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Claudius
12-25-2009, 10:41 AM
That's right...

Recon
12-25-2009, 01:36 PM
--nevermind..

Storm_Kyori
12-25-2009, 01:57 PM
like with a bat?....

Andres
12-25-2009, 02:03 PM
OK.... at what?

5263
12-25-2009, 02:15 PM
Though you said you were 3.5?

Must have enjoyed some great improvement over the last month or so!
Congrats!

Breaker
12-25-2009, 02:22 PM
No, you couldn't.

I am quite confident that my skills would best your skills in any form of combat or competition in which we would be pitted against one another, mano y mano. In such a scenario you would be not only bested, but destroyed, annihilated, chewed up and shat out like a piece of Christmas cake, and crumpled up then tossed into the corner much like what happens to you in your 2.5 league after the friendly neighbourhood 12 year old girl beats you yet again in front of all of your (former) friends. You would become a shell of the man you are currently if you were to challenge me and this I am 100% certain of. In other words, the bottom of my boot would have an imprint of your arse on it when I was through with you.

jazzyfunkybluesy
12-25-2009, 02:57 PM
Your a massive tool. To even say that is lame.

larry10s
12-25-2009, 03:05 PM
big deal. get a life

Claudius
12-25-2009, 03:24 PM
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!

larry10s
12-25-2009, 03:28 PM
so what??? what is your shoe size???

BreakPoint
12-25-2009, 03:50 PM
That's right...
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right? :oops:

Fedace
12-25-2009, 04:16 PM
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right? :oops:

I can beat Pete, he is getting old....:)

fruitytennis1
12-25-2009, 06:02 PM
Fedace might be able to beat pete if he was playing left handed with a broken left hand just mabey.

SFrazeur
12-25-2009, 06:09 PM
That's right...

Dude,

Get a clue, get a job or a girl. You've got too much damn time on your hands.

-SF

FD3S
12-25-2009, 06:30 PM
I had thought I had seen the depths of his ignorance when I saw his inane topic on how Chris Evert would lose to a 4.5.

The bottom of the barrel just got deeper, it seems.

gzhpcu
12-25-2009, 11:10 PM
Come on guys, he's just yanking your chains...:)

lawlitssoo1n
12-26-2009, 12:03 AM
congradulations

JoelDali
12-26-2009, 04:53 AM
http://photos.upi.com/story/t/c32d355ababfc2f96dc4161a8b4b6573/Illinois-gov-indictment-holds-up-tradition.jpg

Kaz00
12-26-2009, 06:56 AM
i would so beat u on modern warfare 2!

Mick
12-26-2009, 09:29 AM
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!

be careful of what you wish for, a pusher could show up and crush your ego :)

zapvor
12-26-2009, 09:45 AM
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!

there is the MAC you know. i like to hit you, but i am not that good

Davis937
12-26-2009, 09:48 AM
No, you couldn't.

I am quite confident that my skills would best your skills in any form of combat or competition in which we would be pitted against one another, mano y mano. In such a scenario you would be not only bested, but destroyed, annihilated, chewed up and shat out like a piece of Christmas cake, and crumpled up then tossed into the corner much like what happens to you in your 2.5 league after the friendly neighbourhood 12 year old girl beats you yet again in front of all of your (former) friends. You would become a shell of the man you are currently if you were to challenge me and this I am 100% certain of. In other words, the bottom of my boot would have an imprint of your arse on it when I was through with you.

... sounds like it would be a pretty tight match *smile*!

1st Seed
12-26-2009, 10:31 AM
There's gotta be someone in the DC area that can stomp Confident Claud?
Shame you're not in Toronto I would love to give you a free beating.
COME ON! make the challenge and set up this EXO love to see the results.
Claudius let me know what kind of Wheaties you're eating.
"Remember you can't beat the Dragon!!" (Mike Agassi)
Accept the challenge!!!
Figure's a Wawrinka fan.. nuff said

Ripper014
12-26-2009, 11:34 AM
That's right...

Thats ok... I was pretty sure there was a few people here that were better than me... and if I look around... I am sure there is someone within a mile of me that could probably beat me too. I am not losing sleep over it.

ryangoring
12-27-2009, 03:40 AM
First of all, what are so proficient in? Stupid? Well you got all of us beat on that one.
Second of all, whatever you smoking, PAST THAT ***** HERE!
Have a great day in lala land!

equinox
12-27-2009, 05:20 AM
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!

Hope you clear out all the super mutants first!

Cindysphinx
12-27-2009, 06:07 AM
If you live in the DC metro area, it's on!! Any place, any time!

I concede.

Yaz
12-27-2009, 11:35 AM
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right? :oops:

Wow really? I had read before that sampras did but did not know about Tursunov...what's his screen name?

zapvor
12-27-2009, 11:39 AM
lol Yaz hes kidding

stanfordtennis alum
12-27-2009, 11:40 AM
OP: i will be more than happy to challenge you to a 2 out of 3 set match.. next time your in Nor Cal, let me know and we will play for $$

Fedace
12-27-2009, 11:52 AM
OP: i will be more than happy to challenge you to a 2 out of 3 set match.. next time your in Nor Cal, let me know and we will play for $$

Take it easy on him, kevin. We don't want to go home crying and give up tennis all together....:)

stanfordtennis alum
12-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Take it easy on him, kevin. We don't want to go home crying and give up tennis all together....:)

haha...just trying to put him in place..

Mick
12-27-2009, 05:22 PM
I concede.

this response reminds me of a commercial promoting the US Open series where john mcenroe challenged roger federer to a tennis match and federer just wasn't interested :)

darthpwner
12-27-2009, 07:50 PM
I guarentee you Claudius that you cant beat TMOP or Clint Thompson

Fedace
12-27-2009, 07:55 PM
I guarentee you Claudius that you cant beat TMOP or Clint Thompson

How do you know Claudius isn't a touring pro ? maybe he is Radek Stepanek playing practical jokes on us......?:)

Mick
12-27-2009, 08:00 PM
How do you know Claudius isn't a touring pro ? maybe he is Radek Stepanek playing practical jokes on us......?:)

because a touring pro has better things to do than to challenge people from talk tennis forum :)

it would be like a 3.5 challenging a beginner. it makes no sense.

Fedace
12-27-2009, 08:03 PM
because a touring pro has better things to do than to challenge people from talk tennis forum :)

it would be like a 3.5 challenging a beginner. it makes no sense.

Hey, Clinton can give Radek a good match on a given day.. and maybe even beat him on a given day...:)

keepurpowderdry
12-29-2009, 12:49 PM
That's right...

My fathers wooshoo is better than your fathers wooshoo

Kick_It
12-29-2009, 01:41 PM
Claudius -

I'll play you after you beat Chris Evert in a real tennis match (not at poker, or something else) ;-)

PS - you'll need to travel to the west coast to play me.

Good Luck! K_I

tennisguy5
12-29-2009, 01:41 PM
Dude... There is no way haha :)

SourStraws
12-29-2009, 01:57 PM
it would be like a 3.5 challenging a beginner. it makes no sense.

Isn't a 3.5 a beginner though? (Serious question)

Claudius has major issues though...

S.S

Mick
12-29-2009, 02:00 PM
Isn't a 3.5 a beginner though? (Serious question)

Claudius has major issues though...

S.S

nah, not to me.

to me, 3.5 has all the strokes but the strokes aren't as good as those from a 4.0 and above.

to me a beginner is someone who just picks up a tennis racquet for the first time. it would take that person many years to reach the level of a 3.5 player, unless he's really a quick learner and quite talented .

SourStraws
12-29-2009, 03:18 PM
Oh okay that's fair enough. Thanks. Im an exception in that case lol

S.S.

ALten1
12-31-2009, 05:46 AM
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right? :oops:

Pete post here!? Pete, I think you are the greatest of all time! Why did you retire? I have many other questions, like where do you live and can I get your phone number so we can talk when I'm not so busy? I didn't even play back in the day but I would watch everytime you did. Another post say's that you don't post on here but I don't believe it. I can almost promise you will like me once you get to know me. In your world I'm a has been that never was, a 3.5 in a 2.0 body but I need help with my topspin serve. Not sure if the ball should be out in front or above me on the toss. Pete, it's not a man-crush.......but if you call and wife answers just hang up....I will know it's you.

sruckauf
12-31-2009, 06:39 AM
Pete post here!? Pete, I think you are the greatest of all time! Why did you retire? I have many other questions, like where do you live and can I get your phone number so we can talk when I'm not so busy? I didn't even play back in the day but I would watch everytime you did. Another post say's that you don't post on here but I don't believe it. I can almost promise you will like me once you get to know me. In your world I'm a has been that never was, a 3.5 in a 2.0 body but I need help with my topspin serve. Not sure if the ball should be out in front or above me on the toss. Pete, it's not a man-crush.......but if you call and wife answers just hang up....I will know it's you.

LOL funniest post I've read in a long time. Nicely done.

onehandbh
12-31-2009, 09:47 AM
Hello Mr. Claudius,
My niece lives out in the D.C. area. She can challenge you once she takes
some tennis lessons.

Claudius
12-31-2009, 10:13 AM
ahh...Is there anyone with the balls to challenge me?

JoshDragon
12-31-2009, 10:56 AM
ahh...Is there anyone with the balls to challenge me? http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/images/jbl.jpg

http://wa4.images.onesite.com/fans.wwe.com/user/jbl/c_06_raw011408cm_62424301_27.jpg

.................

bieker
12-31-2009, 08:24 PM
You do know that Pete Sampras and Dimitri Tursunov both post here, right? :oops:

True or False?

Bungalo Bill
12-31-2009, 10:46 PM
That's right...

Claudius, before I answer you, did you beat Chris yet?

CanadianChic
12-31-2009, 11:36 PM
That's right...

*pats Claudius gently on the top of his head* That's right, you sure can.