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kiteboard
07-27-2010, 08:13 AM
Have you ever noticed that guys who don't wear shirts are very often criminal sociopath/unstable types, that are secretly dirty underneath the tennis veneer? Bad calls. Too much testosterone for their own good. Too many fights. Fist fights/verbal abuse, female abuse. Too many passes at girls that are too young for them. Braggadocio. They mouth off about having beaten you? They think they are better than they are, and are insecure in their own alpha maleness? Too bad the women aren't allowed to do the same! Now I could deal with a mouthy topless woman out there, bragging about how she beat me, far more enjoyably, than a mouthy braggy man! Ha, ha.
For all you shirtless guys out there, I am on to you.

r2473
07-27-2010, 08:16 AM
I used to play tennis with Ted Bundy and he never wore a shirt.

I always let him win. Seemed to make him happy.

Blinkism
07-27-2010, 08:27 AM
Played doubles with Charles Manson back in the day.

downs_chris
07-27-2010, 08:30 AM
it's hard to play with a sweaty shirt holding me down!

decades
07-27-2010, 08:36 AM
what then are guys who notice and start threads about guys without shirts?

Jaewonnie
07-27-2010, 08:36 AM
what then are guys who notice and start threads about guys without shirts?

:lol: .

Topspin24
07-27-2010, 09:18 AM
So what if we don't?

BobFL
07-27-2010, 09:25 AM
Have you ever noticed that guys who don't wear shirts are very often criminal sociopath/unstable types, that are secretly dirty underneath the tennis veneer? Bad calls. Too much testosterone for their own good. Too many fights. Fist fights/verbal abuse, female abuse. Too many passes at girls that are too young for them. Braggadocio. They mouth off about having beaten you? They think they are better than they are, and are insecure in their own alpha maleness? Too bad the women aren't allowed to do the same! Now I could deal with a mouthy topless woman out there, bragging about how she beat me, far more enjoyably, than a mouthy braggy man! Ha, ha.
For all you shirtless guys out there, I am on to you.

I think you are getting excited (subconsciously of course). Hint: Sigmund Freud :D

LanEvo
07-27-2010, 10:49 AM
I wish I could play tennis without a shirt on, sadly, I can't... :cry:

Sentinel
07-27-2010, 11:16 AM
I play without a shirt off.

ollinger
07-27-2010, 12:02 PM
If only they made white "Italian-American" tees in wickable polyester.

pyrokid
07-27-2010, 12:07 PM
I take my shirt off when it's hot.
I don't cheat.
Taking passes at ladies too young for me would be very hard, something along the lines of chasing 12 year olds, as I'm 15.

Might still hold true for adults though, I did see a shirtless dude cheating his dad on a line call in a social match. Loudest guy on the courts by far.

GetBetterer
07-27-2010, 02:34 PM
downs_chris:
it's hard to play with a sweaty shirt holding me down!

That's what a second shirt is for!

Also, I have noticed it, i.e. Tommy Haas and as you stated, I wish some girls would play with out their clothes on either. I know I would lose and I wouldn't care because I would know the reason why my movement was hindered...

JohnnyCracker
07-27-2010, 02:40 PM
Have you ever noticed that guys who don't wear shirts are very often criminal sociopath/unstable types, that are secretly dirty underneath the tennis veneer? Bad calls. Too much testosterone for their own good. Too many fights. Fist fights/verbal abuse, female abuse. Too many passes at girls that are too young for them. Braggadocio. They mouth off about having beaten you? They think they are better than they are, and are insecure in their own alpha maleness? Too bad the women aren't allowed to do the same! Now I could deal with a mouthy topless woman out there, bragging about how she beat me, far more enjoyably, than a mouthy braggy man! Ha, ha.
For all you shirtless guys out there, I am on to you.

Obviously, you only hate because you haven't seen the light that is -- Chinese Federer
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=339136
:lol:

NickH87
07-27-2010, 04:22 PM
I play with my shirt off all the time as long as I am comfortable with the people I am playing against. I hate tans lines so I figure if I am out in the sun, I can kill two birds with one stone, have fun playing tennis and get a killer tan.

pabletion
07-27-2010, 04:24 PM
who is this guy, Andy Rooney???
http://worldofwardcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/andy-rooney.png

West Coast Ace
07-27-2010, 04:36 PM
OP, nice generalizations. Fail.

I like to get a tan. So if it's warm enough, the shirt comes off.

WildVolley
07-27-2010, 06:20 PM
OP, nice generalizations. Fail.

So says the criminal sociopath!!!

I was playing on a court and then Chinese Federer came over and insulted my backhand before challenging me to a fight.

OK, that didn't happen, but it probably would have - you can't trust these guys without shirts and too much testosterone.

maverick66
07-27-2010, 06:24 PM
what about those of us who dont wear any shorts? :)
(It keeps me from overheating.)

teto29
07-27-2010, 08:54 PM
:twisted:^^^^^

Sentinel
07-27-2010, 10:36 PM
what about those of us who dont wear any shorts? :)
(It keeps me from overheating.)
But then you have to deal with the heavy swing-weight :(

Larrysümmers
07-27-2010, 11:23 PM
sorry i just wanna get my bronze on...

SoBad
07-27-2010, 11:28 PM
This has been a pressing concern for so many of us, thanks for getting the movement started. I think that the department of, you know, whatever, the appropriate department, would be very interested in learning about what's going on at the tennis courts these days. We should all sign an open letter of complaint.

kiteboard
07-28-2010, 08:15 AM
It's the anti shirt naked guy movement. Get rid of the psycho naked guy movement.

downs_chris
07-28-2010, 08:17 AM
downs_chris:


That's what a second shirt is for!

Also, I have noticed it, i.e. Tommy Haas and as you stated, I wish some girls would play with out their clothes on either. I know I would lose and I wouldn't care because I would know the reason why my movement was hindered...

i could try that...but then i end up going through 5 or 6 shirts...then that means, more laundry to do...it's much easier to play topless! plus no more farmer's tan...i mean, my tennis courts are next to a pool...lots of topless people there too! does it really matter?

Power Player
07-28-2010, 08:51 AM
Wish I could play shirtless, but no club I hit at allows it. It is brutally hot in FL and farmer's tans suck.

pabletion
07-29-2010, 07:02 PM
http://www.travellady.com/Issues/May03/Images/nudetennis.jpg

kiteboard
07-30-2010, 08:41 AM
http://www.travellady.com/Issues/May03/Images/nudetennis.jpg

We need more naked tennis shots. Preferably of the girls!

drakulie
07-30-2010, 09:19 AM
Have you ever noticed that guys who don't wear shirts are very often criminal sociopath/unstable types, that are secretly dirty underneath the tennis veneer? Bad calls. Too much testosterone for their own good. Too many fights. Fist fights/verbal abuse, female abuse. Too many passes at girls that are too young for them. Braggadocio. They mouth off about having beaten you? They think they are better than they are, and are insecure in their own alpha maleness? Too bad the women aren't allowed to do the same! Now I could deal with a mouthy topless woman out there, bragging about how she beat me, far more enjoyably, than a mouthy braggy man! Ha, ha.
For all you shirtless guys out there, I am on to you.

You talking about this guy?

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/09/federer-shirtless/roger-federer-shirtless-02.jpg

Jim Hendricks
07-30-2010, 09:45 AM
I use to play without a shirt all the time until one of the guys I played with got skin cancer. Decided the tan wasn't worth it.

JRstriker12
07-30-2010, 10:05 AM
what about those of us who dont wear any shorts? :)
(It keeps me from overheating.)

ROTFLMAO!
*clearing coffee off the monitor that just shot out of my nose*

maverick66 - a dry-fit tennis-kilt with a ball holding sporran (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran) may be the answer for you. ;)

pabletion
07-30-2010, 02:10 PM
I use to play without a shirt all the time until one of the guys I played with got skin cancer. Decided the tan wasn't worth it.

Wear sunblock! Shirts dont prevent UV rays from reaching your skin anyways.

onehandbh
07-30-2010, 05:26 PM
Wear sunblock! Shirts dont prevent UV rays from reaching your skin anyways.

True. There are also some shirts that have an SPF rating.
I usually wear a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes.
I always put on sunblock, but sometimes go sans shirt.

Bareback surfing is way better than surfing w/a shirt but
you have to go early morning to avoid getting burnt. Just
harder to paddle w/a wetsuit. The wax does eventually
cause a mild rash, though.

maverick66
07-30-2010, 08:21 PM
ROTFLMAO!
*clearing coffee off the monitor that just shot out of my nose*

maverick66 - a dry-fit tennis-kilt with a ball holding sporran (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran) may be the answer for you. ;)

If I owned a kilt I would play in one no problem. The better question is do I wear anything underneath it?:)

JRstriker12
07-30-2010, 09:44 PM
If I owned a kilt I would play in one no problem. The better question is do I wear anything underneath it?:)

Based on your previous comment - I think commando is the only answer. LOL!

kiteboard
07-30-2010, 10:39 PM
You talking about this guy?

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/09/federer-shirtless/roger-federer-shirtless-02.jpg

That is hairy enough to be arrested for. Must be a closet psycho.

maverick66
07-31-2010, 07:34 PM
Based on your previous comment - I think commando is the only answer. LOL!

I think it would make you able to move easier. Plus the free points I would get whenever I hit a jumping shot would make it worth it.

ubermeyer
08-02-2010, 10:19 PM
i hate this
wear some clothing, jeez!!

Leelord337
08-03-2010, 02:57 PM
Have you ever noticed that guys who don't wear shirts are very often criminal sociopath/unstable types, that are secretly dirty underneath the tennis veneer? Bad calls. Too much testosterone for their own good. Too many fights. Fist fights/verbal abuse, female abuse. Too many passes at girls that are too young for them. Braggadocio. They mouth off about having beaten you? They think they are better than they are, and are insecure in their own alpha maleness? Too bad the women aren't allowed to do the same! Now I could deal with a mouthy topless woman out there, bragging about how she beat me, far more enjoyably, than a mouthy braggy man! Ha, ha.
For all you shirtless guys out there, I am on to you.

haha this is such a true stereotype

Fifth Set
08-03-2010, 03:21 PM
Wish I could play shirtless, but no club I hit at allows it.

Exactly. Where is the OP playing that this is such a common problem - prison yard courts?!

kiteboard
08-04-2010, 07:15 PM
It's not where, but who is playing next to me, that's the problem.

sureshs
08-05-2010, 08:57 AM
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/8/19/10/713aa87c2f81530ff059937ea65e96b3.jpg

Juges8932
08-05-2010, 09:49 AM
Whenever I play sports outside, I never wear a shirt. I am OCD about having an even tan. I don't want that nasty-*** farmer's tan, lol. Not a big deal. Unless you are fat, then you should keep your shirt on.

Fifth Set
08-05-2010, 10:35 AM
It's not where, but who is playing next to me, that's the problem. He has three restraining orders by three diff. women. No bus. lic. and two diff. bus. names, contracting without a lic.! Drives red sports cars and tells you how rich he is. Slams into your back side in doubles when you are poaching. Bumps you on the change overs and acts like it was nothing, and your back hurts! Threatens the smaller and bigger guys alike. Parks in the handi cap zone and the red zone with his hood up. Calls the cops on you when you tell him to stay away from you, etc. Heading for prison!

Wow, you really are in Oakland, aren't you!

NickH87
08-06-2010, 08:50 AM
Whenever I play sports outside, I never wear a shirt. I am OCD about having an even tan. I don't want that nasty-*** farmer's tan, lol. Not a big deal. Unless you are fat, then you should keep your shirt on.

Hit the nail on the head. Hit the gym and then you can lose the shirt :twisted: