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Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 12:31 PM
http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/1032/gettylive0846221yk.jpg

This is from the Espy Awards.

TEAMRAFA
07-14-2005, 12:53 PM
holy mother of christ god

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 12:56 PM
holy mother of christ god

Yes. she's hot but no need to blaspheme. :)

gts072
07-14-2005, 12:58 PM
That is really hot!!!

PusherMan
07-14-2005, 12:58 PM
Where's the beef?

FedererUberAlles
07-14-2005, 01:02 PM
Wow. Oh my god.

efice32
07-14-2005, 01:03 PM
Uhh....yeah....she's..uhh....wow...

hummer23
07-14-2005, 01:05 PM
damn . . . .

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 01:09 PM
Where's the beef?

http://tinypic.com/8vnhuh.jpg


Serena has cornered that market. When I see that outfit why do I think of "I Dream Of Jeanie"?

theace21
07-14-2005, 01:41 PM
Wow - She has it all going for her...

david aames
07-14-2005, 01:53 PM
Another WTA player is going to make the WORST dressed lists of People mag. That is one ugly outfit.

PusherMan
07-14-2005, 01:58 PM
http://tinypic.com/8vnhuh.jpg


Serena has cornered that market. When I see that outfit why do I think of "I Dream Of Jeanie"?

Nice one, D.

FedererUberAlles
07-14-2005, 02:09 PM
She should just wear the cat suit, it's the only thing she ever looked decent in.

ps 6.0
07-14-2005, 02:45 PM
Another WTA player is going to make the WORST dressed lists of People mag. That is one ugly outfit.

Oh, thank you... I was starting to think that nobody noticed the ugly outfit on that nice body.

eLterrible
07-14-2005, 02:47 PM
hmmm the sharapova pic is nice, but i still think hantuchova and dementieva are hotter than maria is, on and off the court. (esp on-court with sharapova's grunts and fish-face)

Tennis_baller
07-14-2005, 02:53 PM
I'd hit it.

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 03:00 PM
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/194/16/Serena3.jpg

Here's an upate on 'I Dream Of Jeanie'. The other image ran out of steam.

PusherMan
07-14-2005, 03:09 PM
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/194/16/Serena3.jpg

Here's an upate on 'I Dream Of Jeanie'. The other image ran out of steam.

Geez, Danny, I need a towel!

gugafanatic
07-14-2005, 03:16 PM
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=53230230&cdi=0

Andy Roddick and Maria. Too much partying after unsuccessful Wimbledon campaigns.

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 03:43 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9583/serena32tu.jpg

Andy looks like a dolt trying to look cool.
What's the deal on Maria carrying her grandmother's purse?

PusherMan
07-14-2005, 03:52 PM
LOL, Good eye Danny. Both of them look kinda goofy.

david aames
07-14-2005, 03:56 PM
It's a Balenciaga bag. And it would set you back $1700.

What's the deal on Maria carrying her grandmother's purse?

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 04:01 PM
Is that the name-brand bag Oprah wanted to purchase when she was denied entry into the High end Store?

david aames
07-14-2005, 04:03 PM
No. You're talking about the Hermes 'Kelly' bag.

Is that the name-brand bag Oprah wanted to purchase when she was denied entry into the High end Store?

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 04:07 PM
No. You're talking about the Hermes 'Kelly' bag.

Thanks,

How much would the 'Kelly' Bag set you back?

If it's under $50 I might pick up one for my girlfriend. :)

david aames
07-14-2005, 04:22 PM
7 grand at the very least. 2 or 3 times that amount for the crocodile version (that is if you can get one).

(that's how you sound when you've had too many girlfriends)

Thanks,

How much would the 'Kelly' Bag set you back?

If it's under $50 I might pick up one for my girlfriend. :)

Objective Danny
07-14-2005, 04:28 PM
That's a bit out of my price range. I saw one on special at Wal-Mart for $19.95. I'll get it for her. It'll hold the same thing as the one Maria has strapped on her shoulder. :)

keenanj_08
07-14-2005, 04:53 PM
Uhh....yeah....she's..uhh....wow...

Yeah, that

newnuse
07-14-2005, 04:56 PM
What the heck is that thing hanging from her neck? It's blocking my view.

Roddick looks like Owen Wilson in that pic

gugafanatic
07-14-2005, 05:24 PM
Why is Roddick wearing a Lacoste polo to a non-tennis event. I remember him wearing some sneakers at the Masters Cup with a black tux. The guy is trying to set trends but does not realise what a fool he looks.

newnuse
07-14-2005, 05:48 PM
Why is Roddick wearing a Lacoste polo to a non-tennis event. I remember him wearing some sneakers at the Masters Cup with a black tux. The guy is trying to set trends but does not realise what a fool he looks.

:mrgreen: LOL he's trying way too hard.... something you could never accuse him of on the court

Phil
07-14-2005, 06:15 PM
Where's the beef?

Thanks, PusherMan for shedding some perspective on this;-) Bunch of hopped up teens-don't know what's what.

MegacedU
07-14-2005, 06:19 PM
WHYYYYY is she so gorgeous? It's not fair I tell you, totally not fair. She's like flawless.

POGO
07-14-2005, 06:27 PM
What if Maria wore the bunny outfit instead like the girls next to her?
http://tinypic.com/8wjln8.jpg

x Southpaw x
07-14-2005, 06:31 PM
What if Maria wore the bunny outfit instead like the girls next to her?
Whoa... what's with hot but indecent bunnies surrounding all the tennis pros??
And good question pogo, I'm kinda wondering too =3

MegacedU
07-14-2005, 06:32 PM
Hahaha, precisely my halloween costume last year.

andfor
07-14-2005, 06:35 PM
What if Maria wore the bunny outfit instead like the girls next to her?
http://tinypic.com/8wjln8.jpg

There's a little perspective for you.

hummer23
07-14-2005, 06:36 PM
:mrgreen: LOL he's trying way too hard.... something you could never accuse him of on the court

thats well said newnuse, well said indeed.

x Southpaw x
07-14-2005, 06:37 PM
Hahaha, precisely my halloween costume last year.
ROFL, post a pic of that! hahahaha

POGO
07-14-2005, 06:38 PM
Hahaha, precisely my halloween costume last year.
You Went as Sharapova? :)

MegacedU
07-14-2005, 06:51 PM
You Went as Sharapova? :)
No silly....

Hahaha, I got a lot of candy that year! -- Kidding kidding.

I did it because I lost a stupid bet. It was hysterical though.

eqc6
07-14-2005, 07:02 PM
What if Maria wore the bunny outfit instead like the girls next to her?
http://tinypic.com/8wjln8.jpg

Hold that thought! I'll be back..

POGO
07-14-2005, 07:02 PM
No silly....

Hahaha, I got a lot of candy that year! -- Kidding kidding.

I did it because I lost a stupid bet. It was hysterical though.
Hhahhahahahahah!!!

POGO
07-14-2005, 07:03 PM
Hold that thought! I'll be back..
Oh ho!! :)

eLterrible
07-14-2005, 07:11 PM
they don't make bunny suits in maria's size, she's too slim and tall, DUH

BreakPoint
07-14-2005, 07:22 PM
they don't make bunny suits in maria's size, she's too slim and tall, DUH

I think you need cleavage to wear a bunny suit........;)

obackvalobasha
07-14-2005, 07:32 PM
how do you think that dress would look on sarena?

eqc6
07-14-2005, 07:52 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/eqc6/sharabunny.jpg

:twisted: :mrgreen:

MegacedU
07-14-2005, 07:53 PM
how do you think that dress would look on sarena?
I don't want to know. The whole world would go BLIND after looking at something like that.

VashTheStampede
07-14-2005, 07:56 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/eqc6/sharabunny.jpg

:twisted: :mrgreen:




haha At first I didn't notice the difference, but thats some funny stuff!

K. Wilson Moose
07-14-2005, 08:09 PM
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/194/16/Serena3.jpg

Here's an upate on 'I Dream Of Jeanie'. The other image ran out of steam.

My goodness, that is some serious junk in the trunk and some major saggy boobies for a young woman. It's Oracene!

Frodo Baggins
07-14-2005, 08:23 PM
MOOSE :O I thought you had more respect for woman then that..:( *Oh moose my pet y oh y did you have to go over to the dirty dark side?? Why tell me why..An not sweet little lies either! ;)

Aonex
07-14-2005, 10:08 PM
WHYYYYY is she so gorgeous? It's not fair I tell you, totally not fair. She's like flawless.

That about sums it up for me.

Andres
07-14-2005, 10:13 PM
Another WTA player is going to make the WORST dressed lists of People mag. That is one ugly outfit.

Ugly outfit, yes, but hell of a mama ;)

x Southpaw x
07-14-2005, 10:21 PM
LOL that was well-disguised eqc6! You're good at computer drawing as well as hand-drawing haha.

Young Pete
07-14-2005, 11:16 PM
baby got back!

newnuse
07-14-2005, 11:29 PM
I think you need cleavage to wear a bunny suit........;)

Ouch, that was cold... true but cold

fishuuuuu
07-14-2005, 11:36 PM
I'm sorry gugafan but the majority of the junior and teenage population would have to argue against that.

He is setting quite a bit of trends, and he is no more of a fool than the people on an online tennis board trying to critique what a international tennis player should wear.

newnuse
07-14-2005, 11:54 PM
I'm sorry gugafan but the majority of the junior and teenage population would have to argue against that.

He is setting quite a bit of trends, and he is no more of a fool than the people on an online tennis board trying to critique what a international tennis player should wear.

A majority of the teenagers like Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Hillary Duff music as well

You can have all the money you want, but you can't buy class or taste

He is trying much too hard to be a trend setter

Sincerely

Mr. Blackwell

kying1031
07-15-2005, 12:02 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/eqc6/sharabunny.jpg

:twisted: :mrgreen:

Holy Photoshop, Batman!

I can't see her in a bunny suit...and the legs look a bit strange...

TennisD
07-15-2005, 03:41 AM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9583/serena32tu.jpg

Andy looks like a dolt trying to look cool.
What's the deal on Maria carrying her grandmother's purse?
Agreed. Also, someone should tell Andy that Aviator-style glasses suck hardcore..

kian
07-15-2005, 04:06 AM
She has no ***!

SUCKS!

K. Wilson Moose
07-15-2005, 10:37 AM
MOOSE :O I thought you had more respect for woman then that..

I have a lot of respect for women. However, that photo of Serena is not flattering in the least.

http://64.238.110.206/images/gt/doogie22/gifs/moose_looking_lg_wht.gif

Dedans Penthouse
07-15-2005, 11:43 AM
Maria (from the looks of that rear photo) may not be the most callipygian WTA pro out there, but I'd still like to knock her toliet in. Besides that, if you take that picture of her with Andy Roddick and cover up her face except for her eyes, her eyes remind me of Linda Kozlowski from Crocodile Dundee fame....who btw, HAS a very nice toliet.

Docalex007
07-15-2005, 12:59 PM
i'd tap....

Babblelot
07-15-2005, 01:30 PM
holy mother of christ god
Yeah, what he said!

Shyyre
07-15-2005, 01:34 PM
some people complain that she is to thin... maybe, but i think that those backless dresses accentuate (sp?) it in a good way... she lokos great...

by the way, no blemishes or acne? huh... why doesn't she do that all the time?

POGO
07-15-2005, 01:37 PM
some people complain that she is to thin... maybe, but i think that those backless dresses accentuate (sp?) it in a good way... she lokos great...

by the way, no blemishes or acne? huh... why doesn't she do that all the time?
I think it is pretty hard to cover acne while playing tennis with all the sweat running down your face. No cover up will last in that condition;)

Shyyre
07-15-2005, 01:41 PM
i suppose... but then i've never tried playing in any base... or any makeup at all for that matter. although (hmmmm... it might be just what my game needs... how do i tell them that i have no inner monologue...)... no, definately not.

anyway, i don't like the front of the dress, but the back is great.... like hilary swank at the oscars last year... too much muscle maybe, but the dress looked really good.

Objective Danny
07-15-2005, 02:28 PM
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050714/i/r2578667417.jpg

She's sporting some high-dollar bangles. I wonder what's the story on it.

Christopher
07-15-2005, 02:34 PM
A-rods avators are awesome.

Your just jealous. Im gonne get me some.

Maria is stunning, off the court. Dementiava is far more female and attractive on court, more girlish charm if you get what i mean.

fishuuuuu
07-15-2005, 02:37 PM
Agreed. Also, someone should tell Andy that Aviator-style glasses suck hardcore..

Hehe yeah, somebody should tell a professional tennis player with his own personal style what to wear.

TennisD
07-15-2005, 02:57 PM
Hehe yeah, somebody should tell a professional tennis player with his own personal style what to wear.
Hahaha, what a clever attempt at sarcasm. You're right, I guess Andy should be able to wear them....if he wants to look like a complete idiot, not to mention a trend-*****... :rolleyes:

gugafanatic
07-15-2005, 03:04 PM
Hahaha, what a clever attempt at sarcasm. You're right, I guess Andy should be able to wear them....if he wants to look like a complete idiot, not to mention a trend-*****... :rolleyes:

The only trend A.Rod is setting is getting his *** handed to him by Fed on a regular basis. Do you see Hewitt wearing the sleeveless Nike tank to parties.

TennisD
07-15-2005, 03:11 PM
The only trend A.Rod is setting is getting his *** handed to him by Fed on a regular basis. Do you see Hewitt wearing the sleeveless Nike tank to parties.
Ha, it's true. However, aviators were trendy, for some reason, a little while ago. And unless you are a pilot, you look like a ****** wearing them. And that's what Andy looks like right there...

with the Hewitt bit, I have no idea what you are talking about...

Christopher
07-15-2005, 03:16 PM
And bringing Babolat rackets into the mainstream.

Og come off it, what do you want him to wear.

The avators look good on him, and thousands upon thousands of people wear Lacoste stuff to partys etc, as its nice casual stuff unlike the more sport orientated Nike.

TennisD
07-15-2005, 03:26 PM
And bringing Babolat rackets into the mainstream.

Og come off it, what do you want him to wear.

The avators look good on him, and thousands upon thousands of people wear Lacoste stuff to partys etc, as its nice casual stuff unlike the more sport orientated Nike.
Uh huh, whatever. Aviators don't look good on him, or most people, by any means. And nobody was debating whether or not he should wear Lacoste to parties. I mean, that's what people who don't even play tennis do anyways. I actually think that was one of the reasons he signed with them...

Christopher
07-15-2005, 03:29 PM
Gugafanatic seemed to have brought that up If I didnt understand.

As for aviators, its just personal prefernce I guess. If youre not taking yourself seriously in them, I think theyre cool. If you genuinely think you look great in them, thats different, your a plank.

I think he probably signed for them because of a fat pay check. Surprised RBk wouldnt match it though.

TennisD
07-15-2005, 03:31 PM
Gugafanatic seemed to have brought that up If I didnt understand.

As for aviators, its just personal prefernce I guess. If youre not taking yourself seriously in them, I think theyre cool. If you genuinely think you look great in them, thats different, your a plank.

I think he probably signed for them because of a fat pay check. Surprised RBk wouldnt match it though.
Everything is really personal preference when you get down to it..

I think the fat paycheck played a large part, but I think the ability to have an off-the-court wardrobe for free didn't harm the deal...

Christopher
07-15-2005, 03:43 PM
Wouldnt harm any deal. Lacoste stuffs nice. Not to mention pricey.

And it avoids the Henman situatuion, where he has to where addidas everywhere. He looks like hes just come off court whenever he gives an interview.

TennisD
07-15-2005, 03:43 PM
Yeah, that's very true...

newnuse
07-15-2005, 04:00 PM
Those aviator Raybans were "in" about 15 years ago. I don't even see cops wear those any more. Even they haved moved away from those.

Guy needs a visit to the Queer Eye for a Clueless Guy show.

newnuse
07-15-2005, 04:05 PM
The only trend A.Rod is setting is getting his *** handed to him by Fed on a regular basis. Do you see Hewitt wearing the sleeveless Nike tank to parties.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's good cause it's so true.....

I do see Hewitt wearing that stupid hat backwards like it's rock n' roll tennis or something. Hewitt is trying to one up Roddick with his own trend vs Fed.

Nadal is the guy that wears those hideous sleeveless Nike shirts with his sister's Capris

Christopher
07-15-2005, 04:12 PM
I dont mind sleeveless shirts, but the illuminous colours are stupid.

Those clam diggers look more and more ridiculous everytimes I see them.

fishuuuuu
07-15-2005, 07:11 PM
The only trend A.Rod is setting is getting his *** handed to him by Fed on a regular basis. Do you see Hewitt wearing the sleeveless Nike tank to parties.


Hehe so true! He can't get thousands of people to switch to his racquet, switch clothing brands, cheer him on regardless of tournament results, or anything, at all! Not to mention, what an idiot he is he can't even get the admiration and adoration of millions, youth or otherwise!

Poor Andy ... poor poor Andy. It's okay, I have normal sunglasses at my house if he wants to pick them up!

fishuuuuu
07-15-2005, 07:13 PM
Good thing there are fine citizens of the tennis world like you guys to tell Andy Roddick how poorly he chooses to live his life!

With your help, maybe he can revolutionize his play too! It's a good thing you guys are here to critique him before the Roddick bashers come.

efice32
07-15-2005, 07:14 PM
He's not wearing the Lacoste shirt because he gets paid to. Remember he had to put a band-aid over his lacoste logo when he discovered there were cameras at a party he attended so Reebok would not get mad at him. Therefore, he would wear the Lacoste shirt regardless of their sponsorship of him.

Exile
07-15-2005, 09:34 PM
that pic is nice and all, but where's the rest of her?

*cough* serena *cough*

Noelle
07-15-2005, 11:45 PM
I'm not sure Andy dressed himself for the party. As my burning ears have it (and I've seen pics as well), there was a stylist who cut his hair and helped him pick out some clothes, and presumably also gave him the sunglasses to wear. :) Don't rag on the poor guy. At least he didn't wear sneakers with the suit (a la Masters Cup) or do a repeat of those horrid white Reebok sunglasses.

Champion
07-16-2005, 01:00 AM
Eh gross that pic of serena almost made me gag.

sinatra161
07-20-2005, 03:40 AM
Eh gross that pic of serena almost made me gag.
How bout this one?Quick p-shop thought bubble :mrgreen: .
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/sinatra161/serena142copy.jpg Now talk about how hot she is :shock: