This is getting ridiculous [Archive]

Rickson

07-30-2005, 06:21 PM

Noelle

07-30-2005, 06:26 PM

I found Kana's tennis tips to be helpful, made even more so when the experts like BB came on and either corrected or elaborated on them.

I'm more interested, however in how you know that those people are all one and the same person.

fishuuuuu

07-30-2005, 06:29 PM

This isn't the right place for this. Forehands are cool. I can hit a tweener. I know how to slice.

I am Kana.

Rickson

07-30-2005, 06:31 PM

I found Kana's tennis tips to be helpful, made even more so when the experts like BB came on and either corrected or elaborated on them.

Now, how do you know that those people are all one and the same person?
When I was attacking Kirisaki with my allegations, "Becky" IMs me out of the blue to calm down the attacks. She asked me if I believed she was Kana, a question she never asked before today, either on AIM or the message board. I knew "Becky" had been posting as Kirisaki and he had to ask that question because he never thought I would reveal him, but he came in with one ID too many and I'm not taking any more of his nonsense.

Rumjungle

07-30-2005, 07:05 PM

Are you serious? That's just wrong.

armand

07-30-2005, 07:13 PM

Who cares who's who! I'm the new pope, ok? Does that make a difference about my posts? If whomever is playing these games, stop paying attention to them because you're only adding fuel to the fire.

hyperwarrior

07-30-2005, 07:48 PM

Rickson is the detective of TW. As a detective, shows more proofs.

Rickson

07-30-2005, 07:51 PM

Rickson is the detective of TW. As a detective, shows more proofs.
Yes I am, my friend, yes I am.

tennis-n-sc

07-30-2005, 08:01 PM

adely, will you hear my confession?

D-man

07-30-2005, 08:05 PM

wow that's crazy

raftermania

07-30-2005, 08:07 PM

adely, I called a ball out on matchpoint that was obviously good. please, please adely, forgive me for I have sinned.

AngeloDS

07-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Rickson, good deductive reasoning. Continue with this investigation, and unveil the truth! I have your back!

D-man

07-30-2005, 08:13 PM

perhaps elleon is also this person? they seem to like to dialog with themselves

Chris Evert-Awful

07-30-2005, 09:44 PM

I don't understand. Why was Kana so verboten? She offered comprehensive, thoughtful advice, even if her delivery was a bit brusque. Was she kicked off?

nViATi

07-30-2005, 09:54 PM

I don't understand. Why was Kana so verboten? She offered comprehensive, thoughtful advice, even if her delivery was a bit brusque. Was she kicked off?
she left because twistserve kept harassing her

x Southpaw x

07-30-2005, 10:01 PM

I'm making this thread in here because we've all been given advice by some lunatic who started off as Kana and is now Kirisaki. Kana/Meat/Becky/Kirisaki not only gives horrendous tennis tips, he and yes it's a he, likes to impersonate young Japanese girls and pretend he's a 4.5 female player. Please, Kirisaki, come in with one user name, and stop pretending to be young Japanese girls, you schizo.
This is a tennis tip/instruction board. When he/she asks for help, those who want to help just help. When he/she gives advice, we correct him/her where he/she is wrong, not put him/her down. But really Kana and Becky both give good advice, it's all about whose opinion, not sure about Meat or Kirisaki. Just because you don't like the way he/she gives advice, doesn't mean you can silence him/her.

fishuuuuu

07-30-2005, 10:03 PM

She left because she wanted to leave. What is your problem with Twist Serve kid?

Ken.Knight

07-30-2005, 10:11 PM

I used to definitely think Kana and Becky were the same. I do NOT now. Check my thread in the Odds and Ends section.

But I don't know. I'm still searching for more information, as of now I'm almost positive Meat and Kana are the same.

Yeah, check the thread.

I don't think your "Instant message" evidence holds up because it seems like you didn't post what was actually said, just your own version of the story. I dont know if it breaches privacy, but could you post the entire thing up so people can see for themself? Or you can instant message me on "SmexyNoJutsu" and send it there.

If it's true, it's more questions I can possibly ask the real Becky to see if she remembers talking to you.

ATXtennisaddict

07-30-2005, 10:27 PM

Rickson = Twistserve

TS mailed the LM Prestige to himself when he lost the Wimbledon bet. LOL

fishuuuuu

07-30-2005, 10:32 PM

Nah they're not the same. They are waaay different people.

ucd_ace

07-30-2005, 11:44 PM

For a person like me with absolutely no opinion, this is really entertaining stuff. It's like watching the TV show 24, I just don't know what is going to happen next.

peter

07-31-2005, 01:50 AM

For a person like me with absolutely no opinion, this is really entertaining stuff. It's like watching the TV show 24, I just don't know what is going to happen next.

It's definitely getting hilarious.

Now let's see.

Rickson = Twistserve
Noelle = Elleon
Kana = Meat = Becky = Kirisaki

What other possible pairings does we have?

MegAcedU = ucd_ace (after all - they both have "ACE" in their name! Proof!)
Mahboob Khan = Bungalo Bill (after all - they both claim to be coaches)
finchy = D-man (after all - they both start sencences with lowercase characters)

Oh, and by the way - _I'm_ Kana.

Exile

07-31-2005, 01:59 AM

It's definitely getting hilarious.

Now let's see.

Rickson = Twistserve
Noelle = Elleon
Kana = Meat = Becky = Kirisaki

What other possible pairings does we have?

I knew i wasnt crazy!!!
Either that or peter is crazy too.

Edit: I think elleon is Twisty
or that dimethyl sulfoxide or whoever.

D-man

07-31-2005, 02:12 AM

heh there is actually more evidence than just that peter

armand

07-31-2005, 05:32 AM

adely, I called a ball out on matchpoint that was obviously good. please, please adely, forgive me for I have sinned.LOL your punishment will be to forever play tennis with you off hand in the afterlife. Don't worry, in a few centuries you'll be able to beat my little sister.

Rickson

07-31-2005, 06:16 AM

Rickson = Twistserve

TS mailed the LM Prestige to himself when he lost the Wimbledon bet. LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I sure went out of the way to get a liquid metal racquet.

Andres

07-31-2005, 02:36 PM

This thing is eating me alive!!
I CONFESS!!!

I'M JIMMY HOFFA!!!!!!

ATXtennisaddict

08-01-2005, 12:30 PM

It's definitely getting hilarious.

Now let's see.

Rickson = Twistserve
Noelle = Elleon
Kana = Meat = Becky = Kirisaki

What other possible pairings does we have?

MegAcedU = ucd_ace (after all - they both have "ACE" in their name! Proof!)
Mahboob Khan = Bungalo Bill (after all - they both claim to be coaches)
finchy = D-man (after all - they both start sencences with lowercase characters)

Oh, and by the way - _I'm_ Kana.

OUTSTANDING!

Bungalo Bill

08-01-2005, 01:04 PM

I don't understand. Why was Kana so verboten? She offered comprehensive, thoughtful advice, even if her delivery was a bit brusque. Was she kicked off?

Yes, I think we all hope that Kana (or whomever "they" are) will keep posting. Just because someone calls out something not quite true does not mean the entire post was wrong.

There was a lot of good information in Kana's post but somethings were a bit extreme and not true.

had Kana just kept to the basics and wrote her article with a little more professionalism, I think she or he would have had much better support. It is something we all learn in order to improve ourselves.

I really dont think Kana left on TwistServes account. I think she is just taking a breather.

textbook strokes

08-02-2005, 09:57 AM

I confess too....I'm Roger.....Yes, THAT Roger dammit!!!. I guess my nick wasn't very tricky anyway....
The thing is, life in the atp tour is very lonely, so I joined this board to get some buddies... sorry.
Hey!, by the way... Can somebody help me with my backhand?. I can't follow the ball with my head after contact!. :(

Thanatos

08-02-2005, 11:46 AM

Yes, I think we all hope that Kana (or whomever "they" are) will keep posting. Just because someone calls out something not quite true does not mean the entire post was wrong.

There was a lot of good information in Kana's post but somethings were a bit extreme and not true.

had Kana just kept to the basics and wrote her article with a little more professionalism, I think she or he would have had much better support. It is something we all learn in order to improve ourselves.

I really dont think Kana left on TwistServes account. I think she is just taking a breather.

Attention:
Bungalo Bill is really Richard Simmons
http://www.realityblogs.com/archives/08-27-2004_richardSimmons.jpg

Jonnyf

08-02-2005, 11:59 AM

Yeah but Kana posted a pic of her hitting a high BH

Rickson

08-02-2005, 12:11 PM

double post edit.

Rickson

08-02-2005, 12:12 PM

Yeah but Kana posted a pic of her hitting a high BHThere's a guy who has pictures of Japanese girls and he poses as them on this board. We're dealing with a very disturbed individual here so to sum it up, Kana is a guy who wants you to believe that he's a Japanese girl named Kana and a half Japanese girl named Becky. This sick guy now posts here as Kirisaki and also as Ken.Knight.

The_Dark_Knight

08-02-2005, 12:16 PM

oh my god........*takes off glasses and chews on them*

Jonnyf

08-02-2005, 12:22 PM

ok scared now i think i might just keep watching the football/soccer

The_Dark_Knight

08-02-2005, 12:29 PM

Ok Kirisaki voted against twistserve. How do we know that Kana is real and likes posting as half-japanese girls and guys that can't talk english.

Shyyre

08-02-2005, 12:33 PM

For a person like me with absolutely no opinion, this is really entertaining stuff. It's like watching the TV show 24, I just don't know what is going to happen next.

too true, i ahven't been here that long, and i don't know who to trust! still it is seriously entertaining! LOL!

Rickson

08-02-2005, 12:36 PM

This guy went from Kana to Meat to Becky to Ken.Knight and Kirisaki.

Jonnyf

08-02-2005, 12:37 PM

well TW staff voted against him returning

armand

08-02-2005, 12:38 PM

too true, i ahven't been here that long, and i don't know who to trust! still it is seriously entertaining! LOL!no it isn't.
But thanks anyway to Rickson for looking out for us.

Kaptain Karl

08-02-2005, 01:18 PM

Okay, I'll confess.

I am Kana ... and Rickson ... and Kevhen.

- (and) KK

kevhen

08-02-2005, 01:23 PM

No way! I am Kaptain Karl, Rickson, and Kana!!!!! Let me take off my mask. If it weren't for them darn meddling kids, I'd have gotten away with it too.

raftermania

08-02-2005, 01:32 PM

I am batman.

Superior_Forehand

08-02-2005, 01:35 PM

This is really lame. Get a life rickson.

Ash_Smith

08-02-2005, 01:51 PM

I am The Stig

If you're not from the UK that will make very little sense - much like this thread

Jonnyf

08-02-2005, 02:14 PM

Stig of the Dump lol aint that a book for people younger than me

ps Hi to another UK person

Ash_Smith

08-02-2005, 02:35 PM

No Jonny, not stig of the dump - you obviously don't watch Top Gear!!
Time for the UK users to take over this ole town!!

tinofan90

08-02-2005, 04:25 PM

ill admit it

I'M SPARTACUS

Rabbit

08-02-2005, 05:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I sure went out of the way to get a liquid metal racquet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not if you gave yourself one......

Rabbit

08-02-2005, 05:14 PM

Okay, I'll confess.

I am Kana ... and Rickson ... and Kevhen.

- (and) KK

No way.....you use multi-syllable words and punctuation...you also combine subject and verbs.

Ok...Ok...Ok.. you may be Kana and Kevhen.

Kaptain Karl

08-02-2005, 05:49 PM

I am Spartacus!

[Good one, tinofan90.]

- KK

Noelle

08-02-2005, 05:54 PM

I am batman.
So, is it THE Batman, or just Batman?

raftermania

08-02-2005, 06:02 PM

Noelle, is that a rhetorical question?

Noelle

08-02-2005, 06:31 PM

It's an obscure reference to Batman Returns, when Selina Kyle runs into Batman. ;)

Frodo Baggins

08-02-2005, 07:54 PM

ok This is the real me>> my pichttp://hammamsousse.4t.com/amy.gif..I think this thread is stupid..

Rickson

08-02-2005, 08:07 PM

Bunny! Little Bunny wunny is here! Bunny, you're so funny. Bunny wunny is funny.

All Court

08-02-2005, 08:12 PM

Rickson, are you going insane? LOL

I think it's time I told you all I'm Mr. Clean.

Rickson

08-02-2005, 08:23 PM

Rickson, are you going insane? LOL

I think it's time I told you all I'm Mr. Clean.
Do I know you?

All Court

08-02-2005, 08:25 PM

Hm? I don't know you.

I was just talking about the "bunny wunny" thing, haha.

Rickson

08-02-2005, 08:26 PM

Hm? I don't know you.

I was just talking about the "bunny wunny" thing, haha.
Ah, ok. Bunny is Rabbit and we go back.

raftermania

08-02-2005, 08:30 PM

Noelle, shoulda put **spoiler** on your message! Just joking, I haven't seen it yet, but it's number one on my list.

tinofan90

08-02-2005, 11:19 PM

so............ which one of us is Keyser Soze?

Jonnyf

08-03-2005, 03:16 AM

No Jonny, not stig of the dump - you obviously don't watch Top Gear!!
Time for the UK users to take over this ole town!!

ahhh that Stig did u see it this weekend with the dune buggies

Ash_Smith

08-03-2005, 01:48 PM

yeah man, that was awesome! I want one of those bo-cart thingies, oh...and a couple of acres of land to thrash around in.

ChipNCharge

08-04-2005, 07:09 AM

Get a life rickson.

My Business Law professor in college told us that a well rounded college student should make about an 80% or an 85% on his tests. He said if you made a 90% or higher you really needed to get a life.

Chip

Superior_Forehand

08-04-2005, 07:16 AM

My Business Law professor in college told us that a well rounded college student should make about an 80% or an 85% on his tests. He said if you made a 90% or higher you really needed to get a life.

Chip

Hahah, well that gives me some encouragement lol.