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mtommer
05-21-2009, 09:50 AM
I can only list ten options so live with what is up there! :mad: :mrgreen:

l_gonzalez
05-21-2009, 10:09 AM
i don't see a poll. Big Bubba gets my vote.

mtommer
05-21-2009, 10:55 AM
(I had to think of ten fun options...sheesh...patience, patience (and I'm at work no less) :D)

NickC
05-21-2009, 11:09 AM
He should just kick Nadal in the back of the knee on a changeover. Hard. Those really hurt, especially if you're bending your knee at the same time.

RoddickAce
05-21-2009, 11:23 AM
His forehand.

vandre
05-21-2009, 11:30 AM
i'm gonna write in a weirding module from Dune. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weirding_Module

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch- i dunno if fed could follow the directions; plus nadal is not a "rodent with a vicious streak a mile wide"

KITT- the need for special "clay court tires" makes kitt impractical

Scooby Doo and the gang- those pesky kids would rip off nadal's mask and find old man jenkins (who is actually pete sampras in disguise!)

A Covenant Needler- i have no idea what that is...sorry nothing clever

A standard issue Romulan disruptor- word has it nadal has an entire legion of "red shirts"

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, The A-Team- b.a. and the boys would have to build their contraptions only on changeovers; they also graduated from the g.i. joe school of firearms training!

The Jedi Force Push- nadal would likely be able to absorb the force energy from such an attack and redirect it!

Air Wolf- ernest borgnine (sp?) was buried in it
A Green Lantern power ring- won't work on nadal's YELLOW outfit and racquet

And of course, the ubiquitious rocket launcher- gee, i'd hope airport screeners would stop the bag with the rocket laucher in it!!!

thanks for the lol!!!!

mtommer
05-21-2009, 11:39 AM
The Needler is a Halo weapon whose ammo is "cross hair" (think laser) guided to the target.
http://www.oxmonline.com/files/u12/Halo3_strat_whatNeedler.jpg

vandre
05-21-2009, 12:00 PM
The Needler is a Halo weapon whose ammo is "cross hair" (think laser) guided to the target.
http://www.oxmonline.com/files/u12/Halo3_strat_whatNeedler.jpg

ty. i don't play halo so i guess that's why i didn't know what it was!

kanjii
05-21-2009, 01:05 PM
A flash grenade after every point :)

Cenc
05-21-2009, 01:18 PM
something that could hurt nadal
like a hammer that can destroy his knees or something like that

Andres
05-21-2009, 02:35 PM
A-Team, definitely :D

ThA_Azn_DeViL
05-21-2009, 02:40 PM
What about a gulliotine? You cant play very well without a head...

Josherer
05-21-2009, 02:58 PM
is 'OP is gay' an option? ;)

SmAsH999
05-21-2009, 03:16 PM
not that this is a stupid thread, but my choice isn't up there. Nothing. :-)

mtommer
05-21-2009, 05:24 PM
is 'OP is gay' an option? ;)

Hmmm....I haven't been very happy lately, mostly grumpy. I guess not then. :mrgreen:

sruckauf
05-21-2009, 05:49 PM
Two-handed backhand.

:)

dincuss
05-21-2009, 05:53 PM
Scooby doo or sleeveless shirts

rosen88
05-22-2009, 09:30 AM
The Hammer of Dawn... but it only works outdoors... but anyway that is were Fed needs it to help him win.

Jchurch
05-22-2009, 03:11 PM
Jedi force push is the only logical choice =)

samster
05-22-2009, 03:12 PM
He already has it:

The Wilson K90!

mtommer
05-22-2009, 05:10 PM
He used that in last years bout. He lost. This is a poll for a GUARANTEED win. :D

GoaLaSSo
05-22-2009, 10:34 PM
Force push. He could push ever shot right back and put super pace on his own :twisted:

Tempest344
05-23-2009, 02:03 AM
BFG-9000 I think...or maybe Duke Nukem

joeri888
05-23-2009, 02:28 AM
The in-form Nalbandian backhand and a great day at the office

Gorecki
05-23-2009, 02:36 AM
i'm gonna write in a weirding module from Dune. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weirding_Module

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch- i dunno if fed could follow the directions; plus nadal is not a "rodent with a vicious streak a mile wide"

KITT- the need for special "clay court tires" makes kitt impractical

Scooby Doo and the gang- those pesky kids would rip off nadal's mask and find old man jenkins (who is actually pete sampras in disguise!)

A Covenant Needler- i have no idea what that is...sorry nothing clever

A standard issue Romulan disruptor- word has it nadal has an entire legion of "red shirts"

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, The A-Team- b.a. and the boys would have to build their contraptions only on changeovers; they also graduated from the g.i. joe school of firearms training!

The Jedi Force Push- nadal would likely be able to absorb the force energy from such an attack and redirect it!

Air Wolf- ernest borgnine (sp?) was buried in it
A Green Lantern power ring- won't work on nadal's YELLOW outfit and racquet

And of course, the ubiquitious rocket launcher- gee, i'd hope airport screeners would stop the bag with the rocket laucher in it!!!

thanks for the lol!!!!


i believe V got it spot on with the HHGOA....

that is of course if fed manages to count to three, no more, no less. Three must be the number he shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt he not count, neither count he two, excepting that he then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached...

Warriorroger
05-23-2009, 03:23 AM
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1511/canas25et9.jpg

sh@de
05-23-2009, 04:21 AM
The rocket launcher of course. As you say, it's ubiquitious. :D.

larlarbd
05-25-2009, 07:50 AM
Air Wolf - haha , haven't seen that in like 15 years ... lolz , you have a pretty good collection of names there mate.

larlarbd
05-25-2009, 07:53 AM
Federer is no match to the power of the darkside (Nadal ) , his jedi air-push will be flimsy against the dark side-spin of the force ( ala-banana-swing).