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callen3615
09-09-2009, 09:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

samej07
09-09-2009, 10:58 AM
hahahaha awesome!

SethIMcClaine
09-09-2009, 12:47 PM
Ha, Smack!

TonyB
09-09-2009, 01:26 PM
Best movie quote ever:

"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air!"


Name the movie.

callen3615
09-09-2009, 01:28 PM
No clue.....

SethIMcClaine
09-09-2009, 01:39 PM
Best movie quote ever:

"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air!"


Name the movie.
At first I was thinking it was something that Brianna Banks starred in
Requiem for a Dream

TonyB
09-09-2009, 01:58 PM
At first I was thinking it was something that Brianna Banks starred in
Requiem for a Dream



Did you have to look that up, or did you remember it from watching the movie?

Either way, it's correct.

One of the best movies of all time. Very disturbing, but equally compelling and deep.

kimbahpnam
09-09-2009, 02:00 PM
Did you have to look that up, or did you remember it from watching the movie?

Either way, it's correct.

One of the best movies of all time. Very disturbing, but equally compelling and deep.

what was the context of the line?

Mr. Blond
09-09-2009, 02:06 PM
Did you have to look that up, or did you remember it from watching the movie?

Either way, it's correct.

One of the best movies of all time. Very disturbing, but equally compelling and deep.

yeah, great flick! makes you wanna shower after watching it, but a great movie none the less.

I think we should show it in all middle schools to keep kids off the hooch!

Mr. Blond
09-09-2009, 02:07 PM
what was the context of the line?

Scene in which a young woman is visiting a man who is basically paying her to perform sexual acts. He pulls out his unit and she just looks at it.....so he says that line.

kimbahpnam
09-09-2009, 02:09 PM
Scene in which a young woman is visiting a man who is basically paying her to perform sexual acts. He pulls out his unit and she just looks at it.....so he says that line.

well it looks like i'll be heading to Blockbuster tonight! :wink:

jmverdugo
09-09-2009, 02:34 PM
^^ be careful, it is a very VERY hard movie, very good too, it is nor even about sex just for you to know.

TonyB
09-09-2009, 03:21 PM
It's a SERIOUSLY harsh movie. Don't believe for a minute that it's easy to watch or that it's all fun-n-games.

But it's an incredible piece of cinematic genius. Incredible film.

jmnk
09-09-2009, 04:14 PM
agreed. Possibly one of the most depressing movies ever. Not a single feel-good story in it.

Kick Serve 14
09-09-2009, 04:29 PM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Best... Line... Ever!

callen3615
09-09-2009, 04:47 PM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Best... Line... Ever!

Bahahahahahaha!

kimbahpnam
09-09-2009, 04:52 PM
i feel pulp fiction had some great one liners

zacinnc78
09-09-2009, 05:25 PM
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zacinnc78
09-09-2009, 05:25 PM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Best... Line... Ever!
THIRDED!!!

Duzza
09-09-2009, 05:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq930cO4JY&feature=related

007
09-10-2009, 04:28 AM
"You think you're big time? You think you're big time? You're gonna F&#$@*G die big time!"......Pacino in Donnie Brasco.

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 01:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq930cO4JY&feature=related

btw this is the kooler remix version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKeobbfy79M&NR=1&feature=fvwp

it may sound kinda stupid, but my fav movie one liner is:
"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whats gonna come out of it" :)

mtommer
11-06-2009, 01:43 PM
I like this one...

"Spider pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. LOOOOKKKK OOOUUUUTTTT here comes the Spider pig."

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 01:48 PM
...."you talkin' to me???"

Venetian
11-06-2009, 01:50 PM
It's A Trap!

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 01:58 PM
Say Hello to my Little Friend!

borg number one
11-06-2009, 01:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLemLlBloY

The Godfather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbEVhaOWJnA

Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy Being Very "Intimidating"

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 01:59 PM
bunch of "slack-jawed f a g g o t s"!

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 02:02 PM
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning" :)

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 02:16 PM
"i know what you are thinking, punk"


can anyone name theze moviez?

viduka0101
11-06-2009, 02:33 PM
"i know what you are thinking, punk"


can anyone name theze moviez?

Al Pacino in Raging Bull?

viduka0101
11-06-2009, 02:34 PM
''I am serious.And don't call me Shirley!''

hollywood9826
11-06-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq930cO4JY&feature=related

I liked this one little better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BsFfr4WvYA&feature=related

Clay Davis was the man. Its sad that shows over. But most of these wire folks are poppin up in shows and movies all over the place.

tricky
11-06-2009, 02:48 PM
Gimme back my son!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGNW5ltWowA

The Departed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLnDjoQISAM

ipitythefool
11-06-2009, 02:49 PM
Al Pacino in Raging Bull?

dirty harry

Slayer_of_Kings
11-06-2009, 02:56 PM
http://cdn.entertonement.com/image/000/001/691/1691/large.jpg

In 'The Good The Bad and The ugly'. At the circular cemetary in the desert, Clint Eastwood (as Blondie) standing over Tuco (Eli Wallach), who is in a grave hole with a shovel, calmly says:

'You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.'

Kobble
11-06-2009, 04:11 PM
"Get off my lawn." - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0

DNShade
11-06-2009, 04:49 PM
"You think you're big time? You think you're big time? You're gonna F&#$@*G die big time!"......Pacino in Donnie Brasco.

Actually that's from Carlito's Way not Donnie Brasco....

LuckyR
11-06-2009, 05:59 PM
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning" :)

... it smells like... Victory!.

Apacolypse Now

LuckyR
11-06-2009, 06:00 PM
"i know what you are thinking, punk"


can anyone name theze moviez?

well do ya?... PUNK!

Z-Man
11-06-2009, 06:45 PM
It's a madhouse, a MADHOUSE!

Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.

Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

What will he find out there, Doctor? His destiny.

Damn you all to hell!

pmata814
11-07-2009, 09:18 PM
--"God's gonna sit this one out."

"The Punisher"...corny I know...but, best one-liner I've ever heard :)

(This is after his friend tells him to "go with God" after his family has been murdered and he's going out for revenge.)

davey
11-07-2009, 10:45 PM
bunch of "slack-jawed f a g g o t s"!

slack-jawed? I thought they were from Kansas City.

hollywood9826
11-08-2009, 12:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g

borg number one
11-08-2009, 06:57 AM
Stanley Kubrick's 2001 and A Clockwork Orange are both great movies:

"Stop Dave, I'm Afraid" from "2001: A Space Odyssey"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukeHdiszZmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w (2001 movie opening)

A Clockwork Orange Trailer (lots of great lines in this one):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Xc-9YeWE4

Slazenger07
11-12-2009, 08:44 AM
Jules:What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherf u c k er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf u c k er, say what one more Goddamn time!
Jules: Does Marsellus Wallace look like a b i t c h?
Brett: No!
Jules:Then why'd you try and f u c k him like a b i t c h?

TheJRK
11-12-2009, 10:18 AM
"It's a hell of a thing killin' a man, ya take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

jazzyfunkybluesy
11-12-2009, 10:26 AM
A man has got to know his limitations.

GS
11-12-2009, 10:48 AM
Dirty Harry's nice meeting with the Mayor:

"I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy."
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit r@pe, I shoot the b@stard. That's my policy."
"Intent? How did you establish that?"
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Harry then walks out of the room.
"He's got a point."

Dedans Penthouse
11-12-2009, 12:17 PM
"Most women in her situation would do the very same thing! They just wouldn't do it as well--or as often."

From the movie "Reflections in a Golden Eye" (Liz Taylor, Richard Burton, Marlon Brando; Director - John Huston)

Mick
11-12-2009, 12:28 PM
the best opening line for a movie, i thought was the one from "good fellas"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States."

stoo
11-12-2009, 12:47 PM
bunch of "slack-jawed f a g g o t s"!

Jesse the Body. Awesome! Nothing like Red Man turning you into a g*d-d*mned sexual tyranasaur-***. Best part of the movie!

Dirty Harry's nice meeting with the Mayor:

"I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy."
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit r@pe, I shoot the b@stard. That's my policy."
"Intent? How did you establish that?"
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Harry then walks out of the room.
"He's got a point."

Another classic! Dirty Harry movies could have their own thread for classic lines but this is a true gem.


One of my all time favorites, only cuz I'm a huge Sean Connery fan was
(in a pretty bad Scottish/Russian accent):

"Give me a ping Vashilly, One ping only Pleash"

Anaconda
11-12-2009, 01:49 PM
A man has got to know his limitations.

Do you feel lucky, well do ya, punk!!!

Xisbum
11-12-2009, 01:59 PM
Can't go wrong with this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPxkAF325g&feature=related

Just chock full of memorable lines, short and long.

And I love this scene from Full Metal Jacket, although it's definitely short on political correctness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7s&feature=related

Sephiroth619
11-12-2009, 02:23 PM
Guess where this line is from:

In the quiet words of the virgin mary......come again?

skyzoo
11-12-2009, 02:46 PM
"Hoobastank!" - Hotrod

prattle128
11-12-2009, 03:48 PM
Best movie quote ever:

"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air!"


Name the movie.

LOL, that's so funny

Gorecki
11-12-2009, 03:58 PM
this one:

You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.


but my all time favourite lines movie is Snatch - a few gems :) :

Turkish: puck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?


Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.


Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?


Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

jazzyfunkybluesy
11-12-2009, 05:07 PM
What do I get for 10 dollars?

Anyting you want.

Anything?

Anyting.

DrewRafter8
11-12-2009, 05:27 PM
"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!"

Sephiroth619
11-12-2009, 05:44 PM
Another one from Snatch:

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Bhagi Katbamna
11-12-2009, 05:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQs

At 2:54

"I hired you people to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ***gots."

The first 10 minutes of Blazing Saddles contain some of the funniest material ever put on film.