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CHEA
09-19-2009, 06:40 PM
The night prior to the final, Mr. and Mrs. Federer received from a phone call from the hotel phone. Mr. federer answered the phone having his ears greeted by a very thick accent. The thick accent man told Federer if he doesn't throw the Final tomorrow, his twins are in grave danger and before Federer could answer he heard the chilling click of the phone hanging up.


Discuss.

alcap26
09-19-2009, 06:43 PM
What a waste of a thread. Fail

IvanAndreevich
09-19-2009, 06:45 PM
Great first post.

federerdomination
09-19-2009, 06:46 PM
umm...........what is this????

CHEA
09-19-2009, 06:50 PM
It's the only logical explanation for his lost at the US open.

JennyS
09-19-2009, 06:57 PM
Tomorrow is the US Open final. My twin daughters have been kidnapped. And the people I work with may be involved. This is tennis player Roger Federer and this is the longest day of my life......

(24 reference)

jonnythan
09-19-2009, 06:58 PM
The real reason is that he saw Mirka making out with Gavin in the stands just before the fifth set started.

joeman957
09-19-2009, 07:23 PM
Tomorrow is the US Open final. My twin daughters have been kidnapped. And the people I work with may be involved. This is tennis player Roger Federer and this is the longest day of my life......

(24 reference)

This would make for a great season of 24.

tudwell
09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
The thick foreign accent belonged to Nikolay Davydenko.

bee
09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
The real reason is because he didn't play a smart game. He didn't mix things up with short angles and drop shots nearly as much as he should have. Instead, he largely went toe-to-toe at the baseline with the guy.

Sentinel
09-19-2009, 08:31 PM
The thick foreign accent belonged to Nikolay Davydenko.
who it is now suspected may be the real ...

Mkie7
09-19-2009, 08:45 PM
The night prior to the final, Mr. and Mrs. Federer received from a phone call from the hotel phone. Mr. federer answered the phone having his ears greeted by a very thick accent. The thick accent man told Federer if he doesn't throw the Final tomorrow, his twins are in grave danger and before Federer could answer he heard the chilling click of the phone hanging up.


Discuss.

That "Thick" accent "man" could have thretened to shove the ball down Fed's throat.... hahah.

ubermeyer
09-19-2009, 08:47 PM
think you're funny do you?

BigServer1
09-19-2009, 11:23 PM
This thread for the win.

Oh wait...

asdfuogh
09-19-2009, 11:27 PM
lol "thick accented man": i'll shove a bleeping ball down yer twins' throats!

OTMPut
09-19-2009, 11:39 PM
half way through the second set the odds for del potro's win were 33:1.

anything is possible!

Sartorius
09-20-2009, 12:39 AM
Tomorrow is the US Open final. My twin daughters have been kidnapped. And the people I work with may be involved. This is tennis player Roger Federer and this is the longest day of my life......

(24 reference)

*breathing heavily* "Chloe, patch me through to my serve. Hurry."

"Ok hold on... Uhhm.. Oh no.. Roger, the server is down, you're all alone!"

"Damn it!"

PCXL-Fan
09-20-2009, 12:52 AM
It must have been Bill Tilden. He didn't want his record broken. People spoke with funny cockney accents back then.