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r2473
01-01-2011, 08:06 AM
I'm going to try to drink more beer, eat more french fries, and watch more TV.

Anybody else making New Years resolutions?

albino smurf
01-01-2011, 09:26 AM
Eat more veggies

ollinger
01-01-2011, 09:30 AM
I forced some of my New Years dinner companions, who are also in one of my doubles games, to promise to lob less. They like to play old-man lazy doubles, throwing up lobs every time the other team approaches, on many of their service returns, and inexplicably on some easy short balls when they have plenty of time to rip it down the middle. Makes me crazy! And I promised not to mention it to them as often as I do.

mctennis
01-01-2011, 09:35 AM
I've made only one- no New Years Resolutions!!
I always keep that resolution too. 100% success rate for me.

El Diablo
01-01-2011, 10:06 AM
Attention metaphysicists:
If you resolve to make no resolutions, haven't you made a resolution? I'm getting a headache.

Sentinel
01-03-2011, 04:28 AM
I'm going to try to drink more beer, eat more french fries, and watch more TV.

Anybody else making New Years resolutions?
:D
You always exceed my expectations.

I resolve to troll less and spend more time solving world problems like ending all wars, global warming, pollution of all kinds, and crime.

hollywood9826
01-03-2011, 05:03 AM
^^^

Never happen