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jonolau
01-06-2006, 06:36 PM
If tennis was the food of life, I'll take the buffet!

CivicLx
01-06-2006, 07:29 PM
what blanks? I don't see any blanks...but I guess we're filling it in so I would say "If tennis was the food for life, I would weigh 3,045,345,567,395 pounds."

rilokiley
01-06-2006, 08:09 PM
If tennis was baseball, I wouldn't play tennis. :|

Docalex007
01-06-2006, 09:11 PM
If tennis was a gay sport, i'd ... :(

no, really...

If tennis was a drunk 50-year old fat woman high on drugs, i'd give it a go. Yes, Yes, much better.

Freedom
01-06-2006, 11:15 PM
If tennis was the War on Iraqian children, I would still say No.

jonolau
01-07-2006, 01:00 AM
If tennis was a gay sport, i'd ... :(

no, really...

If tennis was a drunk 50-year old fat woman high on drugs, i'd give it a go. Yes, Yes, much better.
Ha ha ha ...

35ft6
01-07-2006, 01:10 AM
If tennis was a non sequitor, I would strap a saddle on my monkey and go fly fishing.

35ft6
01-07-2006, 01:12 AM
If tennis was cocaine, I'd be Rick James.

hey, this is fun

jonolau
01-07-2006, 01:18 AM
Ha ha, you're right, 35ft6. It's time to go back to the basics and measure tennis' worth to us if we're unable to get onto the courts ... damn tropical rain here!

The_Dark_Knight
01-08-2006, 06:58 PM
if tennis was a hobo...i'd give it some booze
if tennis was a 10 cent hooker... a lot of people would have a lot of STDs

Skppr05
01-08-2006, 07:05 PM
If tennis was were banna peels i would tripping alot

The_Dark_Knight
01-08-2006, 07:24 PM
if tennis was all dressed up... it would have no where to go

doriancito
01-08-2006, 07:46 PM
id leave tennis as it is

MegacedU
01-08-2006, 07:46 PM
If Tennis was my shopping fix, I'd be millions of dollars in debt.

35ft6
01-09-2006, 01:54 AM
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Jonnyf
01-09-2006, 02:52 AM
If tennis was free, my parents wouldbe driving in lambo's and living in a £1,000,000,000 mansion

jonolau
01-09-2006, 08:18 AM
If tennis was a non sequitor, I would strap a saddle on my monkey and go fly fishing.
Okay, 35ft6, this one went by me ... what's this about a monkey?:)

legolas
01-09-2006, 11:55 AM
if tennis wasnt around, ill be lonely, lol

MegacedU
01-09-2006, 12:11 PM
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison. Great flick.

Mr.Federer
01-09-2006, 12:15 PM
If tennis was lame, I wouldn't be playing it...

snowpuppy
01-09-2006, 02:22 PM
If tennis was free, my parents wouldbe driving in lambo's and living in a 1,000,000,000 mansion

Amen to that!!

If tennis was food, i'll be obese.

norcal
01-09-2006, 02:37 PM
If tennis was stupidity I would be barry.

Docalex007
01-09-2006, 02:58 PM
If tennis was stupidity I would be barry.

LOL, good one norcal.

35ft6
01-09-2006, 03:36 PM
Okay, 35ft6, this one went by me ... what's this about a monkey?:) The answer lies in the definition of non sequitor. :mrgreen: Billy Madison. Great flick. One of the greatest movies ever!!!

Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: 1974.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.

Klippy
01-10-2006, 07:22 PM
If tennis was music, I'd have a concert. Okay, that's pretty lame.

MegacedU
01-10-2006, 07:50 PM
If tennis be the food of life, play on.

The_Dark_Knight
01-10-2006, 07:53 PM
if tennis was addicted to crack....I'd shoot it in the knees
if tennis was a penguin... I'd feed it a sandwich
if tennis was the Hamburgler... it would steal all my hamburgers

Nuke
01-11-2006, 05:35 AM
If tennis was on basic cable more often, I'd grow roots out my butt.