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GasquetGOAT
12-05-2009, 09:01 AM
:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]1. GOAT 20 up, 12 down
buy goat mugs, tshirts and magnetsRec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.

Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.

Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.


GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Borg
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
*** picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline /QUOTE]

what a load of *****...

papucla10
12-05-2009, 07:51 PM
This is very funny men. specially Nalbis.

jazzyfunkybluesy
12-05-2009, 07:59 PM
Awesome find.

OroDeSantoro
12-05-2009, 08:26 PM
Fabrice Santoro as GOAT... I didn't see that one coming

trenzterra
12-05-2009, 08:57 PM
Federer from Sweden?

shaysrebelII
12-05-2009, 09:17 PM
Federer from Sweden?

that part is really weak. the rest of it is rather humorous though. :)

stanfordtennis alum
12-05-2009, 09:29 PM
wow... great find!

tikkimonkey
12-05-2009, 09:31 PM
Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Notice the entire bolded statement.

Cup8489
12-05-2009, 09:41 PM
Notice the entire bolded statement.

i found it more funny that they also claim Sampras is the supreme GOAT.

yeah..uh who still believes that without a shadow of a doubt? i mean other than the useless trolls here?

Pidgeon
12-06-2009, 01:56 AM
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick



R O F L =D

dropshot winner
12-06-2009, 02:03 AM
Federer from Sweden?
Seems to be a common misconception. I've met quite a few people from the states that could not tell Switzerland and Sweden apart.

Mustard
12-06-2009, 05:00 AM
Fitness GOAT by a mile is Muster. Forget your Borgs, Changs, Couriers and Lendls, they don't touch Muster in the fitness stakes.