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pfchang
12-19-2008, 03:45 PM
I thought we should start a thread on the know-how to basically defending yourself at any sort of insult, hardball, or actually being on the insulting side yourself.

any members who have nice comebacks/insults, POST!!! But keep the atmosphere light and humorous, don't go and start picking on members please. :)

here's one that i credit to ?

Scenario: When some gets angry at you, you say:

"Looks like someone needs some more fiber in their diet..."

RestockingTues
12-19-2008, 04:03 PM
Whatever you do, don't say "Your mother" as a comeback.

ThA_Azn_DeViL
12-19-2008, 04:16 PM
the best and cliched one: thats what she said.

RestockingTues
12-19-2008, 04:21 PM
the best and cliched one: thats what she said.

That's what she said is epic win :D Where did come from anyways, was it the Office?

pfchang
12-19-2008, 05:14 PM
here's a funny pickup line:

I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

one more:

do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

so funny that they actually might work on some people...:):):)

ThA_Azn_DeViL
12-19-2008, 05:15 PM
here's a funny pickup line:

I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

one more:

do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

so funny that they actually might work on some people...:):):)

"Are you a fart? cause you blow me away"

pfchang
12-19-2008, 05:25 PM
"Are you a fart? cause you blow me away"

LOL!!!!!!!!

counter_puncher
12-19-2008, 07:05 PM
"Are you a fart? cause you blow me away"

cracked me up as well.

counter_puncher
12-19-2008, 07:06 PM
"Are you a fart? cause you blow me away"

that is epic.

10s talk
12-19-2008, 08:19 PM
I know you are but what am I


:oops:

SirBlend12
12-19-2008, 08:43 PM
Is yo daddy a meat burglar?

Really? Your girlfriend/sister doesn't think so... (can be used on MANY occasions)

Does your mom know your gay?

Nice fanny pack, Knight Rider.

... At least I don't look like YOU.



I'll think of more later.

dave333
12-20-2008, 10:10 AM
Pickup lines:

Is your dad/mom a baker? Because you've got the best buns I've ever seen.

Its a good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out

Jonnyf
12-20-2008, 11:36 AM
Whatever you do, don't say "Your mother" as a comeback.


So's your face ;-)

..............


So's your maw :shock::|

Lakoste
12-20-2008, 12:10 PM
I use this Churchill comeback a lot whenever someone tells me I'm drunk.

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”