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Prisoner of Birth
09-25-2012, 08:47 PM
Just checking.

pvaudio
09-25-2012, 08:50 PM
Irrelevant, since Ferraris require Federer's sweat to use as engine lubricant. Three drops is equivalent to 8 quarts of perfect synthetic, but gives you 50 free HP and 20lb-ft.

tricky
09-25-2012, 08:52 PM
Irrelevant, since Ferraris require Federer's sweat to use as engine lubricant. Three drops is equivalent to 8 quarts of perfect synthetic, but gives you 50 free HP and 20lb-ft.

This is a blatant falsehood, as everybody knows Federer does not sweat! He merely glistens

The Meat
09-25-2012, 09:22 PM
Wait so a Federer is not a sports car? Whoops :oops:

Sim
09-25-2012, 09:43 PM
Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure. :)

Tenez101
09-25-2012, 09:45 PM
Federer would eat the Ferari alive on grass. On clay it's close.

Sim
09-25-2012, 09:47 PM
Federer would eat the Ferari alive on grass. On clay it's close.

However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

Tenez101
09-25-2012, 09:52 PM
However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

This thead is about Federer vs a Ferari. Please stick to the discussion topic.

dangalak
09-25-2012, 09:52 PM
However, the bull would tear Fed apart on clay. No contest.

You mean Lamborghini, right? :)

Sim
09-25-2012, 09:56 PM
You mean Lamborghini, right? :)

Indeed! :twisted:

pvaudio
09-26-2012, 05:49 AM
This is a blatant falsehood, as everybody knows Federer does not sweat! He merely glistens
And hence why Ferrari charges so much. An industry secret I've just divulged here, hopefully they never find this post :shock:

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 07:54 AM
LOL!!! See I was right!!! :twisted:

Jackuar
09-26-2012, 07:55 AM
Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure. :)

This. Epic WIN.

100 Federers :twisted:

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 07:57 AM
Fed's serve goes from 0 to 130 in less than half a second. Much better than any a Ferrari for sure. :)

Thank you for proving me right!!! :)

W.P. Mayhew
09-26-2012, 07:59 AM
Top Gear needs to answer this.

(I sense this is going the way of the thread about the music playing at the last US Open.)

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 08:00 AM
Lol didn't think my post would've spurred a thread who knew??

KineticChain
09-26-2012, 08:23 AM
Vague question. Ferrari Enzo top speed is about 220 mph whereas federer's fastest serves are in the 130s. Obviously the acceleration from rest will be faster with Fed's serve. But then again, your average weekend warrior's serve has higher acceleration from rest than a Ferrari as well. Pretty much a useless poll.

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 08:34 AM
Vague question. Ferrari Enzo top speed is about 220 mph whereas federer's fastest serves are in the 130s. Obviously the acceleration from rest will be faster with Fed's serve. But then again, your average weekend warrior's serve has higher acceleration from rest than a Ferrari as well. Pretty much a useless poll.

On the fed vs tsonga thread I made a comment saying fed wins every poll here even you compare a Ferrari with his serve hence this theead

Mick
09-26-2012, 08:43 AM
Federer's serve: 135 mph
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG: 197 mph

Here's the video :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEybuzuZM3k

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 08:47 AM
Federer's serve: 135 mph
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG: 197 mph

Here's the video :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEybuzuZM3k

Federer slowed it down as to not make his Sponsers product look bad :twisted:

KineticChain
09-26-2012, 11:33 AM
On the fed vs tsonga thread I made a comment saying fed wins every poll here even you compare a Ferrari with his serve hence this theead

Ok now I'm pretty sure you're trolling...

You do realize this thread is called Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve? , right ?

Vcore89
09-26-2012, 02:25 PM
Federer is on a Merc commercial, naturally he has to be compared to an McLaren MP4 instead of the prancing horse!

LuckyR
09-26-2012, 03:14 PM
Any knucklehead on this or any thread can hit a tennis ball from 0 - 100 mph faster than a six figure sports car.

However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve acceleration? Not so much.

Mick
09-26-2012, 03:15 PM
Indeed! :twisted:

hehe. but there's a video on YouTube showing the Bugatti completely destroyed the high end Lamborghini :)

Bugatti's symbol is an elephant.
Elephant > Bull > Horse

Vcore89
09-26-2012, 03:19 PM
If filling the gas tank every 10 minutes after a drag race is cool then by all means go for the Bugatti. I'd settle for the Batman car, er Lambo Reventon.:cool:

smoledman
09-26-2012, 03:44 PM
You can tell it's "silly season" time.

movdqa
09-26-2012, 03:50 PM
> However, seriously hot women make note of your car. Serve
> acceleration? Not so much.

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/andy-roddick-435.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/18/article-2062975-0ED83F7600000578-880_306x423.jpg

Vcore89
09-26-2012, 03:52 PM
That is how the void is filled after the USO, will have to wait for the WTF to make sense.:lol:

okdude1992
09-26-2012, 03:52 PM
voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 04:41 PM
voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

LOL thats what I said on the other thread and prisonerbybirth decided to test out my hypothesis and made a thread and I was right!!! :D

RF20Lennon
09-26-2012, 04:42 PM
Ok now I'm pretty sure you're trolling...

You do realize this thread is called Which is faster? A Ferrari or a Federer serve? , right ?

LOL go read that thread! federer vs tsonga page 1

Sid_Vicious
09-26-2012, 05:47 PM
voted for the ferrari. just cuz i knew the federer option would be winning. love ttw (planet federer)

Wow, you are so perceptive! I am sure everyone who voted in this thread felt the need to dignify this thread with a serious response. Good on you, sir.

Prisoner of Birth
09-26-2012, 10:21 PM
LOL thats what I said on the other thread and prisonerbybirth decided to test out my hypothesis and made a thread and I was right!!! :D

Prisoner of Birth.

Sentinel
09-26-2012, 11:26 PM
I can't believe you guys are comparing Federer's serve to Ferrer's ? No disrespect to Dahveed, I assure you.