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JennyS
06-20-2009, 05:33 PM
Drink every time....

1. The commentators mention Nadal's absence.
2. Last year's men's final is referenced.
3. Clips from last year's final are shown.
4. All three of the above occur in a 2 minute period (3 swallows)
5. Fans are shown on Murray Mountain
6. "Fred Perry" and/or "1936" are mentioned during Murray's matches.
7. Chris Fowler calls Ivo Karlovic Dr. Ivo
8. A commentator complains about the grass being too slow.
9. Clips of Roger's French Open win are shown.
10. Roger's quest of beating Sampras is shown.
11. Commentators ponder if Roger truly is the REAL GOAT.
12. Federer is compared to Sampras.
13. Clips of Federer beating Sampras in 2001 are shown.
14. Clips of Tim Henman are shown.
15. The Williams sisters and/or Sharapova are the only female players shown for more than 15 minutes during a particular day.
16. Mary Carillo says something corny.
17. Borg is shown sitting in the stands watching the match.
18. ESPN commentators drool over Andy Roddick.

feel free to add more!

Serendipitous
06-20-2009, 05:33 PM
I think I'm going to die of alcohol poisoning......it was nice knowing you......:cry::cry:

Serendipitous
06-20-2009, 05:35 PM
19. Every time a player hits an ace.

TsongaEatingAPineappleLol
06-20-2009, 05:36 PM
This was hilarious. So true, and funny. :)

jimbo333
06-20-2009, 05:37 PM
Every time Andrew Castle makes an idiotic patronising comment while commentating!!!

That will get you drunk within an hour easily, the bloke I'm afraid to say is an idiot (no offence):)

TsongaEatingAPineappleLol
06-20-2009, 05:39 PM
20. The commentators mention Nadal's loss at Roland Garros.

Breaker
06-20-2009, 05:42 PM
21. Every time a thread is made on TTW discussing the issue of Federer's 'cakewalk' draw.

SourStraws
06-20-2009, 05:42 PM
22. The commentators compare a big servers serve to Goran's

S.S.

Shaolin
06-20-2009, 05:46 PM
23. Every time the new roof is mentioned!

ChanceEncounter
06-20-2009, 05:47 PM
Well, everyone who participates would be dead of alcohol poisoning. It would be fun for the twenty minutes it lasted though.

zapvor
06-20-2009, 05:49 PM
not if you are sipping on lemonade:)

dincuss
06-20-2009, 05:50 PM
#16 is inevitable

THESEXPISTOL
06-20-2009, 05:51 PM
24- Murray's girlfriend sit right next to Murray's Mother are shown on TV everytime that Murray Random opponent serves.

jimbo333
06-20-2009, 05:56 PM
Every time Andrew Castle opens his mouth!!!

(I really think he is an awful commentator):)

Serendipitous
06-20-2009, 05:58 PM
24- Murray's girlfriend sit right next to Murray's Mother are shown on TV everytime that Murray Random opponent serves.

+10000


LMAO!!!!! :):):)

RoddickAce
06-20-2009, 06:07 PM
25.Everytime Murray yells "come on" at 70 decibels after winning a point off an opponent's error.

S H O W S T O P P E R !
06-20-2009, 06:14 PM
For #15, add Ivanovic to the group.

lawrence
06-20-2009, 06:19 PM
19. Every time a player hits an ace.

half shots for the possible roddick karlovic game

jimbo333
06-20-2009, 06:24 PM
Every time Andrew Castle says anything ever!!!

(He should be sacked by the BBC):)

RCizzle65
06-20-2009, 06:30 PM
I literally laughed out loud at these, thanks for the topic!

Docalex007
06-20-2009, 06:40 PM
26. Every time they show Boris Becker where he kinda looks like this:

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:K4oDWgaJUIt_0M:http://www.speakersassociates.com/GetPicture.pl%3FId%3D24196

JennyS
06-20-2009, 07:24 PM
I literally laughed out loud at these, thanks for the topic!

You're welcome!

T1000
06-20-2009, 07:28 PM
so does the last person that is still alive after the tournament who participates in this game wins?

Mansewerz
06-20-2009, 07:31 PM
27. Everytime McEnroe mentions the modern game or modern technology allowing players to do things that players couldn't do "back then".

JennyS
06-20-2009, 07:39 PM
26. Every time they show Boris Becker where he kinda looks like this:

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:K4oDWgaJUIt_0M:http://www.speakersassociates.com/GetPicture.pl%3FId%3D24196

LOL! How true!

JennyS
06-20-2009, 07:39 PM
28. when the commentators make a stink over the grunting.

If so, they should play this video of Sharapova!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78EfkfaiAP4&feature=related

Blinkism
06-20-2009, 09:59 PM
Are we all going to be ****-drunk for two week straight?

I don't expect a lot of smart posting on this board in those two weeks, then....

On the other hand, I wouldn't expect that anyways!

topspin
06-20-2009, 10:43 PM
28. Every time you take a drink (endless loop). haha you'll need an infinite amount of alcohol

TheNatural
06-20-2009, 11:05 PM
Drink every time someone wins a Serve and volley point.

tahiti
06-20-2009, 11:55 PM
Drink a tequila everytime the commentators or Sue Barker smothers Fed in compliments. You won't make it out of Wimbledon alive. Beware, you've been warned.

joeri888
06-21-2009, 01:00 AM
Drink a tequila everytime the commentators or Sue Barker smothers Fed in compliments. You won't make it out of Wimbledon alive. Beware, you've been warned.

Everytime they are talking through points in completely random matches about Murray's chances of winning Wimbledon this year.

MT319
06-21-2009, 01:11 AM
28.) Everytime Ivanovic catches a toss

MarcRosset1992
06-21-2009, 02:56 AM
what are the rules if there is a streaker?

tata
06-21-2009, 05:11 AM
29) Everytime they show that cheapo wimbledon merchandise commercial that they've been using for the last 6 or more years

Rafter4ever
06-21-2009, 11:13 AM
18. ESPN commentators drool over Andy Roddick.

LMAO..hahahaha

Serendipitous
06-21-2009, 11:20 AM
30. Every time Serena is fat (which means that you will have to be drinking continuously)

thejoe
06-21-2009, 11:30 AM
30. Every time John Lloyd reminds people that he was married to Chris Evert
31. Every time Pat Cash says something that is bound to offend someone.

RoddickAce
06-21-2009, 05:18 PM
32. Everytime the commentators make up a nickname for a tennis player.

Leublu tennis
06-21-2009, 05:24 PM
25.Everytime Murray yells "come on" at 70 decibels after winning a point off an opponent's error.Thats not nice. May be true, but not nice.

Leublu tennis
06-21-2009, 05:25 PM
33. Every time Murray says that his mother has been insulted - by Del Potro, by the commentator, the umpire, the ball boys..............

ChanceEncounter
06-21-2009, 05:41 PM
28.) Everytime Ivanovic catches a toss
Oh god.

Well, let's hope she gets knocked out early so we don't have to all die.

spiderman123
06-21-2009, 07:18 PM
34. Everytime ESPN gives a list of Americans left in the draw.

jamesblakefan#1
06-21-2009, 07:24 PM
35. Everytime a commentator mentions how Soderling's a "weird guy" and "strange character" just because he doesn't say hi to everybody.

36. Anytime a player is referred to as "the next American hope?".

37. The term "the graveyard court" is used.

38. Bud Collins mentions some obscure player or story from the 1930s that you've never heard of.

Leublu tennis
06-22-2009, 12:59 AM
26. Every time they show Boris Becker where he kinda looks like this:

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:K4oDWgaJUIt_0M:http://www.speakersassociates.com/GetPicture.pl%3FId%3D24196
They can't because he does not look this good any more.

joeri888
06-22-2009, 01:03 AM
39. Everytime Jacco Eltingh explains on Dutch tv how a player coming to net must get to net as close as possible, because every meter he's closer gives his opponent two metres less time to react. (this is really annoying)

Mafia13
06-22-2009, 01:14 AM
Every time we miss out on a quality men's match because eurosport/espn/bbc felt like airing a wiliams match, like at this year's French, or at any GS for that matter

Gorecki
06-22-2009, 01:36 AM
41 - Everytime any commentator refers to ___________ (insert name of Qualifier) as "this Gutsy qualifier"...

jamesblakefan#1
06-22-2009, 02:01 AM
42. Anytime the terms "French flair", "young (enter nationality here), or a player is referred to as "crafty". Two shots if the said player is either a) lefty or b) a "crafty veteran".

joeri888
06-22-2009, 02:04 AM
43. Everytime a commentator says something totally stupid and is proven wrong in exactly the next point. Like, "You can never win the point if you S&V on second serve" and then immediately the next point is won that way

madmanfool
06-22-2009, 02:51 AM
44. Everytime Roger shanks a ball
45 Everytime Mcnroe asks to trow something different at our sport
46 Everytime Sue Barker mentions the pressure being put on Murray's shoulders

diggler
06-22-2009, 02:59 AM
Wimbledon preview commenced.

They mentioned roof, Nadal, strawberries and cream

I'm already drunk.

Stewball55
06-22-2009, 03:13 AM
LOL...this is great.....nice thread

Tony48
06-22-2009, 03:36 AM
If I go by the OP, I'm already drunk and coverage just started 45 minutes ago

Gorecki
06-22-2009, 03:44 AM
47 - Everytime Justin "Gimp el Sob" says some sort of incomprehensible giberish about a certain tennis player...

ps: this might lead to a continuous flow of alcohol into our tummies...:)

Blinkism
06-22-2009, 03:51 AM
I just threw up twice, and I didn't even touch a drink yet! How many times do you mention Murray in a sentence? Stupid Mary Carillo

"He's going to cry so much that roof won't matter"... what does that even mean?

Why is she on my television? Please leave, and take Bud Collins with you!

Cheers, everyone! Time to crack open an early morning Wimbledon beer!

JennyS
06-22-2009, 03:57 AM
If I go by the OP, I'm already drunk and coverage just started 45 minutes ago

LOL. I heard "Fred Perry" 5 seconds after I turned on the TV:)

gogeta087
06-22-2009, 04:10 AM
48) Tiger woods gets mentioned, bonus shot if Fed's friendship with tiger becomes the focal point of a conversation

TBobLP
06-22-2009, 04:13 AM
who else is drunk?

Gorecki
06-22-2009, 04:38 AM
not yet because im just peeking at matches, but already im starting to mumble and that is not a good sign...

ooops... there goes another shot of good old Johnnie Walker...

stoo
06-22-2009, 04:42 AM
Great thread! Thank you for starting this one.

However, my liver does not thank you.

I'm having trouble seeing the tv screen over the pile of empties on the coffee table.:shock:

Andres
06-22-2009, 04:44 AM
Why am I seeing two TVs?

tahiti
06-22-2009, 08:28 AM
43. Everytime a commentator says something totally stupid and is proven wrong in exactly the next point. Like, "You can never win the point if you S&V on second serve" and then immediately the next point is won that way

Haha... lol this is so funny and almost inevitable every time!!!:)

verdasco
06-22-2009, 08:39 AM
I had never heard Chris Fowler say Dr. Ivo and he just said it. Really funny to read it on hear first. It's 11:47 AM though so I'm not taking a drink...

THESEXPISTOL
06-29-2009, 03:17 PM
24- Murray's girlfriend sit right next to Murray's Mother are shown on TV everytime that Murray Random opponent serves.

with only this one today, by now you would be experiencing a major hangover :lol:

This thread as potential to be the best thread ever!
Start thinking in more!

Nadal_Freak
06-29-2009, 03:20 PM
For every match Fed wins at Wimbledon, take 10 shots. lol

Serendipitous
06-29-2009, 03:22 PM
You can drink every time Pam Shriver says "Serena."


Do this at your own discretion.


You'll probably pass out after 3 minutes.

stanfordtennis alum
06-29-2009, 03:34 PM
how about u drink, every time ivo wins a point on his serve :)

Madhoshi22
06-29-2009, 04:00 PM
how about u drink, every time ivo wins a point on his serve :)

Or everytime he hits an ace

TBobLP
06-29-2009, 04:23 PM
...every time tradition is questioned in relation to the roof

...every time mcenroe gets confused when asked about why they dont have lights on the courts

sanchino
06-29-2009, 04:24 PM
.....every time Mary, Mary-Jo or Pam refer to womens tennis as "Big-Babe Tennis".....take three shots if ESPN2 shows that stupid video of them demonstrating and and explaining "Big-Babe Tennis"

Serendipitous
06-29-2009, 04:24 PM
You can drink every time someone else drinks.

sanchino
06-29-2009, 04:30 PM
take a big guzzle every time Mary Carillo refers to playing tennis as playing ball or she calls a racquet a bat

TBobLP
06-29-2009, 04:38 PM
take a drink if you know how meaningless the newly created "latest match ever played at wimbledon" statistic is...

THESEXPISTOL
07-03-2009, 04:08 AM
DRINK!!!!
Borg is on the stands :lol:

geese_com
07-03-2009, 04:13 AM
If I followed that rules in the 1stpost, i would have been floored before 6:30am already! hahah

madmanfool
07-03-2009, 10:01 AM
The roof and Murray mountain really got me drunk :)

TrueFanOfTheGame
07-03-2009, 10:14 AM
Any time an announcer mentions nerves or mentality.

Andres
07-03-2009, 12:18 PM
Arghh.... you're like the ugliest pelican I have ever seen.... but I love you too much .... mwwaahhhh