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JennyS
11-12-2009, 05:12 PM
I'm editing this to say this is a PARODY of "jackbauerfacts" tweets on twitter. Check him out:

http://twitter.com/jackbauerfacts


1. When Roger Federer loses, tournament organizers have to scratch his name off the trophy.
2. Tennis balls look forward to being hit by Roger Federer's racquet.
3. When Grand Slam draws come out, all of the players in Roger Federer's quarter book their plane tickets home.
4. Roger Federer's left hand has never touched a tennis racquet.
5. Roger Federer knows where Andy Roddick is going to hit the ball before Andy Roddick does.
6. Roger Federer makes good players look like clowns.
7. Roger Federer cause Andy Roddick's hairline to recede.
8. Roger Federer cause the blackout on "FlashForward."
9. Superman wears Roger Federer pajamas.
10. Obiwan Kenobi used a Jedi Mind trick on Roger Federer and got a migraine.
11. Roger Federer doesn't get beaten. He just gets bored.
12. Roger Federer learned to hit a tennis ball and walk, in that order.

flyinghippos101
11-12-2009, 05:15 PM
uhh...

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=272192

CHOcobo
11-12-2009, 05:27 PM
Roger Federer's left hand touches the racket between rallies.

SuperFly
11-12-2009, 05:36 PM
Roger trolls, oh how you are silly.

Serendipitous
11-12-2009, 05:40 PM
13. Federer's first name is Roger.

hoodjem
11-12-2009, 05:42 PM
1. When Roger Federer loses, tournament organizers have to scratch his name off the trophy.
2. Tennis balls look forward to being hit by Roger Federer's racquet.
3. When Grand Slam draws come out, all of the players in Roger Federer's quarter book their plane tickets home.
4. Roger Federer's left hand has never touched a tennis racquet.
5. Roger Federer knows where Andy Roddick is going to hit the ball before Andy Roddick does.
6. Roger Federer makes good players look like clowns.
7. Roger Federer cause Andy Roddick's hairline to recede.
8. Roger Federer cause the blackout on "FlashForward."
9. Superman wears Roger Federer pajamas.
10. Obiwan Kenobi used a Jedi Mind trick on Roger Federer and got a migraine.
11. Roger Federer doesn't get beaten. He just gets bored.
12. Roger Federer learned to hit a tennis ball and walk, in that order.
God, *******s are so looney.

svijk
11-12-2009, 05:51 PM
must say OP has posted some good threads before but this one is a poor effort at humor.

I am a Fed fan too but wouldn't spend time thinking how i can suck up to him on these boards

RoddickAce
11-12-2009, 06:12 PM
must say OP has posted some good threads before but this one is a poor effort at humor.

I am a Fed fan too but wouldn't spend time thinking how i can suck up to him on these boards

I believe this is a chuck norris parody lolz...

nfor304
11-12-2009, 06:23 PM
4. Roger Federer's left hand has never touched a tennis racquet.


Roger Federer is actually left handed. A condition of his atp membership is that he must use his right hand at all times to give the tour an illusion of competition.

SuperFly
11-12-2009, 06:28 PM
13. Federer's first name is Roger.

14. Roger's last name is Federer.

MajinX
11-12-2009, 06:33 PM
lol ppl its a joke and i found alot of the them funny. the roddick one was good.

ninman
11-12-2009, 06:42 PM
15. Federer can play with broken strings and still win.
16. Federer is never lucky, he's just good.

Serendipitous
11-12-2009, 06:45 PM
17. Federer is related to Mun.

BounceHitBounceHit
11-12-2009, 07:53 PM
Roger Federer is actually left handed. A condition of his atp membership is that he must use his right hand at all times to give the tour an illusion of competition.

Too bad his Uncle Larry made him switch to his right hand when he was 7 years old.......think how tough he COULD have been! ;) BHBH

[d]ragon
11-12-2009, 08:05 PM
5. Roger Federer knows where Andy Roddick is going to hit the ball before Andy Roddick does.


I have to admit this one is pretty funny

kishnabe
11-12-2009, 08:30 PM
13. Federer's first name is Roger.

LoL. When Federer plays his racquet dissapears.

kishnabe
11-12-2009, 08:32 PM
17. Federer is related to Mun.

Horrible if that was true!! Maybe family rivarly?

MasturB
11-12-2009, 09:37 PM
Federer's left hand actually touches the throat of the racket... on backhands... (slice and topspin)

lol

Agassifan
11-12-2009, 10:05 PM
Roger Federer doesn't shank forehands once in a while

JennyS
11-13-2009, 07:05 AM
I believe this is a chuck norris parody lolz...

I was doing a Jack Bauer facts parody (although I'm sure the Jack Bauer stuff is a parody of Chuck Norris facts). There's a guy over on twitter called "jackbauerfacts" and he has some really funny ones:
http://twitter.com/jackbauerfacts

So for people who think this was just trolling or Fed worshipping, you're wrong!

JennyS
11-13-2009, 07:06 AM
Roger Federer is actually left handed. A condition of his atp membership is that he must use his right hand at all times to give the tour an illusion of competition.

I considered writing something like that:D

Gorecki
11-13-2009, 07:09 AM
14. Roger's last name is Federer.

Roger, who's last name is Federer was born in Basel, where coincidently was born a tennis player that goes by the name of Federer, first name Roger.

Gorecki
11-13-2009, 07:11 AM
17. Federer is related to Mun.

Mun is Friends with Pagony.

Anaconda
11-13-2009, 07:59 AM
17. Federer is related to Mun.

What is mun?

feetofclay
11-13-2009, 01:00 PM
13. Federer's first name is Roger.

18. Roger Federer has to have his initals on everything to remind him and everyone else who he is.

Ledigs
11-13-2009, 01:08 PM
I considered writing something like that:D

Is this about Nadal?