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Dedans Penthouse
04-13-2011, 01:52 PM
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*digging into and pulling out of his bag*

"This is my __________"

what 'items' might this odd ball's tennis bag contain?


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Sid_Vicious
04-13-2011, 02:05 PM
Pics of Raonic?

OHAI
04-13-2011, 02:10 PM
Head & Shoulders shampoo would be the obvious one.

cknobman
04-13-2011, 02:10 PM
A vial of Nadal's man juice?

sureshs
04-13-2011, 02:12 PM
Nadal's underwear?

ChipNCharge
04-13-2011, 02:14 PM
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*digging into and pulling out of his bag*

"This is my __________"

what 'items' might this odd ball's tennis bag contain?


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hair gel
hair mousse
hairbrush
comb
tweezers
nail clippers
Season 2 of "America's Next Top Model"

Applecider
04-13-2011, 02:30 PM
Ana Ivanovic

Legend of Borg
04-13-2011, 02:35 PM
Barrel of hair gel?

Rock Strongo
04-13-2011, 03:02 PM
European cruising guide?

rovex
04-13-2011, 03:11 PM
Lapdog i sense.

MagneticCurls
04-13-2011, 03:25 PM
KY.......and maybe a pic of Nadal.

kishnabe
04-13-2011, 03:27 PM
Manual on how to play tennis.

Manus Domini
04-13-2011, 03:28 PM
Probably books on how to help with the mental side of the game. I could definately see him having "winning ugly" and "the inner game of tennis" in there lol

also, tissues if he is going against Raonic lol

Hood_Man
04-13-2011, 03:29 PM
"...handle, and this is my spout."

ernestsgulbisfan#1
04-13-2011, 04:36 PM
Condoms.....

Bud
04-13-2011, 05:05 PM
A Milos Raonic voodoo doll with an assortment of long, sharp needles :mrgreen:

Devilito
04-13-2011, 05:08 PM
hair gel
hair mousse
hairbrush
comb
tweezers
nail clippers
Season 2 of "America's Next Top Model"

winner eot

Shaolin
04-13-2011, 05:27 PM
No one has mentioned the obvious yet, a mirror, at least one.

rommil
04-13-2011, 05:55 PM
A book called "Surefire Ways to Improve Mental Strength on the Court".......... in Braille.

Seth
04-13-2011, 06:00 PM
Brilliant thread idea.

I imagine business cards from Tecnifibre, Yonex, and Dunlop reps. Just in case he feels froggy one day and decides to bail on his contract. For that matter, his lawyer's business card.

And another vat of pomade.

Devilito
04-13-2011, 08:17 PM
Brilliant thread idea.

I imagine business cards from Tecnifibre, Yonex, and Dunlop reps. Just in case he feels froggy one day and decides to bail on his contract. For that matter, his lawyer's business card.

And another vat of pomade.

the way he's playing he might as well switch to a T2000. At least that way he can look cool losing.

Zimtack
04-13-2011, 08:29 PM
link to his bagcheck?

and probably some hairgel, a mirror, and a calvin klein catalog

cc0509
04-13-2011, 08:32 PM
Manual on how to play tennis.

LOL! Or a manual "he" wrote for Raonic on how to play real tennis. He may as well burn that!

Djokolate
04-14-2011, 07:45 AM
Sex and the City DVD
Playboy Copy DVDs
Playboy Issue 12 or something lol
Tennis for Dummies
Finding Love for Dummies
Ana Ivanovic (lol I loved Applecider's comment)

bluetrain4
04-14-2011, 08:07 AM
It's so repetitive and often really sort of stupid, but I love "Bag Check." Sometimes the players actually have some interesting things, but often it's just the stuff you'd expect. I find it hilarious that every player starts with their racquets. Of course, that's the main reason for the bag in the first place, but it always comes across as dryly funny because it's so expected and they say it so earnestly like it's some revelation that they're carrying around rackets in their bag.

I also like that they have a good mix of players, not always stars or the highest ranked players.

cknobman
04-14-2011, 11:28 AM
Pictures of topless 12 year old boys.
Pictures of Raonic topless.
Book "The little engine that could".
Mirror with a brush and hair gel.

cc0509
04-14-2011, 02:48 PM
Pictures of topless 12 year old boys.
Pictures of Raonic topless.
Book "The little engine that could".
Mirror with a brush and hair gel.

LOLLLLL!!!!!!

heftylefty
04-15-2011, 01:20 PM
Verdasco's PreMatch Motivation Kit:

Index cards with the following Quotes:

"I bring the Pain...all the way from Spain"

"They are just Paint Jobs, just paint jobs"

"Raonic Fans hate me cuz they aint me"

Reading this over and over again while listening to his iPod which plays "I Feel Pretty" in a nonstop loop.

Legend of Borg
04-15-2011, 01:21 PM
He reminds me of Christiano Ronaldo so much.

ksbh
04-15-2011, 02:00 PM
Movie DVD of Sunny Deol

eidolonshinobi
04-15-2011, 02:10 PM
Pictures of topless 12 year old boys.
Pictures of Raonic topless.
Book "The little engine that could".
Mirror with a brush and hair gel.

wooow too funny!

CCNM
04-15-2011, 06:07 PM
Definitely every hair care product known, and maybe a copy of Vogue or GQ magazine.