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sureshs
06-24-2009, 05:14 AM
In a basic sense.


http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5iJ9gH8KFhUSemUU3_qfvw29ilxkw

Serena Williams complains about food rules imposed at Wimbledon
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 12 hours ago

LONDON Wimbledon is awash with food stalls and restaurants, but you can't bring those tasty treats into the players' locker rooms, and that has Serena Williams angry.

"I totally dislike rules that do NOT make sense," the two-time champion wrote Tuesday in a posting on her blog.

Williams said she was told of the rule on the tournament's opening day Monday, when she was eating before her first-round victory.

"Wow, really I thought to myself as I continued eating & of course the lady reminded me of the new rule. Again, I was in shock," Williams wrote.

Williams noted that fruit and health bars are offered to players in the locker room. What she didn't realize was that there is a ban on food brought from outside.

"Why have food in a room if we aren't allowed to eat in the locker room. This rule is unfair," she wrote. "I do not agree with this rule. Like, do they really expect me or any other player to actually walk outside all the way to the player's lounge. That is time not spent well & I value my time."

Johnny Perkins, a spokesman for the All England Club, said the rule barring players from bringing food into the locker rooms has been in force for nearly a decade and is designed to keep the players' locker rooms clean.

cknobman
06-24-2009, 05:29 AM
From the looks of how big she is Id say she's always FEEDING that hunger!! LOL.

mikethehamster
06-24-2009, 05:32 AM
was i the only one who thought the thread title was about her drive to win wimbledon. hahaha oh boy.

Jchurch
06-24-2009, 05:47 AM
Seriously? Do you have to eat everywhere you go?

Jchurch
06-24-2009, 05:48 AM
was i the only one who thought the thread title was about her drive to win wimbledon. hahaha oh boy.

Ha ha. I thought that at first. BOY WERE WE WRONG!

Underhand
06-24-2009, 05:48 AM
She seems to be quite clever and successful to solve this problem.

billnepill
06-24-2009, 05:53 AM
Don't mess with Serena when she is hungry.

SikSerb
06-24-2009, 05:54 AM
We might start seeing Serena eating hamburger amidst matches.

Underhand
06-24-2009, 05:56 AM
We might start seeing Serena eating hamburger amidst matches.

I'd like to see her munching on some beef jerkies and following it with a sixpack Bud on changeovers.

SikSerb
06-24-2009, 05:58 AM
I'd like to see her munching on some beef jerkies and following it with a sixpack Bud on changeovers.

Yeah you never know with her. She probably thinks she can win matches drunk.

jamesblakefan#1
06-24-2009, 06:01 AM
I was thinking she was well fed.

FedFan_2009
06-24-2009, 06:03 AM
Sure she's hungry -for another burger. :-|

Dr. Degauss
06-24-2009, 06:41 AM
She should get dispatched quickly - and that will make the time for the walk to nearest Skyline...

baseliner
06-24-2009, 07:20 AM
I (and Wimbledon I bet) don't care what Serena thinks. If she does not like the rule, pull out and don't play. Wimby sets their own rules and is free to do so.

grafrules
06-24-2009, 07:25 AM
Hey she is eating however she wants and still kicking everyones *** most of the time. Got to give her some credit for that. :)

zagor
06-24-2009, 07:33 AM
Yeah you never know with her. She probably thinks she can win matches drunk.

Actually she probably can do that in Wimbledon as long as she isn't facing Venus.

navratilovafan
06-24-2009, 07:38 AM
Serena can eat a buffet between all her matches if she chose and still kick around 95% of the current sad lot WTA tour.

quest01
06-24-2009, 07:43 AM
Thats a dumb rule she should be able to eat whatever she wants. What do you expect its at wimbledon with all the rules and customs that players have to follow.

SikSerb
06-24-2009, 07:44 AM
Actually she probably can do that in Wimbledon as long as she isn't facing Venus.

Probably lol. WTA these days is a joke.

rommil
06-24-2009, 07:48 AM
Serena then proceeded to eat the lady who will turn up in a local sewer sometime tomorrow.

sureshs
06-24-2009, 07:54 AM
Serena is angry at your jokes.

lambielspins
06-24-2009, 08:06 AM
Serena is angry at your jokes.

So what is she going to do. Sit on us.

sureshs
06-24-2009, 08:10 AM
She will get you in the shower

billnepill
06-24-2009, 08:15 AM
So what is she going to do. Sit on us.

She will cook you and serve you for dinner.

Underhand
06-24-2009, 10:18 AM
So what is she going to do. Sit on us.

Will force you to read the book about her. Serious torture I guess.

Bloodshed
06-24-2009, 11:14 AM
Actually she probably can do that in Wimbledon as long as she isn't facing Venus.

Even if she was drunk, before the match Venus would tell her that she would make her look good by choking on set points/match points.

Could you even imagine the speech once she wins the trophy while being drunk?

For the first time ever, an incohorent drunk cow won Wimbledon :)

Claudius
06-24-2009, 11:22 AM
Wow...I must say the the hostility toward Serena is unbelievable.

Serendipitous
06-24-2009, 12:32 PM
Serena is hungry for trans fats.

All-rounder
06-24-2009, 01:35 PM
I was was thinking for a sec the she was hungry for the wimbledon title I didn't actually think she was really hungry

Drop Shot 11
06-24-2009, 01:35 PM
Why would she eat there, she allready eats everywhere else...

TenniseaWilliams
06-24-2009, 01:48 PM
http://j.photos.cx/makeitstop-4b1.jpg

fedtastic
06-24-2009, 01:50 PM
When I read the title of this thread I literally ran for cover. She is in my hometown.

malakas
06-24-2009, 01:53 PM
hahaha this thread is funny :mrgreen:
I too thought hungry for the title.