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TheFifthSet
11-08-2009, 01:06 PM
What food would they be?

Federer: Cupcakes and gummy-worms
Nadal: Jalapeno pepper/pumpkin fritter
Djokovic: Porterhouse steak
Murray: Warm porridge and haggis, with a side of whole-wheat bread and skim milk
Delpo: Hearty taco with some V-8
Roddick: Whopper topped with a strawberry milkshake
Davydenko: Roasted potatoes and white rice
Verdasco: Nectarine
Tsonga: Kung PAAAAO chicken
Soderling: Sweet potato casserole/spicy fajita.


Yooooouuuuuur turn.

TheFifthSet
11-08-2009, 02:30 PM
c'mon now, is this thread REALLY any more useless than the countless fed vs. sampras/nadal/et al. threads??? :)

SempreSami
11-08-2009, 02:50 PM
What a poor idea of Scotland you've got there, Murray would be a deep fried Mars bar.

kOaMaster
11-08-2009, 02:52 PM
Murray would be a deep fried Mars bar.

hahahahahahaha :D

IvanAndreevich
11-08-2009, 02:55 PM
Verdasco is Tobasco straight up. Come on, I thought you knew that.

allez_mike
11-08-2009, 02:58 PM
I thought Fed would be some type of cheeeeeese

GoaLaSSo
11-08-2009, 03:02 PM
Federer: Lobster drizzled with melted butter
Nadal: A Peach
djokovic: Spaghetti with meat sauce
murray: Liver and Onions
del po: Chimichangas con queso
roddick: Baconater with large fries and a coke
davydenko: Tuna sandwich on white bread
verdasco: iceberg lettuce with bottled water
tsonga: habenero baguette
soderling: Turducken (turkey, duck, chicken all in one)

Toxicmilk
11-08-2009, 03:15 PM
Djokovic: Rice

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=280636&highlight=djokovic+slice+rice

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Federer: Dog feces

Nadal: Pasta

Djokovic: Dog feces

Murray: Dog feces

Delpo: Dog feces

Roddick: Dog feces

Davydenko: Dog feces

Verdasco: Dog feces

Tsonga: Dog feces

Soderling: Dog feces

SirGounder
11-08-2009, 03:29 PM
Maybe I'm stupid but I find it hard to find any good logic behind any of these. Maybe you guys can post your reasoning too?

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 03:32 PM
Maybe I'm stupid but I find it hard to find any good logic behind any of these. Maybe you guys can post your reasoning too?


You're asking for too much. :)


Welcome to the forums. :)

Shellovic
11-08-2009, 03:37 PM
this thread is so gay!...

TheFifthSet
11-08-2009, 04:32 PM
Verdasco is Tobasco straight up. Come on, I thought you knew that.

Nah, too mainstream. :D

musicalmedic81
11-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Federer- Broiled herb crusted salmon w/ sauteed french green beans, grilled rosemary potatoes and a glass of white zinfandel (sp?)

Nadal - Chicken and Beef Chimichanga with spanish rice and beans, a roasted leg of lamb and 6 cheeseburgers

Djokovic - 12 oz NY strip, medium rare with steamed rice and broccoli

Murray- corn on the cob, eaten through a fence

Delpo- hay and oats

Roddick - Grilled porkchops with mashed potatoes, green beans, texas toast and baked apples and a large glass of chocolate milk.

Davy- ham and cheese on rye with a diet coke

Verdasco- Carne Asada steak w/ grilled onions and peppers

Tsonga- 2 hot pockets, 3 waffles and whatever else is in the freezer

Soderling - Egg "jokes"

Cyan
11-08-2009, 05:04 PM
Nadal: A Peach



LOL....................

pound cat
11-08-2009, 05:15 PM
Davydenko...cottage cheese pyrogi with sour creem. (Polish)


aka in Russian ..vareneky

tikkimonkey
11-08-2009, 05:19 PM
I see you guys like eating men in their 20s.

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 05:25 PM
I see you guys like eating men in their 20s.

Yeah, so.....? :D

SuperFly
11-08-2009, 05:30 PM
Serena Williams= Big Mac :shock:

IvanAndreevich
11-08-2009, 06:03 PM
Federer: Dog feces

Nadal: Pasta

Djokovic: Dog feces

Murray: Dog feces

Delpo: Dog feces

Roddick: Dog feces

Davydenko: Dog feces

Verdasco: Dog feces

Tsonga: Dog feces

Soderling: Dog feces

You eat dog feces? Most people wouldn't consider that food, but you clearly do.

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 06:08 PM
You eat dog feces? Most people wouldn't consider that food, but you clearly do.

I didn't say that I eat dog feces.


In some cultures it may be considered a food. :)

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 06:09 PM
Kuznetsova = ugly pineapple

Serena = greasy burger

svijk
11-08-2009, 07:00 PM
this thread is a great example of people trying to be creative and funny but come up waaaaaaay short.......

TheFifthSet
11-08-2009, 07:05 PM
this thread is a great example of people trying to be creative and funny but come up waaaaaaay short.......

Eh, I wasn't trying to be funny at all. Just an attempt at a light-hearted thread for a change, rather than one that sets off a chain of arguments that end up going nowhere.

Soooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. :(:(:(

BTW, I and everybody else who has read my posts know that I would never aspire to be creative. :D

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 07:05 PM
Gilles Simon = Chicken


Tsonga = Hot dog


Federer = Mustard


Gulbis = Mouse


gj011 = Chocolate Cake

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 07:06 PM
Eh, I wasn't trying to be funny at all. Just an attempt at a light-hearted thread for a change, rather than one that sets off a chain of arguments that end up going nowhere.

Soooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. :(:(

Lol, don't be sorry. :)


I think this is a good thread. :)

TheFifthSet
11-08-2009, 07:09 PM
Lol, don't be sorry. :)


I think this is a good thread. :)

Dippy, you always seem to have a way of raising this forum's morale. :) :)

MuseFan
11-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Federer- Broiled herb crusted salmon w/ sauteed french green beans, grilled rosemary potatoes and a glass of cabernet sauvignon (sp?)


That's more like it.

Serendipitous
11-08-2009, 07:37 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=federer


Federer is on urban dictionary....lol.

halalula1234
11-09-2009, 04:43 AM
Serena: Chocolate mud cake

Gorecki
11-09-2009, 05:29 AM
Agassi: Snow Cone... :)

mawashi
11-09-2009, 06:45 AM
Federer - Filet Mignon on a bed of Couscous and topped with a dollop of Foie gras (something almost too good to be true :))

Nadal - A rich hearty Paella with seafood, wild fowl, rabbit meat & sprinkled liberally with saffron! (something I'll always miss)

Djokovic - 4 spicy Chilli Crabs, 6 steamed buns, steamed blue-spotted grouper, 12 scallops with black sauce/garlic and washed down with freezing cold bear! (fun messy & not to healthy)

Murray - Boiled eggs served cold... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Delpo - A open air Gaucho feast with bottles of shiraz & cabernet sauvignon. (Big, rich and bring plenty of antacids)

Roddick - An OVERSIZED burger at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub (interesting for a while but can get tedious).

Davy - A great sushi meal at Sukiyabashi Jiro, (expensive, refine but not for everyone)

Verdasco - SPICY Mexican food what else, the hotter the better!

Monfils - Escargots, Boudin Noir, Bulots, frog legs and other funky French food (Exciting at times but cringe worthy at others).

mawashi

Serendipitous
11-09-2009, 07:02 AM
Federer - Filet Mignon on a bed of Couscous and topped with a dollop of Foie gras (something almost too good to be true :))

Nadal - A rich hearty Paella with seafood, wild fowl, rabbit meat & sprinkled liberally with saffron! (something I'll always miss)

Djokovic - 4 spicy Chilli Crabs, 6 steamed buns, steamed blue-spotted grouper, 12 scallops with black sauce/garlic and washed down with freezing cold bear! (fun messy & not to healthy)

Murray - Boiled eggs served cold... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Delpo - A open air Gaucho feast with bottles of shiraz & cabernet sauvignon. (Big, rich and bring plenty of antacids)

Roddick - An OVERSIZED burger at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub (interesting for a while but can get tedious).

Davy - A great sushi meal at Sukiyabashi Jiro, (expensive, refine but not for everyone)

Verdasco - SPICY Mexican food what else, the hotter the better!

Monfils - Escargots, Boudin Noir, Bulots, frog legs and other funky French food (Exciting at times but cringe worthy at others).

mawashi

Woah.....:)

JennyS
11-09-2009, 07:11 AM
Djokovic: Ham

CCNM
11-09-2009, 12:57 PM
After all the Agassi threads this is fun.
Federer-salmon sushi
Nadal-beef tenderloin
Novak D-cherry streudel
Murray-cold bottle of Bass Ale :)
Del porto-a carrot
and yes, Serena would be a big hamburger.

mawashi
11-09-2009, 09:01 PM
and yes, Serena would be a big hamburger.

She is more like a really DEEP dish pan pizza with a pound of cheese on top! (Greasy, salty, overwhelming n enough to make you sick)

mawashi

kishnabe
11-09-2009, 10:34 PM
What a poor idea of Scotland you've got there, Murray would be a deep fried Mars bar.

Please, that stuff is real good!!!

Baikalic
11-09-2009, 10:36 PM
Federer - Filet Mignon on a bed of Couscous and topped with a dollop of Foie gras (something almost too good to be true :))

Nadal - A rich hearty Paella with seafood, wild fowl, rabbit meat & sprinkled liberally with saffron! (something I'll always miss)

Djokovic - 4 spicy Chilli Crabs, 6 steamed buns, steamed blue-spotted grouper, 12 scallops with black sauce/garlic and washed down with freezing cold bear! (fun messy & not to healthy)

Murray - Boiled eggs served cold... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Delpo - A open air Gaucho feast with bottles of shiraz & cabernet sauvignon. (Big, rich and bring plenty of antacids)

Roddick - An OVERSIZED burger at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub (interesting for a while but can get tedious).

Davy - A great sushi meal at Sukiyabashi Jiro, (expensive, refine but not for everyone)

Verdasco - SPICY Mexican food what else, the hotter the better!

Monfils - Escargots, Boudin Noir, Bulots, frog legs and other funky French food (Exciting at times but cringe worthy at others).

mawashi

you are making me hungry, sans Monfils :). ..,.funky french food...

Leelord337
11-09-2009, 10:38 PM
Federer - Filet Mignon on a bed of Couscous and topped with a dollop of Foie gras (something almost too good to be true :))

Nadal - A rich hearty Paella with seafood, wild fowl, rabbit meat & sprinkled liberally with saffron! (something I'll always miss)

Djokovic - 4 spicy Chilli Crabs, 6 steamed buns, steamed blue-spotted grouper, 12 scallops with black sauce/garlic and washed down with freezing cold bear! (fun messy & not to healthy)

Murray - Boiled eggs served cold... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Delpo - A open air Gaucho feast with bottles of shiraz & cabernet sauvignon. (Big, rich and bring plenty of antacids)

Roddick - An OVERSIZED burger at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub (interesting for a while but can get tedious).

Davy - A great sushi meal at Sukiyabashi Jiro, (expensive, refine but not for everyone)

Verdasco - SPICY Mexican food what else, the hotter the better!

Monfils - Escargots, Boudin Noir, Bulots, frog legs and other funky French food (Exciting at times but cringe worthy at others).

mawashi

lmao u got a few of them right on ;)

Leelord337
11-09-2009, 10:41 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=federer


Federer is on urban dictionary....lol.

lol i actually posted a tennis word to UD http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fearhand

mawashi
11-10-2009, 04:38 AM
you are making me hungry, sans Monfils :). ..,.funky french food...

Hey I actually like French food, Escargots & frog legs r pretty good if totally unreadable on the menu :lol:

I hope you're not hungry for cold boiled eggs?

mawashi

mawashi
11-10-2009, 04:40 AM
lmao u got a few of them right on ;)

Which one did I get wrong... I'm a foodie so I gotta get it right :)

Besides I've yet to think of the rest of the guys n girls on the top 10 but I'm sure Maria will be a screamer :lol:!

mawashi

Gen
11-10-2009, 06:20 AM
Davydenko...cottage cheese pyrogi with sour creem. (Polish)


aka in Russian ..vareneky

They aren't Russian, they are Ukranian, and called "vareniki".

Nadal would be chocolate, he is a chocolate freak.