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slicefox
05-23-2010, 03:17 PM
...then I will quit watching tennis.

Also, if Murray wins the entire tournament, I will quit watching AND playing tennis.

Marshredder
05-23-2010, 03:18 PM
Murrays not going to win either of those matches.

But thanks for your pointless opinion anyway.

Tennis_Bum
05-23-2010, 03:19 PM
Well, I can't guarantee this but I think you are safe. Something tells me that you can continue to watch and play tennis for a while.

jamesblakefan#1
05-23-2010, 03:49 PM
If that means you'll stop posting these bad threads,then....


GO MURRAY!!!

PSNELKE
05-23-2010, 04:07 PM
..IŽll eat my hat first and then kill myself :)

ksbh
05-23-2010, 04:15 PM
ROFL X 100! Great retort, JBF1!

If that means you'll stop posting these bad threads,then....


GO MURRAY!!!

diredesire
05-23-2010, 04:24 PM
IIRC, I predicted that Fed'd lose in the TW bracket ;)

THESEXPISTOL
05-23-2010, 04:27 PM
You're safe, he won't be through first round against Gasquet tomorrow.

Serendipitous
05-23-2010, 04:29 PM
Hey, where did my pretty picture go?!?!?!?!?! ;);)

decades
05-23-2010, 05:20 PM
this will be a great matchup of clay court masters.

Marius_Hancu
05-23-2010, 05:50 PM
same probability as getting there (to the SFs); good luck to both, if he can do them;

lawrence
05-23-2010, 06:14 PM
If Murray beats Federer in the SF and Nadal in the F I will upload a picture of me eating my own feces.

vortex1
05-23-2010, 06:18 PM
If Murray wins RG, I will build a mini-shrine in my room dedicated to Murray, convert to Murray-ism and pray at least 30 minutes a day to my new clay god.

Mansewerz
05-23-2010, 06:38 PM
I will be happy if Murray wins the French open.

Serendipitous
05-23-2010, 06:41 PM
If Murray wins RG, I will build a mini-shrine in my room dedicated to Murray, convert to Murray-ism and pray at least 30 minutes a day to my new clay god.

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/20/seriousdgif.gif

Ultra2HolyGrail
05-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Murray has a lot of confidence against fed. I would be worried if i was fed. :roll:

rocket
05-23-2010, 07:33 PM
Murray has a lot of confidence against fed. I would be worried if i was fed. :roll:

did you just wake up from a 2-year coma?

2slik
05-23-2010, 07:37 PM
I actually think Murray has a chance. He will get in Federer's head

sh@de
05-23-2010, 07:56 PM
If that means you'll stop posting these bad threads,then....


GO MURRAY!!!

HAHA win!! :):):)

slicefox
05-23-2010, 08:08 PM
If Murray beats Federer in the SF and Nadal in the F I will upload a picture of me eating my own feces.

same

10char

blaby
05-23-2010, 08:52 PM
i bet davydenko will have an afro before murray wins roland garros

slicefox
05-23-2010, 09:28 PM
i bet davydenko will have an afro before murray wins roland garros

lolololol good one

Rhino
05-23-2010, 09:42 PM
I would prefer Gasquet to beat him in the first round, that would be sweet!

nereis
05-23-2010, 11:24 PM
Murray isn't a natural clay courter even though he trained on the stuff as a teenager. Roger grew up on clay and spanks him on his best surface when Murray has all the hype behind him. Its a no brainer.

cucio
05-24-2010, 01:05 AM
Tennis will be so relieved you stop watching and playing it that it will take you up on your word and will make it happen. Happiness will ensue. Go Murray!

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232550815_bush doing the happy dance.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981992)

Join the ritual chant: "Murray! Go go! Go! Gooooo!"

CMM
05-24-2010, 01:12 AM
A Nadal-Murray final would be awesome.

Dutch-Guy
05-24-2010, 02:02 AM
I wonder if he'll even make it past Richie.

Sentinel
05-24-2010, 02:46 AM
I will be happy if Murray wins the French open.
Aah, you dont have too long to wait for happiness to come. Be ready QUICKLY.

OMGOAT
05-24-2010, 03:53 AM
murray is gonna lose to gasquet, who said semis?

mawashi
05-24-2010, 04:24 AM
The sooner Murray exits the better... need coffee n booze just to watch one of his games.

Coffee to keep awake n booze so I don't care how ugly he plays LOL!

mawashi

THUNDERVOLLEY
05-24-2010, 06:33 AM
A Nadal-Murray final would be awesome.

That would be the most unappealing match of the year...thanks to Murray's participation.

Sentinel
05-24-2010, 06:42 AM
murray is gonna lose to gasquet, who said semis?

I can't wait for this match to start. I am predicting it could be the REAL final. I hope to see Murray chew up the net!

kraggy
05-24-2010, 07:01 AM
I like Murray even less than I like Federer but for the purposes of seeing some major FAIL, go MURRAY!

Sentinel
05-24-2010, 07:06 AM
I like Murray even less than I like Federer but for the purposes of seeing some major FAIL, go MURRAY!
Roger that !

Fedex
05-24-2010, 07:11 AM
If that means you'll stop posting these bad threads,then....


GO MURRAY!!!

I second that.

C'MON MURRAY!!!

Silience the fox.

batz
05-24-2010, 03:55 PM
1 down, 6 to go.....:)

GO MURRAY!

West Coast Ace
05-24-2010, 04:09 PM
did you just wake up from a 2-year coma?Or he's been chanting "that didn't happen", "that didn't happen", that didn't happen" non-stop since someone got a severe *ss whoopin' about 4 months ago...

IvanisevicServe
05-24-2010, 06:24 PM
Never know...Roddick took a set off Federer at Madrid last year.

Serendipitous
05-24-2010, 06:34 PM
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

caulcano
05-25-2010, 05:14 AM
...then I will quit watching tennis.

Also, if Murray wins the entire tournament, I will quit watching AND playing tennis.

I'm praying for no Murray win. I just couldn't bear the British Media's coverage afterwards!

joeri888
05-25-2010, 05:19 AM
I'm praying for no Murray win. I just couldn't bear the British Media's coverage afterwards!

If Murray ever wins a Slam than it should be this year's wimbledon on a sunday, the saturday after England beats Spain after coming from 2-0 down, to book a place in the semifinal. That would be bearable. Murray winning ANY other Slam would be devastating.

batz
05-27-2010, 12:08 PM
2 down, 5 to go.....woot woot!

GO MURRAY!

cucio
05-28-2010, 10:23 AM
Bumpity bump. Dare we dream?

batz
05-28-2010, 10:36 AM
3 down, 4 to go.

GO MURRAY!

Chris Rizutto
05-28-2010, 10:38 AM
Murray sucks on clay he wont even take a set off of Fed.

Fedex
05-28-2010, 10:39 AM
The fox must be a bit nervous now.
Scurrying about in his den, sniffing and scratching.

Fedex
05-28-2010, 10:43 AM
Murray sucks on clay he wont even take a set off of Fed.

Did you watch the Murray, Baggy match today?
Murray can take sets off anyone.
If he can just keep his intensiteeee which is his problem.
He has the talent that's for sure.

batz
05-28-2010, 10:58 AM
Murray sucks on clay he wont even take a set off of Fed.

The tennis Gods are already mulling over a whole bundle of hubris in this thread - maybe your little bit of extra hubris will tip the balance.

Bryan Swartz
05-28-2010, 11:21 AM
In all seriousness, Murray's next match should be a real test, as Berdych is playing quite well at the moment(though he's certainly prone to going south at any moment).

batz
05-28-2010, 11:29 AM
In all seriousness, Murray's next match should be a real test, as Berdych is playing quite well at the moment(though he's certainly prone to going south at any moment).

Agreed. Will be anything but easy.

davey25
05-28-2010, 11:32 AM
Murray has no shot in the semis vs Federer if both make it. I am not even a Federer fan and I feel completely comfortable saying so. I would be amazed if he even got a single set. I am still not sure Murray will even reach the semis though.

Hitman
05-28-2010, 11:35 AM
I would love to see these two play here this year, and I'm hoping I get to see it.

Roger would be favorite, but just to see them play on a surface that is not a hard court would be fun! :)

2slik
05-28-2010, 11:36 AM
Murray has no shot in the semis vs Federer if both make it. I am not even a Federer fan and I feel completely comfortable saying so. I would be amazed if he even got a single set. I am still not sure Murray will even reach the semis though.

What about if the clay plays like a hardcourt next week and it is really hot?

davey25
05-28-2010, 11:38 AM
What about if the clay plays like a hardcourt next week and it is really hot?

Then he would still lose for sure. The last 3 times he played Federer on a hard court he lost and only took 1 set to 7 sets for Federer. The last 2 times he played Federer in a slam both on hard courts he lost in straight sets. He was playing better than he is now at the time of all of those matches. There is no scenario I see him having a hope of winning should they play in the semis.

I would love to see anyone beat Federer (preferably before the semis in fact) but I dont see it happening before the final and if somehow it did it wont be Murray doing it.

cucio
05-28-2010, 11:43 AM
There is no scenario I see him having a hope of winning should they play in the semis.

The chance of making slicefox stop defiling tennis with his presence will raise the level of any top player that loves the sport to heights never reached before.

Murray! Go go! Go! Gooooo!

batz
05-28-2010, 12:17 PM
Murray has no shot in the semis vs Federer if both make it. I am not even a Federer fan and I feel completely comfortable saying so. I would be amazed if he even got a single set. I am still not sure Murray will even reach the semis though.

Pssssst. Nobody really thinks Murray will beat Fed or win it. It's just a bit of a giggle at Slicefox's expense.

davey25
05-28-2010, 12:20 PM
Well for the record I hope by some miracle it does happen just so I can see slicefox's reaction. What an annoying poster. GO MURRAY!!

batz
05-28-2010, 12:22 PM
Well for the record I hope by some miracle it does happen just so I can see slicefox's reaction. What an annoying poster. GO MURRAY!!

LOL:) Now you're getting the hang of it!

GO MURRAY!

West Coast Ace
05-28-2010, 12:27 PM
If Murray ever wins a Slam than it should be this year's wimbledon on a sunday, the saturday after England beats Spain after coming from 2-0 down, to book a place in the semifinal. That would be bearable. Murray winning ANY other Slam would be devastating.Another comedian. England can only win the World Cup when they're the host. That's the sad fact.

Almost sad to watch the Brits get so excited about Murray, only to watch them take another emotional beating when he falls short once again. Having said that, with the injuries to a few top 10ers, and others being way off form, this year might be Murray's best hope to win one of the next 3 majors. And once he wins one, he might get one or two more in his career. I just doubt it.

welcome2petrkordaland
05-28-2010, 12:32 PM
i'd definitely put my $ on Fed if they were to play, but the way Murray's been superconsistent, keeping the ball deep with little pace most of the time, and attacking a little more than usual, Fed just may have an UE fest.

We all know Murray's beaten Fed many times (I know I know-not at the slams, but . . . ) and Fed's MENTAL form has been suspect on the crucial points lately.

Could be a real barnburner to the great delight of Nadal (most probably).

Polaris
05-28-2010, 12:37 PM
Murray has no shot in the semis vs Federer if both make it. My davey25 avatar is not even a Federer fan and I feel completely comfortable saying so, without annoying my other Fedfan avatars. I would be amazed if he even got a single set. I am still not sure Murray will even reach the semis though, if he does, it will be time to make a new username.

Fixed it for you :) .

jamesblakefan#1
05-30-2010, 12:54 PM
I guess the dream is over, the fox lives on. :(

cucio
05-30-2010, 12:58 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-19/1235065733543.jpg

Sad George is sad.

Berdych is a foxtard. :cry::cry::cry:

batz
05-30-2010, 01:14 PM
It was fun while it lasted.

I wonder if Foxy will humour us with an 'If Murray wins Wimbledon' thread?

Rhino
05-30-2010, 02:01 PM
2 down, 5 to go.....woot woot!

GO MURRAY!

3 down, 4 to go.

GO MURRAY!

18 Grand slams played, no titles.....woot woot!

GO MURRAY!

KingOfTennis
05-30-2010, 02:10 PM
Unlucky Murray

Buckethead
05-30-2010, 02:34 PM
Mopy Murray,uhuhuuu, got no game ah????

forthegame
05-30-2010, 02:35 PM
slicefox, your tennis-watching future is safe.

batz
05-30-2010, 03:16 PM
18 Grand slams played, no titles.....woot woot!

GO MURRAY!

That's 18 more Grand Slams than you'll ever play, sunshine - woot woot!

ChanceEncounter
05-30-2010, 03:56 PM
Judging by how he has performed at Roland Garros to date. I don't think you have to worry too much about how Murray performs at the French.

sp00q
05-30-2010, 06:39 PM
...then I will quit watching tennis.

Also, if Murray wins the entire tournament, I will quit watching AND playing tennis.

You're safe now.

Buckethead
05-30-2010, 07:50 PM
Murray is so weak that he didn't even win a set against Berdych.He has no game,the only problem is,that he can outlast any player on tour,but with no game,his life is decided by somebody else.Any good ball striker that can keep it up for sometime can knock him out fast.If He faced Gabeastvili Teimuraz on first round He would've been back in England last week,but He faced gasquet that is still not 100% fit.

malakas
05-30-2010, 08:06 PM
You're safe now.

but we're not.:-?

slicefox
05-30-2010, 08:49 PM
EAT ME NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhahaha, looks like I'll be around here some more :P :P :P

Rhino
05-30-2010, 09:11 PM
That's 18 more Grand Slams than you'll ever play, sunshine - woot woot!

Tennis is not my career.

Fedex
05-31-2010, 04:35 AM
It was fun while it lasted.

I wonder if Foxy will humour us with an 'If Murray wins Wimbledon' thread?

Hopefully the depressive Buckethead will instead.
Wrist and cut spring to mind when she posts.

Fedex
05-31-2010, 04:46 AM
Mopy Murray,uhuhuuu, got no game ah????

Murray is so weak that he didn't even win a set against Berdych.He has no game,the only problem is,that he can outlast any player on tour,but with no game,his life is decided by somebody else.Any good ball striker that can keep it up for sometime can knock him out fast.If He faced Gabeastvili Teimuraz on first round He would've been back in England last week,but He faced gasquet that is still not 100% fit.

Hey don't you worry about Murray.
He's a multi millionaire age 23, number 4 in the world, plays a glamorous sport for a living.
What have you and I got?