ess and crying for i dont know how long

JohnnyCracker
09-03-2008, 04:40 PM
Way back when I was like 6 or 7, I was told that we were going to Disneyland, and we ended up at the dentist's office. To this day, I still feel betrayed and robbed of a fun day.

hahaha that's just not right.