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jdubbs
01-12-2011, 12:17 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/Caroline-Wozniacki-gets-a-makeover-for-the-Austr?urn=ten-306191

I like it, but then again, she could wear just about anything and I'd like it.

Manus Domini
01-12-2011, 12:30 PM
USO was better, but this isn't bad

SuperDuy
01-12-2011, 01:17 PM
IMO the USO one was the best one she ever wore.. probably best of the 2010 atp tour season.

zapvor
01-12-2011, 05:49 PM
lately i decided shes not as hot as i thought. but she looks good in whatever adidas shes got on

Fedace
01-12-2011, 06:05 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/Caroline-Wozniacki-gets-a-makeover-for-the-Austr?urn=ten-306191

I like it, but then again, she could wear just about anything and I'd like it.

What if she didn't wear anything at all ???:)

Paul Murphy
01-12-2011, 08:07 PM
It's her game that needs the makeover right now.

GregN
01-12-2011, 09:10 PM
Cant see her getting past the second round unless something dramatic happens on the racquet front

Sid_Vicious
01-12-2011, 09:14 PM
You can taxi, takeoff, and land an A380 on that forehead.

Agassifan
01-13-2011, 12:04 AM
bald..........

Mortifier
01-13-2011, 12:34 AM
You can taxi, takeoff, and land an A380 on that forehead.

Ahahahaha!

I had/have a friend whom I went to school with, he had a huge forehead. We called him 'cinema'.

whoopinstick
01-13-2011, 05:25 AM
You can taxi, takeoff, and land an A380 on that forehead.

Gosh, if that is what you can say about Wozi's forehead than I can barely imagine what you could say about Hingis's?

li0scc0
01-13-2011, 05:30 AM
You can taxi, takeoff, and land an A380 on that forehead.

A very nice face with a lovely northern European forehead. Perhaps you prefer the cro-magnon look? :)

Gsicht
01-13-2011, 05:46 AM
Gosh, if that is what you can say about Wozi's forehead than I can barely imagine what you could say about Hingis's?

It would take a 100% fueled A380 to get from one temple to the other.

cknobman
01-13-2011, 06:43 AM
Woz is a beautiful woman :)

Her along with Clijsters and Henin are the only women currently I care to watch play.

JoelDali
01-13-2011, 06:45 AM
Picture fail...

TMF
01-13-2011, 07:21 AM
who cares about pushniacki

If you are not a tennis fan, you don't care !

ChanceEncounter
01-13-2011, 01:19 PM
A very nice face with a lovely northern European forehead. Perhaps you prefer the cro-magnon look? :)

Yes, because everyone who isn't "northern European" has a "cro-magnon look", right? Please...

Underhand
01-13-2011, 01:57 PM
A very nice face with a lovely northern European forehead.

Poland is in Northern Europe? That's an interesting development. Must be the tectonic movements.

pound cat
01-13-2011, 02:25 PM
Poland is in Northern Europe? That's an interesting development. Must be the tectonic movements.

Well, Poland is north of Slovakia and of African countries....

Manus Domini
01-13-2011, 04:26 PM
Poland is in Northern Europe? That's an interesting development. Must be the tectonic movements.

it's north of scandanavia, so it has to be northern Europe:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/800px-A_large_blank_world_map_with_oceans_marked_in_blue _inversion.PNG

Starfury
01-13-2011, 06:19 PM
IMO the USO one was the best one she ever wore.. probably best of the 2010 atp tour season.
The "Look at my shiny yellow undies" outfit?

Underhand
01-13-2011, 09:23 PM
it's north of scandanavia, so it has to be northern Europe:


North of Scandinavia? You must be an American...

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ijog8i.jpg

Spin Doctor
01-17-2011, 08:43 PM
Her outfit is a massive FAIL. Truly hideous and unflattering to her body. Then she's wearing bright orange? nail polish with it (the outfit appears to have pink accents). Last time I checked orange and pink don't go together.

cc0509
01-17-2011, 08:54 PM
Gosh, if that is what you can say about Wozi's forehead than I can barely imagine what you could say about Hingis's?

It is true though. Both Hingis and Wozniacki have huge foreheads. Never understood how anybody finds Wozniacki attractive. Her forehead gives Frankenstein a run for his money. She has bad skin and a square shaped face. She is just average looking at best.

Best looking faces by far at the top of women's tennis now are Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic (and that is not saying much!)

Spin Doctor
01-17-2011, 09:10 PM
Never understood how anybody finds Wozniacki attractive. Her forehead gives Frankenstein a run for his money. She has bad skin and a square shaped face. She is just average looking at best.
I agree, she's very average. She's barely scraping into the "cute" category and her body is nothing special either. But that tutu outfit isn't helping her that's for sure. Adidas needs new designers.

cc0509
01-17-2011, 09:12 PM
I agree, she's very average. She's barely scraping into the "cute" category and her body is nothing special either. But that tutu outfit isn't helping her that's for sure. Adidas needs new designers.


LOL! I agree she may just creep into the "cute" category. If she had bangs she would be much better.

JoelDali
01-17-2011, 09:21 PM
Woz and Stosur are both fashion failures today.

Woz looks horrible.

Stosur looks like an 80s trailer chick.

THUNDERVOLLEY
01-18-2011, 09:10 AM
You can taxi, takeoff, and land an A380 on that forehead.

Heh! Yeah, it is rather swollen to freaky degree....but I think she has a nice body.

Manus Domini
01-18-2011, 09:13 AM
North of Scandinavia? You must be an American...


Yeah, everyone knows that Scandanavia is the southernmost part of Europe

jdubbs
01-18-2011, 09:25 AM
LOLz at the posters saying Woz is barely passable in looks.

She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.

THUNDERVOLLEY
01-18-2011, 10:43 AM
She is drop dead gorgeous

That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.

and the #1 player in the world to boot.

Safina and Jankovic were #1 players too, and CW has something in common with both as of this date, so it was not wise to mention the ranking.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?

Irrelevant...and it says something that your 1st standard of judgement is Playboy.

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.

She must be out of your league, as you are incapable of representing anyone else.

jdubbs
01-18-2011, 10:56 AM
Thundervolley, you've made my day...that is just hilarious, literally every part...thanks!!!

TMF
01-18-2011, 11:09 AM
She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.

Absolutely. Anyone would be blind not to see that.


That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.


Canít you just leave the WTA players alone? Look, I know every blonde players are not your taste and even be ugly to you, and only Serena in your eyes is flawlessly beautiful, but no one give a damn about your bad taste in women.

Legend of Borg
01-18-2011, 11:12 AM
Absolutely. Anyone would be blind not to see that.






Beauty is subjective.

If someone had a different opinion, that would not make him/her "blind".

A matter of preference.

dman72
01-18-2011, 11:17 AM
Not flattering for her, last years USO made her look much better.

TMF
01-18-2011, 11:23 AM
Beauty is subjective.

If someone had a different opinion, that would not make him/her "blind".

A matter of preference.

I was not meant to refer one player. But for a poster who see nothing(even consider ugly) in Woz, Maria, Dementieva, Ivanovic or Kournikova, then there’s something wrong with him.

Mick
01-18-2011, 11:37 AM
I was not meant to refer one player. But for a poster who see nothing(even consider ugly) in Woz, Maria, Dementieva, Ivanovic or Kournikova, then thereís something wrong with him.

i've always wondered why yuri is short and and unattractive but maria is so tall and attractive. her mom must be super tall and attractive to dilute yuri's genes :D

li0scc0
01-18-2011, 11:52 AM
LOLz at the posters saying Woz is barely passable in looks.

She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.

Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).

ATP100
01-18-2011, 12:17 PM
IMO the USO one was the best one she ever wore.. probably best of the 2010 atp tour season.



ATP? (real tennis fan huh?)

jdubbs
01-18-2011, 12:41 PM
Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).

Thanks. I mentioned playboy because a friend of mine is mid-30s, makes good money, good personality, but won't even consider a girl unless she looks like a playmate (and he has a subscription to Playboy). Needless to say, he hasn't had a GF for a looooong time.

A girl like Woz, who has a terrific, upbeat personality, great body, and an unbelievable tennis player to boot...well, personally, I find her pretty damn fine.

kevoT
01-18-2011, 12:46 PM
I don't really like Wozza... don't know why.

Sid_Vicious
01-19-2011, 12:37 AM
Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).
Actually, I am willing to bet that the posters who are arguing about the supposed beauty queen that is Wozniacki are the ones who have "275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both)". You guys make it seem as if Wozniacki is a godess along with the likes of Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie. To conclude, I would like to make a brash statement nearly equivalent to the one you made...

If a girl like Wozniacki makes you get on all fours and howl like a wolf, than maybe you should leave the confines of your parent's house and go outside to get an idea of reality. Wozniacki is a freakin tennis player not a model.

Sid_Vicious
01-19-2011, 12:39 AM
That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.



Safina and Jankovic were #1 players too, and CW has something in common with both as of this date, so it was not wise to mention the ranking.



Irrelevant...and it says something that your 1st standard of judgement is Playboy.



She must be out of your league, as you are incapable of representing anyone else.
Brilliantly stated.

cknobman
01-19-2011, 06:50 AM
Wozniaki's outfit for the AO is one of the worst I have seen so far.

I does nothing to accentuate her figure and the lack of color dosnt work with her complexion.

TMF
01-19-2011, 08:09 AM
Wozniaki's outfit for the AO is one of the worst I have seen so far.

I does nothing to accentuate her figure and the lack of color dosnt work with her complexion.

Disagree. The worst outfit has to be Venus.

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/108140345.jpg?w=455

IvanYentl
01-19-2011, 08:20 AM
She's too big a girl to get away with that lampshade lower half part of the dress and overly-high waist. It looks silly. For a properly fitting dress, see Vania King.

jdubbs
01-19-2011, 08:55 AM
While she may not be a model, the whole package of a winning personality, and great tennis skills make her top 5 in my book.

I guess I'm one of those weird guys that takes more than just looks into account when evaluating women.

Anybody who saw this walking into their local tennis club would be blown away:
http://gyaniz.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/caroline-wozniacki.jpg

sillymonkey
01-19-2011, 09:03 AM
Caroline's dress is a close 2nd for WORST.

cknobman
01-19-2011, 10:06 AM
Disagree. The worst outfit has to be Venus.


Oh yeah Venus is terrible, shes going for that apple pie/homeless crossover look.

When I said one of the worst for Wozniaki I was only referring to the outfits I have seen her wear.

li0scc0
01-20-2011, 07:08 AM
Thanks. I mentioned playboy because a friend of mine is mid-30s, makes good money, good personality, but won't even consider a girl unless she looks like a playmate (and he has a subscription to Playboy). Needless to say, he hasn't had a GF for a looooong time.

A girl like Woz, who has a terrific, upbeat personality, great body, and an unbelievable tennis player to boot...well, personally, I find her pretty damn fine.

I don't get guys on the forums. They prefer a photoshopped Playmate with a 43 IQ and no talents to a woman who is pretty, fit, and can kick their butt on the tennis court. Oh wait...

li0scc0
01-20-2011, 07:12 AM
Actually, I am willing to bet that the posters who are arguing about the supposed beauty queen that is Wozniacki are the ones who have "275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both)". You guys make it seem as if Wozniacki is a godess along with the likes of Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie. To conclude, I would like to make a brash statement nearly equivalent to the one you made...

If a girl like Wozniacki makes you get on all fours and howl like a wolf, than maybe you should leave the confines of your parent's house and go outside to get an idea of reality. Wozniacki is a freakin tennis player not a model.

Exactly. She is a tennis player, i.e. a person with a talent at a sport we engage in.
Beauty is a combination of appearance, personality, and intellect. At least it is to anybody who has progressed beyond the mentality of a 12 year old.

TMF
01-20-2011, 07:20 AM
Caroline's dress is a close 2nd for WORST.

Have you seen other female players or just a few lately ??

http://www.australianopen.com/images/pics/misc/f_petrova_20_01.jpg

Didn't think so.