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tennis_pro
04-16-2011, 02:53 PM
Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever
Santoro vs Santoro - the weirdest match ever
Karlovic vs Karlovic / Murray vs Murray - the most boring match ever
Federer vs Federer - the most jaw dropping match ever
McEnroe vs McEnroe - the most tantrummed match ever

anything else worth mentioning?

Legend of Borg
04-16-2011, 02:55 PM
Nole vs. Nole

The most slivovitz ever consumed in a tennis match by fans.

Hood_Man
04-16-2011, 03:01 PM
Safin vs Safin/Ivanisevic vs Ivanisevic = The most expensive match ever

niff
04-16-2011, 03:07 PM
Petzschner v Petzschner

No one is winning this.

eidolonshinobi
04-16-2011, 03:08 PM
Safin vs Safin/Ivanisevic vs Ivanisevic = The most expensive match ever

lol can players get DQed for racquet abuse?

Rock Strongo
04-16-2011, 03:09 PM
Sharapova vs Sharapova = the loudest match ever.
Seles vs Seles = the loudest match ever.
Larcher de Brito vs Larcher de Brito = the loudest match ever.
Azarenka vs Azarenka = the loudest match ever.
Williams vs Williams = the loudest match ever.

billnepill
04-16-2011, 03:10 PM
Nole vs. Nole

The most slivovitz ever consumed in a tennis match by fans.

lol ... :D

tennis_pro
04-16-2011, 03:12 PM
I can imagine Hewitt playing Hewitt, one shouting "COME ON!!!" in each other's face after every point, that would be hilarious

billnepill
04-16-2011, 03:14 PM
S. Williams vs S. Williams

no referees volunteered for this match

Hood_Man
04-16-2011, 03:17 PM
lol can players get DQed for racquet abuse?

I don't know, but I heard that Goran had to retire from a match because he ran out of racquets once :)


Nalbandia vs Nalbandian


...FOODFIGHT!


(j/k! I like the guy, just getting in on the meme!)

billnepill
04-16-2011, 03:18 PM
Nadal vs Nadal

= schizophrenic uncle Toni

Rock Strongo
04-16-2011, 03:18 PM
Borg vs Borg = The coolest match ever
Davydenko vs Davydenko = None of them would win.
Safin/Safin vs Safin/Safin = After the match there would only be one left standing.
Gilbert vs Gilbert = Chess where no one would move.
Chang vs Chang = The fastest match ever.
Krajicek/Krajicek vs Krajicek/Krajicek = This might actually be a longer match than Nadal vs Nadal.

tennis_pro
04-16-2011, 03:21 PM
Sampras vs Sampras anyone? I think they would break the Isner-Mahut record easily, playing at Wimbledon

niff
04-16-2011, 03:22 PM
Gilbert vs Gilbert = Chess where no one would move.
Haha! Possibly the most undesirable combo ever.

cucio
04-16-2011, 03:26 PM
Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

Rock Strongo
04-16-2011, 03:28 PM
Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

I'd much rather be interested in the Arabic commentary.

billnepill
04-16-2011, 03:28 PM
Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

Federer - Federer

The most arrogant match ever

eidolonshinobi
04-16-2011, 03:33 PM
Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.

That would be such a good read lol

billnepill
04-16-2011, 03:35 PM
Verdasco vs Verdasco

will be possible soon when he is not top 10 anymore, because he is known to be unable to beat top 10 player.

niff
04-16-2011, 03:37 PM
Federer vs Federer - I want to read the transcript of the press conference of the loser.
"Finally. Finally a worthy adversary! These are tears of joy :("

eidolonshinobi
04-16-2011, 03:39 PM
Bryan Bros vs Bryan Bros...

Double the chest bump action

Mainad
04-16-2011, 03:43 PM
Monfils v Monfils - the most acrobatic match ever.
Djokovic v Djokovic - the most ball bouncing,most chest thumping and most racket smashing in a match ever.
Nadal v Nadal - the most bottom scratching match ever.
Verdasco v Verdasco - the most hair-oiled and the most error strewn match ever.

Rock Strongo
04-16-2011, 03:46 PM
Connors vs Connors would either cause a massive fight or make everyone in the stadium mute.

ucr_tennis90
04-16-2011, 04:08 PM
djoker vs djoker - most ball bounces/best impersonation of the opponent (er.... wait a minute....?)
nadal vs nadal - most impossible passing shots in a single match/craziest angles/best gets/most "vamos!!"es
federer vs federer - utter appreciation for the other players shots/longest discussion of how awesome they are

Pozarevacka
04-16-2011, 08:07 PM
Monfils v Monfils - the most acrobatic match ever.
Djokovic v Djokovic - the most ball bouncing,most chest thumping and most racket smashing in a match ever.
Nadal v Nadal - the most bottom scratching match ever.
Verdasco v Verdasco - the most hair-oiled and the most error strewn match ever.

What do you mean hair-oiled?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNp24K-3PM

BigForehand
04-16-2011, 08:12 PM
Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever
Santoro vs Santoro - the weirdest match ever
Karlovic vs Karlovic / Murray vs Murray - the most boring match ever
Federer vs Federer - the most jaw dropping match ever
McEnroe vs McEnroe - the most tantrummed match ever

anything else worth mentioning?

I'd **** my pants for the entire time watching that match...

Dilettante
04-16-2011, 08:13 PM
Gaudio vs Gaudio: The only match in history where both players lose. Of course they were both desperate even before stepping on court.

Santoro vs Santoro: the linesmen have strokes and mental outbreaks during the match.

Connors vs Connors: III World War.

Verdasco vs Verdasco: Most neurotic behaviour registered on a tennis match ever.

Nalbandian vs Nalbandian: by players agreement, match decided by flipping a coin. Then go to post-match buffet.

Ivanovic vs Ivanovic: Oh god I'm a sicko.

Nadal vs Nadal - the longest match ever

That would be Muster vs Muster and it's not even a contest. Nadal actually does get tired.

CCNM
04-16-2011, 08:17 PM
Bartoli v. Bartoli-the most weirdest moves ever.
Sanchez-Vicario v. Sanchez-Vicario-most action-packed match ever.
McEnroe v. McEnroe, S. Williams v. S. Williams, and Henin v. Henin-the biggest arguments/catfights ever.

Dilettante
04-16-2011, 08:24 PM
2000 Hingis vs 2000 Hingis: Porn.

2010 Hingis vs 2010 Hingis: Hey where are the lines.

PONG
04-16-2011, 08:28 PM
Wozniacki vs. Wozniacki = longest rallies ever
Safina vs. Safina = most break points ever
Hantuchova vs. Hantuchova = most crying ever
Mattek-Sands vs. Mattek-Sands = weirdest outfits ever
Kirilenko vs. Kirilenko = hottest match ever

PONG
04-16-2011, 08:37 PM
mens

Verdasco vs. Verdasco = the most "real" tennis ever
Roddick vs. Roddick = most defaults ever
Dolgopolov vs. Dolgopolov = as close mens tennis will ever be to womens tennis , ever
Gimelslob vs. Gimelslob = most shirt changes ever
Rochus bros vs. Rochus bros = best 12 year olds ever

stringertom
04-17-2011, 10:13 AM
Roddick vs. Roddick: first match played with both players required to compete in swimming trunks due to court flooding caused by excess perspiration.

Stepanek vs. Stepanek: loser becomes ugliest man to date attractive Czech tennis star; winner becomes ugliest man to date and marry even more attractive Czech tennis star.

tennis_pro
04-17-2011, 10:16 AM
Wozniacki vs. Wozniacki = longest rallies ever
Safina vs. Safina = most break points ever
Hantuchova vs. Hantuchova = most crying ever
Mattek-Sands vs. Mattek-Sands = weirdest outfits ever
Kirilenko vs. Kirilenko = hottest match ever

That would be Zvonareva x 2

CCNM
04-17-2011, 01:38 PM
According to some folks on his website Federer v. Federer would be the most elegant tennis ever.

MagneticCurls
04-17-2011, 01:42 PM
Kournikova vs. Kournikova

Wet dream.

Hood_Man
04-17-2011, 01:42 PM
Surely Federer vs Federer depends on which versions of Federer turn up?

If ******** and ******** turn up I don't think I could take it.

aldeayeah
04-17-2011, 03:20 PM
Verdasco vs Verdasco: Most neurotic behaviour registered on a tennis match ever.

I see your match and raise it to

Koellerer vs Koellerer

Tennis sensation
04-17-2011, 07:59 PM
mens

Verdasco vs. Verdasco = the most "real" tennis ever


I see what you did there. :)

tenniswarrior
04-18-2011, 10:03 AM
Serena vs Serena = Wimbledon 2009 Final