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sureshs
04-01-2010, 07:53 AM
SONY ERICSSON OPEN

Roger Federer Announces Retirement
Miami, USA
April 1, 2010

Federer officially brought to a close his career today, announcing his immediate retirement from the ATP World Tour.

He cited, as the main reason, a fear of losing again to Rafael Nadal - a fear that has paralysed him in recent matches against lower-ranked players like Marcos Baghdatis and Tomas Berdych.

"I have achieved everything, am happily married, and have two beautiful children. Why should I spoil that my losing to Rafa here or in Paris?" asked Federer.

The next phase of his life will consist of charity work, commentating and traveling. Mirka had also urged him to retire, confessed Federer.

GRANITECHIEF
04-01-2010, 07:54 AM
Whats the date again today!! Oh yeah! April 1st.

Dream_On
04-01-2010, 07:54 AM
Fools of the april

valiant
04-01-2010, 07:56 AM
Suresh might have thought it was real .

rocket
04-01-2010, 07:58 AM
Federer officially brought to a close his career today, announcing his immediate retirement from the ATP World Tour.

Good. I'm kinda tired of seeing him play well only 4 times a year. His slam record will soon be broken.

Blinkism
04-01-2010, 07:59 AM
Roger Federer announces retirement?????

How arrogant.

Gaab
04-01-2010, 08:02 AM
Roger Federer announces retirement?????

How arrogant.
:lol:

Someone HAD to say it!

JennyS
04-01-2010, 08:23 AM
Roger Federer announces retirement?????

How arrogant.

I know, right? How dare he not go to Roland Garros and Wimbledon and lose to Nadal like a man!

swordtennis
04-01-2010, 08:25 AM
Well if he keeps hitting that puny chip return and that poofy slice backhand he ought to retire! :-)

Jchurch
04-01-2010, 08:28 AM
I know, right? How dare he not go to Roland Garros and Wimbledon and lose to Nadal like a man!

NO NO NO! You are completely missing the point. Who said Roger Federer has the right to announce what he plans to do with his career. Just unbelievably arrogant of him.

Sixone
04-01-2010, 08:33 AM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z19/JamJamiro/021688228.jpg

JennyS
04-01-2010, 08:37 AM
NO NO NO! You are completely missing the point. Who said Roger Federer has the right to announce what he plans to do with his career. Just unbelievably arrogant of him.

Oh, I see. Yeah, who does he think he is? I thought we were the ones who got to plan his career! I demand he plays Monte Carlo AND Barcelona (singles and doubles!)

vkartikv
04-01-2010, 08:40 AM
everyday is april fools day for mr. suresh.

veroniquem
04-01-2010, 08:49 AM
That one didn't fool me for 1 second, sorry :)

Fedace
04-01-2010, 09:08 AM
The Man only knows Tennis......he is Incapable of doing anything else.

Li Ching Yuen
04-01-2010, 09:16 AM
The Man only knows Tennis......he is Incapable of doing anything else.

This post is hilarious in the context of this thread.

haha...

KAndersonFan
04-01-2010, 09:16 AM
The Man only knows Tennis......he is Incapable of doing anything else.

Such as going attending school at Stanford, getting his doctorate in medicine, and making lots of social commentary?

AM95
04-01-2010, 09:23 AM
LAWL ...

this isnt even a good one!

Jchurch
04-01-2010, 09:24 AM
Federer's true arrogancy is wanting to play tennis for as long as he can. Who the hell does he think he is? Wanting to stay around and play so fans can enjoy him. Narcissist is the only word that can describe him :)

Sentinel
04-01-2010, 09:28 AM
I was wondering how April 1st could pass without the obligatory thread from our dear genius sureshs.

My heart actually missed a beat !

paulorenzo
04-01-2010, 09:33 AM
The Man only knows Tennis......he is Incapable of doing anything else.

you remind me of Dwight Schrute.

TMF
04-01-2010, 09:38 AM
This thread gets a 1 star rating? I expect a 5 star rating.

Kam2010
04-01-2010, 09:51 AM
I think federer needs to retire before he gets hurt, hes saving himself for the Grand Slams lol.
I personally think he wont get to the finals at Roland Garos, Wimbledon I reckon he will get to the finals only to get beat by Nadal and if Nadal does do the double over him what does say about your icon *******s, considering Nadal has been out injured not been the same for a while and recently returned on seen blazing with Shakira in that vid and now those forehands on court :)

Praetorian
04-01-2010, 09:53 AM
Weak!! 10 char

GasquetGOAT
04-01-2010, 10:10 AM
you remind me of Dwight Schrute.

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

sureshs
04-01-2010, 11:03 AM
everyday is april fools day for mr. suresh.

Except the days of the Festivus

wsberry
04-01-2010, 02:15 PM
twisted humor...

P_Agony
04-01-2010, 02:23 PM
April's tool?

Gorecki
04-01-2010, 02:25 PM
hum... a thread with Professor Sugar E. S. H. and Dr. Fed. Ace M.D.

im about to learn something!

Rhino
04-01-2010, 03:25 PM
That one was too obviously not true, but nice try.

bluescreen
04-01-2010, 03:36 PM
Roger Federer announces retirement?????

How arrogant.

best post ever.

Speranza
04-01-2010, 03:39 PM
Breaking news!

SONY ERICSSON OPEN

Sureshs Announces Retirement

April 1, 2010

Suresh officially brought to a close his trolling career today, announcing his immediate retirement from the TWF.

He cited, as the main reason, a fear of someone taking him seriously - a fear that has paralyzed him in recent months against lower-ranked posters like Speranza and others.

"I haven't achieved anything, I'm not happily married, and don't have children. Why should I not give myself a chance of these things?" asked Sureshs.

The next phase of his life will consist of...getting one. Mirka had also urged him to retire, confessed Federer.

djokovicgonzalez2010
04-01-2010, 05:22 PM
That was sooooo unfunny

Sentinel
04-01-2010, 08:01 PM
everyday is april fools day for mr. suresh.

Breaking news!

SONY ERICSSON OPEN

Sureshs Announces Retirement

April 1, 2010

Suresh officially brought to a close his trolling career today, announcing his immediate retirement from the TWF.

He cited, as the main reason, a fear of someone taking him seriously - a fear that has paralyzed him in recent months against lower-ranked posters like Speranza and others.

"I haven't achieved anything, I'm not happily married, and don't have children. Why should I not give myself a chance of these things?" asked Sureshs.

The next phase of his life will consist of...getting one. Mirka had also urged him to retire, confessed Federer.

Lol !!! Both these old dudes are refusing to reture even though they are both clearly losing a step and getting their butts whipped by younger players/trolls.

Let's be grateful we were born during the time sureshs was at his peak. Future generations will envy us.

LameTennisPlayer
04-01-2010, 09:44 PM
That one didn't fool me for 1 second, sorry :)

me neither, considering who posted this...

Sangria
04-01-2010, 10:37 PM
Haha this thread is classic!

LBJfinalsMVP
04-01-2010, 11:24 PM
It'd have been a trickier idea if they put April 2, 2010 on the article date lol

TheMagicianOfPrecision
04-02-2010, 03:11 AM
The Man only knows Tennis......he is Incapable of doing anything else.

Well hey, to "only knows tennis" like he does there will be sacrifices made. And he appears to be an inteligent guy.
What do you suggest? That he attends UCLA or Harvard?

Overheadsmash
04-02-2010, 03:22 AM
This is a great thread lol. I hope Fed really does retire, then gets bored sitting home and getting bossed around by his wife, decides to un-retire two or three years later, then come back and get his ***** handed to him. That is always fuin to watch.

djokovicgonzalez2010
04-02-2010, 04:32 AM
you remind me of Dwight Schrute.

OMG, I thought of that too

Gorecki
04-02-2010, 04:52 AM
Well hey, to "only knows tennis" like he does there will be sacrifices made. And he appears to be an inteligent guy.
What do you suggest? That he attends UCLA or Harvard?

Stanford of course... like DR. Fedace!

Iron Man
04-02-2010, 04:55 AM
federer won't retire until he gets at least 25 slams ... so no hope for his haters

sureshs
04-02-2010, 07:30 AM
Lol !!! Both these old dudes are refusing to reture even though they are both clearly losing a step and getting their butts whipped by younger players/trolls.

Let's be grateful we were born during the time sureshs was at his peak. Future generations will envy us.

vkartikv is also an old dude

Sentinel
04-02-2010, 07:49 PM
April 2, 2010

Further to his stunning announcement of retirement, world number 1 Roger Federer announced that he will now work as a full-time coach for Sania Mirza once she moves to Dubai after marrying him.

She's obviously a very talented girl, Roger said with a smile, though I had no idea it would be this crazy.

Sania and I are childhood friends, we met like 6 or 7 years ago. It's great to be together again.

Agassifan
04-02-2010, 08:11 PM
Roger Federer Announces Retirement

Because he wants to stop pwning sureshs