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Cesc Fabregas
06-19-2011, 01:11 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__ZqYFh-nY.

Tammo
06-19-2011, 01:13 PM
^^ Hilarious

Cesc Fabregas
06-19-2011, 01:29 PM
^^ Hilarious

"A dog has run on to the court, and it's beaten Tim Henman".

Jchurch
06-19-2011, 01:47 PM
New balls..... are growing on both of the Williams sisters.

That was just too funny.

Hood_Man
06-19-2011, 01:51 PM
"There's no strawberries left, you'll have to have chips"

Frankie Boyle's hilarious :lol:

Jeepers
06-19-2011, 02:14 PM
That whole episode is hilarious

Zildite
06-19-2011, 02:55 PM
Very good :)

pound cat
06-19-2011, 03:21 PM
Very funny. I'll think of new jokes to submit during rain delays.


I expect there will be about 235 new jokes by the end of Week one.

bolo
06-19-2011, 03:35 PM
Very funny. I'll think of new jokes to submit during rain delays.


I expect there will be about 235 new jokes by the end of Week one.

joke no. 1. :)

Rippy
06-19-2011, 03:40 PM
I remember there was another episode of Mock the Week that talked about Wimbledon.

They were saying about how the British numbers 2 and 3 turned up to play with snooker cues. Was pretty funny.

Sid_Vicious
06-19-2011, 03:56 PM
Cesc, is the guy in your avatar the same as the guy who made the strawberries joke in the vid?

Rippy
06-19-2011, 04:00 PM
Cesc, is the guy in your avatar the same as the guy who made the strawberries joke in the vid?

yeah it is. Frankie Boyle.

NadalAgassi
06-19-2011, 05:23 PM
Caroline Wozniacki, still around in the 2nd week.

8PAQ
06-19-2011, 07:45 PM
Nadal complains to the empire about his opponent taking too long between points.

Nadal seems to be targeting Federer's forehand.

Feeder is running around his forehand to hit inside out backhands to Nadal's forehand.

Federer is 9/9 in breakpoints against Nadal.

Sentinel
06-19-2011, 09:06 PM
Nadal complains to the empire about his opponent taking too long between points.

Nadal seems to be targeting Federer's forehand.

Feeder is running around his forehand to hit inside out backhands to Nadal's forehand.

Federer is 9/9 in breakpoints against Nadal.
:) excellent.

Rommil, where art thou ?

p.s. 9/9 BP's suggests a triple bagel, does it ??

WildAce
06-19-2011, 09:24 PM
Ahhhh..... British twit!

Wit, i mean.

AhmedD
06-19-2011, 11:31 PM
:) excellent.

Rommil, where art thou ?

p.s. 9/9 BP's suggests a triple bagel, does it ??

Unless Nadal actually broke back, then yess, you are correct.

TheTruth
06-20-2011, 01:17 AM
Nadal complains to the empire about his opponent taking too long between points.

Nadal seems to be targeting Federer's forehand.

Feeder is running around his forehand to hit inside out backhands to Nadal's forehand.

Federer is 9/9 in breakpoints against Nadal.

Hilarious!

mandy01
06-20-2011, 01:21 AM
Cats are winning the battle of superiority against Rabbits.

FedEx23
06-20-2011, 04:53 AM
Headlines:

Federer angry with umpire for letting him take too long to challenge a call.

Nadal to break habit, goes without underwear for the fortnight.

Sharapova with high 1st serve percentage

Isner routs Mahut in rematch; five total aces.

RoddickAce
06-20-2011, 05:27 AM
The grass close to the net is worn down.

zagor
06-20-2011, 05:40 AM
The grass close to the net is worn down.

This is kinda sad.

fps
06-20-2011, 05:50 AM
"beautiful touch at net, that John Isner"

(love that round of Mock the Week)

batz
06-20-2011, 06:34 AM
"And it's a first men's single title for <insert britishmalenamehere>"

rommil
06-20-2011, 06:57 AM
:) excellent.

Rommil, where art thou ?




Hey Senti, haven't been here much. I have been hitting the courts a lot lately for the tennis circuit, fending off some Sunny Deols on the tennis courts lol.


Yesterday, I played against an Indian guy (Vijay if you don't believe me :) ) and mentioned Sunny Deol. His eyes lit up in amazement on why I know that name.

rommil
06-20-2011, 07:02 AM
Nadal: " I'm favorite to win Wimbledon, no?"

rommil
06-20-2011, 07:08 AM
Serena: " Ma'am lineswoman, I believe your footfault call on me is utterly erroneous. I respectfully suggest the call be corrected so I may reconsider not gracefully placing this round Slazenger ball down your throat which may in effect end your life. Pleeaaseeee?"

Sentinel
06-21-2011, 12:39 AM
The grass close to the net is worn down.
Yep, dats the ballboys doin dere job. ;)

Hey Senti, haven't been here much. I have been hitting the courts a lot lately for the tennis circuit, fending off some Sunny Deols on the tennis courts lol.


Yesterday, I played against an Indian guy (Vijay if you don't believe me :) ) and mentioned Sunny Deol. His eyes lit up in amazement on why I know that name.

Yeah, i told y'all that he's an old failed actor, his dad and mom were famous, all the brothers (and one sis) are trying their hand out at the family business and failing. Taking his name will just ruin your reputation, lol !

Much better to talk of Paes and Bhupathi and Sania. Or Amritraj brothers and the Krishnans.

Sentinel
06-21-2011, 12:41 AM
Serena: " Ma'am lineswoman, I believe your footfault call on me is utterly erroneous. I respectfully suggest the call be corrected so I may reconsider not gracefully placing this round Slazenger ball down your throat which may in effect end your life. Pleeaaseeee?"
I believe a polite, well-mannered girl like Serena would have said esophagus i/o throat.

montrealforum
06-21-2011, 05:45 AM
fantastic bit.