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Racer41c
03-26-2009, 02:36 PM
Alright, let's get this going. If you could coach 3 players about their game, who would it be and what would you say? To make it fun, be sure to include a WTA player.

Federer "Roger, you need to give yourself a bigger margin on your first serve, you need to get that in 70% of the time and take opportunities to close out points. Take aces as they come, don't try to be overpowering with the 1st serve"

Roddick "Andy, let's work on a new rhythm on your serve. A more relaxed approach will help you focus a little bit sharper and calm down your motion. I think your accuracy will improve and your serve will become sniper rifle effective"

Jankovic "No more photo shoots until you win a slam, разумети?"

clayman2000
03-26-2009, 02:39 PM
Roddick - "you approach shots cant be at the service line!!!"
Gonzalez - "dont you ever hit a flat backhand again"
Verdasco - "88 mph first serves don't cut it against a GOAT candidate"

sorry i barely see WtA matches

deltox
03-26-2009, 02:57 PM
nadal - keep your hands away from your bunghole

djoker - mental focus and training. dont be mentally weak

fish - conditioning conditioning conditioning, get to it biatch.

vkartikv
03-26-2009, 03:00 PM
Federer: Stop being stubborn and change your playing style. Come to net more often - all commentators have said this for the last 2 yrs but he won't listen, which takes us back to square one. Secondly, believe in yourself - you're federer, after all!!!!

The entire WTA: Please return to your day job (modeling or whatever nonsense it is that you do).

Taylor Dent: Please continue to play the way you do.

Alexio92
03-26-2009, 03:06 PM
Roddick - Stop being a duck
Federer - Retire
Nadal - Transform back to a human from a piggy
Djokovic - Moonball
Davydenko - Serve and Volley
Del Potro - Slice everything
Verdasco - Get a proper haircut
Blake - Grow a pair
Gonzalez - Employ the serve + drop shot strategy
Monfils - Grow a bit taller
Karlovic - Switch to a two hander
Santoro - Tee Off
Simon - Eat something for once
Gasquet - Hit two backhands
Youzhny - Win a match again
Tipsarevic - Use the power

dincuss
03-26-2009, 03:09 PM
Youzhny - Win a match again

Hahah


Karlovic - Switch to a two hander

Its impossible, His hands are too big.

Beasty54
03-26-2009, 03:17 PM
Roddick - Stop being a duck
Federer - Retire
Nadal - Transform back to a human from a piggy
Djokovic - Moonball
Davydenko - Serve and Volley
Del Potro - Slice everything
Verdasco - Get a proper haircut
Blake - Grow a pair
Gonzalez - Employ the serve + drop shot strategy
Monfils - Grow a bit taller
Karlovic - Switch to a two hander
Santoro - Tee Off
Simon - Eat something for once
Gasquet - Hit two backhands
Youzhny - Win a match again
Tipsarevic - Use the power




This was brilliant.

imalil2gangsta4u
03-26-2009, 03:33 PM
Federer - Pull yourself together
Roddick - Hit your forehand flat
Nalbandian - Learn to close out a match
Venus - Be more aggressive
Jankovic - You suck

TheTruth
03-26-2009, 05:55 PM
nadal - keep your hands away from your bunghole
djoker - mental focus and training. dont be mentally weak

fish - conditioning conditioning conditioning, get to it biatch.

Too funny!

Red=not funny!:cry:

TheTruth
03-26-2009, 05:58 PM
Roddick - Stop being a duck
Federer - Retire
Nadal - Transform back to a human from a piggy
Djokovic - Moonball
Davydenko - Serve and Volley
Del Potro - Slice everything
Verdasco - Get a proper haircut
Blake - Grow a pair
Gonzalez - Employ the serve + drop shot strategy
Monfils - Grow a bit taller
Karlovic - Switch to a two hander
Santoro - Tee Off
Simon - Eat something for once
Gasquet - Hit two backhands
Youzhny - Win a match again
Tipsarevic - Use the power

Very funny! Also to the poster who told the entire WTA to go back to modeling. This is turning into a funny thread.

TheTruth
03-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Rafa-cut down on your schedule.
Fed-apologize to the younguns'.
Roddick-ask Pete to help your approach
Gonzo-the ball is your friend. Use some restraint.
Murray-quit faking you're on your last leg.
Djokovic-just admit you're too busy with your own tournament.
Haas-get married already.
Del Potro-get long sleeves! Rafa showed us how it's done and you're a poor imitation.
Gasquet-retire! or get some pride.
Monfils-get some game and quit trying to entertain us with your sliding ability.
Blake-go to a Zen master!
Hewitt-gain some weight.

Safina-take that picture of Marat out of your wallet. It's giving you the yips.
Serena-play more often.
Venus-stop acting like an airhead.
Ana-find a more ferocious c'mon, and stop with the fist pump?
Jelena-what happened girl? You have to give me something to work with.
Maria-enjoy your vacation. You'll never have to work again.
Kuzzy-Go with Blake on a 2 for 1 special.

deltox
03-26-2009, 06:20 PM
nadal - keep your hands away from your bunghole
djoker - mental focus and training. dont be mentally weak

fish - conditioning conditioning conditioning, get to it biatch.

Too funny!

Red=not funny!:cry:

come on gimme some credit, its a fair idea for him to do..

egn
03-26-2009, 06:29 PM
Rafa - Wear the sleeveless again you look ridiculous in polos
Fed- Wear a sleeveless number 2's do better with them
Djokovic - Get an inhaler or something and quit complaining about those breathing problems
Murray - Same some of your victories for the slam matches
Verdasco - Enjoy your short time at the top you are lucky that Murray blew that match
Roddick - Maybe you can win a doubles slam
Del Potro - Stop acting like a high school freshman in big matches
Simon - Stop being so boring
Monfils - Switch to track or the nba
Tsogna - Shut your trap and produce on the field
Davydenko - get well soon?
Blake - Why are you still playing?
Querrey - Don't f**k up like Roddick and Blake
Gasquet - Ditch your loud French posse no loser deserves that huge of a cheering section
Cilic - Win a big match
Ancic - Mono is not a lifelong excuse
Nalbandian - Slimfast

womens side
Serena - slimfast and start giving two ***** you can win a calendar year slam
Venus - get back into the flow of things and challenge your sister
Clijsters - thanks for returning
Ivanovic - make it to the semis at the french open or retire
Jankovic - make it to the semis at the french open or retire
Safina - make it to the semis at the french open or retire
Dementieva - make it to the semis at the french open or retire
Anyone else in the women's top 10 besides Sharapova and the Williams - make it to the semis at the french open or retire
Henin - please come back and win the french open

theduh
03-27-2009, 10:59 AM
Fed- Wear a sleeveless number 2's do better with them

And wear a capri, for sure it will boost your chances to become number 1 again.

tahiti
03-27-2009, 11:13 AM
Federer - Time to put your feet back down on the ground

Sharapova - Straining your vocal chords will not give you a deep sexy voice

Novak - Just go back to the old racquet

Ana Ivanovic - Are you really here to play tennis or are you just after Rafael?

Davydenko - smile a bit, enjoy your game :)

Monfils - Flashes of brilliance are not going to get you far.

Rafael - Please just play in your undies so you have no pants to pull down, The TW posters are driving me mad by only seeing that and not your tennis :)