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Fed Kennedy
02-19-2011, 10:10 PM
I have never seen the Fed bag check...

I can only surmise:

Vial of Goat milk.
6 kps88s painted as blx90s
27 hermes scarfs
Reservoir Dogs Dvd
Espresso Machine
Half a mil in bearer bonds stolen from Van Zant

Queen live at wembley
Lip gloss
Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight

Puka shell necklace
Stunner shades

slice it
02-20-2011, 08:03 AM
Very accurate...

Djokolate
02-21-2011, 11:27 AM
I have never seen the Fed bag check...

I can only surmise:

Vial of Goat milk.
6 kps88s painted as blx90s
27 hermes scarfs
Reservoir Dogs Dvd
Espresso Machine
Half a mil in bearer bonds stolen from Van Zant

Queen live at wembley
Lip gloss
Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight

Puka shell necklace
Stunner shades

hehe..........

The Djoker
02-21-2011, 02:23 PM
Everyone knows his bags are filled with Ferrero Rocher chocolates...I've seen actual video footage...

pudelko
02-21-2011, 03:19 PM
We all know his bags are stuffed with towels stolen from his last match, remember? :)

domhas1
02-21-2011, 04:58 PM
Everyone knows his bags are filled with Ferrero Rocher chocolates...I've seen actual video footage...

Or Lindt chocolates...

Djokolate
02-22-2011, 12:59 AM
We all know his bags are stuffed with towels stolen from his last match, remember? :)

yepp :) hehe

vandre
02-22-2011, 10:09 AM
I have never seen the Fed bag check...

I can only surmise:

Vial of Goat milk.
6 kps88s painted as blx90s
27 hermes scarfs
Reservoir Dogs Dvd
Espresso Machine
Half a mil in bearer bonds stolen from Van Zant

Queen live at wembley
Lip gloss
Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight

Puka shell necklace
Stunner shades

this is all in the racquet bag, correct? if so, what about his infamous "man-purse"?

Devilito
02-22-2011, 10:17 AM
I have never seen the Fed bag check...

I can only surmise:

Vial of Goat milk.
6 kps88s painted as blx90s
27 hermes scarfs
Reservoir Dogs Dvd
Espresso Machine
Half a mil in bearer bonds stolen from Van Zant

Queen live at wembley
Lip gloss
Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight

Puka shell necklace
Stunner shades

hmmm, can't argue with that list.

cnr1guy
02-22-2011, 01:20 PM
Don't forget his rolex :)

Cooper_Tecnifibre4
02-25-2011, 06:07 AM
this is all in the racquet bag, correct? if so, what about his infamous "man-purse"?

It's called a SATCHEL! And Indy has one.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtjMi4c1EQYUrvMjQA52-mj1Dv7jxGZyPE1lv80X4ECDIFkvx5fQ

SirGounder
02-25-2011, 12:31 PM
What's a hermes scarf?

Djokolate
02-25-2011, 01:45 PM
What's a hermes scarf?

like a bandana with patterns on it. but tie it as a scarf.
actually that's a bad description. here's a picture.
http://www.fashionchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hermes_scarf.jpg

Nextman916
02-25-2011, 03:15 PM
Satellite phone direct connect to Phil Knight


The phone actually has a diamond encrusted RF logo and connects to Anna Wintour's as well.

christo
02-25-2011, 11:59 PM
this is all in the racquet bag, correct? if so, what about his infamous "man-purse"?
tissues.........

Djokolate
02-26-2011, 02:51 AM
...........

Tennis Dunce
02-27-2011, 11:47 AM
Bush cd

...ugggh, hey Rog...you know your friend plays in Bush...right!?

Djokolate
02-27-2011, 12:54 PM
The REAL Roger Federer Bag Check.
http://daivined.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/rf_vogue41.jpg

eidolonshinobi
02-28-2011, 09:34 PM
The REAL Roger Federer Bag Check.
http://daivined.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/rf_vogue41.jpg

I like how his GOAT pills are disguised as potassium pills.

Also that man really takes care of his hair haha

stringertom
03-09-2011, 06:25 AM
If bag check is for a Slam, nobody noticed the missing 7 cans of whup-***. Unfortunately, whup-*** mfr. recently forced to expand "Do NOT open in prescence of Spanish APD-wielding southpaws" disclaimer to also include excessive ball-bouncing Serbs, GHOAT-wearing Czechs, Lotto-clothed Swedes & Argentine flame-throwing prodigies. No room left on label for inspiring pix of Mirka & twins.