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dennis10is
12-07-2011, 12:16 PM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.

r2473
12-07-2011, 12:20 PM
I could barely even see yer-aneus in that video:

http://gizmodo.com/5865808/has-nasas-satellite-captured-an-unidentified-object-near-mercury/

chrischris
12-07-2011, 12:44 PM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.

Kucinich , is that you ??

jmverdugo
12-07-2011, 12:54 PM
It would be awesome if it were a spaceship....

Fearsome Forehand
12-07-2011, 12:57 PM
Klaatu Barada Nikt !!!! :)

Perhaps, they just want to have us for dinner?

chrischris
12-07-2011, 01:10 PM
This thread is already spaced out.

'Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here'

dParis
12-07-2011, 01:40 PM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.

My first thought when I saw that was, "That's a spitting image of my cousin's spleen", but that didn't make sense so I figured it was a spaceship.

Do us a favor. When you get there, let us know if they have any hot chicks on board.

Godspeed.

goober
12-07-2011, 02:11 PM
I think these aliens heard that earth girls were easy.

NickC
12-07-2011, 02:17 PM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.

How much acid did you take this morning?

thug the bunny
12-08-2011, 06:34 AM
Dennis10is u r really Dennis Rodman right?

Just dress up in that Madonna get-up and kick their butts!

KenC
12-08-2011, 08:08 AM
What alien in their right mind would attack earth? There's nothing left to destroy, and there's no resources left to pillage. They would come close,take a look and think that some other aliens had already passed through. In fact if they wanted to harm us, they would just have to leave us alone. We do a great job by ourselves. I doubt any more advanced alien race could top our self-destructive potential.

thug the bunny
12-08-2011, 08:40 AM
Y'all DO know that 40,000 yrs ago the aliens arrived and spliced their DNA with ours? Hence the sudden advent of agriculture, husbandry, and technology?

(Actually sometimes that theory makes sense to me)

TourTenor
12-08-2011, 11:00 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/26/article-0-0C46666900000578-515_634x419.jpg

Ronaldo
12-08-2011, 11:24 AM
Kucinich , is that you ??

Here's to the former Mayor, http://www.thenibble.com/REVIEWS/main/beer/images/pale-ale-BurningRiver.jpg

r2473
12-08-2011, 11:26 AM
My first thought when I saw that was, "That's a spitting image of my cousin's spleen", but that didn't make sense so I figured it was a spaceship.

Do us a favor. When you get there, let us know if they have any hot chicks on board.

Godspeed.

You'll have to fight Kirk for her.

Just an FYI, don't wear a red shirt. Those guys never seem to last long around Kirk.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__850z8_nA1g/SjkNf8-bZzI/AAAAAAAAA2w/dHFW4iA41N4/s400/green+alien+chick+marta+small+.jpg

Fearsome Forehand
12-08-2011, 12:25 PM
^Ah, the green Orion Slave Girl.

Same chick that was the original Batgirl, I believe.

Just an FYI, don't wear a red shirt. Those guys never seem to last long around Kirk.

Yes, one would think that after a time, anyone outside of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Scott, Chekov, or other regulars would have refused to be part of a landing party. The pattern was rather clear. :)

goober
12-08-2011, 02:58 PM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.

Never fear...
Space marines have arrived

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100316163345/warhammer40k/images/thumb/4/49/Post-90027-1205171981.jpg/280px-Post-90027-1205171981.jpg

dennis10is
12-08-2011, 06:33 PM
Whew! That was close. The Martians held up their end of the Earth-Mars-Europa mutual defense compact.

1970CRBase
12-08-2011, 06:46 PM
O'Neill cylinder

SoBad
12-08-2011, 07:03 PM
Those who advocate violence against the post-Mercury alien populations are not sufficiently mindful of those populations’ constitutional rights to life and liberty.

Sentinel
12-08-2011, 07:13 PM
O'Neill cylinder
:D
Rendezvous with Rama !

jswinf
12-09-2011, 08:16 AM
Just wondering, Dennis, do you wear a tinfoil hat when you go outside?

Ronaldo
12-09-2011, 08:33 AM
Just wondering, Dennis, do you wear a tinfoil hat when you go outside?

Or stay inside? http://theboldcorsicanflame.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tin-foil-hat.jpg

Dedans Penthouse
12-09-2011, 08:39 AM
This must be the works of the nefarious Hemaphrodite Illegal Mexican ......Haha. Just when I thought this might be a "funny for funny's sake" intergalatic romp ....sigh....I should've known that you'd coyly stage this sucker so as to slyly inject the "border politic" into it. That aside, nicely done. ;-)

Sentinel
12-12-2011, 04:36 AM
What's the latest ?

I doubt there's any reason for an alien craft to hang around Mercury. However, I can understand if it swings by close to the sun in order to replenish energy. But then it wouldn't just hang around there.

All in all, i think poor dennis10s' trip was wasted. It was a bogey call. dennis must be one of their expendable resources, that they should have sent him off like that.

Ask us next time, dennis. :D

Tmano
12-12-2011, 04:56 AM
Never fear, Dennis is here.

I'm leading a contingent of US Space Marine to storm the spaceship recently discovered hiding behind Mercury.

If we are unable to overcome the aliens, we will sue for peace, with the understanding that the Aliens can have the rest of the planet but spare America.


Any clay tennis courts?

Agent Orynge
12-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Never fear...
Space marines have arrived

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100316163345/warhammer40k/images/thumb/4/49/Post-90027-1205171981.jpg/280px-Post-90027-1205171981.jpg

For the Emperor!

dennis10is
12-16-2011, 10:06 AM
For the Emperor!

Amazing likeness to me! Very good.

the head is too large compared to mine. The Skull loin cloth is too small compqared to mine. Other than that, the guy could be my twin brother.

Agent Orynge
12-16-2011, 10:11 AM
That's a Crimson Fist. Your average Space Marine stands about 7 feet tall outside of his power armor, so you must have one hell of a serve.

And that's not just any skull, it's a representation of the Emperor of Mankind himself.

Hot Sauce
12-16-2011, 12:10 PM
http://images.idgentertainment.de/images/idgwpgsgp/bdb/2007443/300x.jpg

dennis10is
12-16-2011, 01:53 PM
A Space Marine's work is never done. That Comet Lovejoy was no comet.

I'm strapped in on full boost on an intercept.

jswinf
12-16-2011, 02:38 PM
Strapped in, huh?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/imgzoom/cannibal-straight-jacket-68285.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/cannibal-straight-jacket-costume--ptcsjca.html&h=1500&w=490&sz=66&tbnid=zuCST85CPCyvwM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=30&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstraight%2Bjacket%2Bimages%26tbm%3Dis ch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=straight+jacket+images&docid=r-V5pV9TET6ZLM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qdTrTvKkCIylsALOyLDhCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CEwQ9QEwCw&dur=9601

Agent Orynge
12-16-2011, 07:01 PM
http://images.idgentertainment.de/images/idgwpgsgp/bdb/2007443/300x.jpg

http://www.deviantart.com/download/175714827/OMG_ZERG_RUSH_by_Dragoshi1.jpg

I win.

dennis10is
12-17-2011, 09:06 PM
Strapped in, huh?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/imgzoom/cannibal-straight-jacket-68285.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/cannibal-straight-jacket-costume--ptcsjca.html&h=1500&w=490&sz=66&tbnid=zuCST85CPCyvwM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=30&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstraight%2Bjacket%2Bimages%26tbm%3Dis ch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=straight+jacket+images&docid=r-V5pV9TET6ZLM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qdTrTvKkCIylsALOyLDhCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CEwQ9QEwCw&dur=9601

You got the same night gown I have! Let's have a sleep over, I'll bring the corpses this time.

jswinf
12-20-2011, 09:43 AM
^^^Sorry, my Mom won't let me leave the solar system after dark.

chrischris
12-22-2011, 06:08 PM
Duran Duran .

Agent Orynge
12-22-2011, 09:52 PM
Duran Duran .

...

Did you just come back from outer space too?

chrischris
12-23-2011, 03:15 AM
...

Did you just come back from outer space too?

No , but looks like you did.:)

chrischris
12-25-2011, 02:13 PM
...

Did you just come back from outer space too?

Are you in orbit again ?

Frankenstine
12-28-2011, 03:57 PM
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=starship+troopers&um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=OR_Ft1xDt-oWAM:&imgrefurl=http://io9.com/starship-troopers/&docid=fv_F3CTpO8ulAM&imgurl=http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/13242/2009/12/starshiptroopers_l.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=Ybr7TpXvJ6rRiAKg_IC9Dg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=482&vpy=168&dur=1366&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=131&ty=110&sig=106269605655480590368&page=1&tbnh=100&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&biw=1366&bih=608


I see you have already begun your onslaught. Be sure to enlist Ender Wiggin as well.

dennis10is
12-29-2011, 10:26 AM
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=starship+troopers&um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=OR_Ft1xDt-oWAM:&imgrefurl=http://io9.com/starship-troopers/&docid=fv_F3CTpO8ulAM&imgurl=http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/13242/2009/12/starshiptroopers_l.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=Ybr7TpXvJ6rRiAKg_IC9Dg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=482&vpy=168&dur=1366&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=131&ty=110&sig=106269605655480590368&page=1&tbnh=100&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&biw=1366&bih=608


I see you have already begun your onslaught. Be sure to enlist Ender Wiggin as well.

I am the Speaker for the Dead (Threads)

Sentinel
12-30-2011, 05:51 AM
^^^Sorry, my Mom won't let me leave the solar system after dark.
That is so innocently funny :). I am trying to picture this several thousand years in the future.

If I were your Mom, i wouldn't let you leave the Solar System at all, since you'd have to travel at pretty high velocities to get anywhere. And at that rate, you are well aware that time slows down, so when you return ... no one you knew would be alive, or they'd be too old, or society would have changed and you'd be totally out of place and unfit for employment.

Darn, i am still chuckling at the idea of "dark" in the context :D

tusharlovesrafa
12-31-2011, 08:06 AM
It's weird that these theads looks totally different from general pro player and pro player discussion..different posters,different feel..

Sentinel
12-31-2011, 08:23 AM
It's weird that these theads looks totally different from general pro player and pro player discussion..different posters,different feel..
Most trolls never come into the O&E section. Figure that out.

dennis10is
12-31-2011, 12:23 PM
Folks, on the eve of our mutual destruction, I wish everyone a terminal 2012. Live it up while you can,.

I have sent my Most Improved Soph-Frosh Boy's High School Tennis Trophy into deep space so that humanity's greatest achievement will, one day, in the distant future, serve as an inspiration to whatever alien civilization lucky enough to discover it.

I do['t play tennis often, but when I do, I use a tennis racket. Stay motivated my friends.

tusharlovesrafa
01-01-2012, 08:22 AM
Most trolls never come into the O&E section. Figure that out.

Phewwww...and this doesn't increase your post count too..yaay!!I'm officially out of troll list..

Manus Domini
01-01-2012, 08:56 PM
Phewwww...and this doesn't increase your post count too..yaay!!I'm officially out of troll list..

Err, he said most trolls...