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boojay
06-24-2009, 02:38 PM
Say Roge finds out Mirka's giving birth right in the middle of one of his matches and decides to forfeit in order to be with his wife and first child. Obviously, no one would blame him. In fact, I think the world would gain an even greater amount of respect for him--to put family first above all else.

Personally, I hope he plays through it, or at least, he and Mirka have discussed the matter and whoever the informant is, will let Fed know AFTER he's done his match, but imagine the headlines if he pulls out for the aforementioned reasons.

downthewall
06-24-2009, 02:43 PM
how old are you? 6?

EPaps
06-24-2009, 02:51 PM
What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?

Madhoshi22
06-24-2009, 02:52 PM
What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?

Nothing, they'll just name the kid Rafael.

S H O W S T O P P E R !
06-24-2009, 02:53 PM
What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?

WHILE eating strawberries and cream WHILE breathing WHILE someone is next to her?

FlamEnemY
06-24-2009, 02:53 PM
What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?

If he wins this match I'd crown him the 'mentally toughest player ever' without a shadow of doubt.

angharad
06-24-2009, 03:20 PM
What if Mirka had the child WHILE she was watching Federer AT Centre Court?

Then the kid would be getting a jumpstart on his career?

MajinX
06-24-2009, 03:22 PM
finishes the match with no more points lost so he can rush to the hospital obviously.

Rhino
06-24-2009, 03:22 PM
I thought she still had two months to go anyway.

ShooterMcMarco
06-24-2009, 03:24 PM
If Mirka's water broke at centre court, that means the grounds crew will have to roll out the tarp.

skip1969
06-24-2009, 03:25 PM
i just texted mirka. she says she categorically refuses to have the baby during the fortnight.

there . . . feel better?

Turning Pro
06-24-2009, 03:26 PM
It means they'll have to get a crane and airlift the endangered mammal out of the premises.

boojay
06-24-2009, 03:28 PM
finishes the match with no more points lost so he can rush to the hospital obviously.

best answer

FedFan_2009
06-24-2009, 03:35 PM
Thread fail!!!!

TBobLP
06-24-2009, 03:37 PM
i say if its during the final and he wins, they give him the trophy with the baby inside

GameSampras
06-24-2009, 03:40 PM
What a kid he/she will be.... A mixture of money grub and arrogance. Gotta love it.

I bet he/she will be the next Donald Trump or Anna Nicole Smith

TBobLP
06-24-2009, 03:46 PM
What a kid he/she will be.... A mixture of money grub and arrogance. Gotta love it.

I bet he/she will be the next Donald Trump or Anna Nicole Smith

looks like GameSampras is back...and still sour about Fed

wonderful

tennismsands
06-24-2009, 03:50 PM
i say if its during the final and he wins, they give him the trophy with the baby inside

LMAO!! If it was Rafa then he would probaly bite the baby instead of the trophy....

FedFan_2009
06-24-2009, 04:45 PM
What a kid he/she will be.... A mixture of money grub and arrogance. Gotta love it.

I bet he/she will be the next Donald Trump or Anna Nicole Smith

Still bitter about Sampy 0 Roland Garros titles?

Serendipitous
06-24-2009, 05:05 PM
Roger would make Radek Stepanek go with Mirka to the hospital.

timnz
06-24-2009, 05:07 PM
I think this is a legitimate thread. Because even if she doesn't have the baby during Wimbledon, then if she is due in around 2 months - then she could be having it during the US Open.

Either way it must be on Roger and Mirka's minds....ie the possibility of the baby coming during one his his tournaments.

Lion King
06-24-2009, 05:08 PM
Nothing, they'll just name the kid Rafael.

Best post so far!

FedFan_2009
06-24-2009, 05:09 PM
Roger would make Radek Stepanek go with Mirka to the hospital.

No, he'll have Steps stay behind and do "the worm" to keep the crowd entertained until he gets back to resume the match - the AELTC will suspend the match for King Fed.

FedFan_2009
06-24-2009, 05:09 PM
I think this is a legitimate thread. Because even if she doesn't have the baby during Wimbledon, then if she is due in around 2 months - then she could be having it during the US Open.

Either way it must be on Roger and Mirka's minds....ie the possibility of the baby coming during one his his tournaments.

Baby's coming in early August - inside sources.

Serendipitous
06-24-2009, 05:09 PM
No, he'll have Steps stay behind and do "the worm" to keep the crowd entertained until he gets back to resume the match - the AELTC will suspend the match for King Fed.

+1


Good one!

roysid
06-24-2009, 10:09 PM
Rumor is that baby is due on August.
Canada Masters: 10-16 August
Cincinnati: 17-23 August
Us Open: Starts on 31st August.

Fed would probably miss Canada/Cincinnati.

tennis_hand
06-24-2009, 11:45 PM
look. Fed planned his child's birthday to be in the same month as his, August.
maybe also Aug 8th.

ChanceEncounter
06-25-2009, 12:19 AM
look. Fed planned his child's birthday to be in the same month as his, August.
maybe also Aug 8th.
What an arrogant *******!

madmanfool
06-25-2009, 01:02 AM
What an arrogant *******!

Hey, carefull there. My dad did the same. Just missed by two days :)

ATXtennisaddict
06-25-2009, 06:09 AM
rofl @ responses

taffymoon
06-25-2009, 06:21 AM
Then they could name it Wimby.

mzzmuaa
06-25-2009, 06:52 AM
he can have the kid in america so it will help his chances of getting a green card and leeching off of our welfare system

FedFan_2009
06-25-2009, 07:01 AM
he can have the kid in america so it will help his chances of getting a green card and leeching off of our welfare system

+1

10 char minimum

Tempest344
06-25-2009, 07:05 AM
he'll ask Rafa to be mid wifehttp://www.mailintalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pickassnadal.jpg

tahiti
06-25-2009, 07:58 AM
Roger will ask Rafa to take care of Mirka and win Wimbledon.

mandy01
06-25-2009, 08:03 AM
Well,Roger will be with her but if its her wish that he plays he might to do so as well.She's already told him that whenever she's due , if he has tennis committments,he can join her later but Roger's saying he wants to be with her.

NamRanger
06-25-2009, 08:17 AM
he can have the kid in america so it will help his chances of getting a green card and leeching off of our welfare system


Yes because he obviously needs to do that.