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Joeyg
09-11-2009, 09:31 AM
Just wondering if anyone else thinks that Tila looks like the love child of a Keebler elf and a troll doll?

Your thoughts?

Court Valkyrie
09-11-2009, 09:53 AM
Just wondering if anyone else thinks that Tila looks like the love child of a Keebler elf and a troll doll?

Your thoughts?

I think that she smarted off to Shawn Merriman and got tough, and he put her in her place. Why would a 90lb ***** smart off and get tough with an NFL Linebacker?

hollywood9826
09-11-2009, 10:06 AM
Well shes a freak thats for sure. Looks wierd at times. But that littel tiny body with those large plastic bags on her chest are appealing to some people.

All the witnesses speaking out are basically saying she was plastered and Marriman was drinking water. He tried to stop her from driving drunk and may have wrestled with her for a bit. But she didnt kill anyone thanks to Shawne.

Unless he had the roid rage and reached back like a pimp and slapped a ho

Dedans Penthouse
09-11-2009, 10:10 AM
Nice call JoeyG. I was thinking she looked like Kiana (from the ESPN morning exercise show "Kiana's Flex Appeal") with maybe a hint of Valerie Bertinelli.

Anyway, she seems like a nice, well-adjusted girl; definitely "bring home to meet Mom" material.


Smashing Pumpkins meet Crushing Melons
http://gossipbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tila-tequila-and-billy-corgan_320x464.jpg

NotAtTheNet
09-11-2009, 10:13 AM
She was much cuter when she went as Tila Nguyen. I had an old playboy special edition of her back in the day.

maverick66
09-11-2009, 10:15 AM
Kiana is much better looking dedans. She was great in the mid to late 90's. Have not seen a recent pic but in her day she was one the hotter fitness women out there.

Dedans Penthouse
09-11-2009, 10:19 AM
^^^^^
of course Kiana's better-looking than Tila was Mav, no argument; I just needed a somewhat similar "type" to go with the Bertinelli ref. That said, cute as she is, Kiana's got one of the sillier-looking boob jobs (imho).

hollywood9826
09-11-2009, 10:19 AM
Didnt Kiana pose in palyboy back in the day. You can probably compare them side to side.

But yes Kiana was hot when ESPN usedto run those fitness shows.

maverick66
09-11-2009, 11:40 AM
ya 90's boob jobs are hilarious. I dont think i have ever seen here without them but her face and the rest of her are amazing. she did pose for playboy a while back but i dont think tennis warehouse would like i us to put up the two girls playboy shoots side by side. They frown upon nudity around here.

hollywood9826
09-11-2009, 11:55 AM
^^^

Your free to google it yourself :)

but they dont gotta be naked to tell the difference.

TILA

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/80/15/tila_tequila_king_ju_2_big.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg

KIANA

looks like she went down a bit. this pic was fromaround 2007.

http://www.sexyfemaleabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/kiana-tom-abs-bikini.jpg

kimbahpnam
09-11-2009, 12:16 PM
kiana is also a mom of 2

goober
09-11-2009, 02:31 PM
Just wondering if anyone else thinks that Tila looks like the love child of a Keebler elf and a troll doll?

Your thoughts?

One writer said that she looked like a well-toned squirrel. She wasn't too far off the mark. 8-)

Joeyg
09-11-2009, 07:14 PM
Definitely some rodent blood in there somewhere.