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jazzyfunkybluesy
10-30-2009, 07:13 AM
Will the ATP and WTA ever do anything about the noise making?

Cantankersore
10-30-2009, 07:28 AM
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/doctors-next-door/remote_mute_button.jpg

Nuke
10-30-2009, 07:35 AM
This works better:

http://marketingbyimpact.com/images/PS-duct-tape-mouth-revised.jpg

burosky
10-30-2009, 09:24 AM
Someone said this that if you put laxative in their drink it would deter them from grunting during a match. :-)

Nuke
10-30-2009, 09:51 AM
^^^ But then they'd need more bathroom breaks.

jazzyfunkybluesy
10-30-2009, 11:53 AM
Now that I think about it Azarenka can keep making noise it sounds like she is making a porn movie.

Racer41c
10-30-2009, 12:13 PM
We need a "grunt rating" system. I actually think it's working against Ivanovic. Her's sounds like she's struggling to make a shot.

veroniquem
10-30-2009, 12:15 PM
Some grunts are sexy.

jimbo333
10-30-2009, 12:23 PM
Now that I think about it Azarenka can keep making noise it sounds like she is making a porn movie.

Some grunts are sexy.

I think Vicky should carry on grunting:)

Baikalic
10-30-2009, 12:25 PM
who whimpers?

jazzyfunkybluesy
11-01-2009, 02:53 PM
Ivanovic 10 char

Outbeyond
11-01-2009, 02:58 PM
It's not gonna happen! LOL

The grunts shall live on as part of the tennis world environment...as part of the sports reporter's observations...as part of our endless complaints on websites like tennis-warehouse!

Fedace
11-01-2009, 03:03 PM
Will the ATP and WTA ever do anything about the noise making?

now this girl knows how to grunt.

http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/player/maria-jose-martinez-sanchez_2257889_5542

pound cat
11-01-2009, 03:34 PM
Grunting is the snorting sound swine make when they are rooting around for food. What the WTA players do is scream. I've never heard any of them grunt.

jazzyfunkybluesy
11-01-2009, 03:41 PM
Sherapova inuendo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPYU4TZBb4&NR=1

Serendipitous
11-01-2009, 03:53 PM
Close your eyes and listen to Venus Williams grunt. You'll think there's a genocide going on.

ubermeyer
11-01-2009, 03:56 PM
The only reason Larcher de Brito has ever won a WTA match is because her grunts, which are louder than a jet engine and last about two and a half seconds, overpowers the opponent's eardrums, not her pathetic game. Any deaf tennis player would beat her easily.

JennyS
11-01-2009, 05:08 PM
Ivanovic 10 char

Huh-eh-huh!