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JennyS
12-03-2009, 05:56 PM
Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.

malakas
12-03-2009, 06:07 PM
"Stepa baby" by malakas.

malakas
12-03-2009, 06:11 PM
"Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum chorus.
or the swedish version:
"Rafa got run down by a Soderldeer" :(

"Jingle Bets" Kolya Davydenko.
"The Little Dumber Boy" by Murray again.
"What Child is this??!":shock: by Federer dedicated to Mirka.http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/tape.gif
"Mr Grinch" by..who do you think again?:)

malakas
12-03-2009, 06:29 PM
Last Christmas (on tour) by Safin,Mauresmo and Santoro . :cry:

malakas
12-03-2009, 06:34 PM
"All I want for christmas is my two front teeth" by Andy Murray

LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOYRdvyttW0

"It's the most wonderful time of the year" performed by Federer dedicated to Wimby.:)
"Rocking around the christmas tree" by Bryan Bros with Djoker quest star. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/erm.gif

"I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" by cuddles.http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/hearts.gif

"O Come, All Ye Faithful" by Tiger Woods.

JennyS
12-03-2009, 06:45 PM
"Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum chorus.
or the swedish version:
"Rafa got run down by a Soderldeer" :(

"Jingle Bets" Kolya Davydenko.
"The Little Dumber Boy" by Murray again.
"What Child is this??!":shock: by Federer dedicated to Mirka.http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/tape.gif
"Mr Grinch" by..who do you think again?:)

LOL those are all funny!

OHBH
12-03-2009, 06:46 PM
Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.

Here are some I made up

"Deck the Haas" sung by Roger Federer
"All I want for Christman is Youzhny" sung by Nicolas Almagro
"Run Run Rafa" sung by Robin Soderling
"Oh little town of Wimbledon" sung by Roger Federer
"Murray, It's Christmas Day" sung by Andy Murray
"Djokovic the Donkey" sung by Andy Roddick

JennyS
12-03-2009, 06:50 PM
Here are some I made up

"Deck the Haas" sung by Roger Federer
"All I want for Christman is Youzhny" sung by Nicolas Almagro
"Run Run Rafa" sung by Robin Soderling
"Oh little town of Wimbledon" sung by Roger Federer
"Murray, It's Christmas Day" sung by Andy Murray
"Djokovic the Donkey" sung by Andy Roddick

Those are great! I especially like Deck the Haas and Run Run Rafa. Haha.

malakas
12-03-2009, 06:54 PM
"Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/angel.gif special appearance Hingis

(I'm) Joy to the World! by Novak Djokovic.

Blue Bra Christmas by A.Muzza. and maximo.

All I want for Christmas is proof!! by Dr.Akulie.

Serendipitous
12-03-2009, 07:04 PM
"Murray Christmas" performed by Ivo Karlovic and Maximo

JennyS
12-03-2009, 07:05 PM
How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me

Skabeast121
12-03-2009, 07:10 PM
"Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/angel.gif special appearance Hingis

Malakas FTW

malakas
12-03-2009, 07:22 PM
How about some lyrics...


ok.For "Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum.

Muzza got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Blink, we believe.

Muzza'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged him oh please to go.
But he'd forgot his medication, (as usual! http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/shrug.gif)
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' GOAT marks on his back. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/eek.gif

Murray got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Blink, we believe. http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/notworthy.gif

Thank you Santa!http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/devil.gif
Merry Christmas

malakas
12-03-2009, 08:11 PM
ok,I did another one,but dunno if it's good and english isn't my mother tongue...So please don't laugh at me lol. :p

malakas
12-03-2009, 08:11 PM
Jingle Bets by Nikolay Davydenko.

Cashing in the flow
In a one huge bettin game
O'er the field I go
Laughing all the way http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/devil.gif
Bets for wife's ringhttp://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/awww.gif
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A betting song tonight!

Oh, jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a try
And soon Miss Fanny Bright (fed's actual betting nick!http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/eek.gif)
Was seated by my side
The match was a clear tank
The Fortune seemed our lot
We got into a rigged bank
And then we got upsot heyy!http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/dance.gif

jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie

malakas
12-04-2009, 04:06 PM
ok...maybe that wasn't so good,but no reason to burry this thread :(

Come on people!!!

Blinkism
12-04-2009, 04:13 PM
"I'll be home for Wimbledon" - by Rafael Nadal

OHBH
12-04-2009, 06:25 PM
Lyrics for Run Run Rafa

Out of all the clay courters
You know you're the mastermind
Run Run Rafa
Roger ain't too far behind

Run run Rafa
Tony's got to make it to town
Tony make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rafa
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

Said Tony to the boy
Child what have you been longing for?
All I want for Christmas is to
Run without my knees getting sore
And then away went Rafa
Whizzin' like a Dunlop Fort

Said Tony to Robin
Child what would please you most to get?
I want to play Roger and somehow get a set
And then away went Rafa
Whizzin' like a saber jet

Said Tony to Murray
Child what do you need?
I need an easy draw cause you know I ain't beating a seed
And then away went Rafa
Only Borg had better foot speed

Run run Rafa
Tony's got to make it to town
Tony make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rafa
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

Run run Rafa
I'm reelin' like a merry go round
Come on run run Rafa
I'm reelin' like a merry go round

featherlight
12-05-2009, 05:05 AM
you guys are really good , keep them coming

TheNatural
12-05-2009, 10:26 AM
"All I want for Christmas Is a Davis Cup" by Roger Federer

mtr1
12-05-2009, 10:36 AM
"Fairytale of New York" Juan Martin Del Potro

fps
12-05-2009, 10:46 AM
Frosting the Doughman by Nalbandian (not the best, i'll be back)

mtr1
12-05-2009, 12:00 PM
"Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/angel.gif special appearance Hingis
(I'm) Joy to the World! by Novak Djokovic.

Blue Bra Christmas by A.Muzza. and maximo.

All I want for Christmas is proof!! by Dr.Akulie.

White Christmas?

JennyS
12-06-2009, 06:03 PM
Serena "Have a Ball Down Your Throat Christmas"

vandre
12-07-2009, 10:35 AM
"all i want for christmas is some hookers and vodka" by marat safin

FlamEnemY
12-07-2009, 01:08 PM
'All I want for Christmas is you', sung by A. Roddick, dedicated to Wimbledon.

fps
12-07-2009, 01:28 PM
All I Want For Christmas Is (Yen-Hsun) Lu

runningmann
12-07-2009, 01:29 PM
"F**** down your throat" By Serena Williams



Actual LOL material there

jones101
12-07-2009, 01:49 PM
How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me

Hands down the best

jones101
12-07-2009, 02:15 PM
Murray - All I want for Christmas (is a grandslam)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's is just one thing I need
Yeah I really like my titles
But a bigger one would do for me
I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is grandslam (or two)

(or twoo ooo ooo baby)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
USO was my best bet, but
Cilic kicked but butt in three.
It has never been my forte
But I'd kill to win on clay.
Valencia won't make me happy
I can push at that level and win all day
I just want one for my own
Especially Wimbledon at home
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a Grandslam (or two)

(twooo oo ooh baby)

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
Im training over Christmas in Miami
To gain an edge on all my foes
I gonna make list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
'Please make Fed and Rafa poorly'
It'll improve my chances, dont you think?
'Cause I just want one here tonight
On my mantlepiece for my delight
I've been pushing but I can't breakthrough
Baby all I want for Christmas is a grandslam (or two)

Twooo ooo ooh baby

All the top guys are all shining
So so brightly everywhere
Delpo stolen all my thunder
Locker room laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
My window of opportunity keeps on ticking
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my grandslam to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to be a champion
And to be loved and felt adored
Oh I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas a grandslam
All I want for Christmas is a grandslam (repeat and fade)

malakas
12-07-2009, 02:17 PM
hahahahah :mrgreen: Good one jones!!Bravo!

Badger
12-07-2009, 03:05 PM
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.

"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.

Loving these two!

pound cat
12-07-2009, 03:30 PM
...........................

pound cat
12-07-2009, 03:37 PM
Jingle Bets by Nikolay Davydenko.

Cashing in the flow
In a one huge bettin game
O'er the field I go
Laughing all the way http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/devil.gif
Bets for wife's ringhttp://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/awww.gif
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A betting song tonight!

Oh, jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a try
And soon Miss Fanny Bright (fed's actual betting nick!http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/eek.gif)
Was seated by my side
The match was a clear tank
The Fortune seemed our lot
We got into a rigged bank
And then we got upsot heyy!http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bagdaddy_2006/smilies/dance.gif

jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie


That's great for someone who says his English isn't good. 95% of native English speakers couldn't come up with something so clever and funny.

Love the last 2 lines....yep, tennis is one huge bettin' pie

Merrry Criistmas fom bwin, Bet365 & Ladbrokes.

malakas
12-07-2009, 03:47 PM
hehe thanx poundcat!Very kind from you!!:D

lol yup,bet365 gives us christmas presents all year round.xD

FlamEnemY
12-09-2009, 01:41 PM
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!

jones101
12-09-2009, 01:47 PM
/\ /\ /\ /\ /\

LMAO great job, thats made me LOL, its catchy too.


'Dashing through the clay, with FO on the way ..................'

pound cat
12-09-2009, 01:53 PM
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!



Brilliant....thanks for the Christmas cheer

JennyS
12-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Records Roasting on an Open Fire
by Roger Federer

Records roasting on an open fire
erasing every one in sight.
Although you were great, many times, many ways.
I am better than you.

jaggy
12-10-2009, 01:43 PM
White Christmas by Buster Mottram

malakas
12-10-2009, 02:08 PM
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!



hahaha wonderful!Much better than mine!!!:D

CCNM
12-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Hey Jones101, I can actually hear Mariah C performing your song about A. Murray :lol:
How about:
Joy to the World (I'm back on the Tour)-Justine Henin
White Christmas-the Russian ladies
Frosty the Snowman-N. Davydenko & D. Nalbandian

TennisD
12-10-2009, 11:31 PM
How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me
Excellent.

volleynets
12-10-2009, 11:48 PM
Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.

Vamos Navidad made me laugh so hard for I dont know what reason!

Good ones there!