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JennyS
10-16-2009, 06:37 PM
Here goes.....


LOAT (Loudest of all time) Maria Sharapova
TOAT (Tatrumer of all time) John McEnroe
COAT (Choker of all time) Jana Novotna
FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) Serena Williams
LOAT (Linguist of all time) Roger Federer
TWOAT (Time Waster of all time) Rafael Nadal
WOAT (weirdest of all time) Marion Bartoli
MOAT (mother of all time) Kim Clijsters

Sangria Munky
10-16-2009, 06:40 PM
larcher di brito is the loudest check the tennis magazine which compares them

SOAT- nadal
UOAT- stepanek or suarez navarro

JennyS
10-16-2009, 06:42 PM
GROAT (gangsta rapper of all time) Ivo Karlovic
MACOAT (most annoying commentator of all time) Mary Carillo

JennyS
10-16-2009, 06:43 PM
larcher di brito is the loudest check the tennis magazine which compares them

SOAT- nadal
UOAT- stepanek or suarez navarro

What does the S in SOAT stand for?
the other needs no explanation:D

joshburger
10-16-2009, 06:44 PM
boat-biggest of all time-john isner/ivo karlovic

flyinghippos101
10-16-2009, 06:44 PM
MOOAT (Most overrated of all time) Andy Murray
BEOAT (Best eater of all time) David Nalbandian

SerbWhoLovesDelPo
10-16-2009, 06:46 PM
GLOAT - greatest legs of all time :mrgreen:

slice bh compliment
10-16-2009, 06:50 PM
GOAT, Guido-est of all time = Vinnie Spadea, aka Vincenzo
HOAT, Hairiest of all time = Ion Tiriac
NOAT, Nastiest of all time = Ilie Nastase
ChOAT, Cheesiest of all time = Jimmy Connors
ChOAK, Cheesiest of all kids = Nole Djokovic
COAT, Classiest of all time = Stefan Edberg tied with Rodney George Laver
HCOAT, Hippest Cat of all time = Yannick Noah
FLOAT, Finest Lady of all time = Evonne Goolagong tied with Bettina Bunge, Sorana Cirstea and Tatiana Golovin
MROAT, Most Resurrections of all time = Agassi
TOAT, Thickest of all time = Vilas and Serena
BTOAT, Best touch of all time = Johnny Mac
CrOAT, Craziest of all time = Safin

slice bh compliment
10-16-2009, 06:51 PM
GLOAT - greatest legs of all time :mrgreen:

Stef

Graf in the women's division, Edberg in the men's?

RoddickAce
10-16-2009, 06:52 PM
http://donnadowney.typepad.com/simply_me/images/oatmeal.jpg

JennyS
10-16-2009, 06:53 PM
SOAT (Smash of all time) Pete Samprass
BOAT (Baldest of all time) Andre Agassi
MOAT (Mullet of all time) Billie Jean King

SerbWhoLovesDelPo
10-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Stef


Spot on!

http://www.sb530.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/97_sgraff_03.jpg

JennyS
10-16-2009, 06:55 PM
http://donnadowney.typepad.com/simply_me/images/oatmeal.jpg

Nice one:D Now I'm hungry!

Karlovic's Sunglasses
10-16-2009, 06:59 PM
Here goes.....
FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) Serena Williams


I think you just made my day, sir.

JennyS
10-16-2009, 07:02 PM
GHOAT (Greatest hair of all time) Roger Federer
SUCOAT (Stand up comedian of all time) Novak Djokovic
NOACOAT (nails on a chalkboard of all time) Melanie Oudin

JennyS
10-16-2009, 07:02 PM
I think you just made my day, sir.

No problem:D

JennyS
10-16-2009, 07:17 PM
BROAT (broken racquets of all time) Marat Safin
JAHOAT (Jekyll and Hyde of all time) Marat Safin
MOAT (Moodiest of all time) Marat Safin
MUPOAT (Most unfulfilled potential of all time) Marat Safin

President of Serve/Volley
10-16-2009, 07:20 PM
BROAT (broken racquets of all time) Marat Safin
JAHOAT (Jekyll and Hyde of all time) Marat Safin
MOAT (Moodiest of all time) Marat Safin
MUPOAT (Most unfulfilled potential of all time) Marat Safin



The Truth.

Baikalic
10-16-2009, 08:31 PM
PCOAT(Press Conference of All Time) - Roddick
BAOAT(Back Arch of All Time) - Djokovic

ahile02
10-16-2009, 08:35 PM
GJOAT-greatest junkballer of all time- fabrice santoro

CyBorg
10-16-2009, 08:36 PM
TRSAECYFUDTHLOMSLOAT - Nikolai Davydenko

The Relatively Successful and Extremely Consistent Yet Frequently Underrated Due to His Lack of Movie Star Looks Of All Time

lawrence
10-16-2009, 08:52 PM
I disagree with your GLOAT choices

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpczWLnmWP8

ATXtennisaddict
10-16-2009, 08:53 PM
Spot on!

http://www.sb530.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/97_sgraff_03.jpg

Damn, no wonder Andre married her.

boredone3456
10-16-2009, 09:25 PM
Female TWOAT(time waster of all time)- Mary Pierce
WFOAT (wackiest Forehand of all time) - The Pam Shriver Shovel

salsainglesa
10-16-2009, 09:34 PM
for the sake of completition...
http://westwood.fortunecity.com/calvin/454/images/MascotasII/np-steffi_graf04_800.jpg

JennyS
10-17-2009, 04:26 AM
BOSWOAT (Best one Slam winner of all time) Andy Roddick

Sangria Munky
10-17-2009, 05:52 AM
What does the S in SOAT stand for?
the other needs no explanation:D

sexiest of all time

P_Agony
10-17-2009, 05:58 AM
With the current tourney, I think it's a tough contenst between the players who is the MROAT (most retiring of all time).

JankovicFan
10-17-2009, 06:52 AM
Lately, I'm thinking TW troll of all time.

sandyCX
10-17-2009, 07:03 AM
TWOAT (Time Waster of all time) Rafael Nadal


Surely that's got to be Mary Pierce!

egn
10-17-2009, 10:30 AM
TRSAECYFUDTHLOMSLOAT - Nikolai Davydenko

The Relatively Successful and Extremely Consistent Yet Frequently Underrated Due to His Lack of Movie Star Looks Of All Time

+100000000

cuddles26
10-17-2009, 01:20 PM
LOAT (Loudest of all time) Maria Sharapova
TOAT (Tatrumer of all time) Jeff Tarango for Wimbledon 95 alone
COAT (Choker of all time) Kim Clijsters
FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) have no idea
LOAT (Linguist of all time) Roger Federer
TWOAT (Time Waster of all time) Mary Pierce
WOAT (weirdest of all time) Brad Gilbert
MOAT (mother of all time) Margaret Court

vive le beau jeu !
10-17-2009, 01:36 PM
BROAT (broken racquets of all time) Marat Safin
JAHOAT (Jekyll and Hyde of all time) Marat Safin
MOAT (Moodiest of all time) Marat Safin
MUPOAT (Most unfulfilled potential of all time) Marat Safin
don't underestimate goran, especially in the 1st category. ;)
marat only has a few weeks left before retirement to equal such an amazing performance:
Ivanisevic retires after losing Head
By John Parsons
Published: 8:29PM GMT 24 Nov 2000

THERE is a first time for everything, as Goran Ivanisevic proved at Brighton yesterday, when he was forced to retire in the second round of the Samsung Open against Korean, Hyung-Taik Lee, because he had smashed the only three rackets he had with him.

"I've never experienced something like it before," said referee Alan Mills, who fulfils the same role at Wimbledon and is one of the game's best-known officials.

Ivanisevic, three times a Wimbledon runner-up, rejected the suggestion from supervisor Gerry Armstrong that perhaps he could borrow a racket from his doubles partner, Ivan Ljubicic, who was watching from the balcony as the incredible scene unfolded.

"He uses Slazenger rackets and I can only play with Head," Ivanisevic replied as most of the crowd waited - mystified by what the debate at the umpire's chair was about. "Get on with it Goran'" came one cry. "Lee, lend him a racket," was another.

Eventually the impasse was broken when Armstrong, the Sussex umpire who disqualified John McEnroe at the Australian Open in 1990, instructed match umpire Kim Craven to announce: "Due to lack of appropriate equipment, game, set and match Lee." The 400 spectators reacted with a mixture of bewilderment and amusement.

Ivanisevic had been warned for breaking one racket when he was broken to trail 5-6 in the first set after double-faulting to 30-40. He threw a second racket away after netting a tame backhand on set point but it remained usable.

On the day after his first victory on the ATP Tour since Queen's Club in June, it was clear from his occasional sighs and verbal brooding that he was again struggling to find motivation or inspiration.

Ivanisevic's mood improved in the second set, although his form continued to fluctuate, possibly in tune with the pain he now regularly suffers from a career-threatening shoulder injury which now seriously inhibits his ability to deliver record-breaking numbers of aces.

For one glorious moment, when he held for 5-4 in the second set with the most skilful backhand drop shot, an ace down the middle and two masterly serves, it looked as if another mental crisis had been overcome.

Not so. When he missed one break point in the third game one could sense the frustration returning. When he missed another after Lee had double-faulted, he ominously smashed the racket on the ground three times. He continued with it but then after Lee had aced him to hold for 2-1, confirmed the suspicion that the racket was broken, by also consigning this one to the wastebin.

After double-faulting for the second time to go 15-40 down in the fourth game, Ivanisevic again took it out on the racket, which like the first, was left in a misshapen mess. The point penalty, which in turn cost him the game, was inevitable.

Only then did Ivanisevic reveal that there were no remaining rackets in his bag and that he would have to give Lee a 7-5, 6-7, 3-1 passage into the quarter-finals.

The immediate cost was two fines totalling £720 for breaking the rackets plus a frantic trip by his general factotum, Andy Fyfe, who had been summoned from his home in Ealing, to deliver a fresh supply of the £179.99p Head Prestige Classic 600 which are in their last year of production, in time for the doubles in which he and Ljubicic played South Africans, Paul Rosner and Jason Weir Smith.

Earlier Italy's Renzo Furlan beat the American, Paul Goldstein 7-5, 6-4, who the night before had brought Greg Rusedski's dismal year to a tame end by beating an uninspired British left-hander 7-6, 6-3.
from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/2993335/Ivanisevic-retires-after-losing-Head.html

lambielspins
10-17-2009, 01:46 PM
TRSAECYFUDTHLOMSLOAT - Nikolai Davydenko

The Relatively Successful and Extremely Consistent Yet Frequently Underrated Due to His Lack of Movie Star Looks Of All Time

LOL while I sort of agree with this I had to laugh a bit since which male tennis players have "movie star looks". :)

OHBH
10-17-2009, 01:51 PM
QOAT quickest of all time- Michael Chang
FOAT fittest of all time- Bjorn Borg
WSOAT weakest serve of all time- Elena Dimentieva
MIPOAT most injury prone of all time- Tommy Haas

_maxi
10-17-2009, 05:28 PM
Spot on!

http://www.sb530.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/97_sgraff_03.jpg
Mm... I choose Elena.

http://www.jer5300.friko.pl/tenis/Elena_Dementieva_01.jpg

ubermeyer
10-17-2009, 05:37 PM
CROAT- Marin Cilic, Mario Ancic, Ivo Karlovic, Ivan Ljubicic, Roko Karanusic

btw, Sharapova isn't THAT loud, but Larcher de Brito is awful. Her grunts are like 2.5 seconds and louder than a running jet engine with your ear pressed against it. She should be banned from tennis forever.

Leelord337
10-17-2009, 05:39 PM
GROAT (gangsta rapper of all time) Ivo Karlovic
MACOAT (most annoying commentator of all time) Mary Carillo

lol what about my cousin vinnie (spadea) ;)

JennyS
10-17-2009, 05:43 PM
F-BOAT (Federer's b...h of all time) Andy Roddick
R-BOAT (Rafa's b...h) of all time) Roger Federer

statto
10-17-2009, 05:43 PM
FOAT (Footfaulter of all time) Serena Williams

Surely Stefan Edberg for this one?

Baikalic
10-17-2009, 05:57 PM
BSOAT (Best show of all time) - Daniel Koeller

JennyS
10-17-2009, 06:31 PM
OPOAT (over player of all time) Yevgeny Kafelnikov
UWAGOAT (ugliest with attractive girlfriends of all time) Stepanek
THROAT (Tim Henman Repeat of all time) Andy Murray

statto
10-17-2009, 06:35 PM
ANBROAT (Actually Not British Really Of All Time): Greg Rusedski

Slice_Serve
10-18-2009, 05:54 PM
SOAT(Stiffest of all time): Roddick
BVPOOFOAT(Biggest vein popping out of forehead of all time): Davydenko
APOAT(***-picker of all time): Nadal

IvanAndreevich
10-18-2009, 06:06 PM
Best OATmeal?

inthemisosoup
10-18-2009, 07:25 PM
guga is the LOAT . . . he speaks 4 languages (portuguese, spanish, english, french), federer only three. lots of players speak three languages actually, safin (russian, spanish, english), nadal (catalan, spanish, english), ljubicic (croatian, italian, english), wozniacki (danish, polish, english). there are surely more but atm those are the ones i can think of.

3 is still impressive, though. i feel lowly only speaking 2. :(

boredone3456
10-18-2009, 07:26 PM
MDCCOAT (most disappointing close calls of all time): Tim Henman at Wimbledon

vive le beau jeu !
10-19-2009, 01:04 AM
some are talking about the G-BOAT in another thread:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=4039082#post4039082

kOaMaster
10-19-2009, 03:58 AM
I'd give the COAT to safina!


great topic btw, "CROAT" has been the best suggestion so far :D

vndesu
10-19-2009, 04:02 AM
I'd give the COAT to safina!


great topic btw, "CROAT" has been the best suggestion so far :D

+1 that was a good one hahaha

vndesu
10-19-2009, 04:05 AM
BPOAT - Biggest Pusher of all time = murray =] haha

ChuDat
10-19-2009, 04:18 PM
COAT(coolest of all time)- Me
just kidding

GFOAT(Greatest Fan of all time)- Nadal's boyfriend at the USO

TBS
10-19-2009, 05:29 PM
MOAT (meanest of all time) = Pancho Gonzales

Seemed like a rather obvious one to me. :-)

CCSurf
10-20-2009, 12:19 PM
WHOAT (Worst Hat Of All Time): Ivan Lendl
GSOAT (Girliest Socks Of All Time): Mardy Fish

JennyS
10-20-2009, 02:29 PM
guga is the LOAT . . . he speaks 4 languages (portuguese, spanish, english, french), federer only three. lots of players speak three languages actually, safin (russian, spanish, english), nadal (catalan, spanish, english), ljubicic (croatian, italian, english), wozniacki (danish, polish, english). there are surely more but atm those are the ones i can think of.

3 is still impressive, though. i feel lowly only speaking 2. :(

Federer speaks 4 languages: Swiss German, German, English and French.

CCNM
10-20-2009, 05:39 PM
I agree with Jenny S-Mary Carrillo is the worst commentator of all time. Why is M Bartoli weird-are you talking about that serve of hers?
Sexiest of all time-Bjorn Borg, Gabrielle Sabatini
(that's all I can think of right now)

JennyS
10-20-2009, 06:18 PM
WHOAT: (Worst Hair of all time) Melanie Molitor (Hingis' mom)
BROAT (best returner of all time) Andre Agassi
SPOAT (scariest parent of all time) Jim Pierce and Damir Dokic

Baikalic
10-20-2009, 06:38 PM
BKHOAT (Best Kangaroo Hop of All Time) - Petr Korda

paulorenzo
10-24-2009, 12:20 AM
http://donnadowney.typepad.com/simply_me/images/oatmeal.jpg

the extension on the follow through of your avatar is a thing of beauty.

inthemisosoup
10-24-2009, 07:15 AM
Federer speaks 4 languages: Swiss German, German, English and French.

touché, although some would argue swiss german isn't its own language. i disagree, though . . . it is sooo funny sounding, but i like it. i'm looking forward to basel for this reason. :):)

AllDownTheLine
10-24-2009, 09:35 AM
Damn, no wonder Andre married her.
That was my first thought when I saw this.

CCNM
10-24-2009, 03:10 PM
Best Hair Of All Time-Bjorn Borg, JOhn MacEnroe, Yannik Noah.
Cutest Player Of All Time (female)-Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, Kim Clijsters

sdont
10-24-2009, 03:43 PM
BUAOT (Biggest Upsetter Of All Time) - Robin Soderling
BRAOT (Best Reconversion Of All Time) - Yannick Noah
FIOAT (Freakiest Injury Of All Time) - Monica Seles
CKOAT (Comeback Kid Of All Time) - Gilles Simon
BBOAT (Biggest Boobs Of All Time) - Simona Halep
YHJOAT (Youngest Hype Job Of All Time) - Richard Gasquet
MAOAT (Most Annoying Of All Time) - Daniel Koellerer
LDOAT (Luckiest Draws Of All Time) - Roger Federer
AOAT (Anorexic Of All Time) - Daniela Hantuchova
WHCOAT (Worst Hawkeye Challenger Of All Time) - Roger Federer
GSOAT (Greatest Slider Of All Time) - Gael Monfils
MSKOAT (Most Solid Knees Of All Time) - Rafael Nadal
BSOAT (Biggest Smile Of All Time) - Gustavo Kuerten

sdont
10-24-2009, 03:56 PM
Mm... I choose Elena.

http://www.jer5300.friko.pl/tenis/Elena_Dementieva_01.jpg

I'm with you.

pound cat
10-24-2009, 04:27 PM
BUAOT (Biggest Upsetter Of All Time) - Robin Soderling
BRAOT (Best Reconversion Of All Time) - Yannick Noah
FIOAT (Freakiest Injury Of All Time) - Monica Seles
CKOAT (Comeback Kid Of All Time) - Gilles Simon
BBOAT (Biggest Boobs Of All Time) - Simona Halep
YHJOAT (Youngest Hype Job Of All Time) - Richard Gasquet
MAOAT (Most Annoying Of All Time) - Daniel Koellerer
LDOAT (Luckiest Draws Of All Time) - Roger Federer
AOAT (Anorexic Of All Time) - Daniela Hantuchova
WHCOAT (Worst Hawkeye Challenger Of All Time) - Roger Federer
GSOAT (Greatest Slider Of All Time) - Gael Monfils
MSKOAT (Most Solid Knees Of All Time) - Rafael Nadal
BSOAT (Biggest Smile Of All Time) - Gustavo Kuerten


I challenge Guga as BSOAT. I think it's Baghdatis.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/27/baghdatis_narrowweb__300x386,0.jpg