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JennyS
08-10-2009, 09:02 AM
Some of these I've seen on message boards, a couple I made up. This is all in good fun:D

-Ana I-am-a-b*tch
-Elena Demented
-Novak Choke-a-b*tch (I call him that when he starts playing like crap)
-Jelena Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic (that's what I call her!)
-Justine Henin-Hard-*n (back when she was married)
-Venus Envy Williams
-Nicole Invite Us Ovah (my mom came up with that one)
-Andy Raw-d*ck
-Rafael No-duh
-Anna Pournikova
-Maria Shriekapova
-Man-Woman Carillo (my sister's nickname for her)
-Chucky (Martina Hingis)
-Fiona (Kim Clijsters)

Grass_for_cows
08-10-2009, 09:18 AM
Ooooh nice thread. I wonder which ones are what you made up though. Is it true that whenever Ana smacks a winner she pounds her chest and yells "Ima da b*tch!"? (actually might be preferable to that thing she does in real life.)

Some of these I've seen on message boards, a couple I made up. This is all in good fun:D

-Ana I-am-a-b*tch
-Elena Demented
-Novak Choke-a-b*tch (I call him that when he starts playing like crap)
-Jelena Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic (that's what I call her!)
-Justine Henin-Hard-*n (back when she was married)
-Venus Envy Williams
-Nicole Invite Us Ovah (my mom came up with that one)
-Andy Raw-d*ck
-Rafael No-duh
-Anna Pournikova
-Maria Shriekapova
-Man-Woman Carillo (my sister's nickname for her)
-Chucky (Martina Hingis)
-Fiona (Kim Clijsters)

JennyS
08-10-2009, 09:21 AM
I made up Shriekapova (although I know others have called her that), Novak Chokab*tch, Andy Raw-d*ck, Weird Jelena Jankovic, and Rafael Noduh.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-10-2009, 09:22 AM
Some of these I've seen on message boards, a couple I made up. This is all in good fun:D

-Ana I-am-a-b*tch
-Elena Demented
-Novak Choke-a-b*tch (I call him that when he starts playing like crap)
-Jelena Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic (that's what I call her!)
-Justine Henin-Hard-*n (back when she was married)
-Venus Envy Williams
-Nicole Invite Us Ovah (my mom came up with that one)
-Andy Raw-d*ck
-Rafael No-duh
-Anna Pournikova
-Maria Shriekapova
-Man-Woman Carillo (my sister's nickname for her)
-Chucky (Martina Hingis)
-Fiona (Kim Clijsters)

Jenny, you are a nasty girl (i assume u r a girl, in Sweden Jenny is a girlname)

JennyS
08-10-2009, 09:22 AM
Jenny, you are a nasty girl (i assume u r a girl, in Sweden Jenny is a girlname)

Yeah, I'm a girl! The internet sometimes brings out the bad girl in me:D

Terr
08-10-2009, 09:23 AM
Ana I-am-a-b*tch? Ahahahaha! That's great.

JennyS
08-10-2009, 09:24 AM
Ana I-am-a-b*tch? Ahahahaha! That's great.

I once saw that on the old WTA World message board:D

Lionheart392
08-10-2009, 09:26 AM
I remember the mean British press nicknamed Monica Seles 'Moanica', referring to her grunt :cry:

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-10-2009, 09:28 AM
Yeah, I'm a girl! The internet sometimes brings out the bad girl in me:D
Alright:)
Yeah, it can do that to you.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-10-2009, 09:28 AM
I remember the mean British press nicknamed Monica Seles 'Moanica', referring to her grunt :cry:
That one was rather clever:) Not to hard not to soft, a good one.

JennyS
08-10-2009, 10:00 AM
I remember the mean British press nicknamed Monica Seles 'Moanica', referring to her grunt :cry:

That is funny!

CCNM
08-10-2009, 10:12 AM
Somebody on Mauresmo's forum called Hingis Mrs. B***h

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-10-2009, 10:26 AM
Somebody on Mauresmo's forum called Hingis Mrs. B***h
Thats probably because at the AO 1999 Hingis said that she played a man when she played Mauresmo

Klatu Verata Necktie
08-10-2009, 10:54 AM
The funniest legitimate nickname I've heard in recent years is Juan Monaco's nickname imposed on him by his fellow countrymen . . . "Pico" ("Pico" means beak in Spanish).

I asked an Argentine buddy of mine why they would call him such a strange name and he explained that it's because he's got such a big nose. Ouch!

DarthMaul
08-10-2009, 11:04 AM
Joke-a-quitch
********

flyinghippos101
08-10-2009, 11:28 AM
uhh... these aren't that funny.

CCNM
08-10-2009, 12:45 PM
From another forum I hang out in:
Anna Chokevetadze
Gonnacheatzalez-after Fernando G's incident in the Blake match at the 08 Olympics
Novak *****ovic (from Fed's website)

JennyS
08-10-2009, 08:15 PM
From another forum I hang out in:
Anna Chokevetadze
Gonnacheatzalez-after Fernando G's incident in the Blake match at the 08 Olympics
Novak *****ovic (from Fed's website)

Those are great!

slicefox
08-10-2009, 08:55 PM
i love the andy raw-d!ck name

i bet he gets that everyday... look at his wife

diggler
08-11-2009, 02:14 AM
Anna Hornykova

Philippoussis had been called Flip, Poo and Scud.

Hewitt has been called Rusty and Balboa.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-11-2009, 04:07 AM
i love the andy raw-d!ck name

i bet he gets that everyday... look at his wife
Lol:twisted:
10 char

wyutani
08-11-2009, 04:12 AM
Nadal = Na-dull

jevonclyde
08-11-2009, 05:18 AM
Some of these I've seen on message boards, a couple I made up. This is all in good fun:D

-Ana I-am-a-b*tch
-Elena Demented
-Novak Choke-a-b*tch (I call him that when he starts playing like crap)
-Jelena Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic (that's what I call her!)
-Justine Henin-Hard-*n (back when she was married)
-Venus Envy Williams
-Nicole Invite Us Ovah (my mom came up with that one)
-Andy Raw-d*ck
-Rafael No-duh
-Anna Pournikova
-Maria Shriekapova
-Man-Woman Carillo (my sister's nickname for her)
-Chucky (Martina Hingis)
-Fiona (Kim Clijsters)

My Goodness Gracious...
(which also could be a nickname...)

AlpineCadet
08-17-2009, 05:17 PM
Chucky, ROFL.

Roger Federer's new nickname should be: Quentin Tarantino

TheMusicLover
08-17-2009, 05:38 PM
Crappydenko
Birdshit

ubermeyer
08-17-2009, 05:41 PM
The 15-0 issue of Tennis Magazine had a whole host of food-related nicknames. Unfortunately I lost it.

JennyS
08-17-2009, 08:07 PM
how about these for Michelle Larcher De Brito....

Michelle Louder and Brutal

or

Michelle Larcher De Screamo

JoshDragon
08-17-2009, 08:49 PM
Some of these I've seen on message boards, a couple I made up. This is all in good fun:D

-Ana I-am-a-b*tch
-Elena Demented
-Novak Choke-a-b*tch (I call him that when he starts playing like crap)
-Jelena Jock Itch
-Weird Jelena Jankovic (that's what I call her!)
-Justine Henin-Hard-*n (back when she was married)
-Venus Envy Williams
-Nicole Invite Us Ovah (my mom came up with that one)
-Andy Raw-d*ck
-Rafael No-duh
-Anna Pournikova
-Maria Shriekapova
-Man-Woman Carillo (my sister's nickname for her)
-Chucky (Martina Hingis)
-Fiona (Kim Clijsters)

Most of those aren't really that funny. I've heard Berdych called Birdshit before and even though it's really nasty, it's also kind of funny.

Surfie
08-17-2009, 10:49 PM
Potito Starace

Noveson
08-17-2009, 11:07 PM
The 15-0 issue of Tennis Magazine had a whole host of food-related nicknames. Unfortunately I lost it.

Andy Murry had a whole bunch on twitter. Most were pretty damn good.

Dark_Angel85
08-18-2009, 12:13 AM
When Roger Federer and Sampras came to Malaysia for their Clash of Times exhibition, the announcer announced:

"ROGERRRRRR FEED-DERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Alafter
08-18-2009, 12:22 AM
Amelie Machismo

And for no make up required:

Guy Forget

omgclayaiken
08-18-2009, 06:50 AM
Amelie Man-resmo
Juan martin Del-icious Pot-roast
potito starace (potatoe starch)

Gorecki
08-18-2009, 06:53 AM
how about these for Michelle Larcher De Brito....

Michelle Louder and Brutal

or

Michelle Larcher De Screamo


Roger Fedbag

or

Roger Cryariver

or even...

Choker Fedbager....

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-18-2009, 06:53 AM
Amelie Man-resmo
Juan martin Del-icious Pot-roast
potito starace (potatoe starch)
Lol, thats a great 1st post!
Welcome to the board

CCNM
08-18-2009, 10:34 AM
Some more from the forum I hang out in: Berdbrain (T. Berdych)
Fistpumpovic (A. Ivanovic)
Nalby (D. Nalbandian)

Fed's fans have some good (mean) ones:
R. Nadal-the famous a**(TFA), the Ogre
Toni Nadal-Uncle Foni, Tio Porky
Andy M-the potty-mouthed Scot (PMS), Muzz Bunny (my favorite)

I call Mary C Mary Snore-illo

AlpineCadet
08-18-2009, 02:32 PM
Roger Fedbag

or

Roger Cryariver

or even...

Choker Fedbager....

None of those even make sense!

JennyS
08-20-2009, 03:31 PM
some more....

-Jennifer Crappyatti (I was a fan btw!)
-Novak Choke-a-lot
-Bjorn Bore
-Pete SamprASS
-Dr. Ivo (I think Brad Gilbert came up with it)
-Manny Carillo

AlpineCadet
08-20-2009, 03:33 PM
Jo-Wilfried Chimi-tsonga?

JennyS
08-20-2009, 03:38 PM
Jo-Wilfried Chimi-tsonga?


Ooh I like that one!

I also like to sing "Come on pretty baby it's Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, I know you can't control yourself any longa....."

aptennis91
08-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Mauresmo = Bruno
Simon says (Gilbert went too far with this IMO)

JennyS
08-20-2009, 04:25 PM
Giraffe (the old WTA World nickname for Pam Shriver)
Lleyton Love Hewitt
Juan Martin Del Poultry

AlpineCadet
08-20-2009, 04:37 PM
You mean Juan Martin Del Ogre! (He sounds like one!)

TennisLover17
08-20-2009, 06:57 PM
Jose Avocado.

JennyS
09-01-2009, 05:45 PM
Vera Dush-bag-vina

fps
09-01-2009, 05:55 PM
I like Birdman for Berdych, precisely because it's so stupid.

"yeah he's called Birdman on tour"
"really, how come? does he keep birds?"
"no, but his first name is like, you know, bird."
silence.

JennyS
09-01-2009, 06:30 PM
Ernests Scared Stupid

ChuDat
09-01-2009, 07:05 PM
Sam Queer-E
Forehando Gonzalez/Verdasco(almost everyone should know this)

JennyS
09-03-2009, 07:11 PM
Melanie Oh Damn! (just ask Dementieva)
Ana I-lost-again-ovic