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sureshs
11-05-2009, 12:27 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

Serendipitous
11-05-2009, 12:28 PM
Bagel ????? ??????

Anaconda
11-05-2009, 12:29 PM
not funny.

FD3S
11-05-2009, 12:34 PM
A big step down from your last joke, considering the laughs "Cincy is a Slam!" got.

flyinghippos101
11-05-2009, 12:54 PM
*crickets* *crickets*

But you're trying, that's good. You get a smiley face :)

sdont
11-05-2009, 12:56 PM
A big step down from your last joke, considering the laughs "Cincy is a Slam!" got.

Oh yeah, this one was the best.

sureshs
11-05-2009, 12:56 PM
Bagel ????? ??????

If you stopped stealing other people's avatars, you will get it

Mick
11-05-2009, 12:58 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

What is the name of Federer' racquet?

Wilson Bollocks :shock:

(c) wilson corporation. all rights reserved.

Blinkism
11-05-2009, 01:04 PM
knock knock

who's there?

the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

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.

No habla english!

P_Agony
11-05-2009, 01:18 PM
Federer is the undisputed GOAT who won 18 slams

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Bud
11-05-2009, 01:47 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

You've finally lost it... :confused:

MAX PLY
11-05-2009, 02:05 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

a shame . . . all those years of rehab wasted.

pame
11-05-2009, 02:11 PM
a shame . . . all those years of rehab wasted.

Now THAT's funny! :grin:

Conquistador
11-05-2009, 02:11 PM
Before I got into tennis I was always reading in the paper about Federer 6-0 6-1 or 6-1 6-1 --eventually I found out that wasn't his height.

rocket
11-05-2009, 02:12 PM
knock knock

who's there?

the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

....
..
.

No habla english!

Now this one made me laugh! :)

Gorecki
11-05-2009, 02:12 PM
If you stopped stealing other people's avatars, you will get it

hahaha.. you are soo funy sugaresh...

wait..

this was not the joke...

oh..

bollocks...

vbranis
11-05-2009, 02:15 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/15/article-0-030F441B000005DC-940_468x340.jpg

rocket
11-05-2009, 02:25 PM
Before I got into tennis I was always reading in the paper about Federer 6-0 6-1 or 6-1 6-1 --eventually I found out that wasn't his height.

Good one! :)

stapler
11-05-2009, 02:39 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

I guess that's why Nalbandian likes competing there.

federer_FREAK
11-05-2009, 02:59 PM
I liked it.

svijk
11-05-2009, 03:04 PM
sureshs further enhances his 'village idiot' image....kudos

Outbeyond
11-05-2009, 03:23 PM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.


Step away from the alcohol...

zapvor
11-05-2009, 03:24 PM
knot funna

jefferson
11-05-2009, 03:31 PM
Sorry...........this message board has just reached a new low! Bagel Switzerland? Serious?

I always think that Serendipitous IS fedace until someone calls him out and I go back and look!! That is pure genius.

rommil
11-05-2009, 10:41 PM
knock knock

who's there?

the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

....
..
.

No habla english!

This made me laugh. Thanks...

aphex
11-06-2009, 12:52 AM
http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

sureshs
11-06-2009, 04:24 AM
Who is the most likely player in the WTA never to finish a match?


Petra Kvitova

Sentinel
11-06-2009, 09:02 AM
Before I got into tennis I was always reading in the paper about Federer 6-0 6-1 or 6-1 6-1 --eventually I found out that wasn't his height.
Aah, so now we know how new your are in this sport!

Bud
11-06-2009, 09:49 AM
Who is the most likely player in the WTA never to finish a match?


Petra Kvitova

Another gutbuster :-?

Carsomyr
11-06-2009, 09:58 AM
knock knock

who's there?

the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

....
..
.

No habla english!

:lol:

Post of the thread.

rommil
11-06-2009, 10:01 AM
Who is the most likely player in the WTA never to finish a match?


Petra Kvitova

I don't know how the comedy world survived without you.

Boing-Flip
11-06-2009, 11:00 AM
why did the pigeon cross the road?

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cos it was have s .e .x with the chicken :D

ksbh
11-06-2009, 11:29 AM
Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy. :)

ksbh
11-06-2009, 12:14 PM
What does Federer prefer for breakfast in the morning of a French Open final against Nadal? Any idea? :)

What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

Nadace
11-06-2009, 12:30 PM
What is Federer's favourite cartoon?

Basil, Brush.

Tour90
11-06-2009, 12:54 PM
Fail!





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Sentinel
11-06-2009, 07:06 PM
Another gutbuster :-?
lol sureshs getting better with age, maturing like wine :-D

featherlight
11-06-2009, 07:49 PM
Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy. :)

I like this one:)

Leelord337
11-06-2009, 07:51 PM
what did federer ride as a kid?

a "bicycle" (yano...british term for double bagel)

Netspirit
11-07-2009, 12:29 AM
Who is the most likely player in the WTA never to finish a match?

Petra Kvitova

I think I can predict your next joke: "Who is the most demented player in the WTA?"

Bud
11-07-2009, 12:45 AM
I think I can predict your next joke: "Who is the most demented player in the WTA?"

Is it Elena Demented? :confused:

Netspirit
11-07-2009, 01:01 AM
Her name is Elena Dementieva. And of course, the true origin of her last name has little (if anything) to do with the English word "demented". )

To be fair, her last name ascends to "Dementiy", an old male first name, with a female suffix "-eva": "Dementieva = Dementiy's [daughter]" (think of "Johnson = John's [son]").

But I can imagine how odd her last name could sound to a modern English ear. Almost as odd as another Russian female last name: "Vagina" (Vagin's [daughter]). A Russian colleague of mine from HR even had to change her nameplate to "Vaghina", otherwise American visitors kept giving her weird looks. )

...Never mind, I was just continuing the stupid joke trend. )

Blinkism
11-07-2009, 03:13 AM
Tsonga and Gasquet walk into a bar

Gasquet looks at Tsonga and says "I bet you can't drink all the beer at the bar and still play tennis tommorow"

Tsonga takes him up on the offer and, after a few hours, stumbles over to where Gasquet is sitting, leans in, and says to him

"I bet you can't kiss all the girls in the bar and still play tennis tommorow".

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Oh, sorry.... That wasn't a joke

It's from the ATP Drug Council official transcript

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Blinkism
11-07-2009, 03:13 AM
Let's try another one--

How many pushers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're all too busy racking up winning records against Federer

sureshs
11-08-2009, 07:15 AM
Who has the best overhead smash?


Anna Smashnova

sureshs
11-08-2009, 07:21 AM
LOL my first joke is becoming reality LOL

rommil
11-08-2009, 09:52 AM
LOL my first joke is becoming reality LOL

Ah no it didn't.....

aphex
11-08-2009, 11:17 PM
Who has the best overhead smash?


Anna Smashnova

LOL my first joke is becoming reality LOL

http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

crazylevity
11-09-2009, 04:33 AM
What is the name of Federer's home town?

Bagel, Switzerland.


(c) sureshs. All rights reserved.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/epic-failure.thumbnail.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3029)

You really didn't have to copyright that. No one, I assure you, is going to use that for his own.

Gorecki
11-09-2009, 04:39 AM
http://www.felipepita.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Cat_FAIL.ashx.jpg

sureshs
11-09-2009, 04:39 AM
The big joke about Fed is how he has lost to Del Potro and Djokovic.

I am afraid he is also going to lose to Nadal before the year is over.

He should have retired after the USO as I had suggested at that time.

Blinkism
11-09-2009, 05:03 AM
The big joke about Fed is how he has lost to Del Potro and Djokovic.

I am afraid he is also going to lose to Nadal before the year is over.

He should have retired after the USO as I had suggested at that time.

If there's one big mistake in Federer's career- it's not listening to you, Suresh

paulorenzo
11-09-2009, 05:05 AM
he'll still always have the real slam, however. Cincinnati.

aphex
11-09-2009, 05:17 AM
The big joke about Fed is how he has lost to Del Potro and Djokovic.

I am afraid he is also going to lose to Nadal before the year is over.

He should have retired after the USO as I had suggested at that time.

http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

Chadwixx
11-09-2009, 08:31 AM
knock knock

who's there?

the atp drug testing council, is this the residence of Rafael Nadal?

....
..
.

No habla english!

Agassi claiming his kid was kidnapped when the control confronted him at the 2002 aus open is more funny, and true.