Your Favorite James Bond Quote? [Archive]

samster

11-16-2008, 03:20 PM

Now that Quantum of Solace is out, it's time to post your favorite James Bond quote. Please include the quote and the movie it is from.

zapvor

11-16-2008, 03:22 PM

the name's bond. james bond.

samster

11-16-2008, 03:22 PM

(After electrocuting one of the bad guys in the bathtub.)

Bond: "Shocking. Positively shocking."

-From Goldfinger.

samster

11-16-2008, 03:26 PM

samster

11-16-2008, 03:28 PM

Bond: That looks like a women's gun.

Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

-Thunderball

J011yroger

11-16-2008, 03:29 PM

Bond: I know. . . But what is your name?

J

CanadianChic

11-16-2008, 03:39 PM

The only thing I like about a Bond movie are the closing credits.

Joe Average

11-16-2008, 03:40 PM

From "Goldfinger." Bond waking up from being unconscious. Honor Blackman comes into focus:

She: My name is P*ssy Galore.

Bond: I must be dreaming.

samster

11-16-2008, 03:40 PM

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" (with laser beam coming up from head to you know where)

Goldfinger: "No mister Bond, I expect you to die!"

-Goldfinger

ilovecarlos

11-16-2008, 03:48 PM

I'm Plenty...
of course you are...
Plenty O'Toole....
named after your father?

Hot Sauce

11-16-2008, 03:55 PM

"I'll be back"

Wait what?

TokyopunK

11-16-2008, 03:58 PM

Shaken, not stirred

or

Stirred, not Shaken

Take your pick.

J011yroger

11-16-2008, 03:59 PM

"I'll be back"

Wait what?

And lying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this to that for one chance, just one chance. . .

Oops, wrong thread.

J

samster

11-16-2008, 03:59 PM

Vesper: Do I need to worry about you, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, you're not my type.

Vesper: Smart?

Bond: No. Single.

-Casino Royale

dave333

11-16-2008, 04:07 PM

"Take a giant step for mankind"
-Bond, Moonraker

Loved that one as he pushes the guy out of the airlock.

Oh and:

"My name is ***** Galore"
"I must be dreaming"

Laughed my ass off.

samster

11-16-2008, 04:08 PM

"Take a giant step for mankind"
-Bond, Moonraker

Loved that one as he pushes the guy out of the airlock.

Yes, that was a good one too.

SempreSami

11-16-2008, 05:54 PM

Mr. White: Hello?

(James shoots him afar with a rifle then walks up to Mr.White)

James Bond: Mr. White? We need to talk.

Mr. White: Who is this?

James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.

-From Casino Royale.

First of all, it was a submachine gun, not a rifle. And second, he shoots him after he asks "Who is this?"

My favourite quotes are probably from Q.

*Moonraker*
Random person: What is Bond doing?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry!

And Quantum has been out for over a week, get with the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes.

El Diablo

11-16-2008, 06:12 PM

Thug: So, was he a relative of yours?
Bond: He was my brother.
Thug: I've got a brother!
Bond: Small world.

SempreSami

11-16-2008, 06:15 PM

"Don't touch that! It's my lunch!"

westside

11-16-2008, 06:40 PM

"Don't touch that! It's my lunch!"

"I AM INVINCIBLE!" :)

vbranis

11-16-2008, 07:23 PM

I'm Plenty...
of course you are...
Plenty O'Toole....
named after your father?

LOL, I loved that one. My other 2 favorites:

Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
Bond: I wouldn’t know.

Bond: Miss Anders... I didn't regonize you with your clothes on.

Dedans Penthouse

11-19-2008, 12:15 PM

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Goldfinger: "Of course not Mr. Bond ..... I expect you to DIE!"

chlsmo

11-20-2008, 11:24 AM

Thug: So, was he a relative of yours?
Bond: He was my brother.
Thug: I've got a brother!
Bond: Small world.

Thug = this guy:

http://history.pifan.com/upload/movie2004/Film/HouseOf1000Corpses01.jpg

LuckyR

11-20-2008, 12:20 PM

From: The Man with the Golden Gun:

Belly dancer (upon realizing her belly button jewelry is missing): I have lost my charm!!

Bond (who has accidentally swallowed the piece in mid tummy-lick): Not from where I'm standing...

Lobber

11-20-2008, 12:57 PM

"Which do you prefer, blondes or brunettes?"

"Either, as long as the collars match the cuffs."

Hilarious!

VAmazona

11-20-2008, 01:23 PM

"Does it look like I give a damn?!"
- James Bond in Casino Royale when asked how he wants his Martini.

hyogen

11-20-2008, 01:24 PM

anyone else feel that the quantum of solace had very little plot and felt like there should have been at least one big final scene?

me and most of my friends were left...."uh...that's the end??"

VAmazona

11-20-2008, 01:59 PM

anyone else feel that the quantum of solace had very little plot and felt like there should have been at least one big final scene?

me and most of my friends were left...."uh...that's the end??"

It definitely felt transitory. I felt cheated in the areas where they decided to tell and not show. And therein lies the purpose of the movie: You know have established the presence of a defined enemy from which many more movies can be born from. Remember, this is the first Bond movie to not have a Fleming work attached to it (only in name). I thought they did well in their writing choices (Paul Haggis anyone?). Wasn't as revolutionary as Casino Royale, but does that mean people want it to go back to the old formula?

hyogen

11-20-2008, 02:03 PM

It definitely felt transitory. I felt cheated in the areas where they decided to tell and not show. And therein lies the purpose of the movie: You know have established the presence of a defined enemy from which many more movies can be born from. Remember, this is the first Bond movie to not have a Fleming work attached to it (only in name). I thought they did well in their writing choices (Paul Haggis anyone?). Wasn't as revolutionary as Casino Royale, but does that mean people want it to go back to the old formula?

was casino royale that revolutionary? I liked it, but the only thing I can remember is the hour long poker scene....................*yawn*

vbranis

11-20-2008, 03:45 PM

Honestly, to me, it's like Sean Connery was the real James Bond, and everyone after tried to unsuccessfully copy him. No JB movie can possibly top Goldfinger.

yanjonm

11-20-2008, 06:40 PM

SempreSami

11-21-2008, 05:26 AM

was casino royale that revolutionary? I liked it, but the only thing I can remember is the hour long poker scene....................*yawn*

It was changed to poker because Americans are too gormless to understand Baccarat Chemin de Fer apparently.

frekcles

11-21-2008, 08:47 AM

“I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.”
- Q, dryly explaining what Bond and Holly Goodhead are doing up there in that satellite in space (Moonraker)

“In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War.”
- M, bemoaning the sloppy work of modern-day Double-0 agents in “Casino Royale”

“I thought Christmas only came once a year.”
- Bond puns shamelessly in bed with Christmas Jones in “The World Is Not Enough”

“She always did enjoy a good squeeze.”
- Bond, after killing Xenia Onatopp in “GoldenEye” by crushing her to death, ironically her own preferred way to kill people

hyogen

11-21-2008, 08:52 AM

Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

Bond: [laughing - after being stuck five times with a knotted rope] Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!

- Casino Royale

wouldn't that seriously kill a human being? I'm wondering... I'm pretty sure you could easily die from the trauma... hope not....... because I've heard of people dying from being kicked in the cajones.

yanjonm

11-21-2008, 10:24 AM

wouldn't that seriously kill a human being? I'm wondering... I'm pretty sure you could easily die from the trauma... hope not....... because I've heard of people dying from being kicked in the cajones.

Time to send an email to Mythbusters.

hyogen

11-21-2008, 10:42 AM

actually, my uncle is a doctor and he says yes... you can die from the shock :X protect your little cajones, laddies!

El Diablo

11-21-2008, 11:18 AM

Lobber
Yes, "Diamonds are Forever" was the apogee of quips.

TonLars

11-21-2008, 04:08 PM

Bond: I say, I do enjoy a good game of tennis. But if its between that or a woman in bed, Id choose to beat someone at love with my balls and racquet.
-Casino Royale

Bond: Wait for it..... wait for it! Any moment now darlin' be patient. There it is! Ok, now we can do it!
-Moonraker

edberg505

11-21-2008, 08:12 PM

Moonraker

(When shooting at pheasants in Drax's hunting grounds)
Drax: You Missed, Mr. Bond.
Bond: Did I?
(A sniper falls dead from a tree not so far away.)

The Spy Who Loved Me

[the motorcycle henchmen flies off a cliff in a cloud of feathers]
James Bond: All those feathers and he still can't fly!

my_forehand

11-23-2008, 05:04 AM

Time to send an email to Mythbusters.

ahahahahahah thank you for the laugh

Tofi

11-23-2008, 05:10 AM

anyone else feel that the quantum of solace had very little plot and felt like there should have been at least one big final scene?

me and most of my friends were left...."uh...that's the end??"

My friends said to me there was no proper stroy line in it and that it sucked because of that. I hate it when films look good in ads and turn out to be rubbish. also the new james bond doesnt suit the role i dont think.

ttbrowne

11-24-2008, 09:00 AM

James Bond: Over a cellphone: Tell M the lead was a dead end.
Tanner: To M: He says it was a dead end.
M: Damn! He killed him.

Quantum of Solace

hyogen

11-24-2008, 09:32 AM

My friends said to me there was no proper stroy line in it and that it sucked because of that. I hate it when films look good in ads and turn out to be rubbish. also the new james bond doesnt suit the role i dont think.

i don't mind the new bond. pierce brosnan was sorta getting old..

this new bond has a really long upper lip. haha

Mick

11-24-2008, 09:42 AM

i don't mind the new bond. pierce brosnan was sorta getting old..

this new bond has a really long upper lip. haha

they should have let quentin tarantino direct the last james bond movie.

http://www.killermovies.com/j/jamesbond21/articles/3848.html

Nadal-GOAT

11-24-2008, 11:30 AM

Guess this Bond movie:

Bond [to some girl who was massaging him]: Run along now ... [he spanks her on the ass], man talk.

vbranis

11-24-2008, 03:04 PM

Guess this Bond movie:

Bond [to some girl who was massaging him]: Run along now ... [he spanks her on the ass], man talk.

It was Goldfinger, of course.

halalula1234

11-24-2008, 03:47 PM

"what are u doing here? Looking for shells?"

lol.

"my names pussie galore"

Mdubb23

11-24-2008, 03:49 PM

"my names pussie galore"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I just could not stop laughing at that.

Hot Sauce

11-24-2008, 04:36 PM

“Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b****s. Huh. You think you can do this s***... You think you can do this to me? You m************s will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, n****s. 23-hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f*** do you think you're f***** with? I'm the police, I run s*** around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this m*********** down. King Kong ain't got s*** on me."

yanjonm

11-24-2008, 07:57 PM