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JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 07:07 PM
That's right, you heard it here first. Sonic the hedgehog would dominate Roger. His super speed would allow him to run down all of Roger's shots and we all know how much Roger hates grinders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74hprlWcjY&NR=1

What do you think, theoretically would Sonic win if they played a match on grass?

himynameisNIKE
08-11-2009, 07:08 PM
i agree

he would destroy roger

jamesblakefan#1
08-11-2009, 07:11 PM
Is Mario Mario not in his prime anymore? Did the mushrooms and the knee injuries take him out of consideration?

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=277242&highlight=Mario

JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 07:17 PM
Is Mario Mario not in his prime anymore? Did the mushrooms and the knee injuries take him out of consideration?

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=277242&highlight=Mario

Yeah, Mario hit his prime back in the late 90s and it carried over until recently. But now that he has tendinitis in both knees, Sonic the hedgehog is starting to take over.

Lifted
08-11-2009, 08:39 PM
As soon as Sonic loses a step (or 3,000) he's toast. His serve is mediocre at best...sometimes I think he just rolls it in to get the point started. I mean, why bother with your serve if you can run down almost any return? He's really just resting on the talent he was born with and not willing to improve any other aspect of his game. Unbelievable! I'm warning everyone now, as soon as big hitters like Ivo Robotnik and the Hammer Bros realize that they can simply run around their backhands hit flat bombs down the center of the court, Sonic is done. I say one more Princess Peach Open and he's done winning majors.

JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 08:52 PM
As soon as Sonic loses a step (or 3,000) he's toast. His serve is mediocre at best...sometimes I think he just rolls it in to get the point started. I mean, why bother with your serve if you can run down almost any return? He's really just resting on the talent he was born with and not willing to improve any other aspect of his game. Unbelievable! I'm warning everyone now, as soon as big hitters like Ivo Robotnik and the Hammer Bros realize that they can simply run around their backhands hit flat bombs down the center of the court, Sonic is done. I say one more Princess Peach Open and he's done winning majors.

Yeah, he needs to improve other aspects of his game. I agree. But he's still very young just 18, so he's got time to improve.

Grass_for_cows
08-11-2009, 08:54 PM
wtf is sonic hedgehog?

Cantankersore
08-11-2009, 09:06 PM
Mario's overhead slam would destroy all opposition.

nfor304
08-11-2009, 09:11 PM
A younger Sega Mega Drive Sonic would destroy Roger. He was way faster than that back in the 90's. Sometimes he would run so fast his legs would just look like a blurry cyclone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDl-0B5U-g

Carsomyr
08-11-2009, 09:13 PM
That's right, you heard it here first. Sonic the hedgehog would dominate Roger. His super speed would allow him to run down all of Roger's shots and we all know how much Roger hates grinders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74hprlWcjY&NR=1

What do you think, theoretically would Sonic win if they played a match on grass?

That video is such garbage. Don't you remember this match? Sonic's lateral movement was obviously compromised by mono. There's no way other way to explain how a player like Shadow with no genius to his game can just hit crosscourt shots all day and still win. A healthy Sonic would have smoked that moonballing framer.

As soon as Sonic loses a step (or 3,000) he's toast. His serve is mediocre at best...sometimes I think he just rolls it in to get the point started. I mean, why bother with your serve if you can run down almost any return? He's really just resting on the talent he was born with and not willing to improve any other aspect of his game. Unbelievable! I'm warning everyone now, as soon as big hitters like Ivo Robotnik and the Hammer Bros realize that they can simply run around their backhands hit flat bombs down the center of the court, Sonic is done. I say one more Princess Peach Open and he's done winning majors.

Are you kidding me? Every time Sonic goes through a little dry spell, everyone starts writing him off. A couple of years ago, as columnists began publishing their obituaries as he hadn't won a major in two years, Sonic responded with one of his finest seasons, winning both the Mushroom Cup and Peach Open, regarded as the hardest double on the circuit (and one which Mario never completed, Mariotards :roll: ) as well as five other titles. Yeah, the lack of an Emerald Open title is a gaping hole in his resume, but it seems he may have a chance this year, as Shadow pulled out of the tournament with an injury (which is BS - he just doesn't want to face Sonic after that embarrassing Tails Classic defeat) and Mario is too old and fat to compete with the top of the game anymore.

JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 09:35 PM
I think Sonic is still plenty fast. He out-ran a truck in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCs42XSwI-c

JeMar
08-11-2009, 09:37 PM
Sorry, but Peach was the best in all the tennis games. She was the Federer of cartoony tennis games.

CanadianChic
08-11-2009, 09:50 PM
How much longer until school begins?

Carsomyr
08-11-2009, 09:53 PM
How much longer until school begins?

A week after the Fire Flower Championships for me. And I'm going to miss it because I won't have Internet in my dorm for the first month. :(

FedFan_2009
08-11-2009, 10:10 PM
How long until Sonic got tendinitis?

dincuss
08-11-2009, 10:13 PM
He so fast he can rally with himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqhByarKRM

:D:D:D:D

yung goon
08-11-2009, 10:13 PM
Dr. Eggman FTW

Carsomyr
08-11-2009, 10:18 PM
He so fast he can rally with himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqhByarKRM

:D:D:D:D

And speak flawless German. Sonic really is a cultured hedgehog.

JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 10:23 PM
How long until Sonic got tendinitis?

Lol. Why? Are you worried about him breaking Federer's 15 major record?

Toxicmilk
08-11-2009, 10:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_yukgF0CWU

shy guy is definately underrated on the TW forums. his h2h against sonic mario AND bowser is incredible.

ChanceEncounter
08-11-2009, 10:46 PM
DK Jr = best character of Mario Tennis.

But yes, Sonic would destroy Federer.

JoshDragon
08-11-2009, 10:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_yukgF0CWU

shy guy is definately underrated on the TW forums. his h2h against sonic mario AND bowser is incredible.

First of all, Sonic was not in his prime in 2000. Secondly, shy guy would have been destroyed on a slower surface. It was a pretty big upset but I still think that Shy Guy was lucky to win that match.

Andres
08-11-2009, 10:53 PM
He so fast he can rally with himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqhByarKRM

:D:D
Classic Eastern forehand and One handed backhand. I like him :)

Toxicmilk
08-11-2009, 11:13 PM
First of all, Sonic was not in his prime in 2000. Secondly, shy guy would have been destroyed on a slower surface. It was a pretty big upset but I still think that Shy Guy was lucky to win that match.

Shy Guy had been through hell to get to that final. He was nearly "swallowed" in his match against yoshi. He fended off mario's "fireball" like serves, even kept his cool when mario jumped on his head. He then nearly broke his hip tripping over banana peels left on the ground on change over by DK. Sonic had an easy draw all the way through, meeting a koopa, mushroom, and magikarp (pokemonwtf?).

Shy Guy>Mario.

Mansewerz
08-11-2009, 11:24 PM
Sonic is like what, 4'3"? He would have absolutely no power behind his shots.

Federer would own him like he owns Hewitt.

Terr
08-11-2009, 11:31 PM
I say Super Secret Secret Squirrel FTW.

nfor304
08-12-2009, 12:24 AM
Sonic is like what, 4'3"? He would have absolutely no power behind his shots.

Federer would own him like he owns Hewitt.

I dont think you realize just how fast Sonic is. Can Hewitt rally with himself? No matter how fast Hewitt runs, I can still see each of his legs clearly. Sonic however...

Dilettante
08-12-2009, 12:58 AM
That Shadow only played mindless bashing there. Anyone could have won.

By the way, Sonic is an overrated arrogant jerk.


PS: Shadow should retire.

Zeppy
08-12-2009, 01:16 AM
I just think he's talented. Fast yes, but I don't think he has the talent Federer has.

Toxicmilk
08-12-2009, 01:17 AM
That Shadow only played mindless bashing there. Anyone could have won.

By the way, Sonic is an overrated arrogant jerk.


PS: Shadow should retire.

You're obviously a troll who hates Sonic and Shadow's dominance over the tennis world. Probably some nostalgic mario-****

Carsomyr
08-12-2009, 01:28 AM
You're obviously a troll who hates Sonic and Shadow's dominance over the tennis world. Probably some nostalgic mario-****

I hate Mario-*****.

CountryHillbilly
08-12-2009, 01:34 AM
I hate Mario-*****.

Doesn't Fed's dad look like Mario?

Commando Tennis Shorts
08-12-2009, 01:38 AM
Sonic doesn't have near the penetrating forehand to pull this off, and while his one-handed backhand is pretty decent (maybe a smidge better than Federbear's), Sonic uses a 102 in. racquet (Pure Storm MP---the yellow one), and as everyone here knows, you're a loser if you use a MP racquet. Mayyyybe if Sonic went down to a 90 or 93 in. racquet (think either the K90, Redondo, or Presige Mid), he could have a little more control, but everyone knows Sonic is just a no-slam wonder with just good movement. I mean, without good movement he'd be nothing. He's also pretty arrogant on the court, always running to the other side of the court on changeovers, but that arrogancy would come to an end against Federer's godlikeness (wow, I can't believe spell check didn't pick that up) or Nadal's superior game. You know, Sonic actually reminds me of Safin/Nalbandian/Hewitt/Rios.etc in that he's always had the talent, but can't put it together into a consistent performance. He's young, though---younger than 20---I like for him to become the GOAT after Federer leaves. I mean, what if Sonic hadn't come along during the dominance of Nadal and Federer? He'd definitely have more Slams by now. Let's be honest, Laver wouldn't have a chance.



By the way, does anyone know what headband Sonic uses. It looks pretty cool. I was thinking of getting one myself.

And who was that attractive young lady in his box in his loss to Roddick (that Roddick was of course very lucky to win, as he has no game and is only a big serve)?


Did I miss anything?

Dilettante
08-12-2009, 03:15 AM
You're obviously a troll who hates Sonic and Shadow's dominance over the tennis world. Probably some nostalgic mario-****

Get over it: serve-and-mushroomjump-volley was the real tennis. Don't make me laugh about your baselinebasher Sonic boy: look at his game, it's so physical that he will have a ten minutes long prime. Mario was pure talent, but Sonic is just about running from side to side.

You don't know anything about post-Pong era tennis: one single Donkey Kong barrel serve would destroy your whole field of today's mediocre pixelcourt specialists. Donkey Kong for GOAT!

Anyway, Pong was THE tennis game. No ball bouncing, no antics, no crybabys, no racquet smashing, no headcases, no moonballing ... just pure and masculine flat groundstrokes to the angles!

Ban Toxicmilk NOW!!!

maximo
08-12-2009, 03:18 AM
Nadal's more like Sonic, he never gives up. ;)

vive le beau jeu !
08-12-2009, 03:49 AM
can sonic use one of those during the match ?...
http://www.soniczone0.com/games/sonic2/gameplay/s2-gameplay-itemsimg6.png

vndesu
08-12-2009, 03:52 AM
if sonic could own wouldnt chuck norris dominate?

Andres
08-12-2009, 04:34 AM
What would happened if Sonic finds the 7 chaos esmeralds and 50 rings?

Who would stop Super Sonic from winning 4 slams and 9 master series a year?

Carsomyr
08-12-2009, 07:10 AM
Who would stop Super Sonic from winning 4 slams and 9 master series a year?

The administrative body of the tour for positive emerald tests. He shouldn't even try, although admittedly, there is increasingly substantial proof that he has used HGH (Hedgehog Growth Hormone) and/or emerald stimulants.

Carsomyr
08-12-2009, 07:11 AM
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<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 07:21 AM
these mariotards who claim mario owns sonic have obvioulsy never seen sonic play live. sonic live is a beast, absolutely no comparison to mario. ive heard mario might be on performance enchancing drugs anyway? this could put a serious blight in marios resume! i mean with mario out of the picture can we realistically see anyone APART from sonic dominating the tour and becoming undisputed GOAT? i think not. and anyone who thinks sonics calender slam last year was a fluke, let me ask you this....was it sonics fault that mario was out injured in 3 out of the 4 grand slams? i think not!anyone who saw the USO live when sonic edged mario for the win knew sonic completely derserved that slam and that mario was NOT underperforming due to his return from injury....all i can say is, the next year or so is going to be one heck of a ride, expect sonic to be firing on all cylinders, mariotards better watch out!

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 07:24 AM
Mario is still in his prime. He's just in outer space currently.

Mario would totally crush Nadal given his ability to jump high and return all of Nadal's top spin forehands to his backhand as clear winners.

<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 07:26 AM
Mario is still in his prime. He's just in outer space currently.

Mario would totally crush Nadal given his ability to jump high and return all of Nadal's top spin forehands to his backhand as clear winners.

yeah, and mariotards claim mario was NOT in his pirme in the USO final. pathetic:roll:

Lifted
08-12-2009, 07:31 AM
What would happened if Sonic finds the 7 chaos esmeralds and 50 rings?

Who would stop Super Sonic from winning 4 slams and 9 master series a year?

Super Knuckles has a helluva backhand and regularly serves 140+. He can hit all the spots but is prone to walkabouts.

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs29/300W/f/2008/059/4/8/Super_Knuckles_by_Kryptid.jpg

The administrative body of the tour for positive emerald tests. He shouldn't even try, although admittedly, there is increasingly substantial proof that he has used HGH (Hedgehog Growth Hormone) and/or emerald stimulants.

Well, I knew it. That's why he's so comfortable relying on his speed...he's juiced! Sonic is done, IMO.

Andres
08-12-2009, 07:31 AM
ive heard mario might be on performance enchancing drugs anyway?
We have all seen him eating mushrooms. Can't believe the tour hasn't realized it yet.

Terr
08-12-2009, 07:33 AM
if sonic could own wouldnt chuck norris dominate?

If Chuck Norris dominates, Bruce Lee PWNS all.

<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 07:34 AM
Well, I knew it. That's why he's so comfortable relying on his speed...he's juiced! Sonic is done, IMO.typical mariotard.....and knuckles has nothing on sonic.......whens he winning his first GS?

<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 07:39 AM
We have all seen him eating mushrooms. Can't believe the tour hasn't realized it yet.how much longer are they going to let him keep getting away with this garbage?? ive been saying for years theres more to those mushrooms than meets the eye..of course mariotards will brush this off with the fact that he was only eating them to help him recover from injury....but its pure BS if you ask me..:shock:

Lionheart392
08-12-2009, 07:47 AM
Let's face it, Sonic used to be awesome but he's well past his prime now. Just like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro, these once great platforming heroes are now producing crappy games with many, many unforced errors. I don't see it happening.

Andres
08-12-2009, 07:47 AM
how much longer are they going to let him keep getting away with this garbage?? ive been saying for years theres more to those mushrooms than meets the eye..of course mariotards will brush this off with the fact that he was only eating them to help him recover from injury....but its pure BS if you ask me..:shock:
Injury my *****!!! After the mushrooms, he was leaping like 3 times his own height, and spitting fire, for pete's sake!!!

<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Injury my *****!!! After the mushrooms, he was leaping like 3 times his own height, and spitting fire, for pete's sake!!!and apparently mario was just playing well......:roll: ....these ***** that say the mushrooms don't help his game are very obviously deluded

Rippy
08-12-2009, 09:23 AM
Dr. Eggman FTW

Dr Robotnik, I think you mean. :)

Eggman just doesn't sound as good... :p

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 09:34 AM
That's right, you heard it here first. Sonic the hedgehog would dominate Roger. His super speed would allow him to run down all of Roger's shots and we all know how much Roger hates grinders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74hprlWcjY&NR=1

What do you think, theoretically would Sonic win if they played a match on grass?
Lol, really cool thread.
What a court! And the surroundings and atmosphere feels great:)

Toxicmilk
08-12-2009, 10:42 AM
I blame Sonic's decline on this she-*****. Eats all his food and now wants all his attention finding HER emeralds and golden rings.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/AmyUnleashed.png

btw. mario and his forehand which is like a bicep curl and slice like rice would never be able to compete in today's game.

Cyan
08-12-2009, 10:46 AM
Definetely.

dincuss
08-12-2009, 10:49 AM
I beileve if Wario was more mentally fit he'd be a GOAT.
We all know hes as tennis talented as Mario.


:D:D

All-rounder
08-12-2009, 10:58 AM
Sonic is not in his prime he has lost a step lol :)

VivalaVida
08-12-2009, 10:59 AM
Sonic is a beast. He would own everyone. Nadal's knee cancer would have metastasized throughout his whole leg had Sonic been his rival.

dincuss
08-12-2009, 11:05 AM
What about Megaman? hes new in the top ten, and has a mean forehand and serve.

Anyways Spyro hates Mario because he broke his GS record.

RCizzle65
08-12-2009, 11:10 AM
Your all forgetting about Mario's achievements in doubles with Luigi, Spyro may have the most grand slams, but if we include doubles, Mario trumps all in consistency in singles and doubles.

Toxicmilk
08-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Your all forgetting about Mario's achievements in doubles with Luigi, Spyro may have the most grand slams, but if we include doubles, Mario trumps all in consistency in singles and doubles.

They are old news. Megaman and Zero have dethroned them ages ago. Their attacking style is just too much for any other pair.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_88EGbyaxGBU/SWq_cpgiXQI/AAAAAAAAAPE/209OCBKmQJM/s400/Cover_Mx5.jpg

Andres
08-12-2009, 11:38 AM
Sonic is not in his prime he has lost a step lol :)
He's still 3,640 steps faster than anyone else :D

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 11:39 AM
I thought Mega Man's sport was soccer.:-?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghVv0Dxb6Tc

Btw, it would be hilarious if Roger Federer, were to strike poses like Shadow does in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74hprlWcjY&NR=1

ChanceEncounter
08-12-2009, 11:51 AM
Pfft, Mario can't be the GOAT. He has a losing H2H record against Bowser.

Baby Mario on the other hand, watch out for him. He can be the GOAT in 20 years.

Lifted
08-12-2009, 01:12 PM
how much longer are they going to let him keep getting away with this garbage?? ive been saying for years theres more to those mushrooms than meets the eye..of course mariotards will brush this off with the fact that he was only eating them to help him recover from injury....but its pure BS if you ask me..:shock:

LOL. Please, everyone knows those are supplements. Maybe you should ask why Sonic can run around so much during a match and not even break a sweat. If he's not doping, I don't know the meaning of the term. :roll:

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 01:14 PM
Pfft, Mario can't be the GOAT. He has a losing H2H record against Bowser.

Baby Mario on the other hand, watch out for him. He can be the GOAT in 20 years.

Mario doesn't have a losing record to Bowser. He's like 100-0 over him.

However, he has a losing record versus Link (from Zelda). Link is officialy the GOAT.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/link/link.jpg

Edit: Heck, Link destroyed Ganondorf hitting beam-like tennis shots with his sword (no joke).

Link has also won the TMC more times than anyone, hence he received the ultimate reward - the Masters Sword.

Link is also both a righty and a lefty (depends on which game ;-))

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 01:17 PM
Let's face it, Sonic used to be awesome but he's well past his prime now. Just like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro, these once great platforming heroes are now producing crappy games with many, many unforced errors. I don't see it happening.

That is why Mario is greater than all of them. Sonic, Spyro, Crash, they all had short lived primes, yet Mario is still at his peak. Sonic may be faster, but Mario can jump higher. What would Sonic do against Nadal's high top spin FHs to his BH? Huh?:confused:

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Mario AND Sonic are Fed-*****! Im telling you!

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Mario AND Sonic are Fed-*****! Im telling you!

Mario is a bad matchup for Federer.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Mario is a bad matchup for Federer.
Yeah,BUT if his era wasnt as tough he might be considered the GOAT

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 02:09 PM
Baby Mario is not a future GOAT. He is simply a net rusher with a big serve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1T8ZEO64s

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:11 PM
Baby Mario is not a future GOAT. He is simply a net rusher with a big serve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1T8ZEO64s
Yeah he surely is overrated wouldnt u agree!?:)

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 02:15 PM
Baby Mario has a winning record against Myla Rose Federer however, and he's not reached his peak yet.

RCizzle65
08-12-2009, 02:16 PM
They are old news. Megaman and Zero have dethroned them ages ago. Their attacking style is just too much for any other pair.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_88EGbyaxGBU/SWq_cpgiXQI/AAAAAAAAAPE/209OCBKmQJM/s400/Cover_Mx5.jpg

I'm saying overall, in singles they haven't done much, but Mario has made great achievements on both single AND doubles.

BreakPoint
08-12-2009, 02:20 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:

flyinghippos101
08-12-2009, 02:20 PM
Why are you guys comparing eras? Mario's era was definately harder than Sonic's. Deeper fields and more diverse personalities of the old days beat senseless ball-bashing anyday. Seriously, who is there to contest Sonic at the moment? The fat guy in the flying saucer? And just saying that Sonic being so dominant is the reason for all his wins is a cop out. Mario's era had the likes of Bowser, Luigi and freaking Toad, all of whom had the capabilities to match Mario and atleast present something worth watching. The only player worth mentioning in Sonic's era was a old, worn out Toad who was on the verge of retiring, and even then still took Sonic to five sets. Open your eyes so you can see how weak today's field is compared to the 90's! But segatards dominate this thread, why am I not surprised.

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 02:22 PM
Samus Aran is of course the GOAT of WTA.

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 02:22 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:

I'm trying to be serious. God against Federer? That's just ridiculous.

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 02:22 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:

Is god a video game character? :confused::confused:

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:22 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:
Nah, God is a choker! A mental midget! And he played in a weak era!:)

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 02:25 PM
I didn't even know God played tennis. How many titles does he have?

TheFifthSet
08-12-2009, 02:26 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:

Could God create a Federer even he could not beat?

flyinghippos101
08-12-2009, 02:26 PM
How about God? Would God own Federer? I'm not so sure. I think it would be a close match but God may just edge out Federer 25-23 in the 5th set. :shock:

God seems rusty this year, I'm betting my money on Lao Tzu against Federer

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:26 PM
I didn't even know God played tennis. How many titles does he have?
Id say around 10 slams, noone in Wimby hough, he doesnt like the weather there

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 02:28 PM
I didn't even know God played tennis. How many titles does he have?

He won 20 MS titles but didn't have much luck at the slams. Only 3. All of them are AO.

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 02:32 PM
Oh wait. I just figured out the greatest player of all time. It's Kirby.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/kirby/kirby.jpg

If Kirby played Roger, he would just suck up Nadal (or any grinder) and copy his power. Then Kirby could beat Federer, because he would have Rafa's speed, strength, and fitness.

No one beats Kirby.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:32 PM
He won 20 MS titles but didn't have much luck at the slams. Only 3. All of them are AO.
Lol, ur imagination is even better than mine:)

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:34 PM
But on the other hand, Fed IS God, Nadal is Jesus and Murray is Moses! "Let my 2nd serve gooo" ! Sorry,just had to.

NamRanger
08-12-2009, 02:35 PM
Yoshi would so win if he wasn't so mentally weak. He beat Mario and Sonic on the biggest stages.



http://yoshi.2yr.net/pics/mario-power-tennis-yoshi.jpg

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 02:36 PM
But on the other hand, Fed IS God, Nadal is Jesus and Murray is Moses! "Let my 2nd serve gooo" ! Sorry,just had to.

Nadal is Fed's son?!:-? Oh I see. So that's why they both wear bandanas, it's a genetic thing.

TheMagicianOfPrecision
08-12-2009, 02:37 PM
Nadal is Fed's son?!:-? Oh I see. So that's why they both wear bandanas, it's a genetic thing.
Yes! Jesus (Nadal) biggest rolemodel is God (Fed)...and Moses (Murray) is not that V.I.P

Tempyst
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
No, no, no. While Sonic has been impressive in his era, you people forget that today's game wouldn't be the same without this:



http://books.hanshi.com/War.jpg

I'm sorry, but this man CREATED the modern game.

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 03:30 PM
Oh wait. I just figured out the greatest player of all time. It's Kirby.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/kirby/kirby.jpg

If Kirby played Roger, he would just suck up Nadal (or any grinder) and copy his power. Then Kirby could beat Federer, because he would have Rafa's speed, strength, and fitness.

No one beats Kirby.

Link > Kirby. Link is the undisputed GOAT.

P_Agony
08-12-2009, 03:32 PM
Yoshi would so win if he wasn't so mentally weak. He beat Mario and Sonic on the biggest stages.



http://yoshi.2yr.net/pics/mario-power-tennis-yoshi.jpg

Yoshi is not even a top 10 player IMO. I've seen Pikachu, Ness, and even Solid Snake beat him in straight sets. He needs to lose some weight, his fitness is questionable.

Lifted
08-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Could God create a Federer even he could not beat?

Mind......................has been blown.

VivalaVida
08-12-2009, 03:37 PM
Guys, Donkey Kong is clearly the GOAT. He played in the toughest era. He would have beaten anyone today by throwing barrels at them and finishing of points by slam dunk overheads.

dincuss
08-12-2009, 04:02 PM
Oh wait. I just figured out the greatest player of all time. It's Kirby.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/kirby/kirby.jpg

If Kirby played Roger, he would just suck up Nadal (or any grinder) and copy his power. Then Kirby could beat Federer, because he would have Rafa's speed, strength, and fitness.

No one beats Kirby.

Kirby played in a weak era, He cant play with todays power hitters.

<3tennis!!!
08-12-2009, 04:09 PM
Samus Aran is of course the GOAT of WTA.Dora the Explorer is IMO undisputed GOAT of WTA. You really can't argue with the stats...YES she does have a bad h2h against Samus, but you simply won't see that sort of dominance anywhere in the near future if you ask me...plus she issss way past her prime...obviously leading to the bad h2h with Samus..:(

BreakPoint
08-12-2009, 04:13 PM
I'm trying to be serious. God against Federer? That's just ridiculous.
You are? With a thread about Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Federer? :-?

RoddickAce
08-12-2009, 04:29 PM
He so fast he can rally with himself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqhByarKRM

:D:D:D:D

Sonic is sponsored by Babolat I see xD, pause at 0:34.

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 04:34 PM
Sonic is sponsored by Babolat I see xD, pause at 0:34.

Babolat knows, gold when they see it: Roddick, Nadal, Sonic.

nfor304
08-12-2009, 07:12 PM
Come on guys this thread is about Sonic Vs Roger. Lets not turn this into yet another mario is GOAT flame war. Way too many of those lately

JoshDragon
08-12-2009, 08:29 PM
Come on guys this thread is about Sonic Vs Roger. Lets not turn this into yet another mario is GOAT flame war. Way too many of those lately

If you don't like it and don't have a sense of humor, then don't feel obligated to post here. XP

Toxicmilk
08-12-2009, 09:02 PM
No, no, no. While Sonic has been impressive in his era, you people forget that today's game wouldn't be the same without this:



http://books.hanshi.com/War.jpg

I'm sorry, but this man CREATED the modern game.

Pssh. Back in the day he was OWNED 0-over 9000 by..the one and only...poor match up i admit. But xu zhu hit such a heavy ball. he was the greatest of his era.
http://kongming.net/dw6/i/characters/xuzhu-800.jpg

dincuss
08-12-2009, 09:21 PM
If you don't like it and don't have a sense of humor, then don't feel obligated to post here. XP

He was actually mocking some poster on TT with that

I found it rather funny.

Psyballa
08-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Guys, let's not derail ourselves from the thread. Let's face it, Sonic could DEFINITELY take a match off of Federer. I mean look at it this way: Who cares which era either player comes from? It is the now and here that matters.

Dilettante
08-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Guybrush Threepwood was a headcase but talentwise he's the greatest ever.

But, contrary to Agassy, his outfits became worst and worst:

http://ddario.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/guybrush_threepwood.jpg

No, no, no. While Sonic has been impressive in his era, you people forget that today's game wouldn't be the same without this:



http://books.hanshi.com/War.jpg

I'm sorry, but this man CREATED the modern game.

Wow, didn't know about this videogame yet, I HAVE TO GET IT.

Commando Tennis Shorts
08-13-2009, 02:46 AM
http://kongming.net/dw6/i/characters/xuzhu-800.jpg

What does Nalbandian have to do with this thread? :)

Andres
08-13-2009, 05:05 AM
You are? With a thread about Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Federer? :-?
Killjoy. Heretic killjoy

:mrgreen:

Toxicmilk
08-13-2009, 07:08 AM
What does Nalbandian have to do with this thread? :)

LOL, hey don't be dissing the bigger guys. We've seen plenty of them do some damage on the tour, Dr. Robotnic, Bowser, et cetera.

JoshDragon
08-13-2009, 08:16 AM
What does Nalbandian have to do with this thread? :)

Nalbandian? He looks more like Verdasco.

JoshDragon
08-31-2009, 12:58 PM
Too bad this match will never happen.:(

danb
08-31-2009, 01:10 PM
That's right, you heard it here first. Sonic the hedgehog would dominate Roger. His super speed would allow him to run down all of Roger's shots and we all know how much Roger hates grinders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74hprlWcjY&NR=1

What do you think, theoretically would Sonic win if they played a match on grass?

I am so glad you found another guy who could beat Fed; we love competition :twisted::twisted::twisted:
Now hopefully we will see some fights instead of the standard "bend over" (everybody else than Rafa) in the ATP

Ballinbob
08-31-2009, 01:36 PM
double post

Ballinbob
08-31-2009, 01:39 PM
Did anyone hear the news?? Mario got tested positive for shrooms, and has received a 2 year ban!

However Mario is appealing. He states that the shrooms got into his system when he was making out with Toad. I couldn't believe it at first, but since Toad is a mushroom I guess it's possible.

So not only is Mario gay, but he might also be a stoner! I hope the ATP lets mario off easy on this one, it would cool to have a homosexual stoner on tour.

It would make the tour...more...diverse;-);-)

JoshDragon
08-31-2009, 02:01 PM
Did anyone hear the news?? Mario got tested positive for shrooms, and has received a 2 year ban!

However Mario is appealing. He states that the shrooms got into his system when he was making out with Toad. I couldn't believe it at first, but since Toad is a mushroom I guess it's possible.

So not only is Mario gay, but he might also be a stoner! I hope the ATP lets mario off easy on this one, it would cool to have a homosexual stoner on tour.

It would make the tour...more...diverse;-);-)

I thought Luigi was the one who was gay.:shock:

gpt
08-31-2009, 04:33 PM
http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv210/gpt25963/180px-*****nnis.png
SHY GUY

Has the game to be the GOAT.
He just needs a clothing sponsorship that is more comfortable.

kishnabe
08-31-2009, 08:26 PM
Sonic has speed but no form. Plus with the speed sonicgot he has no good brakes. Also if he uses his speed, the power ge generates will be imense but the ball will go out. So no Sonic would lose unless you are playing Sega Stars tennis. Roger has speed but BALANCE!!

MEAC_ALLAMERICAN
08-31-2009, 08:29 PM
Idiotic, he would win on foot speed, but in real life has anybody ever seen anything as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog?

JoshDragon
08-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Sonic has speed but no form. Plus with the speed sonicgot he has no good brakes. Also if he uses his speed, the power ge generates will be imense but the ball will go out. So no Sonic would lose unless you are playing Sega Stars tennis. Roger has speed but BALANCE!!

Well, there's no reason Sonic, would have to use all of his speed. Just enough to run down Roger's shots.