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sureshs
10-30-2009, 07:47 AM
Of course they would need to alive today, otherwise it would be a biography LOL.

Andre Agassi's book is called "Open." I think it suggests that he has opened up, and of course plays on the Open tournaments usage.

Some ideas:

Navratilova: OUT

Nadal: GOAT

Serena: BIG

jefferson
10-30-2009, 07:50 AM
Nadal: I kneed a major on a hard court

If one word has to do: KNEED

kOaMaster
10-30-2009, 07:51 AM
Federer: My Last Tear :)

Cesc Fabregas
10-30-2009, 07:53 AM
Nadal- Better than Federer. :)

burosky
10-30-2009, 08:19 AM
How about "Baaaaaah" which would be for the player who you think should be GOAT. :-)

edmondsm
10-30-2009, 08:26 AM
Nadal: A legend in his parent's basement.

Anaconda
10-30-2009, 09:03 AM
Nadal- Better than Federer. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i could actually imagin that. Good one :)

Anaconda
10-30-2009, 09:05 AM
Tim Henman - The art of fail.

pame
10-30-2009, 09:06 AM
Nadal: I Couldn't Catch the Fed Express

ronalditop
10-30-2009, 09:13 AM
Nadal: The Art of Buttpicking.

Ledigs
10-30-2009, 09:33 AM
Nadal: I am GOAT, no?

NickH87
10-30-2009, 11:57 AM
On a serious note if marat safin was ever to come out with a book about his career and everything around it...it would be great.

Chadwixx
10-30-2009, 12:00 PM
Nadal- Better than Federer. :)

Federer - Better than Sampras :)

Btw, your 90's era isnt looking too strong since pete's cheif rival was high.

flyinghippos101
10-30-2009, 12:41 PM
Nadal- Better than Federer. :)

damn Cesc...gotta say if you're gonna bash, atleast be creative. Half-baked insults like these make trolls like gj011 cry (Yes atleast gj011/shouldretire/julesb/goyeji were atleast creative trolling)

FD3S
10-30-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm a Roddick fan, but I would totally buy a book called: F**K YOU ROGER! - The Andy Roddick Story.

namelessone
10-30-2009, 01:13 PM
Nadal: I Couldn't Catch the Fed Express

Footnote: I actually derailed the Fed Express but my knees didn't allow me to keep him off track :twisted:

GraniteHoosier
10-30-2009, 01:55 PM
Federer - 'The Crying Game'

Nadal - 'The Bottom Pick that Finished on Top'

Djokovic - 'Last Gasp'

Sharapova - 'Rebel Yell'

Azarenka - 'Rebel Yell - part II'

Hewitt - 'Don't Cry for Me Argentina'

Davydenko - ' ___________________ '

Venus - 'Sister Sledged'

Nalbandian - 'The Hunger Within'

Roddick - 'My Life as Swiss Cheese'

sureshs
10-30-2009, 01:55 PM
Lleyton Hewitt: C'MON

kafelnikov
10-30-2009, 02:09 PM
Someone else wrote this in a similar thread ("the biographies that would never sell?"). And maybe it's just me, but it's just about the funniest thing i've read.

David Nalbandian - Eat a goat, beat a GOAT.

sureshs
10-30-2009, 02:55 PM
Kuznetsova: HOT

jamesblakefan#1
10-30-2009, 03:14 PM
Someone else wrote this in a similar thread ("the biographies that would never sell?"). And maybe it's just me, but it's just about the funniest thing i've read.

David Nalbandian - Eat a goat, beat a GOAT.

Yeah, 'The tennis book that would never sell..' thread...TT classic.

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=168072&highlight=tennis+book+that+would+never+sell

pound cat
10-30-2009, 03:49 PM
Of course they would need to alive today, otherwise it would be a biography LOL.

Andre Agassi's book is called "Open." I think it suggests that he has opened up, and of course plays on the Open tournaments usage.

Some ideas:

Navratilova: OUT

Nadal: GOAT

Serena: BIG


An autobiography is the story of someone's life told by that person whether that person is now dead or alive.

A biography is the story of a person's life told by someone else whether that person is dead or alive,




Of course they would need to alive today, otherwise it would be a biography LOL.

Wrong definitions of auto and biography.

Ripper014
10-30-2009, 03:51 PM
Why does everyone have Nadal as a GOAT... he is only 23 at perhaps the prime of his career and breaking down... and you are comparing him to Federer who is nearing the end of his at 28.

People are also comparing a someone who has the record for Grand Slams and has shown how consistantly good he is be reaching how many GS Semi's? Nadal has shown to be a very good player over a short period of time, but is now facing injury issues... and don't forget there are some others coming up as well named... Murray, Del Porto, etc...

Nadal is a very good player but it is a little early to be using the word GOAT... and how come no one wants to use it on Federer?



Federer: How 14 Grand Slam titles does not equal GOAT

pound cat
10-30-2009, 03:57 PM
Why does everyone have Nadal as a GOAT... he is only 23 at perhaps the prime of his career and breaking down... and you are comparing him to Federer who is nearing the end of his at 28.

People are also comparing a someone who has the record for Grand Slams and has shown how consistantly good he is be reaching how many GS Semi's? Nadal has shown to be a very good player over a short period of time, but is now facing injury issues... and don't forget there are some others coming up as well named... Murray, Del Porto, etc...

Nadal is a very good player but it is a little early to be using the word GOAT... and how come no one wants to use it on Federer?



Federer: How 14 Grand Slam titles does not equal GOAT



What on earth does this have to do with a biography or aubiography?

Off topic. F

OddJack
10-30-2009, 03:59 PM
From Fed, to Father, to Fade.

---------

JK, he will never fade away.

LDVTennis
10-30-2009, 04:36 PM
Serena: Bagels & Cream Cheese

pound cat
10-30-2009, 04:42 PM
From Fed, to Father, to Fade.

---------

JK, he will never fade away.



LOL How about


From Fed Ex to Father Ex to Fade Ex



Hey, you could make a lot of money writing this bio!!!! Go for it!

OddJack
10-30-2009, 05:05 PM
LOL How about


From Fed Ex to Father Ex to Fade Ex



Hey, you could make a lot of money writing this bio!!!! Go for it!

Hehe..

I like..." From FEDEX to EXFED "

Falloutjr
10-30-2009, 05:30 PM
Nadal: Hitting the ball; ur doin it wrong

pound cat
10-30-2009, 06:13 PM
Hehe..

I like..." From FEDEX to EXFED "


Maybe it should be from FEDEX to FATHEREX to EXFED


Well, you've got the title. Now here comes the hard work! LOL

Boing-Flip
10-31-2009, 03:10 AM
djokovic: The Art Of Ball Bouncing :D

120mphBodyServe
10-31-2009, 03:24 AM
Roger Federer: The Art of Kickin' ***...

ronjohn
10-31-2009, 05:58 AM
I like 2 that are already out - You cannot be serious and Winning Ugly