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04-27-2011, 01:40 PM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

sureshs
04-27-2011, 01:42 PM
You forgot his butt picking

heftylefty
04-27-2011, 01:44 PM
But tell us how what's really on your mind.

Welcome to the Board, Rook.

TennisFan3
04-27-2011, 01:45 PM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

Brilliant! Possibly the best first post I've ever seen on this forum.

Welcome and keep it up!

Gorecki
04-27-2011, 01:45 PM
ok, time to post cats & trains!!!

single_handed_champion
04-27-2011, 01:49 PM
Too much redundancy. Can sum it all up in a word: mug.

tennis_pro
04-27-2011, 01:49 PM
Booooriiinnnggg

vive le beau jeu !
04-27-2011, 02:00 PM
oh... a new user ! :)
ok, time to post cats & trains!!!
aussitot dit... aussitot fait ! ;)

http://commentstash.com/cat-pictures/Cat_Train_-HdFKdkr%2BlFuiV1MYGrPQ.jpg

Gorecki
04-27-2011, 02:05 PM
http://d21c.com/tas/mtag12/5x5_cat_train.jpg

and nadal is also a very humble player and people dislike im because he eats bananas

vive le beau jeu !
04-27-2011, 02:14 PM
http://d21c.com/tas/mtag12/5x5_cat_train.jpg

and nadal is also a very humble player and people dislike im because he eats bananas
... which is an scandal !

http://www.golivewire.com/forums/img.cgi?i=128705

bolo
04-27-2011, 02:26 PM
"evil look", lol. :)

Tennis_Monk
04-27-2011, 02:27 PM
Ways one can waste their time.....

miyagi
04-27-2011, 02:42 PM
LOL! Great post :)

babbette
04-27-2011, 02:43 PM
This looks fun. saving it to read later.

phnx90
04-27-2011, 03:28 PM
Also, you forgot that his clay game apparently is worse than watching paint dry.

YOU FORGOT "WATCHING PAINT DRY"!!!!!!

Omega_7000
04-27-2011, 03:35 PM
Booooring! Stopped reading after the first three lines. :D

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/The_Fail_Is_Strong.jpg

Devilito
04-27-2011, 03:36 PM
OP, is this you?
http://www.nadalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toni1244901197_0.jpg

Lsmkenpo
04-27-2011, 04:00 PM
You forgot to mention his favorite car is a KIA.

He lives at home with his mom and dad.

His favorite past time is helping little old ladies cross the street.

Sentinel
04-27-2011, 08:42 PM
welcome back, Nadal_freak. Don't let the trolls discourage you from starting wonderful threads such as this.

TheTruth
04-27-2011, 08:43 PM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

Totally awesome post.

Sentinel
04-27-2011, 08:49 PM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?


11. He only loses when:

a. tired
b. exhausted
c. injured
d. goldfish
e. banana
f. baby Nadal
g. high altitude
h. fast court
i. no wind
j. injured
k. davydenko
l. murray
m. brutal draw
n. Đoković

Sentinel
04-27-2011, 08:54 PM
You forgot to mention his favorite car is a KIA.

He lives at home with his mom and dad.

His favorite past time is helping little old ladies cross the street.

He lives at home with his mom and dad.

*cough*

"Little" old ladies - that cracked me up.

Nadalfan89
04-27-2011, 08:57 PM
You forgot the part where he's the biggest cheater in the history of the game because he takes 20 seconds to serve.

Omega_7000
04-27-2011, 09:01 PM
You forgot the part where he's the biggest cheater in the history of the game because he takes 20 seconds to serve.

Good point. I would also add he gets illegal coaching from his uncle during matches and takes MTO's, pretends to be injured when he starts to lose.

MichaelNadal
04-27-2011, 10:38 PM
Brilliant! Possibly the best first post I've ever seen on this forum.

Welcome and keep it up!

Most definitely, it gets ridiculous sometimes.

Omega_7000
04-27-2011, 11:29 PM
Most definitely, it gets ridiculous sometimes.

http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m142/AJB4/noleavi0000.gifhttp://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif

MichaelNadal
04-27-2011, 11:31 PM
http://michaeljacksonanimatedgifs.com/images/others/mwthy8.gif

aphex
04-28-2011, 12:14 AM
You forgot the part where he's the biggest cheater in the history of the game because he takes 20 seconds to serve.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/0ff9462f-cbdc-4340-b261-40599a65852f.gif

nadalbestclass
04-28-2011, 12:16 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:


g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death

d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out

9. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa


hahaha. Awesome post overall, but these are my all times favs as well.

Hitman
04-28-2011, 12:19 AM
11. He only loses when:

a. tired
b. exhausted
c. injured
d. goldfish
e. banana
f. baby Nadal
g. high altitude
h. fast court
i. no wind
j. injured
k. davydenko
l. murray
m. brutal draw
n. Đoković

Looks like he missed a few things off then...

here is a few
o. wisdom tooth
p. divorce
q. blister
r. schedule
s. a complex combination of all the above

MichaelNadal
04-28-2011, 12:34 AM
Looks like he missed a few things off then...

here is a few
o. wisdom tooth
p. divorce
q. blister
r. schedule
s. a complex combination of all the above

Lmao :) I was gonna say divorce too.

Hitman
04-28-2011, 12:36 AM
Lmao :) I was gonna say divorce too.

Did you get a chance to see Fast and Furious 5 yet? The Rock is pure dynamite in that movie!

sixone90
04-28-2011, 01:05 AM
You forgot to mention his favorite car is a KIA.

He lives at home with his mom and dad.

His favorite past time is helping little old ladies cross the street.

I think you mean Aston Martin!

http://luxuryvice.com/images/nadal-astonmartin.jpg

CMM
04-28-2011, 01:10 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

http://i56.tinypic.com/50pjqg.gif

jerriy
04-28-2011, 01:14 AM
You forgot his butt pickingLMAO!

That one line trumps the OP's long list of things.

jerriy
04-28-2011, 01:26 AM
Oh and one more thing: Nadal is a Real-Madrid ****.

That is an unforgivable crime against tardity

*Biba Bartha*
.

namelessone
04-28-2011, 03:03 AM
Oh and one more thing: Nadal is a Real-Madrid ****.

That is an unforgivable crime against tardity

*Biba Bartha*
.

Let's all becoming Barcelona fans, no?

Even worse, he is a Madrid **** while having an uncle who played for Barcelona.

Rebellion perhaps?

junk
04-28-2011, 04:48 AM
this is actually pretty funny - great job OP!

TheBoom
04-28-2011, 04:53 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

Don't sugar coat it tell us what you really think lol :)

Breaker
04-28-2011, 05:41 AM
Let's all becoming Barcelona fans, no?

Even worse, he is a Madrid **** while having an uncle who played for Barcelona.

Rebellion perhaps?

Also he's from Mallorca who already have a football club. Add glory hunter to that list OP.

tlm
04-28-2011, 06:15 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

One of the best posts of all time, your examples you listed have been used so many times here by the haters. You would think after these guys have to eat their words so many times they would quit, but they are so ignorant with so much hatred that they just keep making their foolish statements.

ivan_the_terrible
04-28-2011, 06:36 AM
OP, I didn't see any mention of him being accused of using PEDS in your top 10. *******s always seem to imply this in their rantings to diminish Rafa's legendary status.

Heck even an accomplished fan like Sureshs blatantly states it in numerous posts.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2JuEshfZB3EBzVAaeB2LpfBSLGp9yl Iuymvqkh0QzUH9LnDxQVg

Mustard
04-28-2011, 06:49 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

Epic post :D:twisted:

ksbh
04-28-2011, 06:51 AM
Herr Sentinel, it has also been shown that he can get quite demoralised and lose when he hasn't watched a Sunny Deol movie for a while :)

11. He only loses when:

a. tired
b. exhausted
c. injured
d. goldfish
e. banana
f. baby Nadal
g. high altitude
h. fast court
i. no wind
j. injured
k. davydenko
l. murray
m. brutal draw
n. Đoković

Photoshop
04-28-2011, 07:01 AM
Nice thread, OP. I'll sum it up with one pic.


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_BXBbQEfg5YQ/TbmC9kGwbdI/AAAAAAAAAJg/XwkHZE0Yto0/NadlSTFU3.jpg

Kunohara
04-28-2011, 07:02 AM
1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)


Nice maths, genius.

:)

DjokerIsTheBest
04-28-2011, 07:05 AM
Don't forget he only loses when he's injured.

Wilander Fan
04-28-2011, 07:35 AM
I thought this was a list of little known trivia about Nadal like:

1. Naturally a right handed player but was encouraged to switch to lefty by his coach after he noticed his left fingers were slightly longer than his right hand due to a bowling accident.

2. As a junior, he was given the nickname "nails" by his English peers, as in "Nails Nadal" because of his tough playing style. He dropped it before turning pro because Spanish press mistranslated and started referring to him as the "una del pie".

3. Favorite color is orange, followed by blue.

4. Is actually from an island off the coast of Spain called Majorca, a region well known for producing world class bowlers. In addition to Spanish, Nadal speaks fluent Majorcan and Minorcan. "Nadal" in Majorcan translates roughly into "peanut-butter".

5. In addition to tennis, Nadal was a highly regarded bowler with ambitions of turning pro until injuring his right ring finger in an amateur tournament. Rumors still exist that his finger is a prosthetic.

6. Flies economy class unless he has enough miles to upgrade.

7. Appears to be playing with an aero pro drive GT cortex but, according to stringers, the racket is actually a paint job of a customized rossignol f200.

8. Nadal has many unusual rituals during matches such as arranging water bottles in rows which likely originates from his early bowling training in the slums of Majorca where players were required to reset their pins by hand due to the poor facilities.

reversef
04-28-2011, 08:36 AM
OP,
Brilliant post. :)

Dilettante
04-28-2011, 08:45 AM
Great resume, OP.

gunnd5000
04-28-2011, 09:00 AM
welcome back, Nadal_freak. Don't let the trolls discourage you from starting wonderful threads such as this.

did laugh at any of this thread until i read this :mrgreen:

Sentinel
04-28-2011, 09:00 AM
I thought this was a list of little known trivia about Nadal like:

1. Naturally a right handed player but was encouraged to switch to lefty by his coach after he noticed his left fingers were slightly longer than his right hand due to a bowling accident.

2. As a junior, he was given the nickname "nails" by his English peers, as in "Nails Nadal" because of his tough playing style. He dropped it before turning pro because Spanish press mistranslated and started referring to him as the "una del pie".

3. Favorite color is orange, followed by blue.

4. Is actually from an island off the coast of Spain called Majorca, a region well known for producing world class bowlers. In addition to Spanish, Nadal speaks fluent Majorcan and Minorcan. "Nadal" in Majorcan translates roughly into "peanut-butter".

5. In addition to tennis, Nadal was a highly regarded bowler with ambitions of turning pro until injuring his right ring finger in an amateur tournament. Rumors still exist that his finger is a prosthetic.

6. Flies economy class unless he has enough miles to upgrade.

7. Appears to be playing with an aero pro drive GT cortex but, according to stringers, the racket is actually a paint job of a customized rossignol f200.

8. Nadal has many unusual rituals during matches such as arranging water bottles in rows which likely originates from his early bowling training in the slums of Majorca where players were required to reset their pins by hand due to the poor facilities.
Brilliant.

At first I :confused:'d then I :shock:'ed and then I :D 'ed !!!

gunnd5000
04-28-2011, 09:01 AM
Nice thread, OP. I'll sum it up with one pic.


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_BXBbQEfg5YQ/TbmC9kGwbdI/AAAAAAAAAJg/XwkHZE0Yto0/NadlSTFU3.jpg

you're bi winning :D

vandre
04-28-2011, 09:07 AM
Top Ten Things You Should Know about Rafael Nadal

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to (some) TW posters:

1. A talentless pusher/grinder/moonballer who will never win…
a. outside RG
b. Wimbledon
c. a hard court slam
d. the US Open
e. another slam

2. Who should never have won/should not have been good enough/was extremely lucky to win Wimbledon, AO, USO and does not deserve Career Grand Slam

3. Whose knees are so banged up he is sure to play wheelchair tennis in the next few years but when he is injured he is faking

4. Who only wins because
a. Of brute force
b. He is doping
c. The surfaces have slowed down
d. Uncle Toni shouts/gestures/winks game plans on how to beat opponents from the stands
e. He makes the opponents wait during the coin toss
f. He only waits for his opponents’ mistakes
g. Uncle Toni hypnotizes his opponents to make mistakes
h. His mental strength causes opponents to make mistakes
i. He gives opponents the “evil look”
j. He bores his opponents to death
k. His opponents choke
l. He gets cupcake draws

5. Who has
a. A worthless serve
b. A Crappy backhand
c. An ugly forehand that does nothing but go crosscourt
d. Nil volleying skills
e. A barbaric style of play that is destroying the elegant/balletic/aesthetic “sport” that is tennis

6. Who has a winning record against the Top Ten because
a. He’s a lefty
b. He unfairly exploits Player X’s backhand (which makes him a coward)
c. Player X does not serve well/does not convert breakpoints/has a mental block/chokes/plays horrendous whenever he plays him
d. He wins on clay and clay is not a legitimate surface and any clay match on record should be thrown out
e. Also see #4

7. Will achieve ZERO/nada if he were
a. not a lefty
b. not using modern rackets unlike other great players
c. were playing in a different generation
d. were not playing in a weak era

8. Who, if he is magically transported back in time, will get creamed by the greats of the yesteryears if /once
a. they play on any surface
b. he plays using wooden rackets
c. his unconventional technique, which he won’t be able to adapt to existing conditions, will get exposed

9. Who is
a. A Hard court mug
b. A Player who just happens to play his best on a 2nd rate surface that no one cares about
c. Is clueless on surfaces outside the terra bateau

10. Who annoys the **** out of classy, well-mannered tennis fans because he
a. Is such a boring player that he drives/forces poor tennis fans to paint their walls/furniture/cars/dogs and watching paint dry
b. Plays unconventional tennis unlike 99.99% of the ATP tour
c. Bites trophies
d. Does not speak English (what third language?) like the Queen of England
e. Says the same boring things during press conferences
f. Says “no” at the end of each sentence
g. Says “every match is gonna be very difficult, no?”
h. Wears a half-a-million $ watch while other players only wear a Rolex and feed the hungry in Africa

Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sure doesn’t sound like this guy:

Rafael Nadal (ESP) according to ATPworldtour.com

1. 9 Majors (4 clay, 2 grass, 2 HC)
2. Career Grand Slam (5 RG, 2 Wimbledon, 1 AO, 1 USO)
3. Simultaneous holder of Grand Slams on Hard, Grass, Clay (2008-2009, 2010)
4. Olympic Gold Medal (Singles)
5. Record 19 ATP masters 1000
6. Record 81-match winning streak on a single surface
7. 45 career titles (82.64% career win-loss record)
8. World Number 1 (94 wks)
9. 15-8 H-H record against the putative GOAT (10-2 clay; 5-6 non-clay)
10. 24 years, 10 months

I’m sure Federer, Roddick, Hewitt, Safin, Djokovic, Murray, etc. also get their own share of criticism and low blows but just reading posts even on the first page, Nadal hands down is the most abused of all.

Obviously, I’m sure not sorry for Nadal coz he’s a very successful millionaire athlete who is already a legend at age 24 and has had one hell of a career one can only dream about. He may not be as articulate as some make him out to be, but he sure does let his racket do the talking. C’est la vie. :lol:

very impressive list, but you left out:

he sweats like he's been at a weeklong rave all jacked up on redbull and ecstacy

he has threatened to eat federer's children (he actually bites the trophies imagining he's doing just that)

he drinks the tears of "TEH CHOSEN ONE" (fed)

he made stock markets all around the world crash

he's started countless civil wars in africa

he sows pestilence, dischord and strife wherever he goes

he causes cancer in labratory animals

he has made it impossible for martina navratalova to play pro tennis well into her 90s

he shot the sheriff and jr

he leaves the toilet seat up (or down)

he stood on superman's cape

he banned stemcell research

he cut funding to public schools

he made americans fat, dumb and lazy

he kidnapped the lindberg baby

he didn't clap his hands to save tinkerbell

and he unleashed this hell upon an unsuspecting world

http://cache.deadspin.com/images/2006/06/nadalcapris.jpg

CMM
04-28-2011, 09:58 AM
very impressive list, but you left out:

he sweats like he's been at a weeklong rave all jacked up on redbull and ecstacy

he has threatened to eat federer's children (he actually bites the trophies imagining he's doing just that)

he drinks the tears of "TEH CHOSEN ONE" (fed)

he made stock markets all around the world crash

he's started countless civil wars in africa

he sows pestilence, dischord and strife wherever he goes

he causes cancer in labratory animals

he has made it impossible for martina navratalova to play pro tennis well into her 90s

he shot the sheriff and jr

he leaves the toilet seat up (or down)

he stood on superman's cape

he banned stemcell research

he cut funding to public schools

he made americans fat, dumb and lazy

he kidnapped the lindberg baby

he didn't clap his hands to save tinkerbell

and he unleashed this hell upon an unsuspecting world



Someone actually started a thread about this a while ago, but unfortunately it got deleted.

MichaelNadal
04-28-2011, 10:34 AM
Did you get a chance to see Fast and Furious 5 yet? The Rock is pure dynamite in that movie!

You're the second person to say that's a good movie and I was planning on going to see something Sunday, so I guess that's the one.

Sid_Vicious
04-28-2011, 10:39 AM
Too Long; Didn't read. I am sure it is a load of butthurt-fanboyish drivel.

Hitman
04-28-2011, 01:16 PM
You're the second person to say that's a good movie and I was planning on going to see something Sunday, so I guess that's the one.

You won't regret it. I was reading some of Rock's interviews. He was in Moscow promoting the movie, and has a picture taken with John Cena's t-shirt under his boot. It's the most electrfying man's birthday next week on Raw. Should be interesting.

But yeah, watch the movie. Insane sequences!

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 01:25 PM
But tell us how what's really on your mind.



I think this board is hilarious...but also a lot of fun ;-) :)

TheTruth
04-28-2011, 01:31 PM
I thought this was a list of little known trivia about Nadal like:

1. Naturally a right handed player but was encouraged to switch to lefty by his coach after he noticed his left fingers were slightly longer than his right hand due to a bowling accident.

2. As a junior, he was given the nickname "nails" by his English peers, as in "Nails Nadal" because of his tough playing style. He dropped it before turning pro because Spanish press mistranslated and started referring to him as the "una del pie".

3. Favorite color is orange, followed by blue.

4. Is actually from an island off the coast of Spain called Majorca, a region well known for producing world class bowlers. In addition to Spanish, Nadal speaks fluent Majorcan and Minorcan. "Nadal" in Majorcan translates roughly into "peanut-butter".

5. In addition to tennis, Nadal was a highly regarded bowler with ambitions of turning pro until injuring his right ring finger in an amateur tournament. Rumors still exist that his finger is a prosthetic.

6. Flies economy class unless he has enough miles to upgrade.

7. Appears to be playing with an aero pro drive GT cortex but, according to stringers, the racket is actually a paint job of a customized rossignol f200.

8. Nadal has many unusual rituals during matches such as arranging water bottles in rows which likely originates from his early bowling training in the slums of Majorca where players were required to reset their pins by hand due to the poor facilities.

Good stuff!

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 01:32 PM
OP, is this you?
http://www.nadalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toni1244901197_0.jpg

Oh, I'll be honored to be as wise as he is :lol:


welcome back, Nadal_freak. Don't let the trolls discourage you from starting wonderful threads such as this.

Geez, Senti, I would never have a screen name like that. Screams "weirdo" to me.

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 01:36 PM
oh... a new user ! :)

aussitot dit... aussitot fait ! ;)

http://commentstash.com/cat-pictures/Cat_Train_-HdFKdkr%2BlFuiV1MYGrPQ.jpg


[/QUOTE]

... which is an scandal !

http://www.golivewire.com/forums/img.cgi?i=128705

Thanks, guys!!! I do love cats! Meow!!!

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 01:42 PM
Epic post :D:twisted:

Thanks, Mr. Mustard. I do enjoy your posts, especially the statistical ones.:mrgreen:

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 01:48 PM
Nice thread, OP. I'll sum it up with one pic.


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_BXBbQEfg5YQ/TbmC9kGwbdI/AAAAAAAAAJg/XwkHZE0Yto0/NadlSTFU3.jpg

Nice one, Mr. Photoshop. Sums up everything succinctly.

Lsmkenpo
04-28-2011, 01:52 PM
After Nadal's near brush with death, he has started a public campaign to include a warning label on each and every banana.

Caution you must chew the banana before attempting to swallow, ATP trainer supervision advised.

Nadal never one to fail, has practiced diligently, and can now swallow a ten inch banana whole.

sureshs
04-28-2011, 01:57 PM
I find it amusing how Agassi said "Nadal is writing checks his body cannot cash." Then Nadal not only equals Agassi's Golden Career Slam, but surpasses his total Slam count too, and maintains a dominance over his rival.

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 02:04 PM
You forgot his butt picking

But of course, sureshs knows everything!!!:mrgreen:

Cheers, man! You are one funny (ok, not all the time) dude!

Subventricular Zone
04-28-2011, 05:26 PM
Nice one, Mr. Photoshop. Sums up everything succinctly.

Oops. I meant to put a thumbs UP sign.

Sid_Vicious
04-28-2011, 07:17 PM
Nice thread, OP. I'll sum it up with one pic.


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_BXBbQEfg5YQ/TbmC9kGwbdI/AAAAAAAAAJg/XwkHZE0Yto0/NadlSTFU3.jpg
lol that is just cringeworthy worship of Nadal. Proving people wrong the internets, life does not get any better than this.

siowmotion
04-28-2011, 07:27 PM
Anyone have the thread of the original picture of the above? Would love to go through it....

jkang909
04-28-2011, 07:29 PM
dont hate... love

Sentinel
04-28-2011, 08:18 PM
Oh, I'll be honored to be as wise as he is :lol:

Geez, Senti, I would never have a screen name like that. Screams "weirdo" to me.
ok okay, welcome back anyway.

shoot me a mail.

Xemi666
04-29-2011, 07:46 AM
lol that is just cringeworthy worship of Nadal. Proving people wrong the internets, life does not get any better than this.

Of course not, it's much better to make hate threads and stupid predictions :)

jackson vile
04-29-2011, 09:25 AM
Of course not, it's much better to make hate threads and stupid predictions :)

At some point you ***** have to wise up and just report the threads and have them removed instead of replying to them.

The boards are so much better the extremists have been banned, but it looks like they are attempting comebacks again.

The-Champ
04-29-2011, 09:54 AM
I find it amusing how Agassi said "Nadal is writing checks his body cannot cash." Then Nadal not only equals Agassi's Golden Career Slam, but surpasses his total Slam count too, and maintains a dominance over his rival.


it might be feasible that Agassi's rival is better than Nadal's rival...(Sampras is better than giant n_ _ _). :)

ksbh
04-29-2011, 10:16 AM
ROFL X 1000, TC!

Did you also make a promise to someone? LOL!

it might be feasible that Agassi's rival is better than Nadal's rival...(Sampras is better than giant n_ _ _). :)

BrooklynNY
04-29-2011, 10:28 AM
it might be feasible that Agassi's rival is better than Nadal's rival...(Sampras is better than giant n_ _ _). :)

beat me to it.

kudos.
:D

sureshs
04-29-2011, 11:19 AM
it might be feasible that Agassi's rival is better than Nadal's rival...(Sampras is better than giant n_ _ _). :)

And though it is feasible, it is not the case.

The-Champ
04-30-2011, 01:44 AM
And though it is feasible, it is not the case.

how is that the case? they've never played each other prime vs prime. the only time they played was when Pete was slumping big time..

The-Champ
04-30-2011, 02:00 AM
ROFL X 1000, TC!

Did you also make a promise to someone? LOL!


No promises. Just inspired. I thought I had to make that comment after watching Sunny Deol beating the cr@p out of 10 guys while being in a wheelchair.:)

Nadal = Borg
04-30-2011, 02:13 AM
After Nadal's near brush with death, he has started a public campaign to include a warning label on each and every banana.

Caution you must chew the banana before attempting to swallow, ATP trainer supervision advised.

Nadal never one to fail, has practiced diligently, and can now swallow a ten inch banana whole.

Man I'm not gonna touch that .....but you really need to be careful because if someone wanted to make a comeback then lets just say that someone could potentially talk about Federer swallowing a ten Inch banana as well. Do you know what I mean hint hint wink wink???

There is no way in hell I would ever do it......I'm just warning you.

kiki
04-30-2011, 02:41 AM
Let's all becoming Barcelona fans, no?

Even worse, he is a Madrid **** while having an uncle who played for Barcelona.

Rebellion perhaps?

In Mallorca, most of people are supporters of Madrid.Reason is, Mallorca is part of the Catalan Culture ( whose main city is Barcelona), and they rebel against that, thus supporting the worse enemy catalans have: the evil, imperialistic Madrid ( the only " evil umpire" remaining left after the USSR went ashtray)